Chapter 105: Silly × and Praise
Early the next morning, Shen Yi left with Chu Rong, Shangguan Ruyun and Tao Yao.
After returning home, Shangguan Ruyun asked Shen Yi to settle Chu Rong first, and then go to the courtyard in Dongcheng District to find her.
After Shen Yi agreed, he parted ways with Shangguan Ruyun.
Driving Magotan , Chu Rong sat in the co-pilot.
Shen Yi said: "Don't say what you see, just don't say it, after all, this society will not recognize theists." ”
Chu Rong turned her head to look at Shen Yi and said, "Aren't we going on an outing?"
“...... Well, it's an outing!" Shen Yi almost choked back his internal injuries.
After sending Chu Rong to his home, Shen Yi hurried back to his and He Lan's nest.
When He Lan opened the door, he was taking a nap, and when she saw Shen Yi coming back, Miss He got out of bed for no reason, and she didn't even give Shen Yi a good face.
Finally, after He Lan came to his senses, he glanced at Shen Yi and said, "What's the matter, has Chu Rong found it?"
Shen Yi said: "I found it back, I was kidnapped, and something almost happened." ”
He Lan pouted and said, "I don't care, you go cook for me, hum." ”
Shen Yizhi said that the eldest lady was jealous again, so he learned from the little eunuch next to the emperor in the TV series Zhen Huan's biography and said: "Hey, the slave will go." ”
He Lan snorted and said with a smile: "Get out." ”
After such a fuss, He Lan's anger disappeared, and he stopped eating vinegar. Shen Yi also came over to help Shen Yi when he was cooking, in fact, He Lan is not the kind of woman with a small belly, she also has her own bottom line, the last time Lin Zhi got that thing, it was Shen Yi who went too far, otherwise He Lan would not be so willful.
After serving He Niangniang after eating, Shen Yiyi wanted to go to see Shangguan Ruyun.
As a result, I received a call from the big fox Lin Zhi, asking if Shen Yi was in Spring City?
Shen Yi said yes, but the big fox spirit asked Shen Yi to go to Nanshan Villa, and she had something important to talk to Shen Yi.
As soon as Shen heard that there was something important, he didn't dare to slack off, so he talked to He Lan for a reason, and went to Nanshan Villa.
After arriving, the big fox sister had already placed two cups of tea in the back garden, Shen Yi sat down and made a cup of tea for Shen Yi first, and after Shen Yi served the tea, the big fox sister said, "How is it, the tea tastes good, right?"
“...... The important thing you said was to let me come over and drink tea with you?" Shen Yi was distressed, he hurried over, but he said tea first.
The big vixen sister picked up a cherry, took a bite and said, "What, isn't it important to drink tea with me?"
Shen Yi held back the internal injuries again, swallowed the most sip of tea after the most, and said, "Important." ”
The big vixen sister grinned and said, "Let me tell you a story, have the princes of the Beacon Opera heard of it?"
Shen Yi was speechless and said, "Sister, everyone has heard this story." ”
"Well, let's talk about this today. ”
"I'll go!" Shen Yidan was in pain.
The big fox sister said: "In the Western Zhou Dynasty, there was a stupid × named King Zhou You, in order to win his beauty, that is, the big fox spirit smiled, and lit the beacon to report the war, teasing the princes of all parties to come to visit, after Bao Xi saw it, he showed a big smile in front of the princes of all walks of life, and the king of Zhou You was stupid at that time, and a smile of beauty is worth a thousand gold. As a result, after King Zhou You clicked a few times and laughed a few times, those princes stopped coming. ”
Shen Yi was full of black lines in his head and said, "I know the truth, this is about not breaking the trust of others." ”
The big vixen sister flattened her mouth and said, "Listen to me, I'm saying that this is not a matter of dishonesty to others, okay." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll not say anything, you continue. Shen Yi begged for mercy.
The big vixen sister continued to hold her chin, looked at Shen Yi with a smile, and said, "This story tells us a profound lesson, that is, women are all disasters, especially the big vixen like Bao Xi. ”
Shen Yi, who was drinking tea, almost squirted out, swallowed hard, choked again, patted his chest, and finally swallowed it, let out a sigh, and said in surprise: "No, Lin Da Fairy, you are a disaster-level beauty." ”
The big vixen sister slapped Shen Yi and said, "Oh, my sister knows, can you not interrupt me." ”
"Okay, okay, I'm definitely not going to interrupt you. Shen raised his hands and said.
The big fox sister continued: "Women are troubled water, then men are Dayu, because men like to control water, and they also like to treat that kind of flood level disaster, when a person can swim in the disaster water with ease, right?"
Shen Yi hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes." ”
The big fox spirit sister nodded Shen Yi's head and said, "I know that you are a tide maker who likes to swim between several troubles, hum." ”
Shen Yi: "......"
