۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 29 Mother~!

"Madame Hui, I have eaten in the morning, but I haven't eaten at noon! But if Madame wants to invite you to dinner, you don't have to! Madame, who is a high-ranking person, and she is busy with noble affairs, and she can't afford to delay if she is a grass farmer in the next place!"

Xiao Youran wanted to behave solemnly and decently because she was Xiao Ling'er's mother, firstly, to show respect for her, and secondly, to leave a good first impression.

Although I don't know why I have a strange feeling of relying on my son-in-law to see my mother-in-law, I feel a little nervous and uneasy, but the etiquette and demeanor that I should have are not bad.

But who knows that people don't appreciate it, they don't even appreciate it, they don't even receive it, and the exit is like training their son's impatience, making them laugh leisurely, and there is a feeling of a toad dancing to the swan, and a nameless fire rushes straight to the top of the brain from the soles of the feet, and can't help but say a few words of sarcasm.

"Hmph, sharp teeth and sharp mouth! For the sake of how much you have taken care of the little girl in the past two days, these things can be regarded as thank you gifts!"

Xiao Ling'er's mother didn't seem to care what he said, just snorted lightly, hastily brought it over, and then the curtain waved lightly, and several things were thrown to him casually together.

Among them were two porcelain bottles, three charms, a scroll of atlases, a jade pendant and a thing that looked like a spatula for stir-frying.

"Those two porcelain bottles, the first bottle is ......"

The lady was about to tell him what it was, but he was interrupted by a loud voice.

"The first bottle is the Body Sculpting Soul Solidifying Pill, the fourth grade of the ground level, and the second bottle is the Quenching Soul Powder, the seventh grade of the ground level. If I eat these two things, I will explode, did I use them to kill myself?"

Xiao leisurely opened the two porcelain vases one by one to check the back paragraphs, and saw that the lady did not make a sound, and then checked the rest of the things.

"These three talismans are the Thousand Miles Escape Talisman, the Four-Pole Teleportation Talisman and the Reverse Fixing Talisman, all of which are intermediate and fifth-grade of the Earth Rank. The first two are okay, and they are very useful when saving their lives, but this reverse talisman is more chicken, and it can only be determined by the people behind them, and if they catch up with the big tailwind and throw it out and be blown back, it will fix themselves, so what's the difference between it and suicide?"

When he twisted the three charms and deliberately sighed, the lady whispered from the lady. Ridiculously patronizing the review with a head shake and a head, he didn't notice that in addition to the surprise in the voice, there seemed to be a little anger mixed in it.

"This atlas is a formation map, or a formation treasure. Ground Intermediate Sixth-Grade ...... Ten Thousand Beasts Devouring the Sky Array, well, the formation is good, but it's a pity that I can't control it! Let's not talk about whether the cultivation is enough, people who don't understand the Beast Determination can only passively let the formation attack independently, if the formation is unstable, it may be counterattacked, then the result is no different from suicide!"

Xiao Youran suddenly felt that he knew too much, although it was not from his own memory, some opportunistic feelings, but no matter how much he was, as long as it was in me, it was mine!

So he raised his head and shook his head and tail to see how the people around him were reacting, but he was surprised to find that he seemed to be shrouded in a small barrier, except for Luan and himself, everyone else was excluded, no one could hear what he said, and no one noticed his behavior.

"This jade pendant is...... Hmm?Silent Xuantongyuan?!There's a Dao method stored in it??...... This, how do you seem to have seen this method somewhere?!"

Xiao leisurely took the jade pendant and looked at it over and over, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt. I didn't come up with a reason for thinking about it for a long time, and I didn't bother to waste that energy, picking up the last thing and looking at it.

"Huh? This thing is a magic weapon? But why can't you see the grade? And it seems to be sealed, what's the use of this, is it really used for stir-frying? I said Madam, you're too insincere, right?

I don't need to say these things you gave me, if I don't know how to die if I don't use it, do you want to praise me, or do you want to kill me?"

Xiao leisurely played with the "spatula" for a while, and then looked up at the curtain and pouted.

"Enough of that?"

The lady, who had been silent, asked coldly.

"Uh...... Almost...... Right?"

Xiao Youran also felt that he seemed to have said too much, and scratched his neck in embarrassment.

After all, the situation is stronger than people now, and you have to bow your head when you should bow your head, and then this is still Xiao Ling'er's mother, as the saying goes, don't look at the face of the monk and see the face of the Buddha, besides, your own mouth that is easy to offend people, sometimes it is indeed a little uncontrollable, you can pay more attention in the future, don't cause trouble in vain.

"You can't use it for your low cultivation, and you blame me? I let you use those things now? It's good to give them to you, and you still pick and choose! I only have these ground level garbage on my body, where do you want me to find you to use?

