Text Chapter 8 Go out of the house to play
Kyoto's streets are simple and straight, with shops on both sides of the street clearly visible and small stalls clustered together, so that the shops and vendors do not interfere with each other. The river is endless, and it is so lively.
Shui Ruoshan is like a bird flying out of the cage, bouncing along the way.
"What's this called?" Shui Ruoshan lay in front of a stall, shaking the drum in his hand.
"Rattle, haven't you seen it, girl?" was an honest young man setting up the stall.
"Well, I haven't. Shui Ruoshan kept shaking the drum in his hand, turned his head and asked the people around him, "Do you know why it's called a rattle?" Without waiting for King Yin to answer, he stretched out the drum in front of him: "Listen, shake it and make a bang, boom, boom, oh~ Why is this sound so beautiful, boom~ boom~ oh, oh, good!"
King Yin didn't respond to her stupidity, and was indifferent.
Shui Ruoshan wrapped a string of bells around his wrist twice, and the stall owner hurriedly said, "This is a child's neck." ”
"Just right!" she completely ignored the stall owner, shaking the bell in her right hand vigorously, and her voice jingled crisply, "His Royal Highness King Yin, why do you say this voice is so beautiful, oh haha, this girl has decided, from now on, as soon as this bell comes out, you will come to receive the order as soon as possible." Aha!"
King Yin wrinkled his scalp and said in his heart: What are you fantasizing?
"Ah~good~but~love~ These shoes are so small!" Shui Ruoshan picked up the shoes, put them in his hand, and quickly twisted his waist and stomped his feet, "I like it, I like it." ”
"Girl, this kind of shoes are called tiger head shoes, they are worn by children about one year old, these pairs are made by my mother, my fat boy likes to wear them!" the young stall owner's enthusiastic face was accompanied by a high tone full of happiness.
"Uh-huh, I'm going to ask for it, I can wear a pair. ”
The stall owner was stunned, and King Yin was also shocked at this time.
The young stall owner's stupid and stunned appearance is not a smart brain at the moment running at high speed, auditory hallucinations? no, absolutely not. Did she say "take, pair, I, can, wear", which suited her tiger head shoes? Didn't she tell her that they were worn by a one-year-old child, didn't you hear?
King Yin's stiff facial nerves were activated, this is the good sister that Shui Xiaoqing has worked hard to raise, how good! How knowledgeable and uncommon sense this is! That's it, I didn't hear the stall owner say that this is worn by a one-year-old child, will he grasp the point!
"Girl, these tiger head shoes are for one-year-olds. The stall owner tentatively emphasized the age limit with a fat index finger.
Shui Ruoshan nodded extremely seriously and smiled happily, "I know, you said it, I can't wear this so young, I want me to be able to wear it." ”
"But......." the stall owner was helpless, "this is for children." ”
"Oh, I know!" Shui Ruoshan patted his shoes, but he was impatient at first, "I don't want this, I want a big one." ”
At this time, King Yin looked at the sky speechlessly, Jian Ao shook his head between the stall owner and Shui Ruoshan with his mouth half-open, and Lan Qi stared at the back of Shui Ruoshan's head, in a vain attempt to study its internal uniqueness through the outside.
Big?"Oh~" The stall owner suddenly realized, "The girl is going to embroider shoes." ”
Shui Ruoshan pouted, stomped his feet, and was anxious, "I don't want embroidered shoes, I want tiger head shoes!"
"But it's a one-year-old ......"
"Oh, why don't you listen to it! Don't want a one-year-old child, I want to be big, I wear it! How can you do business so stupidly!"
The stall owner blushed and scratched his head embarrassedly, "But, that's embroidered shoes!"
"Don't! I want tiger head shoes!"
Well, it's back again!
Our King Yin has never been a patient person, he shouted in a low voice, "If you mess around again, go back to the house immediately!"
Shui Ruoshan took the pair of small shoes very sensitively, and snorted and smiled flatteringly at King Yin, "Don't be big, just this pair, how to look at it." Then he eagerly turned to look at other things, completely abandoning the attachment he had just had with tiger head shoes.
"What is this?"
The stall owner was finally rescued from the brain-twisting order just now without knowing the situation, and he was concerned, "Longevity lock." ”
"Where's this?"
"Dragon and phoenix bracelets. ”
"Ah, this is amazing, I've heard of this!" Shui Ruoshan took it in his hand, and his eyes were shiny and looked at it carefully, "Isn't it for the bride?
"No, it's for kids. The stall owner was a little timid when he said this for no reason. He was really worried that this girl would come up with a "give me the right thing to bring", and as soon as this question came out, he really couldn't resist it.
Shui Ruoshan nodded clearly, "It turned out to be used by the knot doll himself." ”
The stall owner was still thinking about the relationship between this doll and the dragon and phoenix bracelet, Shui Ruoshan suddenly blinked and looked at him with eyes that looked bright and were actually gossipy green eyes, "Is your fat boy married?"
Married?fat boy?1 year old?
The stall owner was confused and replied, "No." ”
"Then hurry up!" Shui Ruoshan shook the dragon and phoenix bracelet in his hand vigorously, "Otherwise, let your kid take the dragon and phoenix bracelet to trap the girl you like first, otherwise someone else will take it away." ”
The stall owner finally realized in horror that this girl's brain was lacking and not normal.
After listening to her random logic, King Yin on the side asked, "Do you know what a baby kiss is?"
Shui Ruoshan looked at him with an innocent expression of a smile, nodded, his eyes flashed with inexplicable excitement, and he had an expression that still had to ask, "Doll kiss, baby kiss, isn't it the kiss you got when you were a baby?"
King Yin snorted and took a long breath, whose doll can get married and show one to this king! He then asked, "Then what do you think the dragon and phoenix bracelet is?"
"A token of marriage! This is amazing! Trap all the little girls you like! But I still think that you should marry early to make sure that nothing goes wrong!"
Dare to love you, you should be a street ring! Whoever takes a fancy to whom! Still get married! Don't you want to have a hole anymore!
"Growing up together, reading together, playing together, will definitely become more and more affectionate! What a wonderful childhood sweetheart! Xiaomei Xiaozhu loves each other! Ah, ah, it's perfect! It's a pity that no one wants to marry me when I was a child? Ah, fortunately, I didn't ...... otherwise."
King Yin twitched the corners of his mouth, Xiaomei Xiaozhu? Shouldn't this be that he accidentally forgot that in addition to having no common sense, he is still a person who has learned knowledge! He said in a deep voice inexplicably, "The next one." "With this kind of idiot who has no common sense of life and doesn't know whether his head is congenital or acquired, it's hard to go out!
The young stall owner was still slanting at Shui Ruoshan with that suspicious, suspicious, sympathetic and complicated look, and by the way, he brought King Yin again.
Shui Ruoshan's sweet fantasies and arrogant words were interrupted, and King Yin drank her twice to make her a little depressed, and muttered casually, "Don't let me buy a big one, you have to wear small shoes for me!"
King Yin was stunned and clenched his back molars and choked on half a breath, he really wanted to scold, are you still reasonable?