Chapter 047: Savage Habitat

In the Bitter Building, Yun Ou met Shao Junling Tianxing, and when he heard Mr. Ou call his age sixteen or seventeen years old, he couldn't help but associate him with the son of Master Feng Qianjin.

Mr. Ou further pointed out that if you want to uncover Ling Tianxing's life history, you have to find Grandma Hua!

Yun Ou smiled bitterly when he heard this, saying that this flower grandmother is too elusive. So the Longshan monk recommended that Yunou might as well look for the "old miscellaneous hair" first

"Old miscellaneous hair?" Yun Ou was very surprised when he heard the name of the Longshan monk.

The Longshan monk hurriedly called Yun Ou outside the building, lowered his voice and said, "Old Zamao, it is the leader of the Lone Alliance, Wanshan Wolf!

"Ah, it's that bearded wolf league, recognize, recognize! Old miscellaneous hair, although indecent, but it is too vivid!hahaha!" Yun Ou couldn't help laughing. In Jinyun Xiandu, the reckless and bold Wanshan wolf who had made a stumbling block for himself, Yunou naturally still had a good impression.

"Shhhh

Yun Ou was full of joy and asked, "So, how can I find Wanshan Wolf as soon as possible?"

The Longshan monk replied: "Hundreds of mountain ancestors, savage dwellings, sixty or seventy miles away. ”

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The ancestor of the hundred mountains, worthy of being the ancestor of the hundred mountains, is one of the top peaks in the south and has outstanding endowments. Its mountain is tall and steep, the scenery is beautiful and beautiful, especially a grass and a tree, the relics of the distant world, extremely primitive and ancient.

Yunou is in the jungle of Baishan Ancestor, looking at the surrounding trees and clear water, listening to the tiger roaring ape in the distance, and suddenly feeling that time goes back, and he is a savage in ancient times!

"Boy, eat the leopard's guts, dare to break into the holy land of 'Savage Habitat'!" Yun Ou was in a daze, and was awakened by a broken drink.

When he looked up, there was a man and a woman standing in the high place, dressed very strangely: long hair was scattered, and his face was painted with colorful colors, and the man who yelled at him was rough in appearance, and his whole body was almost *, and only a few leaves covered his shame!

"The two strangers, in Xiayunou, are looking for a friend Wanshan wolf, hoping to make way and let me enter the wild habitat. Seeing the two strange people blocking the way, Yun Ou begged each other.

"If you want to enter the wild dwelling, you must go through three mountain salutes!

The one called "bad pig", first learn the wild boar to howl a few times, suddenly lower his body, shouting "pig's head poke into the crotch", and hit the crotch of the cloud gull!

"Sure enough, it's a bad pig! Fortunately, it's not the climbing pig I ran into last time!" Yun Ou dodged away, and his probe wanted to grab the bad pig on the back.

"Fangs top fart!" The bad pig was so good at it that he used a strange footwork, quickly turned to the back of the cloud gull, and his hands were like fangs, and he picked out the cloud gull violently!

"Sao Pig Riding Crotch!" "The bad pig barked while riding the back of the cloud gull!

"Oh my God! It's more indecent than a crawling pig! A crawling pig is at least a female, but this person is a male!" Yun Ou was annoyed, and at the moment when he was about to fall down, he turned his body and kicked the bad pig in the air with a "cloud flash".

The bad pig rolled over, snorted a few times, stood up again, and boasted: "Good means! This ceremony, 'martial ceremony', you have passed!

"The second course of the mountain worship ceremony, Wenli, is to ask four questions to tease you to have fun!" said the beautiful woman named "Pibi Cat", "Have a good time, have a good time, and have a good time, you have the hope of entering the wild habitat!

"Huh? this ...... I'm a man from a good family!" This is straightforward, Yun Ou has never seen it! I was so ashamed that I didn't know what to do.

"Slut, where do you want to go? The first question is, this cat is not another cat, so, what kind of cat is this cat?"

"This cat is not the other cat, that is, the other cat, so ......"

"Slut, why did you think about me right away! The second question is, there is a child, lying down, but there is a person in front of him, a person in the back, a person on the left, a person on the right, a person on the head, a person under the feet, so how many people are there around the child?"

"There's only one person, his own mother! But he's still a fetus!"

The third question is, if there are only two of us in a house and the two of us get married, then in a year, how many people will be in the house?"

"That's complicated!" Yun Ou became sophisticated, "Although you are beautiful, I will not marry you, because I have my own favorite object." So, by then, I'd have fled, and you're alone. Of course, if you get married, then twins, three, twins, four, if you are very good, it may be five, six..."

"Slut, stop, treat me like a sow! Tell you, in a year, there will be no one in the house at all! Because you don't know each other, I would have slaughtered you long ago!

"It seems that none of my answers can satisfy you, so the fourth question will be exempted?

When he heard this, he actually laughed: "You have answered my four questions very satisfactorily! Your response to 'I am a man from a good family' has actually already answered my first question! You are very wise, very interesting, very cultivated, affectionate and righteous, not simple! Okay, then you will perform the third mountain worship, 'baptism'!"

"Baptism, could it be that you get stripped of your sperm, washed clean, and then dressed up just like you?" asked Yun Ou.

"Of course!" replied the cat.

"Great!" Yun Ou said excitedly!

Because of this ancestor of the hundred mountains, the source of heaven-given treasures, the supreme nature, the ancient experience, the simplicity and the truth, the primitive shade, the purity and purity. ——Wouldn't it be nice to bathe in this celestial body and cleanse your soul!

"But, with you, this, this ......"

"Don't be sentimental! I might be here! Close your eyes full of vulgarity! Count three times and open your eyes again!"

The bad bad pig counted loudly: "One, two, three!"

When Yun Ou opened his eyes, he saw that the cat had disappeared without a trace in an instant!

"Didn't the Longshan monk say last time that the Savage Habitat is a man's world? How could there be a beautiful woman? Why did it disappear in the blink of an eye?"

"Hey......, hey

In the mysterious atmosphere, the bad pig stepped forward and asked Yun Ou: "The baptism begins, and you can still choose to retreat." ”

"It's also good to be a primitive! Come on!" Yun Ou did not hesitate. In this pristine environment and atmosphere, it should be the best choice to return to the basics!

Immediately, the "savages" changed their tune and sang in a bright rhythm:

Cloth drape, cloth drape, (shorts head, shorts head)

Negative Ha is ashamed of the wall. (I'm not afraid to be ashamed.) )

Circle Kule egg, circle Kul egg, (bare ass, bare ass,)

Wangnon was born a cruelty. (Return your life to the original.) )

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The atmosphere became more and more intense! The bad pig and a few "wild men" danced and sang while stripping the cloud gull's clothes, and then, lifting it up, poof, threw it into the dragon pool on the side......