Chapter Ninety-Five: The Ace Flying Donkey Arrives on the Battlefield in Five Seconds
Tear off the seal on the top of the box empty-handed.
Zhi Yingluo asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"
Humming a little song empty-handedly, he took out Li Cuilian's stone statue: "Of course it's a call for help." These statues are my unique distress code. No, my brother's combat power is too strong, and after beating the monsters, he will beat me up, and maybe I'll be crippled. ”
Jizo and Di Ting walked over and looked at the stone statue in Mikusa's empty hand.
Miao's stone statue put Li Cuilian back empty-handed, and picked up Ouyang Linglong: "Second Senior Sister, forget it, Second Senior Sister beat me harder than Senior Brother." ”
Ouyang Linglong's stone statue was put back.
Miao's hand picked up the stone statue of Ma Hu empty-handedly: "It's better to be the third senior brother, his legs and feet are not good, and he can't catch up with me, haha...... It was a bit difficult for the third senior brother to deal with these eight snakes alone, but it was safer to let the fourth senior sister come together. ”
Zhi Yingluo asked curiously, "Didn't you ask your master for help?"
Miao said without caring at all: "Shizun was captured by a monster, at this point in time, Shizun must be sleeping in the spider cocoon." Don't worry, wait until I call the third senior brother and the fourth senior sister over, rescue us first, and then save the master. ”
Holding Yingluo smashed a fist on Miao Shou's empty head, and scolded angrily: "You know that your master is in danger here, and you still call your master to come!"
Miao rubbed his head empty: "No, I don't call my master to come, I will be beaten by my senior brother and sister in a while." The senior brothers and sisters came, and they knew that Shizun was in danger, so they rushed to save Shizun, and I couldn't beat me yet, so I could escape. ”
Holding Yingluo clenched his fists and roared angrily: "If something happens to your master, I will definitely cut you with a thousand knives, put you in the oil pot, and fry you until the outside is charred and the inside is tender!"
Miao was empty-handed and confused: "No, what do you have to do with my master?"
Zhi Yingluo choked, her cheeks suddenly turned crimson, and she was embarrassed: "Well, that, it's okay, you're busy with yours." ”
Miao waved his hand empty: "Cut, neurotic." Don't worry, my master is strong, more powerful than our ten brothers combined, not to mention a little spider, even if the body of the deceased dog Lao Dao personally shot, if he wants to catch my master, it is a fool's dream. ”
Jizo squinted at Yingluo.
Di Ting squinted at Zhu Yingluo.
Holding Yingluo puffed out her cheeks: "Hmph, brother, listen, what's going on with your eyes?"
Jizo cocked his orchid fingers and twisted his buttocks: "Oh, who is Zhang Tianle, he actually asked his mother to take maternity leave, and his mother wanted to kill him with a knife." ”
Di Ting knocked on the orchid finger and twisted his buttocks: "Oh, who is Zhang Tianle, who is so bold, he actually has thoughts about the old lady......"
"Knock knock!" "Knock knock!" the holding fist struck Jizo and Di Ting's heads.
A big red envelope popped up on the heads of the two.
Miao picked up the stone statues of Ma Hu and Zheng Yue and placed them on the ground, and then raised the index and middle fingers of his right hand.
The stone statue emits a purple glow.
In an instant, the two stone statues became two meters high.
Zhi Yingluo looked at the string of crystal stones in Ma Hu and Zheng Yue's eyebrows and asked, "What do these ten crystal stones mean?"
"I have a natural ability to feel the anger of others. ”
The corners of Di Ting's mouth twitched: "What's the use of this waste material talent?"
Miao shook his hair empty, and said proudly: "There is no talent for waste materials, only waste materials that will not use talent." After I developed this talent, I carved the Anger Transfer Circle on the spirit stone. ”
Jizo frowned and asked, "These are the ten crystal stones?"
