Chapter 384: The King of Licking Kings
People are in good spirits at happy events, and when they come out for a walk, they see a half-crippled system, Zhen Hao said that the energy consumed by this walkaround is not a loss at all.
In the main mall, Zhen Hao held a Cuban cigar in his mouth, crossed Erlang's legs, and sat on the newly bought Taishi chair.
As for the Taishi chair just now, it is now being placed outside alone, unable to exert its residual heat, and no one cares.
It's not that Zhen Hao is extravagant and wasteful, but when he was about to enter the main mall, he just ordered Xiao Wan to put it away, who knew that this loser was ...... Father...... The thing immediately waved his hand, indicating that as Zhen Hao, he would lose his share of the old chair and go back to the house to buy another one.
As for the Wanjie coins needed to buy things, he naturally still took Li Yuanyi's account, anyway, he already owed enough, and he was not afraid of any more.
The camera stretched, and beside Zhen Hao, Ye Man and Xiao Wan stood on the left and right.
On both sides in front of him, on the left stood tens of thousands of fathers and daughters, and on the right stood a lonely hero.
In front of him, on the ground, in the position of the defendant of the three halls, lying on the ground is Li Yuanyi, who is in a deep coma, and one leg is still twitching from time to time.
Zhen Hao took the best Cuban cigar, took a deep breath, spit out a big smoke ring, and after making a big gesture, he hooked his finger at Xiao Wan next to him, and signaled to Li Yuanyi: "Go, wake up this guy for me." ”
Xiao Wan stepped forward with the order, grabbed Li Yuanyi's collar extremely violently, pulled him up, and then opened the bow left and right, and the sound of "popping" was endless.
The strength is not weak, and there are a lot of combos, but for Li Yuanyi, who has closed his heart, this pain is not enough for him to come out of his autism.
And as the number of combos continued to increase, after his cheeks were completely numb, he saved even the most basic convulsions, and he couldn't feel anything.
Xiao Wan scratched his head, looked at the inhuman-shaped Li Yuanyi and thought for a moment, then took out a black elixir from behind his ass and stuffed it into his mouth.
There was no water to swallow, and there was no romantic mouth-to-mouth medicine, Xiao Wan pinched Li Yuanyi's mouth, picked it up and shook it vigorously.
This method is the first time Zhen Hao has seen it, and he has never operated it himself, and he doesn't know if it is useful.
But looking at Li Yuanyi's gradually swollen face, as well as the double eyelids that are constantly trembling, it should still be useful.
Oh, by the way, this elixir is still recorded in Li Yuanyi's account.
"Ahem, cough, cough~!!"
The coughing sound sounded so violently that his lungs were about to cough out, and as soon as Li Yuanyi woke up, he felt a pair of big hands pinching his cheeks, which was very uncomfortable, so he was still struggling to shout while struggling: "Who are you, let go of me!"
"Snap", before the words fell, Xiao Wan let go of the tattered host who was constantly writhing in her hand and even kicked her thigh a few times.
"I'm telling you, you're finished, you've offended me in my place, you hurry up and ......" halfway through the words, his eyes straightened.
Li Yuanyi got up from the ground, staring at Xiao Wan with straight eyes, wrapping his hip skirt and uniform...... This is his favorite royal sister series.
Goddess!
He cleared his throat and leaned over to Xiao Wan with a licking dog smile on his face: "This beautiful big sister, did you pinch my cheeks just now?"
Xiao Wan frowned slightly, took half a step back, nodded, and did not speak.
Li Yuanyi's estrangement from Xiao Wan was as if he hadn't seen it, followed half a step closely, his smile became more and more perverted, and said: "Big sister, don't be nervous, I'm not looking for you, I'm caring about you, your little hands aren't tired, right?"
As he spoke, the kid made a look of concern, and reached out to grab Xiao Wan's hands hanging by his side.
Xiao Wan's brows furrowed even deeper, and he took half a step back again, and at the same time waved his hand away Li Yuanyi's ill-intentioned big hand.
She didn't leave her hand this time, and the back of Li Yuanyi's hand instantly swollen.
However, licking the dog Li Yuanyi not only didn't mind, but even sniffed lightly on Xiao Wan's hand with a rippling face, closed his eyes, and said with an intoxicated face: "Goddess, you are so fragrant~ ~"
"Hiss~!"
Everyone present gasped three catties of cold air, looked at Li Yuanyi in horror, and felt that their eyes hurt, but they still couldn't help but continue to look at it with their eyes wide open.
Among them, Baguio couldn't help but shiver, got goosebumps, and his first reaction was disgust.
It's just that after her first reaction passed, she suddenly felt that this was a little interesting, and she was a little envious of Xiao Wan's treatment.
