۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 17 Meng Po Soup
"Who's talking?" Xiao Youran was startled by the voice.
"Are you deaf or blind?"
The voice in the stone shouted angrily.
"Huh, there's someone in this stone, how did you get in?"
Xiao leisurely withdrew his foot and looked at the Sansheng Stone in surprise.
"There's a fart man, you big-headed ghost! I can't even speak in front of your eyes, and I'm really blind. ”
The sound of the stone is erratic.
"Oh, has the stone become a fine, it can actually speak!"
Xiao listened leisurely, and was finally shocked to find that it was the Sansheng Stone itself talking to him.
"You idiot, this seat has absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon since the beginning of heaven and earth, and has gradually become spiritual, and has already given birth to spiritual consciousness, and now it is even more powerful, and its cultivation is thorough to the heavens and the earth, how can it be compared to those dirty mountain spirits!" Sanshengshi said proudly.
"Oh, since Venerable is so cultivated, why don't you fly to the immortal realm, but still stand here for others to touch?" asked Xiao leisurely and cautiously tentatively.
"Uh, this...... I made some mistakes on impulse and was ...... The one who sealed the cultivation was imprisoned here. What is the point of the mere immortal realm? After a while, when this seat has completed the agreed mission, it will naturally be able to unravel the seal and ascend at will. ”
Sanshengshi's tone was still proud, but no matter how he listened to it, he felt a little lacking in confidence.
"Yo~ It turns out that he was suppressed and imprisoned?
Xiao Youran heard that this product was sealed, and suddenly had a bottom in his heart, and pouted and joked.
"It's not too long, it's about 30,000 years, alas......"
Sanshengshi sighed a little dejectedly.
"Cut, 30,000 years is not too long~~ long? Work hard, slowly boil you! Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and do my work in advance, I don't have time to accompany you here. ”
laughed leisurely and mocked it with disdain, deliberately pulled the sound of the word "Tai" long, and pressed his hand on the stone again.
"Hmph, I want you to take care of it! What do you have to do with this seat?
Sanshengshi seemed to be a little annoyed, and after a cold snort, there was no more sound, and there was no reaction on the stone surface.
"Hey~?You're still on the bull!You don't talk again, believe it or not, I'm peeing on you?"
Xiao Youran changed his left hand to his right hand for a long time, and then used his left foot and right foot to kick in turn, but he still didn't see a trace of reaction from Sanshengshi, and he was also annoyed and angry, glaring and threatening viciously.
"You dare!"
Sanshengshi finally couldn't help but speak.
"You see if I dare. ”
smiled leisurely and began to loosen his belt.
"You, you, if you dare to defile the Dharma Body of this seat, this seat will collapse your marriage line, and you will be lonely for the rest of your life!"
Sanshengshi's voice trembled a little, and it sounded even more erratic.
"Cut! who is the most troublesome thing about that thing, a woman or something, you just collapse. ”
Smile leisurely and be unafraid, and continue to untie his pants.
"Wait, you don't look at marriage, so what are you going to do?"
Sanshengshi was really scared, thinking to himself how this guy was as difficult as hob meat.
"My son just wants to see his name, show it quickly, otherwise don't blame me for not showing you mercy. Xiao leisurely carried his half-unbuttoned pants and looked at it with his nostrils.
"What, look at your name, what kind of bullshit hobby are yours!" Sanshengshi was completely speechless.
"Do you want to take care of it?
Xiao leisurely snorted coldly and shook the belt in his hand at it.
"Okay, good, show you. It's bad luck to meet such a dead ghost as you, alas......"
Sanshengshi had no choice but to relent.
"It's good to be like this early, I prefer to toast and not eat and drink, even the stone is cheap these days, it's really the wind of the world!"
Xiao leisurely rolled his eyes, tied his pants and pressed a hand on the Sansheng Stone.
"There is something special about your body, it's useless to touch it like this, and my three lives will never be able to sense any information. Sanshengshi said.
"What do you do then?" asked Xiao Youran suddenly.
"You don't have to do anything, just take your hands back and stand up, and watch this seat show off your powers. Sanshengshi's tone returned to his previous pride.
Xiao leisurely stood upright with his hands down according to his words, only to see the ghostly light around the Sansheng Stone flashing, and the three stone surfaces fluctuated and fluctuated at the same time, and then there were gray yellow, milky white, and azure three-color light shooting out from it, and when the three-color light intertwined and condensed into a beam of light shining on his chest, a magical scene occurred.
The little blood stains that had been splashed on the placket of the clothes that had almost dried up suddenly seemed to be alive, wriggling and churning and gathering from all directions into a round drop of blood, and then flew out of the placket with a "whoosh", and disappeared directly into the Sansheng Stone like a passage along the beam of light.
Then the Sansheng Stone glowed, shining a few times and then calming down. Although Xiao Youran was dizzy to watch, but after waiting for a long time, there was still no handwriting, and he couldn't help but wonder if this stone was reliable. And at this moment, the Sansheng Stone, which had been silent for a long time, finally reacted.
Who the hell are you...... Ah~!!"
