There is a firewood house in the back garden.

It seems that the firewood room is not a firewood pile, but a person, and whoever catches the robber will lock him up in the firewood room.

There are spiders, rats, dog poop and cat urine in this wood room, broken pots and bowls, and leftover coal dust...... There was almost everything, but there was no firewood, not even a single piece of firewood.

And no one either.

Nangong Ugly, who was tied up like a zongzi, is gone.

There was only a pile of rope left on the ground.

Guo Dalu was stunned for a long time, picked up a broken rope and looked at it: "This was cut by a knife." ”

Yan Qi said: "And it's a quick knife." ”

Only the rope cut with a quick knife will make the cut so neat.

Lin Taiping frowned and said: "In this way, he didn't escape by himself, someone must come to save him." ”

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "I really can't imagine that even this kind of person will have friends." ”

Yan Qi said: "Could it be those two little ghosts?"

Guo Dalu said: "No, they have neither such great ability, nor are they so bold, and they are ......"

He suddenly smiled again and said, "Where children are, they are just like women. ”

Yan Qidao: "Which point?"

Guo Dalu said: "Children are not very righteous...... They simply don't understand. ”

Yan Qi glared at him, and Lin Taiping had already hurriedly said, "Could it be a golden retriever poodle?"

Guo Dalu said: "How do you think of him?"

Lin Taiping said: "I didn't see the golden retriever poodle that day, maybe Nangong Chou had let him go, maybe they were colluding at all." ”

Guo Dalu shook his head and said, "Even if a person like Nangong Chou can do anything, at least there is one thing that he will never do." ”

Lin Taiping said: "Which thing?"

Guo Dalu said: "He will never keep others to share the spoils with him." ”

He smiled and explained, "If there are three bowls of rice on the table, even if he can't eat them, he won't leave one bowl for others to share, and even if he dies, he will eat them all." ”

Lin Taiping said: "Do you think that the stick and the golden retriever poodle have been killed by him?"

Guo Dalu nodded and said, "I'm hungry." ”

This statement has nothing to do with what they are talking about now, not even at all.

You can't imagine a person suddenly saying this at such a moment.

Lin Taiping looked at him, his eyes wide open. Wang Dong and Yan Qi were also looking at him, as if they wanted to study this person, was the structure different from others?

Guo Dalu smiled and said: "When I said three bowls of rice, I already found that I was hungry, and when I talked about eating, I already thought that you hadn't eaten for at least half a day. ”

Wang Dong said: "When you say something, what will come to mind?"

Guo Dalu said: "It seems to be." ”

Wang Dong said: "When you talk about shit, do you think of ......?"

Before he finished his words, Guo Dalu suddenly turned around and ran out.

I ran to the toilet.

Wang Dong looked at it, his eyes straightened, as if he had been stunned.

Yan Qi let out a long sigh, and couldn't help but smile: "This person is really a genius. ”

Lin Taiping smiled: "There may not be many such geniuses in the world. ”

Yan Qi said: "Not only are there not many, I'm afraid there is only one like this." ”

Wang Dong finally sighed and said, "Fortunately, there is only one."

This is also the conclusion.

If there were a few more people like Guo Dalu, the world might be happier.

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Perhaps the closest animals to humans are cats and dogs. Some people love to have dogs, and some people think that there is no difference between having a cat and having a dog.

Actually, they are very different.

Cats are not like dogs. I don't like going out, I don't like running outside.

Cats like to stay at home, at most by the fire.

Cats love to eat fish, especially fish heads.

Cats also like to lie in people's arms and love people to gently touch their neck and ears.

If you feed it on time every day, often hold it in your arms, and gently pet it, it will definitely like you very much and be your good friend.

But you must not think that it only likes you alone, it belongs to you alone.

Cats are by no means as faithful as dogs. When you don't have fish on your plate, it tends to slip into someone's house and quickly becomes that person's friend.

The next time you see it, it may not recognize you, it may have forgotten you.

