Chapter 112 Learn to keep a low profile
Shi Zi sat quietly on the bed and looked at Tong Muhe in front of him, and Tong Mu jumped back and forth in front of him.
Shi Ziyi also sighed and asked, "Is there no remedy for Elder Tong?" Will my physique be used as a magic weapon to resist lightning tribulation in the future, it feels a little scary?"
Tong Muhe didn't hear back and forth, but after jumping back and forth for a long time, he looked at Shi Zi and sighed the same, "Your immunity to thunder and lightning is a trivial matter, your friends thought of it, and naturally those old foxes of the sect also thought of this matter, I wonder if there is anything missing, I originally wanted you to cultivate in a low-key manner, but I didn't expect you to become a dazzling star of the sect."
Shizi also smirked, and his hand kept patting his head, thinking that this was a compliment, right?
Tong Muhe drew on the ground with his mouth and said, "This small half-year cultivation is really eye-catching, whether it is your strong financial resources, or the characteristics of your Yin Spirit Root, plus your tricks are all too much for the sect to be caught off guard, presumably all your news will be sent out by the spies of the sect, and when the time comes, we will not be able to go to the rest of the places except to hide in the sect."
Shizi turned over and lay on the bed disapprovingly, and said, "Old Tong, you're exaggerating, isn't it okay to go out to find a crowded assembly or a market registration and auction?"
Tong Muhe shook his head, raised his head and sighed again, "You are quite happy, you look at everything stupidly, you are a yin spirit root is a waste, and there are countless wealth on your body, for them you are a piece of meat that anyone can take a bite of, don't expect your one-and-a-half moves, in my eyes it seems to be an unformed move"
Shi Zi was very unconvinced and said, "My moves are not much more powerful than those fireball techniques and wind blade techniques."
Tong Mu's face changed as soon as he opened his mouth and scolded, "Idiot, you are really hopeless, stupid to death, fucking not good compared to the basic spell of the entry, is your life so great?"
Shi Zi pouted and said, "Hey, I'm just a little stupid, if I were as shrewd as Zheng Lao, I would definitely be here again."
Tong Muhe spread his wings and flew to the bed and landed directly on the stomach of the stone, and the stone broke out in a cold sweat when he saw Tong Mu's glittering beak, like an unbreakable awl.
Tong Muhe said as if he suddenly realized, "You think about what Zheng Hao's old fox would do if it was Zheng Hao, and you will analyze it according to his character."
Shi Zi began to think back to Zheng Lao's way of dealing with people and using his cunning and evil methods.
Shi Zi thought about it for a long time before he looked at Tong Muhe, who was thinking, and said with a smile, "I know, this is still the story of the old man in the iron hat telling us when he was young."
Muhe immediately interrupted, "Wait, the old man must find a good seat to listen to the story, and then drink good wine"
Shi Zi smiled and said, "It's a short story, you don't have to do this."
Tong Muhe smiled and said, "Idiot, I will draw inferences from stories and think of many things, and whoever listens to you will be happy."
Tong Muhe took out the beautiful little gourd, grabbed a tea bowl and poured the wine, Shi Zi began to talk, "The old man in the iron hat said that Zheng Lao was born as a fox spirit reincarnated person, when he was young, he took a few fox skins and some scattered silver stolen from the squire's house, ran for more than ten miles in one go, and set up a stall in a market to sell fox skins."
"Sold fox skins, it's already late at night, if you live in a guest house, you may be caught, because the squire has contacts with local officials, so he is ready to mix into a beggar, spend the night in the broken land temple, Zheng Lao went to the restaurant to eat a bowl of noodles and then asked for a bowl of soup and water"
"The noodle stall owner was very surprised that Zheng Lao went out with a soup bowl, splashed water on it under a dusty corner, turned around and changed the bowl back, and then came back to get a small stick and began to play with the mud, and after the mud was finished, he took off his small cloth shirt and put it in the mud, and began to paint the whole small cloth shirt with muddy water, picked it up and looked at it and put it on."
"First put on the back and start rubbing the body with your hands, then take off your clothes and wait for the mud on your body to dry, and then put on the mud on your face in turn, then let go of the bun, find some weeds and stick them on your head casually, and then generously go to the land temple to sleep with the flowers, and put the broken silver into a tree hole with a few copper plates on your body."
