Chapter 55: The undercurrent is turbulent
When the thin man said this, the rude man and the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks screamed in unison, and the two of them rushed over together to cover the thin man's mouth, and at the same time looked around, looking extremely nervous.
The thin man broke off the two hands covering his mouth, took a step back, pointed his finger at the two of them, and said, "Oh, I know, you want to cover me to death, so that the two of me can share the three godsons!"
The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks scolded: "You are such a fool, say it so loudly, what if you are heard by other monsters, then we won't be able to eat the three godsons!"
The rude man slapped the thin man on the back directly, and said, "Cover you to death, if you make us unable to eat the three godsons, we will eat you!"
The thin man was slapped by the big man, and seeing that the other two didn't mean to eat him, he immediately put his mind at ease, scratched his head and said, "You talk well, why are you beating me?"
Before the words fell, I heard a voice behind me: "Who is calling me? Oops, it's three dudes!"
Hearing the call, the three of them turned around together, only to see a man in a big red robe in the distance, with his hair scattered, his eyes blazing, hahadaxiao, and walked in front of the three of them in a few steps.
The three of them were all startled by the sudden appearance of the red-robed man, leaning against each other, six eyes staring at him in unison, and their eyes were full of vigilance. The thin man spoke first and asked, "You...... Do you want to do ...... What do you want to do?"
The red-robed man's face was full of enthusiasm, and he said: "Don't misunderstand, three brothers, brothers passed by here, and heard someone calling, but I didn't expect it to be three brothers here, so come and say hello!"
The rude man said, "We don't know you, you go away, or I'm going to be rude!"
The red-robed man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Oh, don't be nervous, three brothers, I have no malicious intent." Brothers have admired the three of them for a long time, and since we met here by chance today, how can we not come up to say hello, we really know each other!" said, and really stepped forward and bowed to the three of them.
The sharp-beaked monkey stretched out his hand and said, "Wait!"
The red-robed man looked up and said, "What, does my brother have anything to say?"
The sharp-beaked monkey scratched a small handful of goatee on his chin, his eyes dripped, walked to the red-robed man, looked around the red-robed man, and suddenly smiled proudly: "You said that you have admired us for a long time, but we have never seen you, obviously nonsense, want to use this kind of words to almost deceive us." Hmph, are we stupid? Thankfully, I saw through it at a glance. Who the hell are you, dare to pretend to know us, don't you say it quickly!"
As soon as these words came out, the thin man and the rude man also suddenly realized, nodded to each other, and shouted at the red-robed man together: "Say it quickly!"
The red-robed man's face changed, and he said with a displeased expression: "I said that the three brothers, how did they turn into human forms and don't recognize old friends." Let me ask you, are you from the Broken Mountains?"
The thin man nodded and said, "yes, what's wrong?"
The red-robed man slapped his thigh and screamed coldly, and the three of them were startled, only to hear the red-robed man pointing at the thin man and shouting: "That's right! Although the three of you have now turned into human form, I can still recognize you, your original body is 'the smartest in the world', right?" Before the thin man could react, the red-robed man pointed to the rude man and the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks, and said, "Your original body is 'the best temper in the world', and your original body is' The first in the world can be satisfied', the three of you broke Cishan, and later became brothers, because you all want to be the boss, zuihou has to be no matter the size, I am not wrong at all!"
All three of them were so shocked that their eyes were about to fall out. The thin man exclaimed, "Oh, he knows everything, and he really knows us." The rude man said angrily: "Since you know us, why didn't you tell us earlier, you see this misunderstanding, almost didn't fight!"
The sharp-beaked monkey gilled even more nodded and said, "This friend, it seems that you do recognize a few of our brothers, may I ask what is your name, is it also from Broken Ci Mountain?"
The red-robed man pointed at the thin man and said, "Didn't that old man just now shout my name?"
The thin man was stunned for a moment, pointed to the tip of his nose and said, "I, did I call your name?"
The red-robed man said, "Hey, why did you forget, dude, you didn't just shout 'there are other monsters there', yes and no?"
The rude man said, "That's not calling you?"
The red-robed man also pointed to the tip of his nose and said with a smile: "Brother, I'll call him angry, I'm in a hurry to be happy, I don't hear the brother shouting 'there is a monster there', I heard someone call me, so I hurried over to take a look, I didn't expect it to be three brothers!"
The thin man patted his head: "Oh, I really called you over like that." Thankfully, now that you're clear, you really know us. Let me ask you, what are you doing here, do you also want to climb over this fence and go to the world to eat the three godsons?"
The red-robed man was taken aback and said, "Go to the world to eat the three godsons?"