Even if you can't use anything else for the time being, can't you practice that method? If you have the ability, won't you be able to use it in a year and a half to break through the ground level? You don't know how to make progress, and you always complain about the heavens! Who do you think you are? I want to kill you and use my own hands? Hmph~!"

Laughing leisurely was completely shocked!

He thought in his mind a thousand of her next actions and attitudes, either angrily reprimanded, or laughed disdainfully, or scornfully mocked, or gently and earnestly...... Anyway, no matter what the situation, he drafted a way to deal with it, just waiting for her to show it.

But I never thought that this lady would choose to spray with herself, and she sprayed every word, every sentence was reasonable, and she made herself speechless? !

Xiao Youran could imagine her indignant appearance of pinching her waist and neck, pointing and pointing, and foaming at the mouth, and couldn't help but shiver.

From the beginning of stepping into the underworld to now, I have never found that I have met an opponent in words, but I have never thought that I will capsize in the gutter here, and I am a little at a loss for a while, and I am stupid to put a statue there.

"Why don't you speak? Doesn't it mean that you haven't said enough, and you continue to say I'll listen~?"

Madame didn't seem to have enough spraying, and was a little eager to wait for his next step.

"Uh...... That, what is Madame arguing about...... What is in the mouth, I admire it to the extreme, I admire it to the extreme!"

Xiao leisurely wants to drag a word but doesn't have that cultural background, I can't remember the end when I think of the beginning, I say it a little incoherently, I don't say it with admiration or not, it's true that I am extremely embarrassed.

"That's called 'argument and rhetoric'! No learning, no skills, no respect, no rules, and this dead girl has a virtue, no wonder you smell the same!"

The sentence that Madame had used to reprimand Xiao Ling'er before was only said a second time, but it was as sour as a cliché that she had heard countless times, and inexplicably felt that there seemed to be some jealousy in her tone?

"Mother, who do you say is the dead girl?!"

"Shut up, I'll clean you up when I go back!"

"Hmph~~!It's a big deal to be beaten on the board, anyway, it's not that I haven't been beaten!"

"Bastard! you ......"

"Oops~......"

There was a quarrel between Xiao Ling'er and her mother in Luan, coupled with the slight shaking of the upper body and a slight sound, it is not difficult to judge that at this moment she should be being lifted by her mother's face, kicking her legs around, desperately begging for mercy with her little hands.

I wanted to help her say a few good words, but I didn't know what to do, so I had to cough helplessly.

"Okay, don't pretend, if you want to excuse her, just say it! Do you have anything else to ask? If not, we're leaving!"

Madame's tone when she said this didn't sound like a cutscene before leaving, but like she was reluctant to say goodbye.

"It's nothing, but I have something I want to say to Xiao Ling'er. ”

Xiao leisurely thought about it and shook his head and replied.

"What?"

It should be the lady's instructions, and Xiao Ling'er's sweet and delicate immature voice came out of Luan.

"That...... I didn't want to say it, but I don't want to lie to you......"

smiled leisurely and looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, but he opened his mouth frequently but didn't make a sound.

"What the hell is it? Say it quickly, don't mother-in-law!"

Xiao Ling'er was tickled like grass in her heart by him, and she couldn't help but shout.

"Uh...... If I promised to accompany you to the mortal world, it still counts......"

laughed leisurely for a long time before holding back the beginning of a sentence.

"Uh-huh, and then what?"

Xiao Ling'er pricked up her ears and listened carefully.

"Yes...... But my yin body ...... This qualification is really ...... If you want to cultivate to the ground level, I'm afraid ......" Xiao said leisurely.

"I'm afraid what's going on? Can you say it quickly? I'm dying!"

Xiao Ling'er urged impatiently.

"I'm afraid it's hopeless for hundreds of years, alas...... Now do you understand what I mean? I also want to fulfill my promise, but the reality is cruel, anyway, I told you in advance, and when the time comes, you don't just want to say that I am cheating. ”

smiled and sighed.

"Ah~?isn't it?!I knew you were stupid, but I didn't expect your qualifications to be so poor!Really, mother~...... Mother, can you help him, please!"

Xiao Ling'er was disappointed when she heard this, and hurriedly shook her lady's hand and asked her for help.

"Are you embarrassed to speak of others, and you are no better than him, and why should I help him?" asked the lady unhurriedly.

"What~?I'm much better than him!Help him because...... Because he's my new exclusive servant! I'm the master, so I should do something for the welfare of my subordinates, right......?

Xiao Ling'er rolled her eyes and smiled coquettishly.

