Chapter 332: Demon Dance (Third Update)
(Go to the net.)
Li Yundong and Su Chan were grinding their ears and temples, but suddenly they heard such a cold snort, and they remembered that there was Ruan Hongling living next to them. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m. .
Su Chan was so frightened that she froze in Li Yundong's arms for a while, like a frightened deer, and after a while, she stuck out her tongue at Li Yundong in shock, and said angrily: "It's all you!
Li Yundong smiled quietly and said in a low voice: "It's because you are making too much noise." ”
Su Chan punched Li Yundong in the chest with a powder fist, and said angrily: "I hate it, it's because you're screaming too loudly." ”
Li Yundong shouted: "It's because you make too much trouble, so I call it well!"
Su Chan was ashamed and annoyed: "Where did I make a fuss, it's obviously you who made a fuss!"
She was annoyed and angry and drilled into Li Yundong's arms, scratching and biting: "Let you say, let you say it again." ”
Li Yundong laughed and covered Su Chan's mouth with his hand: "Shh, be quiet, otherwise you will be scolded." ”
Su Chan stopped at this time, she was like a general who had returned to the dynasty victoriously: "Hmph, let you go! However, these five dragons hold the pillar divine skill, you still have to cultivate by yourself!" After speaking, she smiled slyly and said with a grin: "I still don't cultivate, lest someone talk about me at that time." ”
Li Yundong was so depressed in his heart, he thought to himself: Why do people do bad things to me every time? Is it that next time I want to do something bad, I have to tell my fortune in advance and approve a hexagram? This is too exaggerated, right?
Li Yundong sighed and fell on the bed, Su Chan got up with a smile and helped Li Yundong cover it, she pursed her lips and smiled: "Yundong, I'm going back!"
Li Yundong had a sad look on his face: "Ah, are you leaving? Just leave your uncle alone, don't you want your uncle?"
Su Chan grinned and said, "I sneaked out, I'm going back!" After speaking, she leaned down, took a sip on Li Yundong's forehead, and said softly: "Good girl, the chick will be good to you in the future, she won't want you!"
Li Yundong looked pitiful: "Oh, you have to be the one who speaks!"
Su Chan has seen Li Yundong's majestic appearance a lot, where has she seen Li Yundong like this, she suddenly fluttered with joy, her heart was sweet and happy, and she almost softened her heart, so she stayed again.
But after thinking about it, she still walked to the door, and then whispered in a low voice: "Uncle, I'm leaving, the chick will miss you!"
Li Yundong winked at her: "Oh, uncle, I will miss you too." ”
Su Chan opened the door and kissed Li Yundong at the door, the corners of her eyes were full of charm, she grinned, turned around and left, leaving only the floating dark fragrance and the smile that seemed to be still in sight. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m.
Li Yundong looked at Su Chan's departing figure stupidly, and only laughed after a while, he waved his hand, closed the door in the air, pillowed his arms, and looked at the ceiling with his eyes, as if there was a chick on it, and he couldn't help but show a gentle smile.
When he first came back from his Yin God trip, he only felt that the Fox Zen Gate was trapped inside and outside, and the surrounding living environment was extremely sinister, but now he felt that the world was so beautiful, no conspiracy, any mysterious enemy was not worth mentioning, as if as long as there was a chick by his side, the sky would fall, and Li Yundong would not feel panicked at all.
"What are you afraid of, it's a big deal that the soldiers will come to block the water and cover the earth! If someone wants to move the Fox Zen Sect, then I will destroy his sect! Hmph...... However, for now, it is better to hurry up and find a place to live for these beauties who have brought disaster to the country and the people. Otherwise, I can't afford to cook so many meals every day. ”
Li Yundong thought about it, slowly fell asleep, and when it was just dawn the next day, he woke up from his sleep.
As soon as Li Yundong woke up and opened the door, he saw Ruan Hongling wearing a five-bird play on the balcony, she was originally a rare beautiful woman, with a graceful figure, and at this time she was wearing a close-fitting sportswear, which made her look more slim.
Ruan Hongling heard the sound, turned her head to look, and when she saw Li Yundong, she immediately snorted and sneered: "Did Li Zhenren sleep well last night?"
Li Yundong was embarrassed in his heart, and he said secretly: You little girl really can't open a pot!
Li Yundong raised his head and snorted, and said with a dry smile: "The weather is so good today!"
Ruan Hongling snorted coldly: "If Sister Ziyuan knew that you were in her bed......"
Li Yundong was shocked, hurriedly bowed, and said with a smile on his face: "Hongling Zhenren, you are chivalrous and courageous, righteous and thin, you won't betray me, right?"
Ruan Hongling and Li Yundong quarreled for the first time and gained the upper hand, and it was extremely difficult to meet Li Yundong who took the initiative to show weakness, she was secretly proud in her heart, the corners of her mouth involuntarily curled, but soon she turned her face again, and her chin was raised high: "Hmph, then maybe!"
