Chapter 224: He Lan's Calm
Lin Ziqing waved the fishing rod upward, and then a crucian carp as big as the previous two fish combined was thrown ashore.
Shen Yi watched this scene dumbfounded, and at this time, Shen Yi's mobile phone rang.
Shen Yi hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and after taking a look, Shen Yi almost cried.
He Lan!
He Lan called him!
Shen Yi answered He Lan's phone as soon as possible, Shen Yi had already prepared for the worst, if He Lan said that she was at the door, Shen Yi would jump into the river now. Fortunately, He Lan's first sentence was: "Husband, what have you done today, do you miss me." β
Shen Yi automatically ignored the previous question, and only answered the back question: "I miss you, I miss you in my dreams, when will you come back, wife." β
He Lan asked excitedly, "Really, do you really miss me?"
Shen Yi thought that He Lan was in Jiang'an City, and said very affectionately: "I must miss you, how can I miss you." β
He Lan said something that made Shen Yi want to die: "Then you open the door, I'm at the door of the house, I didn't bring the key." β
With a plop, Shen Yi dropped his phone and jumped into the river behind.
Shen Yi is very convinced that he has bad luck today.
At the door, He Lan put away the phone in his hand, took out a key from his bag, and opened the door. Due to the traffic jam, He Lan came back for an hour, but when she was able to return home, she was still in a very comfortable mood, especially every time she called Shen Yi, Shen Yi showed strong love for her. Just now she tested Shen Yi at the door, and after Shen Yi heard her at the door, he immediately hung up the phone and wanted to come over to open the door for her.
But......
After He Lan entered the door, he first heard the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and it seemed that someone was taking a bath.
An ominous omen rose in He Lan's heart, and she walked over slowly, knocked on the door and asked, "Husband, are you inside?"
There was no sound inside, and He Lan looked at the door and did not lock it from the inside. Then I remembered that it was in my own house, so I pushed the door open. And then......
Then there was no more, He Lan saw Du Li standing in the bathroom, naked from top to bottom, the whole person was like a skinned egg, and the whole body was extremely pink and tender. Revealing the tenderness that made Shen Yi, a beast crazy, He Lan was stunned for a long time, and then closed the bathroom door and stood outside, feeling palpitations.
Du Li didn't know what to say, she knew that He Lan was Shen Yi's wife, but she also heard Shen Yi say that He Lan had recently gone out, and now she had just come over and was taking a bath, and she was caught by someone, and Du Li panicked all of a sudden.
As soon as He Lan closed the door of the bathroom, Chu Rong in the study heard the movement and walked out, after seeing He Lan, Chu Rong was embarrassed and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down. She came to Shen Yi for treatment, but now that she was arrested by He Lan, she seemed to be looking for Shen Yi to steal a woman, and her face suddenly turned rosy.
When He Lan saw Chu Rong, the surprise when he saw Du Li had not disappeared, and the whole person was stunned in place, not knowing what to say.
After the last moment, she asked in a daze, "Rong Rong, why are you here?"
Before Chu Rong could answer, a Lin Ziqing ran out of the backyard.
When Lin Ziqing saw Shen Yi jump into the river, she immediately panicked, and thought about dialing the 119 emergency number, but she didn't have her mobile phone with her. So he rushed back, but as soon as he arrived in the courtyard, he saw He Lan and Chu Rong, and then Du Li also came out of the bathroom with a bath towel.
Four women gathered.
Okay, you can put together a table of mahjong.
When the time comes, let Shen Yi serve tea and water next to him, pinch his shoulders and beat his legs, and they will be energetic in playing mahjong.
However, is this possible? This possibility is smaller than the possibility that Shen Yi put the four of them on a big bed, Lin Ziqing, Chu Rong, and Du Li all bowed their heads deeply, and He Lan looked around at the three of them, which can be regarded as truly calm, out of the surprise when he first saw Du Li.
He Lan took a deep breath, resisted the desire to take out Wang Mazi's kitchen knife from the suitcase, and said, "What about Shen Yi, where did you die?"
Du Li and Chu Rong stared wide-eyed, not knowing what to say.
Lin Ziqing resignedly pointed to the backyard and said, "What about the back." β
He Lan was about to go over immediately, and only then did he look back at the three women halfway through and said, "Since you are here, you are guests, let's sit down and have a cup of tea first, and then sit together and talk later, hehe." β
The last one, hehe, has no deep meaning. The three women who listened were all trembling in their hearts, and they didn't know what to do.