Cats certainly don't seem as fierce as dogs, but they are much more cruel than dogs. When it catches a mouse, even if it is hungry, it will never swallow it in one bite.

It must make the rat dizzy before it can enjoy it.

The cat's "hands and feet" are very soft, and it does not make a sound when it walks, but if you provoke it, its soft "hands" will suddenly reveal sharp claws, and scratch your head and bleed.

If a cat is not like a dog, what is it like?

Have you ever seen a woman? Have you ever seen a woman eat fish? Have you ever seen a woman lying in the arms of her husband and her lover?

Do you know who scratches a lot of men's faces?

Do you know why some men commit suicide, go crazy?

If you say that cats are like women, you are wrong.

Actually, cats don't look like women, but there are many women who do resemble cats.

The cat was black, oily, slick, and shiny black.

Guo Dalu was carefully studying the cat.

A person who is faint from hunger has no interest in studying cats. A man who is faint with hunger has no interest in studying anything at all.

Of course, Guo Dalu has eaten enough. Just like yesterday morning, when the meal was on the table again, they heard the cat rattling.

Guo Dalu suddenly said: "This cat is very full. And cats that are always well fed and often hungry will never look like this. ”

Yan Qi smiled and asked, "You've been studying this for a long time, and you're studying this matter?"

Guo Daluli ignored him, and said: "If these furniture, these wines and dishes, and the coffin were all sent by someone named Mr. Hao, then this cat must also be raised by him, so ......"

Yan Qidao: "So what?"

Guo Dalu said: "So Mr. Hao's home must be very comfortable and generous, otherwise this cat will never be raised so fat and strong." ”

Yan Qi blinked and said, "So what?"

Guo Dalu said: "If I were a cat and had such a generous owner, I would never go with others." ”

Yan Qidao: "So ......"

Guo Dalu said: "So if we let this cat go, it will definitely return to its owner soon." ”

Yan Qi's eyes lit up and said, "Then what are you still holding it for?"

Guo Dalu patted the cat's neck and said with a smile: "Brother cat, if you can take us to find your master, I will definitely invite you to eat fish heads every day." ”

He let go of his hand and sent the cat out the door.

Who knew that the cat jumped on him again, and stretched out its tongue to lick his hand gently.

Yan Qi smiled: "It seems that this cat must be female, and it has already taken a fancy to you." ”

Guo Dalu picked up the cat's neck and put it down.

The cat still circled around him.

Guo Dalu frowned and said, "Why don't you leave? Don't you want your master? He has always been good to you." ”

Wang Dong suddenly smiled and said, "Although the memory of the cat is not good, the brain is very clear. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Clear brain?"

Wang Dong said: "Since it knows that there are fish to eat here, why should it go somewhere else?"

Guo Dalu said: "But I'm not its owner, why should it entangle me?"

Wang Dong said: "You just fed it a fish, didn't you?"

Guo Dalu nodded.

Wang Dong said: "Whoever feeds it fish is its owner." ”

Guo Dalu sighed and muttered, "It seems that this is indeed a female cat." ”

Lin Taiping suddenly said, "What if there is no fish to eat here?"

Wang said, "Then it may go back." ”

Lin Taiping smiled: "I just hope that this cat can also recognize the way." ”

Cat's confirmation is on the way.

If it can't find anything to eat outside, no matter where it is, it will soon find its way home.

Afternoon.

There is nothing to eat from morning to afternoon, and both humans and cats will be hungry and unbearable.

Now even if Guo Dalu still wants to hold the cat, the cat refuses to let him hug it.

It flew out like a puff of smoke.

Guo Dalu followed.

Yan Qi followed Guo Dalu, and Lin Taiping followed Yan Qi.

Wang said, "You'd better not get too close. ”

Lin Taiping said: "What about you?"

Wang Dong didn't speak, only sighed, as if he felt that Lin Taiping's words were stupid.

He lay down.