Shizi took out a piece of fruit and took a bite, and then said: "This night, he slept incense, got up in the morning, took out the silver, turned around, and went straight to the city gate, he was going to another city, he tied one leg with a stick, and then went to the roadside to find the carcass of a wild dog, and smeared it on his leg with black and smelly dog blood."
Shizi took another bite of the fruit and said with a smile: "Hehe, in order to pretend to be lame, Zheng Lao put a few small stones into his shoes, ate a bowl of noodle soup with a copper plate, and calculated a hexagram with a copper plate, in fact, just to ask for a piece of bamboo pole to use as a crutch, put the broken silver into the bamboo tube, and then filled it with soil surface, and then limped out of the city."
Tong Muhe laughed, feeling that this Zheng Hao was too much of a snake, and interrupted Shi Zi and said, "Does he need such a disguise? It's the same as asking for a meal flower, is it necessary to pretend to be lame?"
Shi Zi shook his head and said, "You don't understand the human world, you old bird has been mixed up for ten years, let me tell you, the war between countries in the human world has been catching strong men year after year, and life and death are not determined by themselves when they go to the battlefield, Zheng Lao is in the prime of life, and he has no disabilities, and he has to be arrested as a soldier as soon as he arrives at the city gate, and he doesn't pretend to be like a convoy in the future, old bird, don't interject Okay, if you want to listen to the story, you will give me quiet"
Tong Muhe was caught off guard by the stone's scolding, and the wine sprayed the stone in his face, and then scolded loudly, "You want to die, the fool thinks you have the ability, right, and be careful to clean up after the nonsense."
Shi Zi regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, and now he was in a cold sweat, and he smiled awkwardly and then said, "After everything was ready, he went straight to the city gate, and when he arrived at the city gate, he was naturally interrogated, and when the soldier was about to check his legs, a soldier just squatted down and smelled a foul smell and saw the thick black blood, and let him go at that time, so Zheng Lao limped out of the city."
"When he went out of the city, he took off his clothes clearly and cleanly, and his hair was neat, he knew very well that the common people would not be arrested and sent to serve as soldiers in these days, so he had to become a trader, even if he paid heavy taxes, he had to exchange for freedom."
"Then he began to walk around the villages, with the money from the sale of fox skins, collected some small goods, made a cart and started a small business, he did not walk like others but learned to walk like a merchant, he walked all the way to sell all the way plus to receive goods, never stayed in one place for a long time, according to his words, at first he must not let others know that he has money"
After the story was told, Tong Muhe nodded, grabbed the wine gourd and went straight to the study on the second floor, and waited for a sentence to come up on the second floor: "Meditate and cultivate, sleep your sleep, mine will give you a good thought, what to do to be safe"
As soon as Shizi stretched his waist and began to meditate and practice, Shizi felt that it was good to have this old bird, and all the bad ideas were done by him, and after meditating, he fell asleep.
I got up about noon, and I saw Tong Muhe on the incense burner case, Tong Muhe looked at the stone who woke up and said, "How did you wake up lazy pig, you slept really long, you haven't slept on the bed for a long time, how do you feel?"
Shizi moved his body, gave a bright smile to Tong Muhe, and then said: "It's really comfortable, sleeping on the bed, the body and mind are all relaxed, and I feel that the aura in the meridians is running more happily."
Tong Muhe looked up at the sky and sighed, "Hey, fortunately, they don't know the goods and asked you to pick up the cheap, so quickly let your newly promoted cultivation stabilize in just one sleep, you are really a lucky person, who could guess that this bed has a stable realm, this treasure is a bit unbelievable for you to pick up in vain"
Shi Zi scratched his head, looked at Tong Muhe and asked, "Why do you have to be stable after the realm is raised, has it been written in the book?"
Tong Muhe turned his head and looked at the window and said, "Actually, you say so, that is, the writer's thoughts, in fact, the stability of the realm is very important, once the realm is broken, there will be a period of meridian adaptation, but the writers are very genius or for the sake of face, because the heavenly spiritual root is very quickly stable after breaking through the realm."
