Chapter 882: Lady Grumpy
Qian'er and Xue'er looked at each other helplessly, and they couldn't stop it! Normally, Mrs. Bathing and both of them would go in to serve, but today they suddenly let them stay outside, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, I hope the adults won't be unlucky again.
The bathrooms are full of gold and white marble carvings and inlays.
Two lifelike one-person-tall golden carp raise their heads and tails, open their mouths and spew out water columns, which are poured into the crystal clear white jade pool, and the gold trim around the bath is made into a fish scale, and you will not slip your feet when stepping on it.
The room was slightly foggy, and the temperature was higher than the outside, Miao Yi, who strode in, swept his eyes, and saw no one in the pool, and his eyes fell to the side.
On a jade couch carved with dragons and phoenixes, Yun Zhiqiu was sitting on it, stretching his arms and pulling out the hairpin, taking off the headdress, and seeing Miao Yi and giggling: "Why did the husband run here?
Miao Yi sneered, strode over, sat on the side of the jade couch, and snorted coldly: "It's not that I haven't looked at it, which part of your body I haven't seen, can I peek at it? ”
The supple black hair flowed like a waterfall and slapped his shoulders and drooped his back, Yun Zhiqiu put down the phoenix crown, and said with his head bowed: "What the husband said is reasonable, the concubine body didn't drive you out, isn't it, as long as the husband likes it, can you not see it?" I'm afraid that after a long time, the husband will get bored, and when the time comes, please ask the husband to see it, and the husband is afraid that he will not be interested." ”
Miao Yi stretched his face and said word by word: "Three days, two days of rain, do you know?"
Yun Zhiqiu suddenly covered her mouth and smiled, she already knew the situation, otherwise how could she sit here and talk in peace. Quickly sat down and hugged his arm, "Don't stink." It's all the fault of the concubine, and the concubine is distressed to death. You're really, and you don't know how to avoid it when it's raining heavily. ”
Miao Yi tore her arm away, and said angrily: "Do I dare? How majestic is your boss's wife, what is the difference between her and a shrew? You don't have a face when you make a noise, I still want to be embarrassed!"
Yun Zhiqiu hugged him by the arm again like a kraft candy. smiled like a flower and said: "The husband is not angry, and it is all the fault of the concubine." The concubine is a shrew, don't be like the shrew, okay?"
Miao Yi stared at her and snorted twice, "You also know that you are a shrew? Next time, don't blame me for being rude!"
Yun Zhiqiu's head tilted his shoulder. With a tender smile, he said: "The concubine understands in her heart that the husband is willing to suffer this grievance only if he has a concubine in his heart, and the husband is not even afraid of death, how can he be afraid of the concubine, this is the intention to let the concubine body, the concubine body and mind are beautiful, and the quasi-guarantee can laugh in his dreams, and the husband is like this." The concubine does not live in vain in this life. However, this also made the concubine understand a truth, if the husband refuses to suffer this grievance for the concubine one day. It shows that the husband has no status as a concubine in his heart, and he will have the opportunity to use this method to continue to test the husband in the future. ”
Miao Yi glared, "What? do you want to do it next time?"
Yun Zhiqiu smiled and said: "Don't worry, our husband and wife are very fair, if the concubine does something wrong in the future, the husband only needs one sentence, I promise not to pick and choose the conditions like the husband, not to mention the punishment station, the husband will kneel wherever the concubine is, and ensure that there is no complaint." ”
Miao Yi stood up and said with a dark face: "I don't have the habit of letting people kneel, I don't let you kneel, and you don't let me kneel, I'm a man and I'm different from you women!" Damn, he suspected that someone outside the station would guess what was going on during the rain this time, and there would be no one to laugh to death next time.
"What's wrong with the man? Don't come to this set! The old lady doesn't eat this set!" Yun Zhiqiu smiled, lowered his shoulders and hair behind him, and squinted his eyes, "Niu Er! Listen to the meaning of your words, are you still ready to say goodbye without saying goodbye again?"
"I don't want you to take risks with me, you're still unreasonable, it's unreasonable!" Miao Yi smashed the next sentence, turned around and left.
"Stop!" Yun Zhiqiu suddenly snorted, "Who do you say is unreasonable? Niu Er, there is a kind of repetition!" raised his hand and wiped his eyebrows, erasing the spiritual mud in the center of his eyebrows, revealing a golden golden lotus, which was a posture of threat of force.
Miao Yi, who stopped and turned around, was stunned for a moment, then showed surprise on his face, approached quickly, and said with great joy: "You have broken through the Golden Lotus Realm?"
Yun Zhiqiu bit his lip with silver teeth, raised his foot and kicked his foot directly on his leg to get angry, and said with a cold face: "I didn't settle accounts with you, you still have a temper, tell me honestly, what happened to you and those twin sisters?"
Miao Yi, who was rubbing his legs, chuckled in his heart, and pretended to be dazed: "What twin sisters?"
"Niu Er, you don't come with me for this set!Zilu Jun made Ou Yangguang's twin daughters, the daughters of Tian'an Ruyu outside the sky, named Ouyang Yan and Ouyang Huan, you dare to say that you don't know each other?" Yun Zhiqiu also stood up and shouted.
Miao Yi said with a weak heart: "Oh! You said that they know each other, but they are not familiar, is there anything wrong?"
