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Diao Xiaosi was woken up by a noisy and piercing shout, he opened his eyes in a daze, and felt that his body seemed to be floating in the sky, and vaguely remembered that before he fell unconscious, he was standing proudly on the dragon fishing platform in the wind of the jade tree, and saw Wan'er blooming like a flower smiling, seeing Old Man Geng's face full of red light, and seeing Chu Suiliang and the eldest grandson Wuji pounce on him viciously and push him to the ground.

Before that, he also saw Princess Jincheng mixed in the crowd, obviously surrounded by crowds, but she still remained indifferent, and even smiled a little bit at her hard-earned victory.

Also unable to laugh are Yu Wenyao and Master Dongding, they are in a hurry to rescue Wang Xuanying, as for whether this guy can come back to life, Diao Xiaosi doesn't care anymore.

Then he fainted, and dreamed that he was happy to marry Wan'er and enter the cave room. It's a pity that at the critical moment when the two of them are loving and sweet, they were kicked twice in the ass and woke up.

He was annoyed to find that the ward that should have belonged to him for quiet recuperation had become a tavern in full swing at the moment.

The thief Lao Dao and the old madman were sitting at the other end of the bed pushing cups and changing glasses, and their faces were red, and they seemed to have drunk a lot; Changsun Sheng and Chu Suiliang made two gestures with their hands from time to time, presumably discussing calligraphy; his precious son and Zhang Wuji, who was lying on the soft floor, were playing Go intently, and Geng Shaohua was sitting on the sidelines watching the battle; and even Geng Nanyi came to join in the fun, leaning comfortably in the Taishi chair, pulling his daughter-in-law to talk about homely things.

Everyone seems to be busy and has something to do, but why doesn't anyone care about Lao Tzu's life or death?!

Diao Xiaosi was filled with grief and indignation, and tried to shout in the weakest trembling voice: "Shui ......"

Although his voice was soft, all the people sitting and standing in the room were masters who watched and listened to all directions, and believed that the movement of a mosquito landing on the ground could not hide from their ears and eyes.

But at this time, everyone has become deaf, drinking and drinking, playing chess, but no one hears it.

- Equip them all for me, huh?

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, gritted his teeth and raised his voice in a more eager voice: "I want water ......"

He waited and waited, and waited and waited, but no one around him reacted, as if he was still hiding in the enchantment space of the Thirteen Void Talismans and did not come out.

"Lao Tzu wants to drink water!" Diao Xiaosi couldn't bear it anymore and let out an angry roar.

"Bang!" The old thief didn't raise his head, and casually threw a jar of wine that had not yet been opened to Diao Xiaosi's side, and then said with a sad face: "Xiao Yueyue, do you say that the four Taoist temples are valuable, or is a Bora Thousand Consciousness Tree useful?"

"Smack!" Diao Xiaosi over there was bitterly slapping open the mud and pouring wine into his mouth, and suddenly heard the five words "Borneo Thousand Knowledge", and immediately jumped up and sat up and shouted angrily: "That's Lao Tzu's baby!"

The thief Lao Dao was taken aback by Diao Xiaosi's sudden move, and said incomprehensibly: "Didn't you lie on the bed like a dead pig and want to drink water, why did you jump up all of a sudden?"

When Diao Xiaosi heard this, he immediately covered the sword wound on his chest that was stabbed by Wang Xuanying, his cheek muscles twitched in pain, and he fell softly on the couch as if he had fallen apart, and groaned: "Lao Tzu is afraid that the original spirit will return to its place...... his eyes rolled and fainted.

"Really?" Eldest Sun Wuji blinked and asked, "Uncle Evil Moon, didn't you say that as long as the fourth brother slept for three days and three nights, he would be able to jump around when he woke up?"

Evil Moon Zhenren snorted and said, "Niang Xipi, dare to pretend to be dead, Poor Dao is a person with honor!" Rolling up his arms, he pulled out his sleeves and pulled out a finger-thick gold needle to pierce Diao Xiaosi's body.

Finally, the thief has a short mouth and a little conscience, and hurriedly stopped: "Wait, maybe this kid really fainted from being overexcited?"

Geng Shaohua felt sorry for his son-in-law, and said thoughtfully: "If such a thick needle is pricked, even a dead person will stand up." ”

"Let me take a look. The thief Lao Dao volunteered to get an axe in front of the old madman, turned Diao Xiaosi's eyelids with greasy hands and looked at it for a while, then pinched his mouth to observe the color of the tongue coating for a moment, and then pressed his stomach and pinched his neck.

But Diao Xiaosi was still motionless, this time he was determined to fight these guys to the end, who made them all heartless.

Suddenly, a soft blue light flashed in front of his eyes, and wisps of aura came to his face.

The thief Lao Dao smiled and took out the Bora Thousand Consciousness Tree, held it in his hand and shook it back and forth, seeing how this kid still pretended?

Unexpectedly, a red shadow suddenly poked its head out of the belt of the dragon, opened its bloody mouth and croaked, and swallowed the Bora Qianzhi tree whole, and hid before the thief could make a move.

The thief looked at the empty big hand blankly, and heard a loud laugh in the room.

"What about my Taoist temple, Taoist temple, Taoist temple!" he grabbed Diao Xiaosi's neck with his hand and shook it angrily.

Diao Xiaosi was almost out of his body by him, so he whispered something in the ear of the thief.

Ye Fashan was stunned, hurriedly hugged Diao Xiaosi in his arms, grabbed the wine jar and fed it to his mouth, and smiled affectionately: "Xiaosi, are you thirsty? ”

Changsun Sheng said curiously: "Brother Ye, how many Taoist temples does he allow you?"

