Chapter 7 The Secret Under the Bed
Whoever hears the name of "Nirvana Villa" first and then goes there will inevitably be surprised.
Such a "rich" mountain villa is indeed very rare.
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "There were no lamps and no oil here, but fortunately I brought some candles back from the bottom of the mountain today, otherwise everyone would have to eat black." ”
Wang said: "Actually, it's quite interesting to eat black, I'm afraid I'm afraid that it will get into my nose." ”
The first thing he did when he got home was to take off his shoes and go to bed, but today he didn't even walk over, sat down far away, and said, "If you don't feel dirty, please sit on the ground." ”
The golden lion smiled: "This is the ancient style, our ancestors were originally sitting on the ground. ”
Guo Dalu said: "Our retro spirit is more thorough than anyone else, and we even sleep on the ground." ”
The golden lion said, "What about the bed?"
No one wanted them to notice the bed, but no one walked in without noticing it.
Wang Dong said: "I slept alone in the bed. ”
Guo Dalu said: "It's not that he is stingy as the master, but that we are dirty." ”
Only the three of them spoke in the room, Lin Taiping, Yan Qi, and the stick did not open their mouths, and the man in black did not even come in, standing in the courtyard with his hands behind his back, as if he had merged with the gloomy courtyard and the gloomy night.
The golden lion said: "Little brother has such a high martial arts, I don't know which master taught it?"
He automatically moved the topic away from the "bed", and of course others couldn't ask for it.
Guo Dalu said: "I have a lot of masters, but I am the only apprentice I have taught. ”
The golden lion said: "I don't know which ones?"
Guo Dalu said: "The mentor of enlightenment is the 'Divine Fist Taidou' Liu Hu Old Man Liu, and then the 'Invincible Knife' Yang Bin Yang Ergong, the 'One Shot Stabbing Nine Dragons' Zhao Guangzhao Teacher, the 'Divine Sword Iron Arm' Hu Deyang Hu Uncle ......"
The golden lion's eyes widened as he listened, and the more his name was said, the bigger the golden lion's eyes became, as if he had been stunned.
He had never heard of any of these names.
There is a very wonderful thing in the martial arts, that is, the more frightening the nickname, the more common the martial arts tend to be, especially the names such as "One Shot Piercing the Nine Dragons" and "Divine Sword Iron Arm", which are more like going to the rivers and lakes to sell tricks, the real famous sect master, if he has such a name, he will not have to make people laugh off his big teeth.
Guo Dalu finally finished talking about these well-known names, and said with a smile: "Have you heard of the names of the family teachers?"
The golden lion coughed twice and said, "Long looking up, cough cough, looking up very long." ”
Suddenly, as soon as he lifted his foot, the man had already jumped over, jumped to the edge of the bed, grabbed the edge of the bed, and the man jumped up and lifted the bed up.
Guo Dalu, Wang Dong, Yan Qi, Lin Taiping, the hearts of the four people seemed to have been raised.
If the five boxes under the bed were discovered, even if they could block the golden lion's knife, the claw of the stick, and the long sword of the man in black today, the stigma of being a thief would never be washed away.
They are still young, if they are burdened with the black cauldron of being thieves, when will they be able to hold their heads up?
Who knew that there was not even a box under the bed, nothing.
Guo Dalu almost couldn't help but scream.
The golden lion also seemed to be stunned, slowly put down the bed, and smiled reluctantly: "I saw a mouse under the bed just now, why did it suddenly disappear." ”
Wang Dong said coldly: "Is it a white mouse or a black mouse?"
The golden lion said: "This ...... I didn't see it clearly. ”
Wang Dong said: "White rats are wealth, and there are often white rats in the places where gold is hidden, and I will dig and dig tomorrow to see, maybe there are several boxes of gold buried underneath." ”
His face was still cold, and he didn't even have the slightest expression.
Guo Dalu glanced at him and said, "If Brother Jin is willing to stay, maybe he can make a small fortune." ”
The golden lion reluctantly smiled: "No need, I am born with no windfall luck." ”
Although the house is now dilapidated, the original building is very exquisite, and the ground is covered with a whole bluestone slab, and the cracks of the stone slab are covered with moss.
Anyone can tell that the slabs have not been touched for at least ten years.
The stick suddenly stood up and said, "I'm drunk and take my leave." ”
He obviously didn't drink even a drop of wine, and he was obviously talking nonsense with his eyes open, but no one wanted to expose him.
Everyone felt that this was a good time.
The stick and the golden lion walked for a long time, and Guo Dalu breathed a long sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It's still our boss Wang who is smart, if he hadn't moved the box away, we would have to be brilliant in front of the court today." ”
Wang Dong said: "Who is Boss Wang?"
Guo Dalu said: "Of course it's you." ”
Wang Dong said: "Do you think I will move these five boxes by myself and hide them again?"
Guo Dalu was stunned.
If you want the king to move the box, it may be easier to move the box than to move the king.
Guo Dalu grabbed his scalp and said, "If it's not you, who is it?"
He turned his head and saw Yan Qi.
Yan Qi said: "You don't have to look at me, I may not be much more diligent than Boss Wang." ”
Lin Taiping said: "I have never moved a box in my life. ”
His hands were white and thin, and they were more tender than a little girl's face.
Guo Dalu almost scratched his scalp, and said: "Since you didn't move the box, did the five boxes run away with your own long legs?"