The Sansheng Stone let out a miserable cry full of horror, and as the sound floated, a fiery red as magma bright and dazzling light burst out from the two cracks that separated the three stone faces, and the entire stone body also trembled violently, and the surrounding ground trembled, and the cracks like spider webs spread from the bottom of the stone to the surroundings.
"Why do you say this, I want to know who I am and why are you asking? Hey, I said, are you okay......?"
Xiao leisurely looked at it depressedly, thinking that this stone is also like a bull's head to talk nonsense, it seems that it is really an unreliable guy.
"I didn't ...... Not...... What the...... The mana cost of this seat ...... Too much...... Need...... Stop...... Sleep ......"
After the Sansheng Stone shook for a while, the light in the cracks on the stone surface dimmed, and the stone body stabilized and calmed down, and the fluttering sound had become weak and intermittent.
"Hey~!You haven't told me what your name is?Hey, don't be fooled, get up quickly......"
Xiao Youran was anxious when he heard that it was going to sleep, and he wanted to shake it to keep the stone body, but no matter how hard he tried, the Sansheng Stone did not move at all.
"I ...... I don't know...... Who are you, I really ...... Tired...... ......"
Sanshengshi's extremely weak voice was so small that it was almost inaudible, and gradually faded away like an ethereal mystical sound, and finally returned to a dead silence.
"Can it still be done, so unreliable and dare to claim to have great magical powers, and cultivate to the heavens and the earth? Forget it, this place is not suitable for a long time, let's leave quickly. ”
Although Xiao Youran didn't get an answer, he didn't feel any sense of loss, but was a little worried that this Sansheng Stone wouldn't be damaged by himself, and it would be troublesome, so he hurriedly turned around and greeted Yue Daring, who was standing not far away and watching the excitement, and the two continued to move forward and went straight to the Soul Cliff, the destination of this trip.
When the two of them walked away, the shadow behind the Sansheng Stone squirmed, and the figure of the black-robed girl reappeared, only this time she was not wearing the hood of the robe, and her appearance was that it was Xiaoqing, the girl in the Ecstasy Pavilion before.
She walked to the Sansheng Stone and stretched out a hand to press it on the stone surface for a while, and then went to the stone tablet next to her to check it around, and then squatted down and touched a slight crack on the base of the stone tablet that was difficult to find without looking carefully, and released her divine thoughts, and after a while, she withdrew her divine thoughts and nodded lightly, and took out the black leaf from her arms.
"Master, he has just come into contact with the Sansheng Stone, which triggered the burning of the stone face divine pattern. After probing, this divine pattern explosion burned the ancient seal, and now a trace of crack has appeared. Xiaoqing said to the leaves.
"What?!!Why did he get there?Why didn't you stop him?"
The voices in the leaves were full of shock and a hint of annoyance.
"This ...... The master asked to calm his anger, and his subordinates thought that there was this link in the original plan, but it was a little earlier than the original......"
Xiaoqing's voice trembled slightly, and she explained respectfully, but before she could finish speaking, the black leaves suddenly flashed, and the portrait projection suddenly appeared.
"Bastard, when do you think it's your turn? If you can do anything, you have to plan something!"
The portrait projection seemed to violently oscillate and distort a few times due to the communicator's mood swings, and although the words were full of anger, the voice was still calm and majestic.
"The subordinates are guilty, please punish the master!"
Xiaoqing hurriedly knelt down at the projection, prostrating himself on the ground and not daring to look up.
"That's it, forget it this time, if there is a next time, it will not be spared! ”
The portrait projection waved his hand and said lightly.
"Yes, thank you, master!"
Xiaoqing bowed again before raising her head and standing in front of the projection with her hands respectfully down.
"Alas...... It's still early, it's too early...... Where has he been now?"
The projection seemed to look at the sky from afar and didn't look at her, and asked with a sigh.
"Tell the master, I should be going to the Soul Restoration Cliff now. ”
Xiaoqing glanced at the direction in which the two of them left and said.
"Resurrection Cliff? Resurrection Cliff...... Well, you send someone to take this order to branch Meng Yingxiang, and I don't need to teach you the rest, just report it at any time and act strictly according to the plan!"
After the portrait projection finished speaking, he waved his hand, and after the projection dissipated, the light shone, and a soul scroll appeared out of thin air, floating in midair.
"Yes!"
Xiaoqing saluted respectfully, then took the soul scroll and disappeared into the shadows.
Leaving the Sansheng Stone and walking along the road, the terrain gradually became higher, until I walked a pillar of incense kung fu to see that the end of the road was a cliff, the cliff looked like a boundless and bottomless abyss, there were no mountains and earth on the opposite side, and there was an endless void as far as the eye could see.
There is a naturally formed platform on the side of the cliff, in the shape of a long strip with a slightly pointed tip, which looks like a sharp sword piercing directly into the void, and this is the reincarnation platform.
There is a pavilion at the junction of the reincarnation platform and the resurrection cliff, the shape is almost exactly the same as the Ecstasy Pavilion on the Huangquan Road, but it is much larger than the Ecstasy Pavilion, there is a corridor on its side to connect several sub-pavilions, and there is an old plaque hanging under the eaves of the main pavilion, which reads the three words "Meng Po Pavilion".
