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"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom—"

Cheng Shenzhu had just come back from strolling outside with the red hairball, and before he could enter the Thunder Immortal Mansion, he heard a deafening roar on the huge rock.

At first, he thought it was an earthquake. When he saw the thousand-year-old red thorn trees falling from a distance, Cheng Shenstick's face turned green in an instant.

"Lao Tzu's precious red thorn tree!" he screamed as he flew up the boulder like a mourner.

More than 20 red thorn trees fell to the ground, and their branches and leaves were scattered everywhere.

Diao Xiaosi was sweating like rain, and he was chopping with a big knife, and pieces of three-foot-high logs were neatly piled up behind him, as high as a hill.

Seeing that he was still digging three feet into the ground relentlessly, trying to dig out the roots of the red thorn tree from the soil, Cheng Shenzhu was so anxious that he shouted desperately: "Diao Xiaosi, keep the roots!"

Diao Xiaosi raised the Zhao Wuling King Killing Knife and was about to slash, looked at the angry Cheng Shenstick and snorted: "No, the breath in Lao Tzu's chest hasn't come out yet!"

In fact, he didn't really want to cut the roots of the red thorn tree, so how much hatred did he have to do it? It made Cheng Shenstick go crazy, copying the guy and himself desperately were light, and if he didn't get it right, he would directly hack himself.

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people!" Cheng Shenstick rushed forward, snatched the Zhao Wuling King killing knife in Diao Xiaosi's hand, and threw it far away.

"Lao Tzu took out a private collection of thousands of years of Yin Lei Fire Liquid, and helped you pluck your hair and wash the marrow to open up the six senses, which is ready to be used for my doppelganger to cross the tribulation and promotion!

"Immortal, don't be angry, I'm also for your good. These red thorn trees were bombarded by the Night Dance Inscription earlier, so it is better to break them and then be reborn. ”

"You wait and see, it will be a good tree again in eighteen years!" Seeing that the flesh on Cheng Shen's face began to twitch, Diao Xiaosi was in a good mood, and said with a smile: "You sit down for a while, let me clean up here." ”

With that, he pulled out an even larger Xuanyuan Dragon Slayer from his belt.

"Get away!" Cheng Shen's anger rose from his chest, and evil was born to the side of his guts, "Eighteen years, one hundred and eighty years is not enough! Mao Mao, give me a bite!"

The red hairball moved when he heard the wind, and pounced on Diao Xiaosi with red eyes and a whining voice.

Diao Xiaosi turned his head and ran, shouting as he ran: "You didn't say it earlier, how did I know that this tree has to grow for hundreds of years?"

"A few hundred years is not enough, the oldest one is almost three thousand years old!" Cheng Shenstick looked at the broken branches all over the ground, picked up an arm-thick log to catch up with Diao Xiaosi, and smashed it on his buttocks.

"Cheng Shenguo, do you have a little bit of humanity? For the sake of a few trees, you beat and scolded Lao Tzu, what kind of brother are you?" Diao Xiaosi's ass was painful, and he said indignantly: "It's okay, it's just that I blame Diao Xiaosi for accidentally meeting someone who is unladylike, let's cut off our robes and break off our friendship...... Help, brother, don't fight! Ouch, why is this dog drilling into the crotch of Lao Tzu's pants?"

After a storm, Diao Xiaosi, who finally realized his mistake, was lying on the ground with bruises, only inlet but not out, staring at the red hairball with tears in his eyes and complaining: "Brother dog, it's not your fault that you love to eat sausages, but you can't eat them casually......"

"You are the most spineless scattered immortal Lao Tzu has ever seen, there is no one!" Cheng Shenzhu sat on the ground angrily and counted Diao Xiaosi.

"You are the most useless and unreliable Da Luo Jin Immortal that Lao Tzu has ever seen, and there is no one. ”

"I'm useless, I'm not reliable?" Cheng Shenzhu was angry, "When your kid was lying in the Yin Lei Fire Liquid Pool and sleeping and dreaming of your mother's Qingqiu dream, Lao Tzu had already sent Xie Yao away unconsciously, did you know Lu Dao?"