Wang said: "Although the box has no legs, the sour plum soup has legs, and it must be a pair of good-looking legs." ”
What Wang Dong said is often the conclusion.
Except for the sour plum soup, they really couldn't think of anyone else who knew that there were five boxes under the bed, and no one else would move the boxes.
Yan Qi said: "Now that her purpose has been achieved, naturally there is no need to leave the five major boxes to us in vain." ”
Lin Taiping said: "So as soon as she saw us coming down the mountain, she took the opportunity to move the box away." ”
Wang Dong stretched his waist and said, "It's better to move away, otherwise I won't be comfortable lying on the bed." ”
Lin Taiping said: "I'm just curious about one thing, obviously none of us have glanced at the bed, how can the golden lion suspect that there is something wrong under the bed?"
Wang said: "Maybe it's because none of us have ever looked at the bed, so he will be suspicious." ”
This is also the conclusion.
The more you deliberately pretend not to care about a thing, the more you seem to care about it.
Especially girls.
If a girl is very kind to everyone else, and only ignores you, it may mean that she has no one else in her heart, only you.
Lin Taiping sighed and said, "It seems that this poodle is really a powerful person." ”
Yan Qi said: "This person is cunning and cunning, and he hides a knife in his smile, which is really much more powerful than a stick." ”
Guo Dalu hadn't spoken for a long time, and suddenly said at this moment: "The box was definitely not moved by sour plum soup." ”
Yan Qidao: "Isn't she who she is?"
Guo Dalu said: "If she wanted to move the box away, she wouldn't have stayed at all yesterday." ”
Yan Qidao: "Why?"
Guo Dalu said: "It is much more difficult to move those five boxes out of the city today than yesterday, why didn't she move them yesterday and move them today? Will she be a nerd?"
Yan Qi sneered: "Of course she's not a nerd, I am, I just can't think of anyone else who will move the box." ”
Guo Dalu suddenly smiled and said, "Why are you angry when I mention sour plum soup, are you also secretly taking a fancy to her?
Yan Qidao: "Why do you want to let her?"
Wang Dong sighed and said, "You haven't eaten the sour plum soup yet, and you've already drunk a few big bowls of vinegar, so why bother?"
Yan Qi also smiled.
He has a special smile and looks good.
When others start laughing, some of them smile first with their eyes, and some laugh first with their mouths.
When he began to laugh, it was his nose that smiled first, and his nose wrinkled a little, and then slowly two deep, deep dimples appeared on his cheeks.
Guo Dalu was looking at him and muttered, "If this kid wasn't such a person, I would definitely think he was a woman." ”
Yan Qi's eyes widened again, and said, "If I am a woman, you are a yin and yang person." ”
Guo Dalu said: "Of course I also know that you will never be a woman, but your smile and dimples ......"
Yan Qi said: "How about dimples? The meaning of dimples just means that they can drink, do you understand?"
Guo Dalu suddenly took his hand and said, "Let's go, let's drink." ”
Yan Qidao: "Where to drink?"
Guo Dalu said: "Down the mountain." ”
Yan Qi said: "The wine here hasn't been drunk yet, why do you want to drink it at the bottom of the mountain?"
Guo Dalu blinked and said, "I heard that Mai Laoguang's barbecue is made in the middle of the night, and I want to eat half of his freshly baked roast duck." ”
Yan Qi said: "I'm not as greedy as you, you can go alone." ”
Guo Dalu said: "You know I never drink alone. ”
Yan Qi said: "Otherwise, you can find Boss Wang to accompany you." ”
Guo Dalu said: "Even if you put a knife on his neck now, he won't get out of bed." ”
Yan Qi said: "If he doesn't go, I won't either." ”
Guo Dalu smiled: "You're not a big girl, don't you feel at ease to go alone with me?"
Yan Qi's face seemed to turn red, and said, "If you don't go, you won't go, why are you holding me back?"
Guo Dalu smiled: "I want you to go, whether you are a man or a woman, I have found you." ”
Wang Dong sighed: "I think, you should go with him, when you meet someone like him, it's just that you are careless in making friends, if you don't go, even I won't be able to sleep." ”
Yan Qi also sighed and said, "Fortunately, I'm a man, if it's a woman, then I really can't stand it." ”
Guo Dalu smiled: "If you are really a woman, I am afraid that I will not be able to stand it." ”
When you meet a person like Guo Dalu, there is indeed no way for anyone.
Yan Qi was still pulled out by him after all, and as soon as he walked out of the door, the two of them were stunned.
It was late at night, and the people in this mountain city should have slept several times, and some of them were even about to get up.
Who knows that the mountain is still brightly lit now, Guo Dalu has been here for three months, and he has never seen the lights in the mountain city so bright.
Guo Dalu said: "Is it the New Year today?"
Yan Qidao: "It doesn't seem to be yet." ”
Guo Dalu said: "It's not the New Year, why is it so lively?"
Yan Qi muttered: "During the Chinese New Year, I'm afraid that it won't be so lively here. ”
Guo Dalu took his hand again and said, "Let's go, let's go and join in the fun." ”
Yan Qi said: "I can walk by myself, why do you always have to hold my hand?"
Guo Dalu smiled and said, "If you don't want me to hold your hand, you can hold mine." ”
Yan Qi sighed again and said, "It seems that I have to change my name again, to be called Yan Ba." ”
Guo Dalu said: "Why?"
Yan Qidao: "When I meet someone like you, I have to die again." ”