Miao nodded emptyly: "These crystal stones are specially tested for the other party's anger value, one stone represents impatience, two represents disgust, three represents dissatisfaction, four represents annoyance, five represents anger, six represents anger, seven represents very angry, eight represents extreme anger, nine represents wanting to kill me, and ten represents immortality." ”
Zhi Yingluo asked curiously, "Then how did you get them to come here to rescue us?"
Miao walked up to Ma Hu with a hand flower empty, and waved his hand flower: "Little donkey, little donkey, I have a little donkey at home......"
Classroom.
Mahu is in class.
Suddenly, there was an empty phantom on the podium: "Little donkey, little donkey, I have a little donkey at home......"
"Click!", the ring ruler finger in Ma Hu's hand was pinched.
The students broke out in a cold sweat.
Ma Hu casually slapped away the phantom, changed to a new ring ruler, and smiled brightly: "Students, let's continue the class." ”
The students breathed a sigh of relief.
"Smack!" the empty phantom appeared on the podium again: "Little donkey, little donkey, my cutest little donkey......"
The new ring ruler in Ma Hu's hand was pinched again.
The students were chilling in their backs.
"Boom......" Ma Hu casually smashed on the phantom, and the phantom was smashed apart.
A large hole was smashed into the wall by Mahu's fist.
The phantom reunited, twisting his buttocks, and dancing cheerleading: "I have a little donkey, I never ride, one day I rode to the market on a whim, I held a small leather whip in my hand, and I was proud ......in my heart."
Ma Hu turned around and slammed into the wall.
"Bang!" sounded, and the wall was directly knocked out of a human-shaped hole by Ma Hu.
Ma Hu flew out of the school building, and disappeared in an instant.
"Students, be obedient, take a good self-study class, the teacher will come back when he goes out to cut someone......" left a string of echoes in the sky.
In the woods.
Holding Yingluo pointed to the stone statue of Ma Hu: "Look, all ten crystals are bright." ”
Miao said proudly, "That's a must." ”
Jizo asked curiously, "Please forgive the poor Dao for being stupid, why do you sing a song and let the other party want to vendetta against you so much?" Could it be that there is no mystery in this song?"
Miao shook his head emptyly and said, "Alas, you don't understand. The third senior brother is here, so he should think of a way to get the fourth senior sister here. ”
Thereupon.
Miao walked in front of Zheng Yue's stone statue empty-handed, and smiled evilly: "Fourth Senior Sister, you are fat again." ”
The corners of Zhiyingluo's mouth twitched: "That, you are crazy to death, saying that a woman is fat, you have stabbed a woman's death hole!"
Zheng Yue's anger value soared directly to six crystal stones.
Miao Jiukong continued to stimulate: "Fourth Senior Sister, no matter how fat you get, you won't be as good-looking as Second Senior Sister." ”
Zheng Yue's anger value soared directly to eight crystal stones.
Miao had a sunny smile on his empty face: "Fourth Senior Sister, I wrote you a song...... Look at my round face like a big pie, you are so thin and look like a famine, and the horizontal is the development of the right arm and left arm, who can have me fat in the whole street here......"
Zheng Yue's anger value soared directly to ten stars.
Miao continued to sing: "I am Fat Dudu, Fat Dudu...... I can't wear beautiful clothes when I see them......"
"Smack!" Ten crystal stones exploded directly.
Empty-handed: "......"
Jizo: "......"
Holding Yingluo: "......"
Di Ting: "......"
Skillfully pulled out a wooden sign from the storage ring and stuck it on the floor.
The wooden sign reads: "I came here empty-handed, and I will meet you next time." ”
Then he pulled out a dirt-textured sheet from the storage ring, wrapped it around himself, and lay under the wooden sign, disguised as a pile of dirt, shielding himself from his breath.
Jizo gave a thumbs up to the empty hand.
Di Ting gave a thumbs up to the empty hand.
Holding Yingluo gave a thumbs up to the empty hand.