When Diao Xiaosi and Chu Weili met Lu Shuren, he was grinding medicinal powder in his three-flavor library.

The medicine powder is black and black, which forms a sharp inverse contrast with Lu Shuren's white hands without a trace of blood.

Fortunately, there was light in the room, otherwise at first glance, Diao Xiaosi would have met a hanged ghost.

Chu Weili first introduced "Luoshui Han" to Lu Shuren, and after some greetings, he went straight to the point and explained his intention.

Lu Shuren knew that Luo Shuihan was the number one disciple in Penglai Immortal Palace, and it was not impossible for him to become one of the Ten Great Wilderness Immortals in the future and then go to the next level. Although he has no direct contact with Penglai Immortal Palace, if he can take this opportunity to take this line, it will naturally be beneficial to him.

Therefore, as soon as he heard Chu Weili's request to buy medicine, he immediately agreed without hesitation, and said: "It's not a secret, Linglong incense is one of the three treasures in the old man's garden, it only blooms once every six hundred years, and only three flowers on one plant can be used for medicine, so it is priceless and priceless." Since Young Master Luo has come all the way to ask for medicine, and the old man also has the heart to make a good fate, how about selling you one for 30,000 gold?"

"Thirty thousand?" Thinking about the hard days when he was tired and tired of robbing homes and houses to earn money, Diao Xiaosi finally knew what Zhumen's wine and meat smelled of, and there were frozen bones on the road.

"30,000 yuan is already the cheapest price, if it weren't for Luo Gongzi coming to the door to beg in person, how could the old man sell it for 180,000. ”

In an instant, the hanged ghost showed his true colors as a profiteer in Diao Xiaosi's eyes, but he also made a particularly sincere and sincere expression on his face: "Forty years ago, the Marquis of Xuanyou sent someone to ask the old man for three exquisite incense. Does Young Master Luo know how much money the old man charged him?"

He smiled proudly and stretched out two fingers and said, "This number, the person who came didn't pay back a penny and paid the deal directly." ”

Diao Xiaosi really wanted to chop off the fingers stretched out by the hanged ghost with a knife - a few flowers were sold for 200,000 gold, no wonder he refused to dig a pit and mine, and he didn't bother to rob Jin Chenglong at all.

Chu Weili didn't expect that a delicate incense would be sold at such a sky-high price, but in order to save Ya Lauder, this flower Diao Xiaosi must be born, and said at the moment: "Immortal Venerable, Luo Gongzi is in a hurry to save people, and it is inevitable that he will be shy in his pocket." If it can be cheaper, we may be able to make it together. ”

Lu Shuren frowned and lowered his eyebrows, and asked Diao Xiaosi, "Young Master Luo, how much money did you bring?"

Diao Xiaosi stretched out two fingers embarrassedly and said, "That's all." ”

Lu Shuren's brows loosened, and he smiled and said, "Okay, 20,000 is 20,000, and the old man will sell you one!"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "It's not 20,000, it's two ingots." ”

Lu Shuren's smile froze suddenly, and there was a hint of anger in his tone: "Young Master Luo, are you playing with me?"

"Lao Lu, you don't understand my suffering. If you want to complain, you can complain that my master is too picky, and that old haba only gives the old ...... every month The pocket money of 100,000 coins of this son. It's a pity that I've been frugal and have accumulated over time, and I finally saved these two ingots of gold. ”

Diao Xiaosi slapped the two ingots of Youjin on the table in front of Lu Shuren with a "snap", and said bitterly: "Here, all my belongings are here!"

Lu Shuren was stupid, the more he listened, the more he felt that the eldest prince of Luoshui Hanluo who came was very different from the rumoredly noble and free and overbearing glorious image, almost a world away.

Could it be that he is deliberately playing with himself?

Thinking of this, Lu Shuren's face became gloomy, and he said, "Young Master Luo, are you an old man who begs along the street and calls Huazi?"

Seeing this, Chu Weili said in a round game: "Immortal Venerable, Luo Gongzi and I have obtained a lot of treasures in Huanggu City, can we compensate for it at a discount?"

Lu Shuren's face softened slightly: "That's okay." ”

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly covered his belt and said, "Lao Chu, don't harm me." Item 1863 and 52 of the palace rules of our Penglai Immortal Palace clearly stipulate in black and white that all seizures must be returned to the palace. ”

Chu Weili almost kicked this bastard out of the Sanwei Library, and said patiently: "When did Penglai Immortal Palace have this rule, why did Chu never hear of it?"

He wanted to get this done smoothly and smoothly, and he never wanted to cause trouble. However, after thousands of calculations, I forgot that Diao Xiaosi was only an iron rooster who did not pull out a dime - asked him to pay money, let alone 20,000 yuan, for the sake of two ingots of gold, this kid can dig up the ancestral grave.

"Lao Chu, how can we Penglai Xiangong publicize this kind of embarrassing thing to the outside world? Outsiders only regard the fairy palace as a day of gold and extremely glamorous, but in fact, it is an embroidered pillow and a bag of grass, and it has long been defeated. ”

Diao Xiaosi sighed and said with grief: "Can you imagine, the clothes of many senior sisters and sisters in the palace have to be discussed, and whoever goes out will wear them, and those who stay in the palace have to be open and honest with each other." The situation...... Old Chu, you know. Others think that my son's fairy heart is clear and not chaotic, where do they know that I have been used to it since I was a child. The so-called color is not empty, empty is not colorful. Amitabha, good, good!"