"Vulgar, vulgar you!" Ye Fashan said disapprovingly with a righteous face: "What kind of friendship do I have with Xiao Si, how can it be measured by a mere Taoist temple? Don't use this vulgar and unbearable thing to defile the righteousness between us that is deeper than the sea and broader than the sky!"

"!" Evil Moon Zhenren sneered and said, "Haven't you and I heard?" isn't it just that this kid promised to give birth to a son and recognize you as a godfather—what's the big deal, kiss here!"

At this time, Diao Xiaosi completely woke up, picked up the wine jar and poured a few sips, and asked, "Is Wang Xuan dead?"

Evil Moon Zhenren said hesitantly: "I barely saved a small life. Boy, you are really ruthless, this time you crippled Wang Xuanying. Even if he lives to be 100 years old, he can't expect to turn over in this life. ”

Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes and said: "Lao Tzu is desperately trying in front to earn back his wife, what he really earns is whether you are okay?"

The thief said shamelessly: "Have I made anything, I don't even know where the Taoist temple is now." ”

Changsun Sheng exchanged glances with Geng Nanyi and Evil Moon Zhenren, and said, "Little Four, about you and Wan'er......"

Diao Xiaosi said when he heard this: "By the way, why isn't Wan'er here, what about her?"

Changsun Sheng replied, "She's attending the meeting of elders in Penglai Immortal Pavilion. ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned and said, "Why did she join the Council of Elders? When did she become an elder of Penglai Immortal Pavilion?"

Eldest Sun Sheng wanted to speak and stopped, and Evil Moon Zhenren snorted: "It's the same if you say it early and say it late, how can you hide it from this kid?"

Diao Xiaosi suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and said hurriedly: "What's wrong with Wan'er, is it that the old woman Yuwen died and made something bad?"

Changsun Sheng said: "Little four, don't worry, Miss Wan'er is very good." But I have something to tell you. Listen to me first, don't get excited. ”

Diao Xiaosiqiang nodded anxiously and said, "Okay, I'm not excited, you can say it quickly!"

"In the past few days, the elders of Penglai Immortal Pavilion have urgently consulted, and in view of the various improper actions of the Yuwen Pavilion Lord in the duel between you and Wang Xuanying, the impact is extremely bad and it is no longer suitable to continue to serve as the Immortal Pavilion Lord, so the elders unanimously agreed to persuade him to retire. ”

Eldest Sun Sheng said slowly: "In this way, the seat of the pavilion master of Penglai Immortal Pavilion is vacant, and after several days of discussion, they finally decided to nominate Miss Wan'er to take over. ”

"Fart!" Diao Xiaosi shouted, never dreaming that it would be this result, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu disagrees." Besides, how old is she, thanks to these old guys, what about Nanyu Lane?"

Ye Fashan said: "If Nanyu Lane wanted to be the pavilion master, it would have been decades earlier, where would it be Yuwenyao's turn? But with him supporting Wan'er, I am not afraid that Yuwenyao will go to the sky." ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "What about Gu Yuming, what about Song Yuru, and the other elders, are they really convinced?"

Eldest Sun Sheng replied, "Gu Yuming has already retired with Yuwen Yao, as for Elder Song...... She was the one who whispered to us that night. ”

Diao Xiaosi said irritably: "I don't care, you go and ask Lao Tzu to get people back and give me back your wife!"

Eldest Sun Sheng said: "Little Four, don't get excited. Miss Wan'er was originally the choice of the pavilion master designated by Yuwen Yao, and it was only right for her to take over the Penglai Immortal Pavilion. What's more, as a pavilion master, I can marry you. ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Okay, I'm not excited-don't you just want to find a stupid girl to replace Yuwen Yao, let Penglai Immortal Pavilion soak in the sea honestly, and don't get involved in the bad things in Middle Earth?

The eldest grandson Wuji said with a bitter face: "Don't, if Xiaowan becomes the pavilion master, how can I still have a brother's life?"

Geng Shaohua coughed and said, "Little four...... Well, don't blame the eldest grandson for this matter, the old man and I also agreed. Uchiko also asked Wan'er in private, and she was indeed voluntary, and she was not forced by anyone. ”

"I don't believe it!" Diao Xiaosi was stunned, suddenly put on his clothes and jumped out of bed and said, "I'm going to find her to understand!"

"Little Four!" Changsun Sheng shouted, "The Council of Elders is not over yet, you better wait for a while......

Diao Xiaosi turned a deaf ear and had already rushed out.

Evil Moon Zhenren took a sullen sip of wine and said, "Let him go, sooner or later there must be an explanation for this matter." ”

Ye Fashan smiled bitterly: "Actually, it's no wonder that this kid is angry. ”

Changsun Sheng sighed and said, "I thought that even if he was unhappy when he heard the news, he wouldn't be angry. I still don't really understand this kid, it's also a fire......"

And at this moment, this fire has already ignited Penglai Immortal Pavilion-

Diao Xiaosi rampaged like a madman to the Haitian Yixuan who was holding an elder's meeting behind closed doors, kicked away the Immortal Pavilion disciples who wanted to come up to stop him, and blasted the closed door open with one punch.

"Bang!" The door panel shattered, and I saw Wan'er standing in white in front of the portraits of the previous pavilion masters of Penglai Immortal Pavilion, accepting the worship of all the elders.

From this time on, she has become the fourteenth generation of the Pavilion Master of Penglai Immortal Pavilion.

Diao Xiaosi stood in front of the door in a daze, and for a moment felt that Wan'er was so close and so far away.

It turns out that the farthest distance in the world is not at the end of the world or at the cape, but it is clear that the hearts and minds reflect each other but cannot be together.