When He Lan arrived in the river in the backyard, he didn't see Shen Yi's figure, but He Lan was not in a hurry, and sat on the bank and waited. And Shen Yi, who was holding his breath under the water, finally couldn't help it, and came out, as soon as Shen Yi came out, He Lan said: "Get out, are you able to do it now, it was difficult to let you kill you with a pen before, but now that you learn to swim, you start diving, right?" β
Shen Yi believed very much that He Lan knew everything, so Shen Yi stayed in the water and said with a smile: "He Lan, don't worry, you listen to me, this is a misunderstanding, I stayed in the water, I was afraid that you would be in a hurry, this is really a misunderstanding." β
He Lan was not in a hurry, straightened the hair on the sideburns, and said, "You say." β
Shen Yi swallowed a handful of saliva and said, "That Lin Ziqing is here to fish." As he spoke, Shen Yi pointed to the three big carps in the bucket next to him, and then said, "Chu Rong is here to let me see a doctor, and her aunt hasn't been here for two months." As for Du Li, I had just cured her daughter's illness, so she came to thank me, and as a result, her water heater in her house was broken, so she took a shower here. He Lan, don't really think about it, can I call the three women to our house together? Obviously impossible. β
Shen Yi has an advantage, that is, he never blushes when he lies.
But when Shen Yi said this, he was half-truthful. Shen Yi called Lin Ziqing over, and the other women came uninvited, but can you make it clear now?
Shen Yi was very sure that He Lan would not believe his words, but this time, He Lan said: "Come up, I won't beat you or scold you." β
Shen Yi asked, "Really?"
He Lan wiped his eyes and said, "Okay, hurry up and get up, it's winter, isn't it cold in the water?"
Shen Yi didn't know what to say, so he quickly climbed ashore, and saw that He Lan didn't do anything to him, so Shen Yi was relieved. He Lan just pulled Shen Yi to the front, and saw that the three women were all sitting on the chairs, motionless, Shen Yi was also up and down in his heart, looked at them more, and asked them not to talk more.
And Shen Yi himself was pushed down in the bathroom by He Lan, went to take a hot shower and change clothes, don't catch a cold.
Then, He Lan turned his head and looked at Du Li, Chu Rong, and Lin Ziqing.
He Lan said with a smile: "Shen Yi has already explained to me just now, Ziqing is here to fish, Rong Rong is here to see a doctor, Sister Li is here to thank him for curing your daughter's illness, I won't send the three of you, Shen Yi just swam for a swim, it's winter, my brain is convulsive, I want to boil ginger soup for him, you guys go." β
The three women were very surprised when they heard He Lan's words.
He Lan said as she walked to the kitchen, "Don't forget to take Ziqing's fish." β
After saying that, he went into the kitchen.
Three women, you look at me, I look at you, and then they ran away quickly. Lin Ziqing naturally didn't take the three fish away, but hurried out of Xiliang's former residence, and when the three of them looked at He Lan now, they all had a feeling of seeing a cat with a mouse, and their hearts were up and down.
And He Lan really went to boil a bowl of ginger soup for Shen Yi.
And Shen Yi was in the bathroom, thinking about He Lan's thoughts while taking a bath. It's too late to say anything now, according to He Damei's temperament, I have to close the door and teach myself a lesson. He only hopes to take a bath for a while now, and he will be beaten later, as long as he doesn't castrate himself, he can endure how he beats and scolds himself. Shen Yi didn't know what to say, his idea was a bit naΓ―ve, He Lan was his wife, not his mother, and if he did something wrong, he would beat her, that was not He Lan.
So Shen Yi rubbed in the bathroom for more than an hour, and when he walked out of the bathroom and saw He Lan sitting next to the table, and a bowl of ginger soup was placed on the table, he was surprised for a long time.
He Lan said, "Drink it." β
Shen Yi hurriedly walked over, picked up a bowl of ginger soup and drank it, and then sat down and waited for He Lan's scolding.
But Shen Yi waited for a long time, only to see He Lan sitting there with a gloomy face, the whole person was motionless, in addition, none of the beatings and scolding that Shen Yi originally thought had happened, Shen Yi felt that his throat was very hot, and he didn't know what to say. He Lan raised his head and looked at Shen Yi and said, "You can tell yourself what to do." β
Shen Yi hesitated for a moment and said, "He Lan, I'm ...... Wrong. β
Shen Yi said an insincere answer, He Lan said: "I know that you are wrong, you don't need to remind me, you just need to tell me now, how you are going to compensate me." β
"I ......" Shen Yi hesitated for a moment and said, "I'll charge you Alipay?"
He Lan said: "Yes, as long as you feel that you can buy the entire Taobao network." β
"I'll go ......" Shen Yi was speechless, and said, "I'll let you beat and scold." β
He Lan said helplessly: "There's no need, Shen Yi, if I were really willing to beat and scold you, I would have frozen you in the water until your lips turned purple." β
"I'll give you a car. β
"No, unless you buy a Rolls-Royce Silver. β
"I write a letter of regret. β
"There's no need, you can write 10,000 words casually, if you can write a regret book of more than 1 million words, and every statement in it is not repeated, not verbose, you can consider it. β
"I ...... I committed suicide. β
"No, you're my husband, who will feed me if you commit suicide. β
"Spare me. β
"I didn't cheat, and if I did, you'd definitely want to kill me, because ...... I am a woman. β
Shen Yi looked at He Lan and said, "Then I'll kiss you." β