Chapter 972: The Joy God Fits

In the vastness of Haohan, a hundred-zhang flying shuttle is racing at the extreme, its speed, nearly several times the thunder, around the shuttle, a circle of colorful halos are faintly floating, and where it passes, the laws of time and space all collapse.

The shuttle is like a palace, more than a dozen pavilions are in order, the front end of the shuttle, and a living room of dozens of zhang in size. At this time, there were already eight people sitting in the living room, four men and four women. The man in sunglasses in the center is crossing Erlang's legs, holding big meat in his mouth, and humming an unknown tune in his snort.

"Master, are you sure you can reach the Mountain of the Gods by sitting like this?" asked the little beauty in the green dress with a frown.

"Of course, it's okay to lie down! Or let's go to the back room and have some fun, and after the spring breeze is three or five degrees, we will arrive at the foot of the sacred mountain. Maybe you can even sow a seed on the way through time and space. The man in sunglasses smiled lewdly.

"Bah! The old lady has sown countless stubbles with you, and every time it is empty joy. Not to mention that the ninth lady in the family laid eggs, even a few wild flowers also blossomed and bore fruit, and the old lady had the heart to vomit blood. The little beauty in the green dress hummed without hesitation. directly made Jin Ying and Lan Aya on the left big position red-faced.

The old beauty in the red dress kept staring out of the purple window, and said with emotion: "Boy, this shuttle is an artifact, right?"

"Hey, old lady, the kid doesn't know, anyway, it's definitely faster than your son-in-law's little golden cat." If you look closely, you may be able to see him there. Tianjiu said loudly.

"Alas, the old man had seen him just now. He also seems to glance at our presence. ”

"Ouch, what's the old man's face?" Tianjiu turned over and sat up.

I glanced at him tilting his head, frowning, and then disappearing behind him. The old beauty replied softly.

"Look, I said what's the matter, my father-in-law's kitten is one and a half times the speed of thunder, and we put him down in the blink of an eye, at least three or five times as fast as his. What kind of fairyland, it's not just a play. Big brother, don't you be wronged by a few stones?"

"Hmph! Don't call me big brother in the future!" Hong Ye snorted coldly. Close your eyes and breathe, and ignore this nasty creature.

In the endless expanse, a million-strong mountain spans the world, and the giant mountain is 100,000 miles in circumference. The fog is curling all day long, and the churning fog is empty, and the purple and black peaks can be faintly purple. The haze appears nine colors from bottom to top, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white. The color height decreases step by step, red is 300,000 ta, orange is only 100,000, and to the top of the white, there are only 1,000 taels.

On the four directions at the bottom of the giant mountain, there is a whirlpool of the size of a thousand zhang that circulates all day long, and people come out of the whirlpool from time to time. From time to time, a figure stepped in. This is the supreme place of immortal cultivators, the Mountain of the Gods.

In front of the whirlpool, there is a boulder, and there are seven strong characters engraved on the boulder: Don't ask the common people to ask the way of heaven.

The Mountains of the Gods yearn to extend a thousand-mile plain, and the scenery here is picturesque. There are small bridges and flowing water, grassland grazing horses, and green willows.

A pair of horses galloped from a distance, eventually stopping in front of the whirlpool. On the back of the horse, a man and a woman flew down. The man is burly and wears a purple robe, while the woman has a bee waist and willow eyebrows, and a light blue palace skirt. Two on their backs. They all carried a seven-colored guqin on their backs.

"Le Gongzi, do you have to go up the mountain?" asked the delicate woman like a spring.

"Let's hesitate for thousands of years, and this time I must go up the mountain to try. Not for the Great Dao, not for the Divine Seat, but for the Divine Comedy!" the purple-robed man's handsome face was full of determination.

"However, it is easier to go up than to go down. In front of those gods, Childe can be said to be powerless, and it is unknown whether he can climb tens of thousands of feet, let alone walk to Shenza Villa. The woman said unbearably.

"Walking there is there, Le doesn't believe it. In the mountains, there is no place for Merlot except to kill. No Divine Comedy, no entry into the villa, and no turning back. ”

The woman in the blue dress quietly looked at the man for more than ten breaths, and bowed her head slightly: "Alas, since you insist on going up the mountain, Yuzhu will say goodbye to you forever." Can you let Yuzhu make another song with you, and it won't be in vain for us to have a thousand years of friendship?"

"Okay! After stroking this song, let's say goodbye!" The purple-robed man nodded fiercely, waved his hand to wipe the seven-colored guqin behind him, sat down cross-legged, and gently placed the piano flat on his lap.