"You sent Xie Yao?" Diao Xiaosi's face was a hundred disbelief, "Still unaware, are you willing to use your poor Xianyuan?"

"That's not it, don't forget, this is in the Thunder Immortal Mansion, Lao Tzu has a lot of means! This kid is also a talent, and he can actually touch it. Fortunately, I noticed it in time, otherwise you kid would have waited for death. ”

"That's not right!" Diao Xiaosi remembered something and shouted: "Lao Xie still owes Lao Tzu two ingots of gold that he didn't give, so you let him run away like this?"

"Don't worry, he can't run far, he must have gone to Huang Gucheng to find help. Cheng Shenzhu said confidently: "I just took Mao Mao out of the house and went around and rearranged the Thunder Immortal Mansion. When we leave, it will sink into the ground. If the old demon dares to come again, he will keep it and tell him to fetch water in a bamboo basket. ”

His gaze inadvertently swept over the tall logs, and his heart couldn't help but ache again.

I thought that as long as I prevented the invasion of foreign thieves, I could sit back and relax, but who knew that it was difficult to prevent thieves from catching fire in the backyard. Sooner or later, one day, I will send this little bastard to the Heavenly Palace to be a eunuch, so that he can be trained and trained!

Diao Xiaosi noticed that Cheng Shenzhu looked at him with a strange color, showing infinite fascination, and he couldn't guess what dirty thoughts he had for a while, and it wouldn't be a good thing to think about it, so he immediately changed the topic and said: "Immortal, I should be in the realm of six senses now, but why can't I open the cave sky?"

"How do I know Lu Dao?" Cheng Shenzhu said with a smile: "But some people open early in the cave, some people open late, and there are benefits of being late." The higher the realm, the more powerful the cave genius will be. If you press it now, you may benefit more in the future. ”

"But what if people use the cave to smash Lao Tzu?"

"Stupid, in the world, the Dao Heaven is the supreme realm formed by the Great Dao, and once it is opened, the natural power is infinite, and no one can beat it. But this is the place where yin and yang meet, and it is a scattered immortal who can refine the cave sky, which is nothing rare. As long as your Dao is higher than him and your cultivation is stronger than him, what about Dongtian? Smash it with a hammer!"

"So, you don't have to use the cave to break the hole sky?"

"Well, if a Nine-Turn Golden Immortal was chased and killed by a small One-Turn Scattered Immortal in the Cave Heaven Manchu Realm, wouldn't it become a joke?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "What you said is wrong." First of all, a turn of scattered immortals is definitely not small. Secondly, and more importantly, the Nine Turns Golden Immortal being chased and killed by someone using the Cave Heaven Manchu Realm may not happen. At least Lao Tzu has seen it with his own eyes, there is a guy who calls himself Da Luo Jinxian, who was beaten by a mere little scattered immortal and cried his father and called his mother. Well, it seems that people haven't opened the cave yet!"

"Your mother! That's Lao Tzu's high realm, and he doesn't have the same knowledge as them!"

Diao Xiaosi smiled, patted his buttocks and got up and said, "I have to go back to the Yin Lei Fire Liquid Pool to soak for a while." This beating, backache and leg pain, the whole body is not energetic, and it must be mended. ”

"Wait!" Cheng Shenstick beckoned to Diao Xiaosi: "Come here, let Lao Tzu see how you are doing now." ”

"Immortal, I have a lot of runes on my bones, that's a good thing, right?"

Cheng Shenstick asked: "It's not a good thing, but how much is a lot?"

Diao Xiaosi thought for a while and replied, "There are on every bone, and it is estimated that there are more than 3,000 in total?"

"Why are you looking at me like this?"

"What the hell is going on?"