Chu Weili and Lu Shuren were completely petrified, staring blankly at Diao Xiaosi speechless.

"Can you imagine that you can slap my senior sister ten times in a row, and she may not fight back. But if you accidentally break a small hole in my sister's clothes, she will have to pay you for it. Because it wasn't my sister's clothes alone, it was likely that there were five or six sisters waiting to get dressed and go out behind her. ”

Diao Xiaosi clasped his hands together and said with tears in his eyes: "How can you say that you have no clothes, and you are in the same robe with your son! We are all poor, knocking out teeth and swallowing blood." As long as we walk out of the palace gate, we will still spend a lot of money in fresh clothes and horses, even if we are hungry and hide in the corner to secretly eat steamed buns. You say, can I not pay the little things I have so desperately gotten? If I covet my own pleasures and fill my own pockets, but let the master look forward to it with his bare ass, is Lao Tzu still a person?!"

He slammed his fist on the table with grief and anger, glaring at Lu Shudao: "Old Lu, I really don't have any money on me, otherwise I wouldn't expose myself to the ugliness and jokes of my family." Anyway, the two ingots of gold are all here, you can do it!"

Lu Shuren stared at Diao Xiaosi blankly, and he really couldn't believe that the famous Penglai Immortal Palace was so poor.

But these words came from the mouth of Luo Shuihan, who is known as the unborn heir of Penglai Immortal Palace, and it seems that he can't help but believe it.

Chu Weili gritted his teeth with hatred on the side, he found that he had really been kicked in the head by the mountain paste before he agreed to take this bastard to see Lu Shuren - if he destroyed Penglai Immortal Palace like this, wouldn't he be afraid of thunder and thunder in the sky?

Diao Xiaosi didn't seem to care about Chu Weili's frequent eye warnings, and continued to say to Lu Shu: "Okay, I'll write you an IOU, and promise to return all the principal and interest within a year." Otherwise, you will take the IOU and go to Penglai Immortal Palace to ask my master for debts. With his old man's reputation as a guarantee, you should always rest assured......, right? I'll borrow more from you, just look at it for 180,000 yuan, Lao Tzu will never pick fat and thin. In any case, with my master's face, it's worth 1.8 million, right?"

Lu Shuren was completely dumbfounded, and subconsciously asked, "...... you Still want to borrow money from me?"

Diao Xiaosi said confidently: "You have wealth, my master has appearance, this is called Lang Cainu's appearance." ”

Chu Weili is about to go crazy, this is not what happened, Penglai Immortal Palace was inexplicably burdened with a huge debt of 1.8 million.

After he swore to complete the matter, he hurriedly sent Diao Xiaosi on the road, and it was best not to meet for the rest of his life, otherwise whoever met him would be unlucky.

Lu Shuren's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something, staring at Diao Xiaosi up and down, back and forth, left and right, back and forth, looking back and forth for half a cup of tea, the smile on his face became stronger and stronger, and he kept muttering to himself: "Not bad, not bad, maybe it can be done-"

Diao Xiaosi was stared at by him, and couldn't help but think of the flesh and blood corpses that he saw when he came in just now, which were cut into pieces and used as flower fertilizer, and suddenly shuddered: "What do you want to do?"

Lu Shuren's expression changed greatly, and he asked with a smile: "Young Master Luo, take the liberty to ask if you are married?"

Diao Xiaosi thought to himself, where did Lao Tzu know if Luo Shuihan was married? But this was something that could never be said, otherwise he would have to be exposed, so he shook his head vaguely.

Lu Shuren looked relieved, nodded and said: "Don't hide it from Master Luo, the old man has a beloved daughter named Zhisheng, who is not only beautiful in appearance and knowledgeable, but also has a deep knowledge of talent. I intend to marry her to you, I don't know what Master Luo wants?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, never dreaming that Lu Shuren would propose to him.

Lu Shuren stared at Diao Xiaosi with blazing eyes, lest he would refuse, and said: "As long as you promise to marry the little girl, how about the old man give half of the Baicao Garden as a dowry?"

"Half of the Hundred Herb Garden-" Diao Xiaosi was excited, not to mention that there is such a sky-high dowry, just in order to give Luo Shuihan a big gift, this family affair must be done. Wouldn't it be nice to quietly solve the lifelong event for the little white face?

Diao Xiaosi almost didn't think about it, so he said, "Can you pay a deposit first?"

Lu Shuren originally didn't have much hope for this matter, after all, Luo Shuihan was a famous disciple and a talent, and he was able to move the Nine Shadows at a young age, and his future was limitless. Such an excellent son-in-law is bound to have many suitors, as many as the carp crossing the river.

Although he is also a hero, and the conditions for his beloved daughter are also outstanding, he cannot be compared with a famous family such as the Oriental family.

Unexpectedly, after some temptation, Luo Shuihan not only refused, but seemed to be moved, how could he not be secretly happy? Immediately promised without hesitation: "No problem, in addition to the exquisite incense, the old man will give Luo Gongzi a car of rare and rare things that he thinks are Wending!"

Chu Weili's face turned green in an instant, and he could guess with his toes how Diao Xiaosi would respond.

But before he could open his mouth to stop him, Diao Xiaosi had already jumped up step by step like an arrow from the string, and greeted Lu Shuren with a salute: "Son-in-law to meet your father-in-law!"