Shi Zi pursed his lips and rolled his eyes, and said with a disdainful face, "Don't think too highly of yourself until you are a baby, I look down on such people, and I am responsible for the people who read books."
Tong Muhe laughed and said, "Okay, well, I'll come and see a book when you are an adult."
Tong Muhe looked at the stone and said, "You will be surprised when I say one thing, all the books in the Southern Demon Continent are written very clearly in the experience, and the subdivision is also very clear, and all kinds of spiritual root attributes will tell you how to stabilize the realm after breaking through."
Shi Zi opened his mouth wide and said in surprise: "Isn't the Northern Demon cultivating demon skills, and also cultivating yin and poisonous skills?
Tong Mu looked up to the sky and laughed and said, "Remember that the opposite side has no friends and is an enemy, so the authors will criticize and slander each other, do you know what the Northern Demon calls the Western Immortal Cultivator?"
Shi Zi pursed his lips and smiled, "Hypocrite, right?"
Tong Muhe nodded and said, "There are also those who say so, most of them are called black-hearted ghosts."
Shi Zi laughed and said, "Then there are also North Demon Continent and East Spirit Continent."
Tong Muhe shook his head and said, "The territory of a beast demon and the other is the Dongling I want to go to, both of them are dangerous places, their number is small but they are talented, and they must win more with less"
Shi Zi smiled and said, "Will there be fewer demons?" I think there are more demons than people."
Tong Muhe smiled and said, "Do you think it's easy to form a demon for a thousand years, demon real people are very domineering, because after they are cultivated, they can generally be a pair of more than one human cultivator."
Shi Zi's curiosity rose, and then he asked, "What kind of cultivator is Dongling, is it the same as you?"
Tong Muyi listened to Shi Zi's question and began to show off, "I am a holy relic of the Spirit Clan, when I cultivate to shake the heavens and the earth, is it good, Dongling is most likely the Demon Clan cultivating with the help of people, or the Wu Clan's witchcraft cultivators, in short, it is very chaotic, and there is anything to cultivate."
Shi Zi scratched and asked, "Then why is it named after the floating spirit, so mixed together?"
Tong Mu looked at the sky and sighed and said, "Dongfu is recorded in the book, there are people who flew to the heavenly realm, a beautiful fairy successfully flew to the heavenly realm, that Yuwan fairy is the first person to ascend to the lower realm, according to legend or higher, the auspicious clouds descend from the sky and walk away with a smile, and the fairy ladder is not so easy to climb."
Shi Zi blinked his eyes and said, "I know that she was recorded in the book, she was a bowl in the mountain temple and absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon before transforming into a spirit body."
Tong Muhe nodded, and then scolded sharply: "Fool, you remember for me, Lao Tzu is all pressed on you, don't fucking give me death, I will collect the aura of heaven and earth but will not absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, I don't have the true immortal cultivation method of the spirit clan"
Shi Zi nodded hurriedly, and he must cooperate well at this time, otherwise it will be easy to be cleaned up by this old bird.
Shi Zi asked in a low voice, "A bowl of essence will absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, why don't you, don't peck me, I just don't know before asking"
Tong Muhe was not angry, but laughed loudly, "She can't compare with me, I am the Heavenly Realm Spirit Jade Fallen to the mortal world, I can directly absorb the spiritual energy to the cultivators, drive the magic weapon, and also use the demon method or the spirit clan exercises"
"After her spirit body turns into a human form, she still has to hide from human cultivators, once she catches it, she will become a tool spirit for people to drive, she must hide and cultivate slowly, Lao Tzu is now except for you, and the rest of the people are meat and vegetables in my eyes."
Shi Zi pursed his lips, rolled his eyes and said, "Once someone else snatches you away, I can't do anything about you, and you'll be finished, what a big deal"
Tong Muhe was woken up by Shi Zi's words, and immediately opened his mouth and instructed: "No matter what happens in the future, even if I am caught, don't worry, with my current ability, you can hide tens of thousands of miles away, and wait for me to escape on my own, remember that you can't die, it's as simple as that" Shi Zi quickly nodded and agreed.
Shizi also knows what will happen in the future, but he must be accompanied by Tong Mu in order to live well.