Li Yundong sighed and said with a serious face: "Since you refuse to let me go, then I have to tell the others that Hongling Zhenren, a disciple of the Linggong Sect of the Zhengyi Sect, eavesdropped on the corner of the wall next door last night, and such gossip spreads, I don't know if it is powerful or not?"
Ruan Hongling was furious, stomped his feet and said, "Whoever listened to the corner of the wall all night!
Li Yundong laughed and slapped his face: "Look, you admit that you listened to the corner!"
Ruan Hongling was mad with anger: "Wow, you actually slandered me, obviously you were so loud that I heard it!"
Li Yundong clasped his hands together, looked like a monk, and said solemnly: "Amitabha, the external separation is Zen, and the internal chaos is determined. Go and see the net. If the outside is in the picture, the heart is chaotic; if the outside is detached, the heart is not in chaos; the nature is self-purifying and self-determined, just to see the situation, the thinking state is chaotic. If you see all the realms and your mind is not disturbed, you are truly determined. Hongling Zhenren, you can't cultivate at home!"
Ruan Hongling saw that Li Yundong was beaten upside down, and actually quoted the scriptures and said that she was not determined enough, she was so angry, she pulled her arms and sleeves and said angrily: "Actually use the "Lengyan Sutra" to pressure me, and bully my Taoist people have not read Buddhist scriptures! Tell you, Miss Ben has been reading Buddhist and Taoist classics since she was fifteen years old! Are you going to argue with me today!"
Li Yundong laughed and was about to speak, but suddenly the shadow of the Aster Fairy flashed, and he appeared on the balcony with a shocked body, looking at them with a surprised expression: "Who wants to argue? What is the difficulty of arguing early in the morning?"
Buddhists like to play meditation and prefer to debate the Dharma with others, and debating the Dharma is called debating. Ziyuan asked, Li Yundong suddenly smiled and said, "Where, I'm playing with Hongling." As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Hongling is a real person, do you say it?"
Ruan Hongling was so angry that she opened her mouth and was about to speak, but she suddenly thought about it: Ouch, no, this guy is as thick-skinned as a city wall, when the matter is said, he won't lose a single cold hair, but Miss Ben's reputation has been ruined by him, no, no, this kind of thing of killing 10,000 enemies and losing 3,000 can't be done.
Ruan Hongling glared at Li Yundong angrily, then snorted and turned his face away.
Zi Yuan looked at her puzzled, then looked at Li Yundong, and said curiously: "What's wrong with you two, you lose your temper early in the morning?"
Li Yundong hurriedly diverted the topic and said, "By the way, have all the little ones in my Fox Zen Sect woken up?"
Zi Yuan smiled slightly and said, "I woke up before dawn, and I know that you will take them out to see the house tomorrow, and they are all waiting for you to take them out for a walk." ”
Li Yundong couldn't help but smile bitterly: "How could I say that I would take them out to see the house, so many people ran out, this must not cause a human tragedy?"
Zi Yuan said with a smile: "Who let you be the head of this fox Zen sect, except for the Tianji Xuanhu, the heads of the fox Zen sect in the past dynasties are all firmly in control of their subordinates, lest these fox spirits run out and cause chaos in the world, you are good, just put them all down the mountain!"
Li Yundong looked at Ziyuan with a strange expression: "Why do I think you seem to be gloating?"
Zi Yuan pursed her lips and said, "Let you see it? Is it so obvious? However, I really want to know how you Li Zhenren will deal with these fox spirits." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard the little foxes shouting in unison outside: "Master, get up! Master, get up!"
These little vixens all have crisp and delicate voices, this shout is really like a group of birds singing in unison, Li Yundong's head is suddenly as big as a fight, Ruan Hongling gloated and laughed: "Li Yundong, Li Yundong, you also have today!"
Li Yundong glared at her, he turned around and walked to the balcony, taking advantage of the fact that the people in the community had not had time to poke their heads out, he quickly jumped onto his balcony, as soon as he landed, he saw the little foxes kneeling neatly on the carpet, one by one with their mouths open and ready to shout, but when they saw him coming back, they immediately closed their mouths and looked at him with blank eyes.
Li Yundong feigned anger and said: "Shout, why don't you shout louder anymore, and keep shouting!"
These little foxes glanced at each other, each spit out their bright red little tongues, and then twisted their heads together, looking back, Li Yundong also looked at it, only to see a person hiding behind this group of little foxes, sticking out his head to probe his brain, thief's eyebrows, and his eyes were dripping around, this person saw Li Yundong looking over, and he couldn't hide now, so he poked his head out with a hippie smile, Li Yundong looked at it, and saw that this person should be angry and happy, and his eyes were good, who was not Su Chan?
