Bridal chamber.

How many unmarried teenagers in the world are fantasizing about the beautiful scenery in the cave room on the night of flowers and candles? And how many old people who have died in their twilight are recalling the sweetness and warmth in the cave room that day?

Fantasy and memories are always beautiful.

In fact, the cave room on the night of the candle is usually not as warm and sweet as in the memory, and the scenery is far less beautiful than the fantasy.

Some people who think they are very intelligent often like to describe the cave house as a tomb, and even say that the sound coming from the cave room sometimes looks like a slaughterhouse.

Cave houses are certainly not tombs and slaughterhouses.

So what does a cave house look like?

The cave room is usually a not too warm room, red and green everywhere, full of the smell of paint, plus the smell of wine left by the guests, people who stay in it for two hours without vomiting must have a very special structure of nose and stomach.

Of course, there are two people in the cave room, a man and a woman, and these two people usually don't know each other too well, so they don't have much to say.

So even if it's noisy outside, it's usually calm inside the cave room.

Although the guests are desperately eating and drinking, as if they are afraid that they will not be able to get their money back, the bride and groom are usually hungry.

It was supposed to be a candle night in their cave room, but this day seemed to be for someone else.

Yan Qi's masked red scarf had been lifted, and he was hanging his head, sitting on the edge of the bed, looking at his red embroidered shoes.

Guo Dalu sat on the chair next to the small round table from a distance, and seemed to be stunned.

She didn't dare to look at him, and he didn't dare to look at her.

If he had drunk some wine, he might have felt more relaxed, but the good thing is that he didn't drink it today.

It seems that as long as the bridegroom wants to drink, some "well-wishers" will immediately come and stop him and rush to drink the wine for him.

They were already very good friends and had a lot to say every day.

But once you become a husband and wife, it's like you're no longer friends.

The two of them seemed to suddenly become very distant, very unfamiliar, and very afraid of embarrassment.

So no one is embarrassed to speak first.

Guo Dalu thought that he could handle it well, but as soon as he entered the cave room, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have become a nerd.

He was not used to it.

He originally wanted to walk over and sit next to Yan Qi, but for some reason, his legs were weak, and he couldn't even stand up:

I don't know how long it took, when Guo Dalu only felt that his neck was a little stiff-

Yan Qi suddenly said, "I'm going to sleep." ”

She actually said that she would sleep on her own, and she didn't even take off her shoes, so she fell on the bed, pulled up the red silk quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water, and wrapped her body tightly.

She was facing the wall, her body curled up like a shrimp.

Guo Dalu bit his lip, looked at her, and gradually smiled in his eyes, and suddenly said, "Why didn't you ask me to go out today?"

Yan Qi ignored him, as if he had fallen asleep.

Guo Dalu smiled: "There are others in your room, aren't you unable to sleep?"

Yan Qi still didn't want to pay attention to him, but he couldn't help but say, "If you don't say a few words, I'll fall asleep." ”

Guo Dalu blinked and said leisurely: "With me in the house, you can sleep?"

Yan Qi bit his lip and said softly, "You...... You're no one else. ”

Guo Dalu said: "It's not someone else, who is it?"

Yan Qi suddenly smiled and said, "You are a big-headed ghost." ”

Guo Dalu suddenly sighed again and said, "It's strange, how could you marry me, a big-headed ghost?" I remember you seemed to have said before, even if all the men in the world died, they would not marry me. ”

Yan Qi suddenly turned over, grabbed the pillow, and threw it at him hard.

Her face was as red as a freshly picked ripe apple.

The pillow flew back again, and flew back with Guo Dalu's people.

Yan Qi blushed and said, "You...... You...... What do you want to do?"

Guo Dalu said: "I want to bite you." ”

The pink embroidered tent has fallen for some time.

If someone must say that the sound in the cave room is like a slaughterhouse, then the slaughterhouse must be a mosquito killer.

They also spoke like mosquitoes.

Guo Dalu seemed to be softly saying, "It's strange, it's strange." ”

Yan Qidao: "What's strange again?"

Guo Dalu said: "Why don't you smell at all?"

Just listening to the sound of "bar", it is like someone hitting mosquitoes, and the more they hit, the lighter they become, the lighter they become......