"Monkey Road Friendly Remember Xing!"

Liu Yi exclaimed, with a smile on his face, and said: "I did say such a thing at that time, but at this time and that time. At the beginning, you and I just did a business, and there was no other friendship, so naturally we couldn't talk about feelings. Today I am in danger, the monkey Taoist friend came to help me without saying a word, and the love between you and me is no longer what it used to be. With your and my current feelings, nature is more important than the magic weapon. ”

"That's ......"

The monkey groaned slightly, stretched out his six palms again, and said, "Then you quickly return the Nine Heavens Rest Soil to me!"

"Reluctantly, I'm really reluctant!"

Liu Yi said: "I am from the Netherworld, and there are not many treasures on the table in my hand, and I rely on the Nine Heavens to support the field. I have such a treasure in my hand, how can I be willing to hand it over to the monkey Daoist? Monkey Daoist, your name is Duobao Monkey Daxian, and you have many magic weapons on your body, so why bother asking for the only treasure on my body?"

"Reluctantly! reluctantly...... Haha

The monkey's expression changed suddenly, he opened the wine jar in his hand, drank the wine in a big gulp, and said: "What a reluctance! With these three words alone, I recognize your friend Brother Monkey." ”

After taking a big sip of wine, the monkey said, "If you find some excuses to fool me, Brother Monkey, I will definitely look down on you in my heart." But you don't make excuses, and directly say that you are reluctant. This is a big truth, and if you refuse to find an excuse to lie to me, it proves that you are still a true person in your bones. ”

At this moment, Liu Yi thoroughly understood that this six-armed monkey seemed to be easy to deceive, but it was not stupid.

"Master, four senior brothers and sisters. ”

Liu Yi nodded at the monkey, then turned to look at Tang Jiawen and the others, and said, "I, a monkey fellow, have promised to protect the safety of the Yunhai Palace. As for the matter of the strange beasts in the sea of clouds, there is no need to worry. ”

The five of them also turned to look at the monkey and said something. "Daoist friends are polite!"

"Well said, well said. ”

The monkey waved his hand, drank the wine, threw the jar, and ran to Liu Yi again, saying, "Friend, bring the wine! You said that you want good wine and good food to treat Brother Monkey, and you must not break your word!"

"Of course!"

Liu Yi smiled happily, said goodbye to Tang Jiawen and the four senior brothers and sisters, and took the monkey to the seventh floor of the Yunhai Palace, and then used the method of sound transmission, calling Cui Siqi and the others, as well as Wan'er and Lu Ningshuang, to the hall on the seventh floor of the Yunhai Hall.

Hu Tutu learned that Liu Yixin had recently made a friend, and it was a friend of unfathomable strength, and he was also very enthusiastic, he actually went back to Xuantian Cave Heaven to get a lot of beef and mutton and game in the mountains, set up a bonfire in the hall, and sprinkled a lot of pepper barbecue to eat.

There are many people, and the monkeys are getting more and more excited.

While drinking, the monkey even danced with his hands and said, "Brother Monkey has never seen so many people for a long time! In this sea of clouds, it is really lonely, and Brother Monkey and I have to fade out of my mouth." On weekdays, even if I catch some strange beasts in the sea of clouds, I can only see them but not eat them, they are all transformed by white clouds, and I eat them like swallowing clouds and spitting out fog, what is the meaning of this?"

Liu Yi drank all the wine in the cup and asked, "Monkey Daoist, you can come and go freely in this sea of clouds, can't you get wine and meat to eat?"

"Alas, you don't know. ”

The monkey didn't use chopsticks, he directly grabbed the barbecue meat with his hands and ate it, and said vaguely: "Brother Monkey, I have a duty to be a ferryman in this sea of clouds, driving the ferry around every day, but it has been more than 3,000 years, and I have never met a guest who is willing to go on my ferry." In the past 3,000 years, Brother Monkey, I have not met a living person, and I have not made a business, until I meet you Liu Daoyou......"

"Monkey fellow, why are you ferrying here?"

Liu Yi was curious, and then asked: "With your strength, you should be able to crisscross the Quartet, but why are you still bound by your own responsibilities?"

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

A golden light flashed in the monkey's eyes, and he carefully examined Liu Yi and the others, his mouth became very tight, and he said, "Fellow Daoist, your cultivation is too low, it's useless to say it." If you are a heartless and unrighteous person, then that's it. If you are a person who is affectionate and righteous, after listening to Brother Monkey and my hardships, you will want to solve my problems. With your current cultivation, if you go, you will be sent to death, so don't mention this matter. ”

The wine brewed by Wan'er herself, Liu Yi was reluctant to take it out and waste it on the monkey, an alcoholic. simply let Hu Tutu bring a lot of stubborn stone drunken wine, this wine can't be dissolved with true yuan, and after the monkey drinks too much, he slowly gets drunk.

Hututu was equally drunk.

Liu Yi was a little drunk, but he was more sober than Monkey and Hututu.

Liu Yi saw that the two of them were drunk, so he asked the others to go back to the sixth layer, and then solemnly introduced Wan'er and Lu Ningshuang to the monkey.

"Brother Monkey, I know that those two women are your daughters-in-law, but it's a pity that they look so ugly! ”

The monkey watched Wan'er and Lu Ningshuang leave, shook his head and sighed, and said, "These two women only have two arms on their bodies, and the girls of my Dashun Holy Ape clan must be missing four hands. It doesn't matter if you only have two hands, the key is that there is no hair on your face, it's too ugly!

The monkey's aesthetic is completely incomprehensible to Liu Yi.

Hu Tutu couldn't understand it either, and said: "Monkey Daoyou, you are aesthetically pleasing, I really can't understand the fat brother!"

"Nonsense!"

The monkey glared at Hu Tutu fiercely and said, "Your kid is obviously less than twenty years old, Brother Monkey, I don't know how many tens of thousands of years of cultivation, you actually call yourself a fat brother in front of Brother Monkey." ”

Hututu was not afraid of the monkey at all, but sneered at him, saying, "I am happy myself, can you manage it?"

Not only is the monkey in a good mood today, but he is also in a good temper, so he no longer quarrels with Hu Tutu, and says: "Forget it! I don't care about you, in the future, if you call yourself a fat brother, I will call myself an old man." ”

After Hu Fatzi and the monkey quarreled, they actually smelled like each other, and the two sides talked more and more, and even put out a chessboard, and the two played chess drunkenly.

Before I knew it, several hours had passed.

When night came, there was a darkness between heaven and earth.

The monkey patted his thigh, pointed to the chessboard, and shouted, "Ha Lu Ha Ha ...... The old man has won again!"

But Liu Yi waved his hand and put away the chessboard, and said, "This old man, you should go and play alone, my brothers and sisters are going to retreat and practice." ”

"You're going to drive the old man away?"

The monkey looked dissatisfied and said, "How can there be a friend like you in the world?"

"Monkey Daoist, don't you know ......?"

When Liu Yi made an appointment to fight with Xuantian Sect, he said a little, and then said: "I also want to drink and talk with monkey Taoist friends, but unfortunately the situation is forced by the situation, and you can't destroy Dao Xuanzong for me." ”

The monkey looked disdainful, and said smugly: "With my Duobao Monkey Immortal here, just Dao Xuanzong, it's just a local chicken and a dog!"

:P S: A woman said to her husband: Come and hold my mosaic.

This sentence confused Xianggong for a long time.

Excuse me, what does it mean to hold a mosaic?