Chapter 9 The Bodhisattva and the Bug_01
Money is indispensable for men, and so are women.
Money can cause trouble, and women can cause even more trouble.
In addition, money has one thing in common with women: it comes easily, and it must go quickly.
Guo Dalu has always believed that he is a very principled person, and he has principles in everything he does.
His principle of eating ducks is: "When there is meat, never gnaw on the bones, and when there is skin, never eat meat." ”
Now that the duck had been skinned, the skinned duck looked like a fifty-year-old woman stripped naked, and suddenly became indescribably bloated and ridiculous.
Yuzu looks like a twenty-year-old woman, the cleaner the skin is peeled, the better it looks.
Few people can associate women with ducks, Guo Dalu can.
When the wine had drunk his stomach and the money had been in his pocket, he could immediately think of women from anything.
Now the wine has been drunk and the jewels have been divided into four portions.
Guo Dalu blinked, and suddenly said, "What are your plans?"
What's going to be? No one is going to do it.
Yan Qi glared at him and said, "What are your plans?"
Guo Dalu stared at the duck that had only been skinned, and said, "Everyone has been holding back for a long time, of course they should all go to activities today, otherwise the bones will be rusty." ”
Yan Qi said: "Our bones are not like you,—— they will itch with a few dollars." ”
Guo Dalu sighed, smiled again, and said, "Even if I'm a cheap bone, I want to go to the event anyway." ”
Yan Qidao: "Do you want to be alone?"
Guo Dalu said: "Hmm." ”
Yan Qi sneered and said, "I know that some people only want friends when they are poor, and as soon as they have money, tricks will come." ”
Guo Dalu glared and said, "Haven't you ever been alone?"
Yan Qi turned his head and said, "If you want to go, let's go, and no one will hold you." ”
Guo Dalu stood up, sat down again, and said with a smile: "I just want to be alone for a day and a half, and we will meet again tomorrow night." ”
No one paid any attention to him.
Guo Dalu rubbed his hands and said: "Since Mai Laoguang has been arrested, there is no good restaurant here, I know that there is a Kuiyuan restaurant in the county, the wine and food are good, fortunately, the county seat is not far away, how about we meet there tomorrow?...... I'm in for a treat. ”
Still no one paid attention to him.
Guo Dalu was anxious and said, "Am I not even able to do it alone for a day?"
Wang Dong rolled his eyes and said, "Who said no?"
Guo Dalu said: "So will you go tomorrow?"
Wang Dong said: "Can't you buy the wine and food from the Kuiyuan Pavilion and invite me?"
Guo Dalu said: "Please, don't be so lazy, can't you? You should also go and buy a few new clothes to change, even your people will get moldy if you wear this set of clothes." ”
Wang Dong suddenly stood up and walked out slowly.
Guo Dalu said: "Where are you going?"
Wang Dong said: "Go to Mai Laoguang's bed." ”
Guo Dalu said: "What are you going to do?"
Wang Dong sighed and said, "What else can you do when you go to bed? Of course you go to sleep, do you go to bed to do something else?"
Guo Dalu smiled, he really wanted to do something else, and it was indeed in bed.
He stood up and said with a smile: "It's okay for you to sleep here, anyway, you have to go to the county seat tomorrow, and you don't have to run back and forth when you go home again." It's also good to be able to walk a little less. ”
Wang said: "That's right. ”
Guo Dalu glanced at Yan Qi and said, "Are you going with Boss Wang tomorrow?"
Lin Taiping nodded, but Yan Qi said lightly: "I'll go with you today." ”
Guo Dalu was stunned and said, "But...... I ......"
Yan Qi also glared at him and said, "How are you? Could it be that once you have money, you really don't even want friends?"
Guo Dalu walked all the way, sighing all the way.
Yan Qi glanced at him from the corner of his eye and said, "What's the matter with you, what's uncomfortable?" ”
Guo Dalu had a bitter face and said, "It seems that I have eaten badly, and my stomach is a little uncomfortable." ”
Yan Qi said coldly: "I think the sad place for you is probably not your stomach." ”
He suddenly smiled and said, "Actually, I already know what you are sad about. ”
Guo Dalu said: "Do you know?"
Yan Qi's eyes rolled, and he said: "Experienced people know a sentence, called 'single prostitution and double gambling', how can I not know." ”
Guo Dalu was stunned for a long time, only smiled, and said with a wry smile: "Do you think I left you alone and wanted to sneak away to find a woman?"
Yan Qi said: "Don't you mean that?"
Guo Dalu stopped talking.
Yan Qi said leisurely: "Actually, this is not a shameful thing, if a man has money, who doesn't want to find a woman?"
Guo Dalu immediately asked, "Do you mean that too?"
Yan Qi stopped talking.
Yan Qi said: "To be honest, following you is to ask you to take me, I know you must be very experienced in this area, right?"
Guo Dalu let out a "hmm" and suddenly coughed.
Yan Qidao: "A romantic and dashing playboy like you, of course, must know where to find the best woman." ”
He glanced at Guo Dalu out of the corner of his eye, and said, "Since everyone is a friend, you can't help but show me a clear way." ”
Guo Dalu's face seemed to be a little red, and he muttered, "Of course, of course ......"
Yan Qi said: "So how should we go now?"