After a few breaths, the beautiful sound of the piano shook the sky, sometimes low as crying, sometimes high and high, and the thousands of miles of plains were bathed in a peaceful and beautiful melody......

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" a slightly obscene cheer came, and the eight figures suddenly appeared behind the two of them who were immersed in the strings.

Four men and four women, the one in the front of the blue robe and sunglasses, and a purple kitchen knife pinned to his waist.

"...... are you?" the purple-robed man stood up when he heard the voice, and the woman also got up quietly, and couldn't help but pull the man's arm.

"Rob, rob, rob, rob, rob!" The man in blue robes and sunglasses wiped out the kitchen knife and pulled a string of knives.

"It's not...... Brothers, fairies, Le is a pianist, and he doesn't collect any money in his life. "The man holds the guqin in one hand and the woman in the other.

"Then you have a good body and skin, and the old beauty in the red dress behind you decided to eat you. Your chick is good, you have eaten!"

"No, no, no, big brother, we'll play you another song to help you have a smooth journey......" The purple-robed man's face was like earth.

"Draw your sword~!"

"Big brother! No...... Master, we don't have a sword!"

"Then take off your clothes and serve my old sister! My old sister has been hungry and thirsty for hundreds of years, just in time to quench her hunger!" The kitchen knife of the blue-robed man in sunglasses rested on the man's neck.

The purple-robed man sighed, and the guqin in his hand fell to the ground with a bang: "Master, can you let go of the jade beads? She has been happy all her life, sending beautiful music to thousands of gods and people at the foot of the mountain, and she has never had a drop of blood on her hands!"

"Well, it's not impossible to spare her, or I'll cut your bird!"

"Ah?!" the purple-robed man shuddered.

"Ah what?!The master knows that you used to be a great monk, and for the sake of beauty, you actually no longer chant the scriptures! The master has cut you now, and if you go back to being a monk, the master can spare you!

The purple-robed man in the ...... was completely stunned, not knowing how to respond.

"Forget it, boy, my sister won't eat such a man who has no power to tie his hands. Although this fairy is good-looking, it is obviously not your cup of tea. Let's go, don't delay the time to go up the mountain!" the old beauty in the red dress shook her head and smiled bitterly, and reached out to brush away the purple kitchen knife.

"Don't mind, old sister, it's better to have food than not to eat. Who knows what the road up the mountain looks like, in case you haven't found the old man yet, you hang up, wouldn't it be a loss!"

"Dead boy, you're foolish again, the old body eats you, and then climb the mountain!"

"Ahem! Boy, surrender! Okay, Leshen Buddha, you can show up!" The blue-robed man bared his teeth, his divine consciousness rolled out, and a big monk in a golden robe suddenly floated out of the air, standing side by side beside the purple-robed man.

"...... you?" The purple-robed man looked surprised when he saw the Joygod Buddha.

"Amitabha! Buddha! Lao Gong is a divine thought that you left in the Book of Musical Nerves, can you remember?"

"But, you...... You have clearly become a divine mirror, and your power is incomparable......"

"Yes! The old man had a coincidence, and he had to be taken care of by the little donor, and finally cultivated into a positive fruit, and now his body contains nine mirrors, which can peek into the void and learn from the sun and the moon. I went to the sacred mountain to win the status that I should be the god of music. Will you go with me?"

"This ...... ......?" the purple-robed man looked at the Le Shen Buddha, his face changed violently.

"Hahaha! Master, your body is already obsessed with beauty, you better go up the mountain alone!" Tianjiu laughed.

"Amitabha! Color is emptiness, emptiness is color! Buddha-figure, you have composed music under the sacred mountain for thousands of years, and you know very well the warmth and coldness of the human heart, and the old man has obtained the energy of chaos and the power of killing. If you and I are combined, we will surely achieve great things. You can merge with the old man, and the old man can also be combined with you. ”

The woman in the blue dress smiled, took the slender hand of the purple-robed man, nodded and whispered: "Young Master Le, our fate is over, since you have decided to go up the mountain, why do you care who you are? The master is right, for the obsession in my heart, let's fit!"

The purple-robed man sighed, nodded vigorously, and was about to move.

Tianjiu suddenly raised his hand and drank: "Wait!, in the consciousness of the kid, the masters of the Great Divine Comedy are all suave and unruly, drinking and eating meat and soaking women, everything is complete." Your deity is more in line with the image, I think you should enter his body. You can't ask him to accommodate you just because you're strong, right?"

"Amitabha! Buddha is in your heart, go to become a Buddha, and the old man will listen to you!" Master Leshen smiled, his body shook slightly, and when the purple-robed man was stunned, the golden light swept by, and suddenly submerged into the man's body.