The big fox sister said: "Here, I have to mention the stupid × of King Zhou You." ”
Shen Yi couldn't help but say: "Don't be stupid× call stupid ×, people are also infatuated." ”
The big vixen sister Dai frowned and said, "Don't interrupt me." ”
Shen Yi was silent.
The big fox sister said: "Zhou Youwang, this stupid ×, was originally a tide maker with praise, but he was accidentally hit by a Lang head, and the whole person drowned in the river, although he fell into the reputation of an infatuated species, but for a man, this is not a stupid × what is it?"
Shen Yi was stunned.
The big vixen sister said, "Okay, I'm done with the story of ink, applaud." ”
Shen Yi raised his head and held the hand of the big vixen sister.
The big fox sister looked at Shen Yi with a smile in her eyes, and said: "A woman, willing to give birth to a child for you, willing to give everything for you, that is a woman's blessing as a woman, since you want to be a tide, don't be teased by this rolling tide, drowned in an unknown river at the end, you will be laughing and generous, and this is not called infatuation, this is called stupid ×, understand?"
Shen Yizhen nodded solemnly and asked softly, "Do you know all the truth?"
The big fox sister smiled like a flower and said: "I don't know what the road is, I don't know anything about the road, oops, you are so annoying, people tell you a story, you don't applaud, you still touch people's hands, stinky hooligans, big bad wolves, shameless, hehe." ”
Shen Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, looking at the wise and foolish Lin Zhi, his heart was extremely smooth.
Shen Yi took the hand of the big vixen sister, let her sit on her body, felt her soft buttocks, and said, "You will always be my big vixen, my praise." ”
The big vixen sister hugged Shen Yi and said in his ear: "If one day, you meet a particularly powerful bad guy, he takes me away, and wants you to die before letting me go, you just don't have to meet me, anyway, I have already booked the next life with you, and when the time comes, I will give you a bunch of children, watch them grow up, watch them call you dad, call me mom, and then I'm telling them that their dad is called Shen Big Bad Wolf." ”
Shen Yi hugged the big vixen sister tightly, feeling the burning heat of her breathing, and was silent.
There are bewitching women in the world, and the demon is nothing more than a fox, and there is no more charm than praise.
There are infatuated women in the world, and there is no more foolish than a fool, and there is no more love than a stupid ×.
Silly ×, isn't it because of that love word?
After saying this, the big vixen sister Hee Hee Ha left Shen Yi's arms, stretched out in the sun, and said: "Sister, this story is very exciting, hum, you don't applaud, I'm tired of my sister, can you massage my sister." ”
Shen Yi looked at Lin Zhi and agreed, "Okay." ”
Back in the bedroom, Lin Zhi lay on the bed and asked Shen Yi to massage her. Shen Yi is also very proficient in traditional Chinese medicine, and he has his unique views on massage, and he only calls Lin Zhi comfortable, Shen Yi's heart is even more refreshed, this big fox sister's body is not ordinary delicate and smooth.
After Shen Yi finished massaging the big fox sister, Lin Zhi reflexively rode on Shen Yi's waist and said, "Now it's my sister's turn to massage you." ”
After speaking, a pair of small hands pressed on Shen Yi's waist and eyes, which was very comfortable.
After the massage, Shen Yi left.
The big vixen sister seemed to be very tired and took a nap for a while.
In fact, her massage of Shen Yi is a way to consolidate the magic in Shen Yi's body in disguise, and it can also make the magic in Shen Yi's body not noticed, so it is naturally more wasteful than ordinary massage, and it is natural to be tired.
After waking up in the evening, she stroked her stomach and said sadly: "When can I give birth to you, my sister really wants to give birth to you." ”
By saying this, it proves that she is hungry.
After eating, she sat cross-legged on the bed, her soul wandering in the sky, surrounded by a faint purple and blue, like a fox fire.
Her consciousness unconsciously arrived at Shen Yi's side, and looked at Shen Yi closely, with a smile on her face, but unfortunately it was her distraction, and Shen Yi couldn't see it at all. This is also the only way to incarnate her divine consciousness after breaking through the distraction, so that she can travel to the sky, and her physical body will not move, and ordinary people will not be able to see her divine consciousness.
It seems that as long as Shen Yi leaves her side, she has been sitting on the bed and wandering in the sky.
She will envy those women who can have a relationship with Shen Yi, she also envy the women who can worship the world with Shen Yi, and she will also envy those women who can often drill into Shen Yi's arms, but the only thing she doesn't envy is those things or things that he envies.
She's just her, a divorced woman, a divorced virgin, and a big vixen sister.
At this time, Shen Yi, who was eating at home, suddenly raised his head, looked at the scenery outside the window, and was stunned.
He Lan glanced at Shen Yi and asked, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yi said: "It's nothing, suddenly I seem to feel something." ”
He Lan complained: "You're chattering again." ”
Shen Yi shook his head and continued to eat with his head down.
And outside the window, it was the divine consciousness of the big vixen's sister, the divine consciousness that accompanied him to Ziyun Mountain.
Perhaps, this kind of induction is called the mind.