Chapter 80: Online Swimsuits
"Low-cost short-term rental poker, flying chess, werewolf killing and all kinds of chess and cards~~"
Ling Hushuo recorded it with his mobile phone and put it at the mouth of the tent to broadcast it non-stop, and many people came to hear it.
"How much does a deck of playing cards cost?"
"Rent but don't sell, rent an hour for a dime. ”
"What about flying chess?"
"Five cents an hour, you travel all over the world, the lowest is my price~"
That's right, renting out these entertainment chess cards is a big money-making plan that Linghu Shuo came up with, although the return is low, but the cost is zero!
"I'll have a box of flying chess. ”
"I want two decks of cards!"
"I want that werewolf to kill. ”
“......”
There was an endless stream of buyers, so Hu Shuo showed the collection code to collect money online, and at the same time secretly urged Bai Ji to hurry up and change more.
Seeing the money flowing into his pocket, Hu Shuo couldn't close his mouth with joy, but at this time he was happy.
"No more!"
Bai Ji was like pouring a basin of cold water, which made Ling Hushuo lose his enthusiasm in an instant.
"None?"
To the surprise of Hu Shuo, he leaned into the tent, and the customers who didn't buy it left disappointed one after another.
Bai Yu glanced at Ling Hushuo and said, "I may not be able to control the illusion of creating too many illusions, you can stop in moderation." ”
It's rare to come to the beach once, so Hu Shuo also wants to relax more, so he complied with Bai Ji and said: "Okay, okay, then let's play something, hey, can you play poker?"
Bai Ji shook her head slightly: "Not very good." ”
In addition to making money, Ling Hushuo seems to have found another fun - abusing vegetables.
"Okay, then let's play poker!"
It's not interesting to finish playing cards, and if you lose, you have to have some punishment, so Hu Shuo thought about it and looked out of the tent, just in time to see two young ladies in swimsuits passing by together.
Swimsuit...
Ling Hushuo smiled evilly: "Let's play like this, whoever loses will wear a swimsuit, how about it?"
Bai Ji nodded without thinking: "Yes, no matter who loses, you are not allowed to admit it." ”
The smile on Ling Hushuo's face was even worse, and he said in his heart: The supplement is beautiful, I'm afraid that you won't admit it if you lose.
Xiao Lei, who doesn't know how to play cards, chooses to watch from the sidelines, so that Hu Shuo, Wangcai and Bai Ji just play the landlord.
Ling Hu Shuo imagined the appearance of Bai Ji's swimsuit, and his mouth was difficult to close, and he didn't come back to his senses until he drew the cards and touched the air.
"My card..."
Linghu Shuo's expression is indescribable, looking at the cards, almost all of them are 3, 5, 7, 9 such cards that cannot be connected.
Wangcai next to him confidently shouted: "Call the landlord!"
Bai Ji looked left and right with blank eyes: "What do you mean by calling the landlord?"
Ling Hu Shuo came closer and explained: "Oh, whoever calls the three cards on the landlord's land is who's, and the remaining two players automatically form an alliance and fight against him together, so the landlord's cards are generally very good." ”
Taking the opportunity to explain, Hu Shuo secretly glanced at Bai Yao's card, and thought at the time: woc! This card can directly up back to my grandmother's house, what is Wangcai, dare to call the landlord? !
Bai Ji asked sincerely: "Then can I call the landlord with this deck of cards?"
Ling Hushuo twisted his eyebrows and shook his head: "No, your card is too bad, the landlord will let it go." ”
yes, it's so bad, if you're not careful, it's likely to be spring...
Bai Ji believed Ling Hushuo's nonsense, and robbed the landlord by Wangcai.
Wangcai used his claws together, took out a card and threw it in the middle.
"A four. ”
A mere start.
Ling Hushuo put his finger on 5, and the white concubine next to him was already showing **.
"Is my four cards higher than one?" Bai Ji confirmed.
"There is something wrong with the wood, and the strength crushes it. Ling Hushuo shyly removed his finger from the card.
"Oh, then I'm four J's. ”
A 4 pulls up four jacks, which is probably the biggest achievement of the player.
Wangcai looked at the cards in his hand: "Uh... I don't want to. ”
Bai Meng looked at the "big guy" Ling Hushuo as if she was new: "Can I continue to play cards?"
