Chapter 1 I read a lot, don't try to lie to me

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The only fairy world.

Nine Domains.

Under the Peak of the Gods.

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"Young man, thank you for your 5 years and 1 month of spiritual energy offerings, now that I have woken up, it is time for you to usher in a turning point in your fate, now, worship me as a teacher, I will teach you to become the king of all gods!"

In the empty room, a glittering villain came out of a red diamond ring and said to Zhao Kun.

This ring was obtained by him more than five years ago, and since he brought it with him, it had been absorbing Zhao Kun's aura and absorbing not a single drop. It is precisely because of this that Zhao Kun failed to graduate after studying in the Gengjin Academy under the command of Zhenyi Palace for 5 years.

There is still a week left until the final graduation exam, and if he fails to pass, he will be expelled from the Academy.

The True One Palace is one of the top sects on this continent, with the Ten Heavenly Stem Courtyards, and it is definitely an enviable thing to be able to enter one of them to practice. Whoever is replaced will not be happy to be expelled.

Just now, when he was eating duck neck, he accidentally dropped some chili sauce on the ring, and I don't know if it was because it was red like blood, the ring began to glow, and then the little gold man got out of the ring. According to the routine, Zhao Kun should catch up with its help and turn the tables against the wind in just one week. Since then, he has been boxing Gao Fu Shuai, beating Bai Fumei, and going to the peak of his life.

However, the first thing Zhao Kun did after seeing the little golden figure was to put down the duck's neck and grab its head, and then began to stuff it into the ring.

"Ahhhhh

"Why can't you stuff it in?" Zhao Kun didn't care about it, he just said, "You go back to the labor and management! Who let you come out? Continue to suck Lao Tzu's spiritual power, and you dare to stop and pinch your dog's head!"

"Woo woo woo wow...... "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

Zhao Kun stuffed it a few times, and found that it really couldn't be stuffed in, so he muttered: "Do you have to crush it to stuff it in?"

At this moment, the little golden man suddenly became excited, and quickly stopped crying and said: "Don't! Don't mess around! I am the son of the Ancient God Realm Destruction God King, tearing the main war god, I, I'm very awesome!"

When Zhao Kun heard this, he grabbed the little golden figure and threw it on the table: "Awesome, awesome!

"Ahhhhh The little golden man was smashed and dizzy, and begged for mercy again and again. Zhao Kun stopped.

"It's really weird, I'm obviously an illusory existence, how did you catch me?" The little golden man struggled for a while, and found that he couldn't break free from Zhao Kun's palm, so he dispersed the golden light all over his body, and turned into a mini beautiful girl with skin better than snow. She has long, wavy black hair and emerald green eyes that look like jewels. In terms of figure, except for the chest and a flat horse, everything else is perfect like a work of art.

The little golden man who turned into a girl made a pitiful appearance: "You pinch people so much, can you let go, little brother." ”

This look and this tone, if a dead fat house listens to it, I'm afraid it will be cute to die on the spot.

However, Zhao Kun suddenly turned his wrist and turned the beautiful girl upside down, and the skirt on her body immediately fell upside down in response to the call of gravity, revealing the blue and white stripes inside.

"Ahh

Zhao Kun took off the little blue and white and threw it aside, and then leaned over to take a look: "Why is there nothing? Didn't you say that you are the son of a god king? I thought there would be a big ding under your skirt." All he saw was a patch of smooth skin, without any organs that were inappropriate for children. This "beautiful girl" is neither male nor female!

"People are born angels, and they have no gender! Rare and weird!" the beautiful girl pressed her skirt and shouted, "You put me down!

"Angel?" Zhao Kun let go of her and observed curiously, "I remember that angels are a powerful ancient race, which became extinct two hundred thousand years ago, but I didn't expect that there are still survivors, you are really an angel?"

"Of course, if it's fake!" The beautiful girl is also very forgetful, and she didn't have time to wear the little blue and white when she picked it up, so she raised her head and crossed her waist and said proudly to Zhao Kun, "I'll just say I'm awesome." ”

Zhao Kun asked: "What about your wings? Angels have wings, right? And the aperture? I read a lot, don't try to lie to me." ”

The beautiful girl immediately wilted when she heard this: "I am now annihilated in my body, only my soul remains, and I have long since condensed the angelic holy wings and the aura of Godhead." ”

"You didn't say a Jiebao!" Zhao Kun had a disdainful look in his eyes that had no picture and no truth, obviously not believing it.

The beautiful girl was in a hurry, and she hurriedly said, "I have a way to prove it!"

"What's the solution?"

She pointed to the red diamond ring hanging around Zhao Kun's neck and said: "There is a drop of my essence blood in it, if you refine it, you can be reincarnated into an angel, and then you will be able to grow wings yourself, and the aura will also appear after condensing the godhead." ”

"Refining essence blood?" Zhao Kun's eyes narrowed, "If you don't come, there must be sequelae in refining this thing." ”

"No, no, how can there be sequelae, you refining my essence blood is equivalent to signing a contract with me and becoming an angel of honor reincarnation, from now on you are the spokesperson of the divine realm, and the responsibility of saving the world depends on you!"

"Spokesperson of the Divine Realm?"

"Yes!

"Honorary Reincarnated Angel?"

"Yes! Fight for honor!"

"Labor war, you pigskin!" Zhao Kun grabbed the beautiful girl again and threw it on the table.

While smashing it, he scolded: "You all said that I read a lot! You still want to lie to me! You still want to lie to me! Sign a contract, right? Reincarnate angel, right? Isn't this a routine of deducting and fooling people? Why don't you say that you have become a fairy girl? Believe it or not, labor and management have chopped you up!"

duang!duang!duang!

The table sounded rhythmically, and the beautiful girl screamed again and again: "Oops! Oops! Stop! Stop! It hurts! I'm not, I don't, I really didn't lie to you, woo woo woo ......"

"You can pull it down," Zhao Kun's hand was sour, and he threw her away, "I've seen too much of you, don't want to fool Lao Tzu." ”

"I, I'm not deceiving people, it's not a bad thing to become an angel," the beautiful girl said aggrievedly, "Also, the one who deceives people and becomes a fairy girl is called 'Cuppy', what kind of accent do you have, it's so non-standard, and it's a bit obscene." ”

"Isn't it just a deduction?"

"Come, read it to me, seven...... One...... O, Qiu, Kewpie. ”

"Seven...... Seven...... Deduction ratio. ”

"No, no, it's Kewpie!"

"Deduction ratio. ”

"Kewpie!"

"Deduction ratio. ”

......

"Oh, why are you so stupid, you can't even learn a word, Qiyi Oqiu. ”

"Seven...... Seven ...... "Zhao Kun, who hadn't come out of seven for a long time, simply grabbed her and smashed it on the table, "Buckle is it? Buckle is it, right?"

"Ahh

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Friendly reminder: This book is an independent work, and there is no situation where you can't understand it without reading other books. However, if you are interested, you can also take a look at my two old books, "Playing Online Games in the Immortal World" and "Being a Cartoonist in the Immortal World", and you may find some small easter eggs. )

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