The yin souls who can come here are all full of yin longevity to get the opportunity to be reincarnated, and after leaving the yin sisheng road, it is inevitable that they will have a dry mouth after running all the way here, and they all want to ask for a bowl of soup in the Meng Po Pavilion.
Although I knew that after drinking this soup, I would forget everything in my previous life, but even if I couldn't give it up, what could I do? There were Yin soldiers guarding all around, and anyone who cheated and played tricks and wanted not to drink the soup would be locked by the hook knife in the hands of the Yin soldiers, and then a silver pipe would be pierced through the throat and poured the soup directly into it.
You can't hide, and if you resist stubbornly, you can only be captured and sent to the prison to be tortured until your soul is gone. Although no one would stop you if you turned around and ran back in front of Meng Po Pavilion, what was the point of running back? Yin Shou was over, and he had no cultivation, and in the end, he still couldn't escape the end of being wiped out.
So people had to leave all their reluctance and attachment there when they walked across the Nai He Bridge, and when they arrived here, they didn't say that their hearts were like water, at least they had already calmed down.
The legend of the soup in the Meng Po Pavilion is boiled in the water of the Lethe River, adding some special precious medicinal materials and ingredients, and it tastes full of five flavors and many changes, just like tasting the various states of life, and also responds to the old saying that circulates - drink a cup of Lethe River water and boil this life.
"It's finally here, and you're ready to go home. ”
Xiao leisurely looked at the long queue in front of Meng Po Pavilion and said.
"I think we'll go back now, you vomited blood twice along the way, and if you go on like this, I'm really afraid that you have three long and two short, so hurry back and find a soul doctor!"
Yue Daring persuaded him with a worried face.
"Oh, don't worry big brother, I'm really fine, I'm angry, it's just angry. ”
Xiao leisurely waved his hand nonchalantly, but his eyes were constantly observing the inside and outside of this Meng Po Pavilion.
"What good things can be here, except for the Ecstasy Soup, it's the old woman. Yue Daring shrugged his shoulders listlessly.
"Well, it's that ecstasy soup. ”
Xiao Youran was still carefully observing, and said casually.
"What, what do you want that thing for? Besides, that thing is not given for free, it asks for money!" Yue boldly looked at him in surprise.
"Do you want money? Then buy a bowl, count it in. But I don't have any money on me now, big brother, you put it on first, and I'll pay you back when I make money in the future. Xiao Youran said a little absent-mindedly.
"Uh...... This, brother, you think too highly of me, brother, even if I go bankrupt, I can't afford to buy that bowl of soup!" Yue Daring spread his hands awkwardly.
"Ahh
"You don't know this, the ecstasy soup here is also called Meng Po soup, the recipe is the secret of the Meng Po family, it is said that a lot of precious materials are used, and there is even fairy grass in the fairy world, of course, it can't be given away in vain.
In the process of crossing the yin life, the deceased soul also has to try to find a job to accumulate money, plus the yin money burned by relatives, friends, children, and descendants in the yang world, so that they can barely scrape together enough money for a bowl of soup, all just to be able to be reincarnated smoothly. ”
Yue boldly sighed.
"Cut, the precious materials of bullshit, and the weeds that are everywhere in the fairy world, are all just gimmicks. Big brother, you don't understand, that ecstasy soup is not Meng Po soup, it's just that the water of the Lechuan River has added some herbs and the essence of the remnant soul, at best, it is a high-grade ecstasy soup. ”
Xiao Youran shook his head disdainfully.
"Wouldn't it?
Yue's bold expression was as if he had heard a fantasy.
"Of course there is a fake, let me tell you this, drinking this fake Meng Po soup will only erase the memory, but although the real Meng Po soup will also erase the memory, it also has a function, that is, it can bring the dead back to life! As long as the body of the dead person is not mutilated and broken too much, even if it can only barely survive, as long as the Meng Po soup is fed, the dead soul can be recalled and resurrected. ”
laughed leisurely and unabashedly, and said it so bluntly that his eyebrows fluttered and his mouth frothed.
"How is this possible? Life and death are the destiny of heaven, how can the will of heaven be reversed, or how can there be a saying that 'there is no way to return to heaven'?"
Yue Daring was overly surprised, his mouth opened as big as the mouth of a bowl, and when he spoke, he suddenly closed his mouth, almost biting his tongue.
"Nothing is impossible! Cultivation is to go against the sky, isn't everyone also practicing happily? No one has succeeded? Aren't you cultivating now? What about the mandate of heaven? What can be done with the will of heaven? This heaven is meant to be used against the heavens, otherwise what is the use of it, is it just for the sake of looking good? My life is up to me, not the sky, hehe. ”
smiled leisurely and sneered, and walked towards the end of the row in front of Meng Po Pavilion.
"This ...... Hey~? I said I couldn't afford it, why are you still going?"
Yue Daring suddenly found that he was speechless about this younger brother's remarks, and hurriedly chased after him when he saw him walking away.