"You are so good at what you say, why don't you use your brains? What kind of realm is Meng Po, and she will still be confused by such a low-level creature? Go and die, okay!" said the mountain rabbit spirit coldly.

"But I always feel like I'm mentally retarded every time I tell a joke, and I don't make you feel happy, I'm very frustrated!" Su Xian said with a sigh.

"People are born to tell jokes, they are all practiced, and this is the most cost-free way. And Meng Po is very approachable, you make her happier a little more, she is very brainless!" said the mountain rabbit spirit seriously.

"Oh, I remember, can you lend me some of the hair on your body?" Su Xian suddenly thought of a simple and effective solution, and immediately asked the mountain rabbit spirit.

The mountain rabbit spirit was stunned for a moment, and said very vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" "What don't you do, it's just that I have an idea now, I want to give it a try, I don't know if it will work!" Su Xian said immediately.

"Then what do you want my fur for?" asked the mountain rabbit spirit. "Why don't you do it, how can I tell you, this kind of thing is very difficult to talk about, so please let me finish this thing, and you will understand!" Su Xian explained.

The mountain rabbit spirit looked at Su Xian's eager appearance, thought for a while and said, "That's not impossible, but you have to promise me a condition first!"

"What conditions?" Su Xian asked impatiently. "You must at least kiss me, or else you won't talk about anything!" said the mountain rabbit spirit with a red face.

"My God, do you want to kiss again?" Su Xian said impatiently. "Does kissing me really embarrass you? You must know that I am a mountain hare, and the maturity of the mountain rabbit is very beautiful, and people want to pursue me, but I can't pursue it!" said the mountain rabbit spirit.

"I'm just that I can't let go of myself in my heart," Su Xian took a deep breath, adjusted his state by himself, and then nodded and said, "Okay, let me kiss you!"

But after about a minute, the mountain rabbit spirit was not moved at all, and Su Xian was stunned for a moment and asked, "What are you doing, didn't you let me kiss you?"

"Will you let me take the initiative to go over Su Xian, why are you so lazy?" said the mountain rabbit spirit. "Me!" Su Xian was speechless for a while, and then sighed and said, "Okay, I'll walk towards you, it's all right!"

The mountain rabbit spirit nodded with satisfaction, and then when Su Xian came over, the mountain rabbit spirit closed his eyes and pouted and raised his mouth high!

However, Su Xiancai didn't care about her, and directly kissed the mountain rabbit spirit on the forehead and quickly let go, saying, "It's all right, I'll kiss you!"

The mountain rabbit spirit glanced at Su Xian dissatisfied, and said coldly: "What, why are you perfunctory to me like this? I'm already very cooperative with you, okay?"

"I'm very cooperative with you, okay? I'll tell you, I'm very compromised now, if I wasn't worried that I would be assassinated, I would definitely go up and slap you!" Su Xian said.

Hearing Su Xian's words, the mountain rabbit spirit yelled at Su Xian angrily: "Is this how you treat me as a minor goblin?"

"No, I like a cobra snake spirit who has only been cultivated for two hundred and fifty years, she doesn't look like she has completely become a human, just like you, some parts still look like a fairy body!

"Two hundred and fifty years! My God, that's just a three- or four-year-old child! Su Xian, I really have you, I'm convinced, you won't let go of a three- or four-year-old child!" said the mountain rabbit spirit in shock.

"Maybe other people's algorithms are different from yours! I don't understand, why is your mountain rabbit family so strange? It's been 8,000 years of cultivation, but it's still an adolescence!" Su Xian asked very strangely.

The mountain rabbit smiled mysteriously and said, "Then how can our mountain rabbit family be the most sacred family in the demon world besides the dragon clan? Our life expectancy is only a little lower than that of the dragon clan, and this cultivation is also the second!"

"So that's the case, I've been climbing high!" Su Xian nodded and said. "Actually, you are a semi-finished product, and you can't say that you are high, and the status of the two of us is really about the same. The mountain rabbit spirit said with a smile.

"Haha, since you say so, then if I count the age of human beings, I am the eldest brother, and you are my sister, then the complete story between us should be the kind of brother and sister love!" Su said with a smile.

"That's right, it's the relationship between brother and sister! Oh, Brother Su Xian, where do you want to go, you don't think about it..." The mountain rabbit spirit said meaningfully.

"So you think the same way, then it's easy to do, tomorrow I'll give you a bed to get out, if you want, you can live outside by yourself, if you don't want to, live in my room, but let's sleep separately!" Su Xian said.

"you!" The mountain rabbit spirit immediately rolled her eyes at Su Xian, and said fiercely: "If you dare to do such a thing, I will immediately break your hand for you, don't believe you try!"

"Try it, just try it, who is afraid of whom? And my hand was broken by you, won't you be useless? I won't lose either of us!" Su Xian said a little shamelessly, and the little face of the mountain rabbit spirit turned white with anger.

After a while, the two of them came to Meng Po together, and at this time, Meng Po was stirring a large amount of Meng Po soup with a big spoon, with very dense white smoke rising on it, which looked really like dry ice and as psychedelic as a fairyland.

Su Xian walked over, looked at a large number of Meng Po soup, and couldn't help but admire: "How many people are enough for this thing to drink?"

"100,000 people, you don't look like it's too big, but it can be pretended, I took it from three thousand weak water, and then mixed it with a drop of my bitter tears, and this Meng Po soup is ready!" Meng Po said.

"Why don't I help you distribute Meng Po soup today?" asked Su Xian. Meng Po thought for a while, nodded and said, "There is a hard-working person today, you go talk to him and help him sort out his feelings." ”

"Is it also a human?" asked Su Xian. Meng Po said affirmatively: "It's a human being, who fell out of love and jumped off the building to commit suicide, it is said that his name is Chen Yu!"

"Chen Yu?" Su Xian's mind immediately flashed with the same name, that is, the person who found a new way of cultivation was also called Chen Yu, this world wouldn't be so small, right?

"Do you know him?" asked Meng Po. Su Xian immediately shook his head: "How is it possible? It's just a little familiar with this name, after all, there are too many people with the same name in the world." ”

Meng Po nodded and said, "So that's the case, then you can go now, that person looks very unhappy, and is sighing next to the bridge!"

Su Xian nodded, took a bowl of Meng Po soup and slowly walked to Chen Yu's side, who was sitting next to Nai He Bridge, and then sat down and handed the bowl of Meng Po soup into his hands.

"Here, this brother, I heard from Meng Po that your name is Chen Yu, right?" asked Su Xian. Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "Yes, I am Chen Yu, I have been really unlucky recently, I thought I would not be able to die this time!"

"Then why do you have to die?" asked Su Xian. "I don't have to die, I just found a new way of cultivating, and this way is to keep committing suicide to find a more profound way of contemplating!" Chen Yu said seriously.

"My God, are you really the Chen Yu who is called Ramyan? Actually, I've heard of you a long time ago, and I'll tell you the truth, I'm also a cultivator!" Su Xian said very excitedly.