"What's the use of a person who doesn't even have a cultivated position? Besides, when did you become so generous? Why don't I see what benefits you have done for your other subordinates?"

Madame pursed her lips and said lightly.

"Oops~,Mother~~!, just say yes or no?!"

Xiao Ling'er knew that she couldn't talk about her, so she had to use the last killer trick and threw herself into her arms to sprinkle on her.

"It's not impossible to agree, but you also have to promise me one thing!"

Madame pushed her out of her arms, and said.

"What's the matter?"

Xiao Ling'er blinked her eyes wide in confusion.

"Don't sneak out until he's reached the ground!" said Madame, staring into her eyes earnestly.

"Ah~?Then what's going on?In case he really can't reach the ground level for hundreds of years, even if I don't die of old age, I'll suffocate to death!" Xiao Ling'er pouted unhappily.

Besides, if I had helped him, if his understanding wasn't as rubbish as his qualifications, he would have been able to reach the level in three years at most, or at least two years. ”

Madame glared at her fiercely.

"That's over, he's so stupid, where did he get any understanding......" Xiao Ling'er said in frustration and then fell silent.

"Oh, then I'll test him. Hey, boy, tell me, 'Negative yin and embrace yang,' what do you mean?"

Madame glanced at her, turned her head and asked leisurely with a laugh of laughter below.

"Oh, yin and yang harmony?"

Xiao Youran was asked by her unexpectedly, and she answered it without having time to think about it.

"Yes, look at people's understanding, and then look at you, are you embarrassed to say that people are stupid? Now do you agree or not?"

But this sentence was said sarcastically to Xiao Ling'er.

"Well, I promise ......"

Xiao Ling'er replied in a sneering voice, but she smiled in her heart, she had already planned to go back to the board, and then be grounded for three and a half years.

Now it seems that the board is ironclad and does not need to be suffered, but it is just not allowed to sneak away, and after two or three years, when the smile has reached the ground leisurely, then this agreement can also be invalidated! The more I think about it, the happier I become, and I gave him a hundred thumbs up in my heart.

Since Madame has the qualifications to change a person with a gesture, hehe, this kind of great supernatural power that conquers heaven and earth, presumably adding a little more, it should be okay, right? hehe...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

didn't wait for Mrs. to speak, smiled leisurely but said with a smirk.

"Who told you you made a move, and what do you want to say?"

Madame gave him a blank look and said, of course, he could not see it outside.

"Uh...... Then how about asking Madame to make a little more effort to help me recover my memory......?"

I felt that my smile was a little fake, and I had no choice but to keep smiling.

"You have amnesia?"

Madame's tone of questioning seemed a little too flat, as if she was knowingly asking.

"Exactly, I don't know if Madame has a magic method?"

smiled leisurely but didn't care about her tone, waiting for her answer.

"Nope!"

Madame replied decisively.

"What? no? wouldn't it?!"

Laughing leisurely, I didn't believe my ears.

"Yes, no! Your amnesia is not an external cause, but a self-abandonment, what can I do?"

Madame said lightly.

"I abandoned it, then I didn't have enough to eat?Then there is no way to recover?Hey~,Wait, no! I seem to remember some things recently......"

smiled leisurely and drooped his face as if he was a master of six gods, babbling in his mouth, and suddenly looked up at the window and questioned.

"Hmm~?What do you remember?!"

Madame seemed very interested in this, and spoke quickly and raised her voice a little.

"Well, I remember that I have a senior brother, and I want to avenge him, uh...... Gone?" Xiao Youran quickly replied.

"What, brother, revenge?"

It is not difficult to see from the change in Madame's tone that her interest has plummeted.

"Ah~, it's gone! How can this be explained, doesn't it mean that there is no way?"

Xiao asked casually, not realizing that Madame and her were not talking about the same point at all.

"Solution, no! But way, there is a little bit. Madame said as if teasingly.

"Please also ask Madame to teach!"

Is there any difference between a method and a method? This is not? Xiao leisurely scolded with a black face, but he didn't dare to say it explicitly, so he could only salute and take the opportunity to lower his head and roll his eyes.

"Hehe, the method is not in a hurry now, let's wait until you get to the ground first!

The lady chuckled, waved her hand and withdrew the barrier, summoning the female soldiers to leave.

"Then where am I going to find you?"

Xiao Youran saw the team pull out, and gradually rose into the air with Luan, and hurriedly chased two steps and asked.

"Ling'er has an appointment with you, and she will come to look for you. ”

Madame's voice floated overhead.

"Hey~!You forgot something, you haven't helped me improve my qualifications?"

Xiao Youran waved her hand and shouted while jumping, but in exchange for a word from her ear.

"The Dao body is flawless, and the Dao Law is self-contained!"