Licking dogs has always been a unit of counting among goddesses to measure status, and the one who licks the dog more is the king, referred to as the queen.
Here, Li Yuanyi didn't even glance at everyone's performance, sniffed around, and finally opened his eyes after sucking up all the air around the back of his hand.
Then he looked obsessed, stepped forward again, and once again came to Xiao Wan's side, and said in a tone that was so gentle that it made people get goosebumps: "This young lady, I don't know if you are from that earth? ”
As he spoke, this kid's subordinates were not honest again, and in the name of his fellow countrymen, he wanted to do something to Xiao Wan again.
The black lines on his forehead were thick, and Xiao Wanyou wanted to slap this guy again, but after thinking about his disgusting performance just now, he still resisted the urge to hit people, and took two steps back in a row, and said emotionally: "I'm not from the earth, I'm not your fellow countryman, you recognize the wrong person." ”
"Hiss~!"
Finally hearing the cold and charming voice of the goddess, Li Yuanyi shuddered, gasped, and said obsessively: "Goddess, your voice is so good, I feel like a Cupid's sword, slammed into my heart, and my heart is screaming." ”
While speaking, he chased Xiao Wan out at his feet, and at the same time puffed up his chest and said softly: "If you don't believe it, listen to it, my heart is really screaming." ”
Xiao Wan didn't speak with a dark face, and his feet didn't stop, and he kept avoiding Li Yuanyi's pursuit.
couldn't catch up with Xiao Wan, Li Yuanyi was also anxious here, and he didn't care about following the routine, so he shouted directly at the top of his throat: "Goddess, don't run, what I said is true, I don't lie to you, my heart keeps shouting "I love you"!"
Without eyes to continue looking, Zhen Hao covered his stinging eyes, feeling that he had been greatly traumatized both physically and mentally.
Here, Li Yuanyi is still continuing to chase, still shouting persistently: "Goddess, you are so beautiful, your figure is first-class, I have been deeply fascinated by you since the first time I saw you, I really like you!"
"I'm willing to be your docile little sheep, cute and obedient, and very easy to feed, as long as you give me grass every day!"
The male compatriots present were stunned, looking at Li Yuanyi blankly, as if they were looking at a peerless strange person, and the disdain in their eyes was gradually replaced by admiration.
Even the envy in Baguio's eyes was to the point of not hiding it at all, Xiao Wan didn't react, but she was about to be licked and fallen by this licking dog quote.
For their performance, Zhen Hao can understand, after all, in their world, they have seen few licking dogs, and it is very likely that there are no of them, so it is not surprising to see a licking dog mistaken for a love saint.
But Zhen Hao, who was in the era of licking dogs, couldn't bear it, whether it was Li Yuanyi's actions or words, he felt like a quenching sword, stabbing him in the heart, and even twisting it.
Zhen Hao felt that he should do something, he couldn't sit still like this anymore, otherwise he would have to be suffocated sooner or later.
I dug it out in the system space, took out a bowl of glowing white fungus soup, took a sip, and then squirted out with a "poof".
After this mouthful, the depression in his heart instantly decreased, and Zhen Hao felt much more comfortable.
Sensing the dissatisfaction that had already come from Zhen Hao's side, there was nothing he could do about this Xiao Wan with Li Yuanyi...... Uh, well, actually, she didn't want to take him down at all.
For licking the dog, Xiao Wan actually refused at first, after all, it is disgusting and has no bottom line, it is really scary.
But then she was licked a lot and got used to it, and when she looked back, she suddenly had a feeling of "oops, it's not bad" in her heart.
And now, to the point of catching up, she even has a little joy in her heart.
It's a pity that now the big guy already has an opinion...... It can only be forced to stop.
With a secret sigh in his heart, Xiao Wan stopped his pace, suddenly turned around, and stretched out a hand in front of him: "Stop!"
Generally, licking dogs, in the face of the requirements of the goddess, he will unconditionally carry out the order, without the slightest hesitation.
But Li Yuanyi, the king of licking dogs, was not like this, seeing that Xiao Wan stopped his steps, and even stretched out a hand towards him, he didn't care what Xiao Wan said, he immediately sped up and grabbed Xiao Wan's little hand in front of him.
He grabbed it very tightly, didn't let go, and even put his big face up, rubbing the back of Xiao Wan's hand like a dog, with a happy face.
The greasy feeling came from his hand, Xiao Wan's face immediately changed greatly, and his other hand suddenly exerted force, and slapped a palm on Li Yuanyi's big face, pumping it out.
Time slowed down, Li Yuanyi's eyes rolled, the fat on his cheeks was squeezed and twisted, a five-finger print was printed, a tongue hung weakly on the side of his mouth, dancing in the wind, and at the same time, there were two naughty little white teeth with blood to break away from the organization and go to see the wonderful world outside.