Ling Hushuo nodded with a hard smile: "That's right, let it go." ”
Bai Ji continued to play cards: "Four Q... No one wants it, those four Ks, no one wants them yet? Three two with two kings, I'm done~ Did you win?"
The joy of the victor was overflowing on Bai Ji's face, and as a teammate, Ling Hushuo successfully experienced the legendary lying win!
Wangcai couldn't believe it: "I actually lost !! so many cards"
Is there any necessary connection between a high number of hands and a win?
Ling Hushuo was speechless, and secretly said to himself: Don't keep in mind that you can't choose to go with Wangcai no matter what, otherwise you will definitely be tricked into wearing a swimsuit!
Bai Ji had an extra bikini out of thin air: "Na, wear it, I don't like other colors and styles." ”
Wangcai was very embarrassed and said, "Uh... This doesn't have my size. ”
Ling Hushuo's "Bad Friend" went online, and he laughed and put the bikini on Wangcai's head: "What size do you pay attention to when you put a dog on your head, even if you accept the punishment on your head, you are not allowed to take it down before the game is over!"
Wangcai accepted the punishment with a black line on his face.
Ling Hushuo couldn't stop laughing, and took a photo to keep a souvenir.
Ah, full of art.
Bai Ji chuckled for a while and said, "Okay, let's have another game." ”
One more game? Of course, there will be another game, and Ling Hushuo didn't want to see Wangcai wear a bikini!
At the beginning of a new game, Hu Shuo paid more attention to Bai Ji and Wangcai.
Wangcai, who had just experienced failure and was punished miserably, was inexplicably confident at the moment.
Ling Hushuo muttered to himself: Could it be that this stupid dog has come to work after the bikini on his head?
"Transporter artifact" - bikini ???
The cards were quickly divided, and Bai Ji was the first to call the landlord.
Ling Hushuo's brows tightened: I just said that I can't gang up with Wangcai, rob the landlord? Forget it, take a gamble! I believe in the strength of Wangcaikeng's teammates.
"I'll rob it!"
Bai Ji shrugged her shoulders: "Okay, let it be given to you." ”
Ling Hushuo proudly turned over the remaining three cards, and there were actually two 2s in them!
"Yo ho, good luck. Ling Hushuo smiled evilly and said secretly: Lord Bai, you are ready to wear the swimsuit this time!
"Test the water on three. ”
Wangcai hurriedly took the cards out: "I, I, I have two fours." ”
Arrived at Bai Ji.
"I'm two kings. ”
To put it mildly, the two kings threw down...
What is the magic of poker 4?In the last game, I single-handedly pulled down four J's and thought it was the pinnacle of its poker life, but I didn't expect that it was just the beginning, and I called my brother to pull up two more kings!!
Ling Hu Shuo was dumbfounded and put down the cards, inexplicably having a premonition that this game was over.
"Six Pairs~~"
A full hand is instantly reduced to one... It's terrifying.
The haze of the swimsuit has already shrouded Ling Hushuo's head, but Ling Hushuo seems to be able to give it a go!
"Oh, even yes, only if I "fry" you and then sell two or more of them, you'll be finished!"
Bai Ji smiled.
Ling Hu Shuo carefully looked at every card in his hand repeatedly.
"Ahh
"I've got I've got it, four J's. ”
Wangcai clumsy but handsome threw out a **, and successfully blocked his teammates!
The corners of Ling Hushuo's mouth rose wildly, and he gave a thumbs up for Wangcai in his heart: Good job! Wangcai, I really didn't misunderstand you, pit teammates, you are the material!
Wangcai continued to play his cards, throwing out the smallest 3, and Bai Ji played a 4 on the move.
"Peasant Victory !!"
Linghu Shuo's mood is like riding the most thrilling roller coaster, one second just climbed the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau to feel the bright sunshine, and the next second he instantly rushed to the Mariana Trench, which is not visible.
"Wangcai, may I ask what is the point of you blowing up that before?" Ling Hushuo asked with a smile.
"Double!" Wangcai looked sincere.
Bai Ji smiled and took out another set of bikinis: "Okay, don't admit it, put it on quickly." ”
Ling Hushuo had a black line on his face, and struggled with himself with his thoughts.
Just before Ling Hushuo was about to make a ruthless bet and lose, a girl's voice came from outside the tent.
"Is this the werewolf killing card being sold here?"
(End of chapter)
PS: Online solicitation of personality titles for this chapter, such as: Swimsuit Challenge?