Yun Zhiqiu Dai raised her eyebrows, "I'm really not familiar with it, but how did I hear that you have a leg with the two of them? I heard that you yourself admitted it at the Infinite National Treasure Appraisal Conference! I said, at that time, how could Ou Yangguang look like he was going to fight with you, and he felt that your Uncle Miao had slept with a pair of twin daughters. Walking in front of Miao Yi, his pointed fingers poked at Miao Yi's heart, "Niu Er! You can! I can't see it! I also played tricks, it turns out that hello, the twins taste good, right?"
Miao Yi almost broke out in a cold sweat, and retreated step by step after being poked, but pretended to be angry and said: "Which bastard is talking nonsense, you say, who made the rumor, I'll settle accounts with him!"
Yun Zhiqiu grabbed his shirt and said word by word: "Settle the account, okay! Niu Er, you heard me clearly, it is the Immortal Saint Mu Fanjun, she told me personally, and said that the man is attentive, let me pay close attention to you! How can her news come from that ordinary people can compare, and there must be a reason for what she says!"
"......" Miao Yi's expression twitched, Mu Fanjun took the wrong medicine, right? He actually took care of Lao Tzu's family affairs! The fox said suspiciously: "Is it really fake?
Yun Zhiqiu grabbed his ear and twisted it vigorously, "Apart from her, who else in the Immortal Kingdom dares to tell me that the second master of the world is ugly!
"Madam, light, it hurts!" Miao Yi grinned in pain, padding his toes, and was pulled by his ears a lot, and he didn't dare to fight back when he encountered this kind of thing that grabbed the pigtails, so he could only scream: "I said it can't be done! That's purely a misunderstanding, damn, I'm the most unlucky one, and this matter has to start from the first time I went to the Fengyun Inn." ”
Yun Zhiqiu let go of him, a kick flew out from under his skirt, and he kicked him hard on the calf, and said hatefully: "Say, why did you go to the old lady's inn again? Bastard, you can't hide in the old lady's inn and do that unsightly thing, right?"
If this is the case, then she is really going to be angry, for no other reason, Miao Yi slept with her at the Fengyun Inn, if she still slept with someone else in her inn, how could she be embarrassed!
Miao Yi really rubbed his ears and legs, it hurt up and down, and he had to take the time to wave his hand again and again, "No, no, I have never done anything sorry for you in the inn, because you also know, the first time I went to the Fengyun Inn was ordered to go to the Liuyun Sand Sea to find the Netherworld Dragon Ship......"
He didn't know how much Mu Fanjun knew about it, and how much he told his wife, if he couldn't talk about it, he was worried that this woman would have to fight hard with him, so he had to tell the cause and effect in detail.
From the beginning of going to the Liuyun Sand Sea to carry out the secret decree, and later encountered an assassination on the way to find the Netherworld Dragon Ship, after coming back, An Zhengfeng arranged Ouyang Yan and Ouyang Huan, who were disguised as men, to protect himself, wanting to lure out the assassins, to meet the Netherworld Dragon Ship, a pair of twins fell into the desire of the seven emotions, and then told it with a sad face after his own 'distress'.
It was really blood and tears, and he added: "I'm the victim! I really haven't touched them again, and it's too late for me to hide!"
Yun Zhiqiu was aware of some of the circumstances, including witnessing the scene of Miao Yi being assassinated in the desert, witnessing Miao Yi's fierceness and ferocity, and using the Qinglian cultivator to kill the two Red Lotus cultivators.
In fact, from the first time she saw Miao Yi in Miaofa Temple, to the assassination of Miao Yi by two red lotuses in Liuyun Shahai, and then to the desperate efforts to rob herself and Feng Xuan, she deeply understood the bloody side of her man, and she was by no means a coward.
Despite this, after hearing the truth, Yun Zhiqiu's pretty face was still green, and it was really a little difficult to accept for a while, his man was actually raped by two women!
Turning around, he rushed out with his hair scattered, Miao Yi was shocked, a dodge stopped her, hugged her to death, and begged: "You're not! You don't want to make a big deal about this kind of thing, do you? They didn't mean it, auntie, can you save me some face!"
Who knew that Yun Zhiqiu grabbed his hair bun, pressed it directly to the ground, and opened his fists and feet like a storm, scolding while beating, "You are still not a man! Useless things, if you are strong? If you are raped, other people's old ladies still admire you, oh my God! You are a big man who was raped by two women, don't you know how to resist? When it is rumored that the old lady can't afford to lose this person, bastard, why don't you die! You dare to go to the old lady's bed after being raped by a woman, you stinky and shameless!"
Miao Yi was beaten alive and drilled into the corner of the wall, shrunk in the corner, hugged his head and wailed: "Damn! what kind of cultivation did I do at that time, my Qinglian cultivation, the two of them are in the purple lotus realm, I can't move if I can press it with one finger, not to mention the two purple lotus, how can you let me resist?"
"Then why do you still have a face alive, don't you know how to bite your tongue and kill yourself?"
"Bite your tongue and kill yourself? I'll go, you can't think of it, and you're still unreasonable!"
"The old lady is just unreasonable!" Yun Zhiqiu roared and beat him madly.
It was really too big to beat people, Qian'er and Xue'er outside had to run in to see the movement, and when they saw this situation, the two of them were stunned, they didn't expect Mrs. to beat the adults alive like this......!