Li Yundong said angrily: "You are the leader?"
Seeing that Li Yundong was angry, Su Chan hurriedly lowered his head and walked over, pretending to be sincere, and said pitifully: "Head, I, I don't dare anymore." Then, she took advantage of her back to these little foxes, made a lip shape, and said silently: "I saw that Ziyuan passed, and I was afraid that she would see through something, so I quickly called you over." ”
Li Yundong suddenly said in his heart: The little girl is really a fox spirit, cunning and cunning! But this drama in front of her has to be done in a full set, otherwise how will this team be brought in the future?
Li Yundong deliberately made a face and said, "Forget it, punish you for helping me wash my clothes for a month!"
When Su Chan heard this, his face turned long: "Huh?"
But when the other little foxes heard this, they secretly said in their hearts: Where is this punishment?
They stopped doing it, and they all got up and shouted, "The head of the house will punish us too!"
"Boss, I'll wash your pants for you!"
"Boss, I'll help you wash your socks!"
There was also a little fox with clear eyebrows and said weakly: "Master, let me help you wash your underwear......"
Speaking late, seeing that Li Yundong's things were all covered, he had to ask tentatively: "Head, then I'll help you take a bath?"
These little foxes are all beautiful in appearance and have delicate voices, even the iron man will become a finger twister, Li Yundong vomited blood, he said in his heart: Although the Sprinkle family is determined, they can't resist the seduction of so many fox spirits!
Li Yundong scolded with a righteous face: "Bastard, you actually made fun of the head of the house early in the morning!"
Cao Yi on the side also scolded: "Nonsense, haven't you seen a man in your life?
Li Yundong was just about to respond loudly, but suddenly felt that this was not right: What do you mean by hunger? Am I so bad again? This Cao Yi usually looks quite steady, why do you sometimes lose her chain?
Li Yundong was secretly depressed in his heart, but fortunately, Cao Yi's words were finally normal: "Everyone is busy, let the head of the house go to wash!
Li Yundong secretly said in his heart: I didn't say that I would take you out with me, is it difficult, it was the chick who said it?
He glanced at Su Chan, and sure enough, Su Chan looked like a thief, and when he saw him coming, he quickly looked away.
Li Yundong snorted twice, walked to the bathroom, Su Chan was clever, hurriedly grabbed the front, and said loudly: "Head, I'll help you squeeze toothpaste!"
The other little foxes sighed one after another: Oh, I didn't grab such a good opportunity to make a sycophant, this Senior Sister Su Chan is really the first to get the moon near the water, and she is angry!
Li Yundong entered the bathroom, and saw Su Chan smiling and handing over the toothbrush that had squeezed the toothpaste, Li Yundong glared at her and said, "Stinky girl, why did you let them all go out with me, isn't it messy?"
Su Chan said with a hippie smile: "Stupid, are you looking for a house or are they looking for a house, you don't let them go, when they are not satisfied, something will happen, won't it cause you trouble?"
Li Yundong scolded with a smile: "Just you are smart! I think you want to go yourself, but you are afraid of what others will say, so you fake the holy decree and encourage them to go together!"
Su Chan's eyes widened, and his face was full of exclamation: "Uncle, you are really as wise as a torch, and you have fiery eyes! I can't hide anything from you!
Li Yundong glared at her: "Stinky girl, don't you take it as an example!" After speaking, he suddenly turned his head to look at Su Chan and said, "Hey, you don't go out yet?"
Su Chan covered her face and took a sip with a smile: "Don't look at it, it's so hairy!"
Li Yundong laughed, and when he was done, he walked into the living room, and suddenly not only were the top and bottom of the Fox Zen Gate neatly dressed and waiting for him, but Zhou Qin and Su Chan were also dressed up in a fancy way, looking like they were competing for beauty, and even Ziyuan and Ruan Hongling were standing in the living room looking at themselves.
Li Yundong was stunned for a moment, and said eating: "You, what are you doing here?"
Su Chan said with a smile: "Head, we are all waiting for you!"
Li Yundong was surprised and said, "Ziyuan, you want to go too?"
Zi Yuan smiled slightly, nodded and said, "If you have time today, let's just go and see the shop together, and you can't let the disciples of the Fox Zen Sect live in one place, and you live here yourself, if something happens to you at that time, how can you protect them?" So, let's find a place to live together." ”
Li Yundong smiled bitterly: "That's right. Alright then, let's go together!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the little foxes who were watching him suddenly cheered, opened the door and ran out in a swarm, cheering one by one, showing their teeth and dancing their claws.
"Damn, this is simply a group of little goblins who have released the mountain, and the demons are dancing wildly!" Li Yundong suddenly had an ominous thought flashing in his heart, "These guys won't demolish Tiannan City!"