Chapter 116: Spring Leaks
The mahjong of this game, from the very beginning, has entered a state of fierce battle, and the high * tide has been repeated.
Ruyun, Wendao, and Wei Mei'er hope that before Yun Ou comes back, they will "take" Ling Lingnong, so that he will lose so that only his little pants are left! Only in this way can they use money to "trap" Yun Ou!
Of course, there is only one way - to kill the pigs!
Therefore, in the first three or four plates, Wei Meier and Wendao made a big beard.
But Ruyun didn't.
She was very entangled in her heart: she was reluctant to give up on Yunou, and she couldn't bear to be Linglingnong.
"Uncle, big sister, you have to be merciful. I only have open crotch pants in it, and I don't even have small pants......!
Ruyun said: "Three-person mahjong, will you?"
Ling Lingnong was stunned and replied, "Yes." What does Sister Ruyun mean?"
"You three play. I'll go out and take some breath. In case Yun Shaoxia comes back, I also have a response. Ruyun pulled out. Wen Dao and Wei Mei'er could guess Ruyun's thoughts, and they all shook their heads, but they didn't dissuade them.
The battle situation on the table suddenly took a big turn!
When shuffling the cards, Ling Lingnong's eyes are blazing, and he has insight into friend and foe, and his hands are far better than the literary knife and Wei Meierma!
He has an excellent memory, and in this way, at least more than half of the cards are already known. This is equivalent to saying that most of the mahjong tiles are almost flipped and visible under his nose!
Moreover, while shuffling the cards, while making cards, God does not know it.
That's just a pair of "ghost hands"!
Wen Dao was faintly aware of it, but he felt that this kid couldn't even control the points of the dice!
But you can do whatever you want, you want the wind to be windy, and you want to be rainy!
Wendao and Wei Mei'er are losing and retreating. After a while, not only did they spit out all the original wins, but they also lost more than 100 taels of treasure bills upside down.
Wei Meier began to smash mahjong cards and scolded her mother: "Nima's Linglingnong, you are out of the old man, tear down the dirt!"
"Hehehehe, if I win, I'll tear down the dirt, what about you?
"Okay, good, I don't believe I can't win you!" Wei Mei'er "crackled" and pushed the mahjong tiles indiscriminately.
Go on!
This time, Wei Mei'er made a big card and shouted: "Hu, Ling Lingnong, Nine Lotus Treasure Lantern! This time you are dead!"
"Yo, is it? How many times is the Nine Lotus Treasure Lamp? Let me think about it, let me think about it......" Ling Lingnong said as she suddenly turned her head.
Yes, flip, put your hands on the floor, stand upside down, and head through the bottom of the table towards Wei Meier!
Wei Meier is wearing a skirt!
Spring Leak?
"Hooligans, what are you going to do?!" Wei Mei'er stood up in panic.
"Crackling!" four tiles dropped.
It slipped from the skirt between Wei Meier's legs!
Ling Lingnong drilled under the table, picked up four mahjong tiles, held them high, and shouted: "Hehehehe, I only heard that the old hen can lay eggs, who knew that this woman would also give birth to mahjong tiles!"
Wei Mei'er saw that she was out of the old man, and the spring light under her skirt was leaking again, she was suddenly annoyed and angry, gritted her teeth and shouted: "Okay, you little bastard, I can't win you, I really don't believe that I can't cure you!"
"Master Wen save me! Sister Ruyun save me!" Ling Lingnong held her head desperately and fled in embarrassment.
Wen Dao didn't expect that this fourteen or fifteen-year-old Lingnong would actually be a kind of existence like a gambling god! He watched embarrassedly, and said in his heart: "I will save you? Then who will save me? A good deck of cards has been broken! I have no place to be ashamed! How will I explain it to Yun Shaoxia at that time?"
Ling Lingnong had escaped from the building, and Wei Mei'er was still chasing after her, so Wen Dao shouted: "Don't be bored!
When Wei Mei'er heard this, tears fell from her eyes, and she said angrily: "Master Wen, who are you talking for? Not only did you not make a move, but you also sneered!"
"If you plant it, you will plant it. Sometimes, acknowledging planting is also a kind of wisdom. After all, he is Yun Shaoxia's apprentice, and it's not good for us to make things stiff. Don't be angry. Shrewd. ”
"Now, I feel more and more that you are living a very poor life! Zhen Gongzi, you won't be so kind to give up! If he was here, Ling Lingnong would probably lie down in front of me and beg for mercy now!"
Wen Dao opened his mouth wide at Wei Mei'er, unable to speak for a long time. After a long time, he was shocked and said, "Mei'er, you have changed!
Wei Mei'er softened, lowered her head and said weakly: "No, Master Wen, you are too worried." I'm still me. I'm not making a fuss anymore. ”
At this time, Ruyun and Ling Lingnong returned to the Bitter Taste Building together.
Ling Lingnong is still bouncing! Wei Mei'er glared at each other angrily, but she didn't dare to attack.
"Here, Sister Wei, this is the money I just won you. Fifty taels. Ling Lingnon presented the treasure money with both hands.
Wei Mei'er was so surprised that her eyes almost jumped out!
"Boy, why did you pay me back?"
"Hehe, I said it a long time ago, I have a fate to gamble at the same table! It's another family, I promise to take care of you." My master said, this favor is the first, and the winning money is the second!"
Wei Mei'er took the treasure money, couldn't believe her eyes, and asked, "Then why only pay me back, but don't care about Master Wen?"
"My master said that only those who know how to be polite to women are real men and good men! I want to be like my master, to be a real man and a good man! Hee-hee, suck ...... and yo."
Ruyun nodded silently, but said: "It is said that a good man is not a bet." ”
"Well, like Master, I like mahjong, but I don't bet. ”
"But you just played!
"It's rare to gamble in life! I bet for Master!"
"For Yun Shaoxia?"
"Hee-hee, yes. I inquired that my master wanted to do a big job, but I still didn't have much money, so I wanted to help. ”
"Hehe, it seems that your master is very exemplary in your eyes, a good example!"
"Well, I'm so impressed! ”
"But, let me tell you, your master also made a bet!"
Ruyun came out with this abrupt sentence, and even she didn't believe that she said it herself. Want to ruin Yun Ou's image in the eyes of Ling Lingnong? Want to test Ling Lingnong's wisdom? Want to know more about Yun Ou's personality? Want to ...... Like a cloud at a loss.
Ling Lingnong was stunned for a moment, drew a small circle on the door of her head with her index finger, and muttered: "Yo, there is such a thing, let me think about it, let me think about it......" As he spoke, he suddenly turned around again and stood upside down!
This time, Wei Meier not only was not annoyed, but laughed out loud.
At the end, "Bang!" Ling Lingnong turned around and said to Ruyun:
"I've cleared my mind and figured it out! My master was lured by someone and pulled into the water! Just like just now, as soon as I got out of the saddle, someone ...... This one...... That's it. Hee-hee. ”