On the left side of the hillside is a large deserted grave, and even in the Qingming season, few people come here to sweep the graves. Those buried here are not noticed when they are alive, and they are forgotten soon after they die.

There would not be many relatives and friends of the poor, let alone a poor man who died.

Guo Dalu often feels very emotional, and every time he comes here, he feels a lot of emotion.

But now there is no time for him to sigh.

The cat ran fast.

It quickly scurried into the graveyard and out again, and from a distance, it looked like a puff of black smoke.

It's not easy for anyone to catch up with a cat, and you don't have time to think about anything other than to chase it.

It's the same when chasing women.

Maybe it's because I don't have time to think about it, so I chase it.

If you think about it, you might turn back immediately.

Next to the cemetery, there is a forest.

There is a log cabin in the woods.

This is the jujube forest, the wooden house is made of jujube planks, Guo Dalu has been to this jujube forest before, but he has never seen this small wooden house.

It seems that the wooden house was built in the past two days.

The cat scurried through the woods and suddenly disappeared. But there was a burst of aroma coming from the wooden house.

It is the taste of braised pork.

Guo Dalu shrugged his nose and smiled

There was a fire in the hut, and meat was stewed on the fire.

An old man squatted on the ground fanning the fire, and an old woman was pouring sauce into the pot.

There was also a woman with long hair, who kept squatting next to them and kept urging them.

The cat scurried into the house and into her arms.

She was apparently the owner of the cat.

Guo Dalu finally found the person he was looking for. When he chased him to the door, she just turned around.

When the two men met their eyes, they were both taken aback.

Then Guo Dalu shouted: "Sour plum soup, it turned out to be you?"

The braised pork is stewed and cut into boxy, with at least four taels per piece.

Guo Dalu can just eat a piece in one bite.

The cat crouched at the foot of the sour plum soup, lazy. This is a very easy-going cat, does not necessarily eat fish, and is not averse to braised pork.

Whether it is a person or a cat, when you are hungry, you will not stop eating stewed braised pork.

After eating seven or eight pieces of meat, Guo Dalu sighed and said, "I didn't even dream that it would be you." ”

The sour plum soup pursed his lips and smiled.

Guo Dalu said: "Are you always so mysterious in doing things?"

The sour plum soup lowered his head and said with a smile: "I originally wanted to send it myself, but I was afraid that you would not accept it." ”

Guo Dalu said coldly: "You don't have to send these things at all. ”

Sour Plum Tang said: "You have helped me a lot, I can't help but show a little heart." ”

Guo Dalu said: "But we still can't accept these things." ”

Sour plum soup said: "Why?"

Guo Dalu said: "Because ...... Because you're a woman. ”

Sour plum soup said: "Women are also people. ”

Guo Dalu glanced at Yan Qi and said with a smile: "She spoke in a tone similar to yours. ”

Yan Qi grimaced and said, "If a man sends so many things, we can't accept them either." ”

Guo Dalu continued: "What's more, we've eaten you several times, and we're not embarrassed anymore. ”

Sour Plum Tang blinked and said, "Then, even if I keep these things here with you." ”

Wang said: "Then ask for rent." ”

Sour plum soup said: "I'll pay." ”

Wang said: "There is also a storage fee." ”

Sour plum soup said: "I will pay too." ”

Wang Dong said: "Ten taels of silver a day." ”

Sour plum soup said: "Okay." ”

Wang Dong said: "You have to pay first, and you can't owe money." ”

Sour plum soup smiled: "Can I pay for ten days first?"

She really took out a hundred taels of silver.

Wang Dong didn't move, but just stared at the big ingot of silver, as if he could see God.

Guo Dalu and the others were staring at Wang Dong.

They suddenly began to think that Wang Dong was inexplicable, and it was very unreasonable.

Others kindly gave him wine to drink, food to eat, chairs for him to sit on, beds for him to sleep in, and renovated his dilapidated house.

But he has to collect rent, and he has to pay it upfront.