Time slowed down and disappeared, Li Yuanyi suddenly accelerated and flew out, doing Thomas spins while flying, and the two little white teeth were even more hesitant like bullets, hitting the pillars in the house, splashing a few sparks.
Immediately after, with a "chirp", Li Yuanyi's body collided with the wall in the mall.
The wall was fine, but he was like a mural, pasted on the wall, and gravity and gravity couldn't pull it down.
Goddesses can lick, lick as much as they want, and they enjoy it anyway.
It's just that as a licking dog, you have to do the obligation of a dog, licking is okay, but you must not daydream about the sky, delusional licking the goddess to your hand.
You don't have to think about it with your ass, is the goddess who can lick your hands still a goddess?
Li Yuanyi made this low-level mistake, so he was beaten half to death.
With a "bang", under the unremitting efforts of gravity and gravity, Li Yuanyi, who was pasted on the wall, was finally detained by him.
The impact brought by the landing woke up Li Yuanyi in a coma.
Pain, very painful, very painful, pain is worse than death, this is Li Yuanyi's first reaction after waking up.
After the first reaction passed, the second reaction came out, and his inner thoughts were like this.
I, a big man of more than 100 pounds, was slapped by a little girl and flew so far, this is really ..... It's so heart-wrenching!
The goddess must have used a lot of force, right? Her little hands are so tender, she must be injured now, right? Maybe they're congested and swollen!
Why do you eat so fat, I should eat one meal in three days and lose 100 ...... Eighty...... No, lose 50 pounds!
For every pound I lose, the goddess will use less force to pump me, and her tender little hands will be less traumatized!
Men, you should be cruel to yourself!
Here, in Xiao Wan's field of vision, after Li Yuanyi woke up, his face was extremely distorted for a moment, and then, perhaps after adapting, he raised his head and looked at himself laboriously, with tears in the corners of his eyes, and his eyes were full of blame and sadness.
Somehow, she felt a pain in her heart, as if she ...... It's like a puppy that you raise is about to burp because of your own mistakes.
She really regretted it in her heart, she knew that the strength she used just now should have been less.
These days, you can't find a dog host like this with a lantern!
At the same time, Li Yuanyi also saw the regret in Xiao Wan's eyes, and his heart was instantly filled with surprise.
I knew that she definitely didn't mean to whip me, it was just her subconscious action, and I must have scared him!
No, I have to make amends to her, I can't make my goddess sad because of me!
Thinking like this, Li Yuanyi opened the system panel and directly pulled to the pill column, and bought all the pills that invigorate blood and dispel blood stasis, replenish qi and nourish blood, and rejuvenate beauty.
Li Yuanyi bought the pill, and Xiao Wan, who was a system, naturally knew it.
In principle, Li Yuanyi already owed her almost hundreds of millions of Wanjie coins, and it was impossible to sell him any more goods.
But now this licking dog host was seriously injured by her mistake, so Xiao Wan, who didn't want to lose this licking dog host, compromised, and finally sold it to him.
But regret is regret, this account still has to be kept.
"Female ...... Goddess, your hands must hurt, right? blame me for being too heavy, and making your little hands suffer so much. Li Yuanyi said guiltily.
While speaking, he also struggled to mobilize the strength in his body, crawled towards Xiao Wan, and dragged a long blood mark behind him.
Xiao Wan's eyes were red, she couldn't imagine that her licking dog could say something that moved her so much, and she couldn't help but take a step forward.
This step gave Li Yuanyi great encouragement, his prostrate movements accelerated, and a bright smile appeared on his face: "Goddess, don't cry, my heart will hurt like a pinprick if you do this, because it is punishing me, punishing me for making you cry!"
As he spoke, Li Yuanyi, who climbed in front of Xiao Wan, trembled and stretched out a fist and handed it to Xiao Wan.
Spreading out his palm, three pills of different colors obediently stayed in the palm of his hand.
He smiled and said, "Goddess, this is the pill I bought for you, your hands must be very painful, you eat them quickly, it won't hurt if you eat them." ”
"Hiss~!"
Everyone present gasped.
Ip Man, Xiongba, and 10,000 people looked at Li Yuanyi as if they were looking at God, shocked and admired at the same time, but there was also a trace of pity...... It's a pity to lick a ...... Ay~
Baguio was as envious as ever, and the envy was mixed with deep emotion, and she swore that she would find such a husband in the future!
Zhang Xiaofan: Hey, hey, it's too much!
As for Zhen Hao, he was scratching all over his body, fidgeting, and holding the remaining white fungus soup and pouring it into his stomach in one go.