"Bastard!" Cheng Shenstick looked at Diao Xiaosi like a monster, jumped up and picked up the log in his hand and said: "There are more than 3,000 Dao, you have just broken through the Six Senses Silence and there are more than 3,000 bone patterns." Do you know that the Dao runes of the whole body of the Three Turning Scattered Immortals are only 2,700 Dao when they are counted together! Say, how much Yin Thunder Fire Liquid have you wasted Lao Tzu in the past few days? Are you still not human?"

Diao Xiaosi hugged his head and scurried, and resolutely jumped into the pit that led to the Yin Thunder Fire Liquid Pool.

The fire was burning all around, but he didn't need to protect his body, he just felt extremely cool and comfortable, like a spray.

"Poof!" he plunged into the Yin Lei Fire Liquid Pool, and suddenly felt a cold liquid enveloping his body, and the essence of the fire liquid penetrated into his body, and the 108,000 pores were dilated together, so comfortable that he couldn't help but moan out.

Those who have been in hell know the beauty of heaven.

That's how Diao Xiaosi feels now. He stretched his body to relax his mind, didn't do anything and didn't want to do anything, let the Yin Thunder Fire liquid wash and wash over and over again, and the Haoyang Divine Fire Yin and Yang in his body converged, turning into a rolling and warm torrent, running in the immortal veins Zhou Tian, plucking hair and washing the marrow to clear the source.

Time passed imperceptibly, the Yin Thunder Fire Liquid in the pool was slowly decreasing, and all the essence was greedily absorbed into Diao Xiaosi's body, turning into a majestic and pure immortal yuan.

The runes on his muscles and bones became more and more visible, exuding a mysterious and ethereal fairy rhyme, which slowly flowed into the Heavenly Destiny Talisman, further nourishing and nurturing its growth.

Diao Xiaosi could clearly sense that the Heavenly Mandate Talisman was constantly growing, and the connection with his immortal heart was getting closer and stronger.

It's a pity that the speed at which he absorbed and refined Yin Thunder Fire Liquid was gradually slowing down, and the Immortal Yuan was slowly becoming saturated, reaching a new bottleneck.

Seeing that there was still a knee-deep Yin Thunder fire liquid that could not be swallowed, Diao Xiaosi felt regretful, and he didn't feel a hundred claws scratching his heart.

If you miss this village, you won't have that store. Good things, how can they be wasted?

With a twist of his mind, he summoned the three little demons with his thoughts, and threw them all into the pool.

Who knew that the three little demons seemed to be living ghosts, and they desperately jumped out of the fire pool with their teeth and claws, and their bodies were "snorting" and screaming one by one.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned for a moment, and ran the immortal yuan towards the three little demons and spewed out a mouthful of golden-red immortal qi.

The three little demons suddenly felt like a spring breeze, and the cold Yin Thunder Fire Liquid essence in their bodies melted quickly like the spring sun turning into snow.

The toad is worthy of being the eldest brother, the fastest response, just after relieving his strength, he sat at the bottom of the pool with a "poof", opened his mouth and "cooed" to the sea.

The nine-headed demon python and the Chu Mei singer did the same, and the ten mouths moved in unison, swallowing the Yin Thunder Fire Liquid in a big gulp.

Diao Xiaosi was worried that something would happen to the three foodies who ate and drank in the lake, so he squirted three more mouthfuls of immortal yuan into them one after another.

The three little demons shook their spirits, like starving ghosts reincarnated in the pool, devouring the wind and clouds, and their bellies quickly swelled, as if they would be burst at any time.

Finally, Chu Mei was the first to stop, lying on the edge of the pool unwillingly and panting, staring at the big mouth of the toad and the nine heads of the demon python with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred on her face.

Her small body slowly exuded a golden-red brilliance, adding a bit of dusty fairy rhyme that does not eat the fireworks of the world, and she obviously benefited a lot.

Diao Xiaosi was overjoyed, and was about to encourage the little singer to say two sentences, when he suddenly heard the explosion of "boom" in the Yin Lei fire liquid pool, and the mutation suddenly appeared!