"This guy is a fucking bastard. ”

Guo Dalu glared at him, and he almost couldn't help but scold.

Wang Dong's eyes had already moved away from the silver, staring at the sour plum soup, and suddenly said, "Are you sick?"

The sour plum soup was stunned and said, "Sick?"

Wang Dong said: "Not only is he sick, but he is very sick. ”

Sour plum soup smiled: "I can eat and eat, sleep and sleep, how can I be sick?"

Wang Dong said: "Maybe your illness is caused by eating too much." ”

He had no expression on his face, and said: "You spent money to buy so many things, and spent a lot of things to send here, but you still willingly pay me rent, if a person is not sick, how can he do such a thing?"

Guo Dalu smiled.

He began to feel that the sour plum soup was indeed sick, and it was indeed very sick.

Sour Plum Tang's eyes were rolling, and he said, "If I said that I did this just because I felt that I owed you a favor, do you believe it?"

Wang Dong looked at Guo Dalu and said, "Do you believe it or not?"

Guo Dalu said: "I don't believe it." ”

Wang Dong said: "If you don't even believe him, I'm afraid that no one else in the world will believe it." ”

Sour plum soup sighed and said, "So I didn't say that." ”

Guo Dalu said: "What are you going to say?"

Sour Plum Tang's eyes kept rolling, biting his lip, and said, "If a man falls in love with a woman and wants to marry her, will he do a lot of inexplicable things?"

Wang said, "Yes." ”

A man would do almost anything for a woman he had fallen in love with.

Sour plum soup said: "It's the same with women. ”

Sour Mei Tang said: "If a woman falls in love with a man and wants to marry him, she will also do a lot of inexplicable things. ”

Her face suddenly turned red, and she hung her head and said, "I...... I'm eighteen years old. ”

Eighteen-year-old girls usually think of one thing.

Get married.

Eighteen-year-old girl, who is not pregnant with spring?

This is a normal thing.

Guo Dalu smiled again and said: "You are not sick, men should get married, women should get married, and no one can say that you are sick." ”

He puffed up his chest and said, "But I don't know who you have your eye on?"

Yan Qi glared at him coldly, and said coldly: "Of course it's you." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "That's not necessarily. ”

Although he said "not necessarily" in his mouth, the expression on his face was already ten out of ten.

A man like him can't be found even if he plays a gong.

If Sour Plum Soup doesn't take a fancy to him, who else can he look at?

Sour Plum Tang was indeed looking at him, but he shook his head, covered his mouth and smiled: "Maybe it's you, maybe it's not you, I can't say it yet." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why?"

Sour plum soup said: "Because it's not time yet." ”

Guo Dalu said: "When will it be time?"

Sour Plum Tang's eyes flowed, and he lowered his head again, and said: "I always have to see if he is really good first, this is my lifelong event, and I can't help but be very careful." ”

Guo Dalu said: "You still can't see it?"

Sour plum soup said: "I ...... I'd like to wait a little longer and see again. ”

Yan Qi said coldly: "I think you better hurry up and watch, someone is already dying." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "It's okay, you look slowly, good people are always good people, the more you look at it, the better it looks." ”

Sour plum Tang Yanran said: "After I see it, I will be the first to tell you." ”

Yan Qi suddenly stood up, turned his head and walked out.

Guo Dalu said: "Why are you leaving? Isn't it good for everyone to chat together?"

Yan Qidao: "What is there to talk about?"

Guo Dalu said: "Don't you have anything to say?"

Yan Qi said: "I only have one sentence to say." ”

He didn't look back, and continued coldly: "Today's girls are indeed getting thicker and thicker. ”

Guo Dalu watched Yan Qi walk out, then shook his head and said with a smile: "Although this person's temper is a little weird, he is a good person, sour girl, you must not be angry with him." ”

Sour Mei Tang Yanran said: "My surname is sour, my surname is Mei." ”

Guo Dalu said: "The plum of plum blossoms?"