The sharp-beaked monkey exclaimed, "You don't know if you've been away from Broken Ci Mountain for too long!" Then he lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "This news, we won't tell him about the general monster, for the sake of you knowing us, we'll tell you." Recently, all the demon caves in Duci Mountain said that there is a person named Sanjiaozi in the world, and whoever eats him will be immortal, and as soon as the three of us heard the news, they ate the monsters that told us the news, so that the other monsters don't know. Then we rushed here as fast as we could, and we were about to climb over the fence to the earth!"
The rude man added, "Although we told you the secret, you can't think of eating the Third Godson first. In that case, we'll have to eat you. If you eat the three godsons, we eat you, which is equivalent to us eating the three godsons. ”
The thin man said dejectedly, "But we can't cross the fence!" Speaking of this, the rude man and the sharp-billed monkey cheeks couldn't help frowning and sighing!
The red-robed man nodded and said solemnly: "So that's the case, don't worry, three brothers, I hereby promise that I will never go to rob you of the third godson to eat, but I want to ask, how do the three want to eat this third godson?"
The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks said: "You monster is quite righteous, and you are very smart, knowing that my original body is the first in the world to be satisfied, I don't think you can be the little brother of the three of us." In this case, when we roast and eat those three godsons, we can share a piece with you!"
Before the red-robed man could answer, the thin man hurriedly said, "Grilled and eaten, didn't you say that you would cook and eat it?" The rude man also interjected: "What, raw is delicious, when we went out of the mountain, Yujian, that smart child, just ate all kinds of raw meat, it must be raw and delicious." The thin man argued, "We just bet and lost to him, I'm the smartest in the world, I say roast and eat!"
The three of them said what you said, and I quarreled with each other, and they all said that their own methods were the most delicious. The red-robed man stood to the side, smiling, and his figure suddenly disappeared.
The three of them quarreled endlessly, and the sharp-beaked monkey pulled the other two and said, "Stop, stop, let's let the little brother talk about it, and see who he approves of, we will eat how we want." Hey, what about my little brother, why is it gone?"
Only then did the three of them find that the red-robed man had disappeared, and the thin man said with annoyance: "If you are in such a hurry, you don't even say hello, there must be something important!"
The rude man slapped him on the head and shouted: "Fart, he must have taken advantage of our quarrel to go to the world to eat the three godsons first, blame you, what kind of noise, let that 'angry monster' take the lead!"
The sharp-beaked monkey grabbed his goatee and thought: "No, no, you're too stupid, that 'angry monster' is our little brother, we can't get over the fence, how can we get by as a little brother." As a matter of urgency, let's think about how to cross this fence first."
As soon as these words came out, the three of them sat on the ground and began to think seriously. The rude man's mouth stuck out with his forked tongue and spit it out. A little curly tail behind the skinny man's buttocks, dangling and dangling. The jaws of the sharp-beaked monkey turned into a spiky beak, pecking one at a time. It seems that this question is indeed a bit difficult, and the three youkai are a little deflated, and they all have distressed expressions on their faces.
In mid-air, above the clouds, Le Zhongping was holding his stomach and laughing so much that he couldn't straighten up. Li Yi on the side still had a stone carving face that had not changed for thousands of years, and said to Le Zhongping: "Is it really so funny to tease those stupid people?"
Le Zhongping was the red-robed man just now, and he laughed wildly and said, "Haha...... It's true...... haha...... Be...... Very...... hahahaha is so funny, hahaha laughed at me...... Haha. ”
Li Yi couldn't help but say: "Hmph, I can't tell whether the ones who are teased are stupid, or the one who makes the stupid people laugh is stupid." ”
As soon as he said this, I saw Le Zhongping suddenly stop laughing wildly, and said to Li Yi with a serious face: "The one who can't tell the difference is stupid!" Then, with a snort, he began to laugh wildly again.
Li Yi rolled his eyes angrily, flicked his sleeves, and shouted, "Enough!" After speaking, he turned around and left.
Seeing that he wasn't going back to Sun Moon Lu, Le Zhongping stopped daxiao and shouted, "Hey, where are you going!"
Li Yi didn't look back and said: "Eating three godsons can lead to immortality, I don't know which one chews the tongue to spread rumors, and went to break Cishan to talk nonsense, inciting a bunch of stupid demons, I don't know what the intentions are, you just care about teasing the stupid guys, then I have to run away." ”
Le Zhongping flew up to catch up with Li Yi, grabbed him and said, "Are you going to Broken Cishan?" or I'll go, how can Lu Zheng and Xin'er leave you!" As he spoke, his body shook and disappeared into place out of thin air.
Li Yi looked at the disappearing void of Le Zhongping, and said, "Break the void, will you do it! Why don't you use blood, hum!" After speaking, he glanced at the three monsters sitting around the fence from a distance, shook his head and spit out: "Stupid!" Then his figure flickered and disappeared out of thin air.