Sour Plum Tang nodded and said, "My name is Mei Runan." ”

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "It's plum blossoms again, it's orchids again, it's almost like opening a flower shop." ”

Sour plum soup smiled: "It's not an orchid, it's a man's man." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Mei Runan, this name is a bit strange. ”

Mei Runan said: "The meaning of this name chosen by my father for me is to tell me that you have to be like a man, you can't twist and pinch, you can do whatever you want, and say what you want." ”

Wang Dong suddenly said: "Lingzun has a spirit under the Nine Springs, and he will definitely feel very happy." ”

Mei Runan said: "Why?"

Wang said: "Because you have indeed lived up to his expectations. ”

Mei Runan's face flushed and said, "You...... Do you think I really do things like a man?"

Wang Dong said: "You are a woman?"

Mei Runan couldn't help laughing.

Guo Dalu also smiled: "You do do things more like men than many men, such as ......"

He lowered his voice very low and whispered: "Our friend Yan Qi is sometimes very much like a woman, not only a little sissy, but also often loses her temper for no reason. ”

Mei Runan said: "Do you think women often get angry for no reason?"

Guo Dalu only smiled and did not speak.

Mei Runan said: "Women are the same as men, if they are angry, there must be a reason, but men don't know." ”

She smiled and continued, "Actually, men are not as smart as they think. ”

Guo Dalu wanted to speak, but he couldn't help it.

He was determined not to argue with her, but to argue until she had her eye on the man she had a crush on.

Then he would tell her that men were at least always smarter than she thought.

She'll be convinced by then.

Guo Dalu smiled, as if he had imagined the beautiful scenery at that time, and the sour plum soup was lying in his arms, telling him that "that person" was him.

Then he will know who is smart. ”

Guo Dalu laughed so much that he could barely close his mouth.

Lin Taiping was also laughing.

Is he thinking the same thing?

If a person is not self-absorbed, he cannot be considered a real man.

Maybe not a person at all.

The reason why people are stronger than animals may be because people are self-absorbed, and animals are not.

Mei Runan suddenly said: "Actually, it's not bad for a man to be a little girly." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why?"

Mei Runan said: "That kind of person will at least not be very barbaric and rude, and must be more gentle and considerate." ”

Guo Dalu suddenly stood up, walked out with a twist, suddenly turned around, and asked Wang Dongdao: "Do you think I'm a little girly?"

Wang said, "Are you a man?"

Guo Dalu laughed and said, "I originally thought it was so, but now I can't even figure myself out." ”

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Moon. The moon is bright.

The round moon hangs in the treetops.

Yan Qi sat alone under the tree, stunned.

Guo Dalu suddenly came over and sat next to him.

Yan Qi frowned, widened his eyes, and said, "What are you doing here?"

Guo Dalu said: "Let's talk." ”

Yan Qi grimaced and said, "What do you have to talk to me about, why don't you go to Miss Namei?"

Guo Dalu touched his chin and said, "You don't seem to like her very much." ”

Yan Qi said: "There are enough people who like her, and I don't need to make up the numbers." ”

Guo Dalu did not speak.

Yan Qi glanced at him and said, "This afternoon, you seem to have a good chat." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Hmm." ”

Yan Qidao: "Since you had such a happy chat, why did you come to me?"

Guo Dalu suddenly smiled and said, "You are jealous." ”

Yan Qi's face seemed to turn red, and he said, "Jealousy, whose vinegar do I eat?"

Guo Dalu smiled: "You know that the person she likes must be me, but you like her very much, so ......"

Yan Qi didn't wait for him to finish speaking, he stood up and was about to leave.

Guo Dalu grabbed his hand, he shook it off hard, Guo Dalu grabbed it again, and said, "I'm here to talk to you about serious things." ”

Yan Gong frowned and said, "Serious business?

Guo Dalu said: "You seem to have said that there is a family surnamed Mei nearby, and there is a young master named 'Shiren' Mei Rujia. ”

Yan Qi said: "I said it. ”