I went to the countryside and came back late, sorry!

"You, what kind of eyes are you?" Feeling the red child's gaze, the pipa fairy came back to his senses and asked softly, his face flushed even heavier.

"Ahem!" Hearing this, the red boy also came back to his senses, waved his hand and said, "It's nothing." ”

"Hmph!" Seeing this, the Pipa Fairy snorted coldly, and then stepped forward, sat down side by side with the red boy, picked up the wine jug on the small table on the ground, and took a big sip of "Gu Dong", looking at the river in the distance.

"Goo!" Seeing the chic movements of the pipa fairy when drinking, the snow-white neck like velvet satin, the slight flush on his face after drinking, and the faint sentimentality in his blurry eyes, the red boy couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. Then he seemed to feel that something was wrong, and turned his head to look at the river, pretending not to know.

"You know, I'm very interested in the words you sang in the Xiangxiang Pavilion, can you teach me?" After a long time, the Pipa Fairy turned his head and looked at the red boy, but there was a little shyness in his eyes, as if he had never been so close to a man.

"Four machines?" Red Boy was slightly puzzled when he heard this.

"It turns out that this poem is called Sizhang Ji?" Pipa Xian sighed lightly when he heard this, and then said with a curious look: "I always feel that behind this poem, there is a story that makes me sentimental, which is very tender, can you tell me about it?"

Good guy, the red boy suddenly had a feeling when he heard this, where did he want to hear the story, it was clearly a beautiful banshee who wanted to soak in a handsome male fairy, so he said to the other party euphemistically, "I'm very interested in you."

Ahem, well, Red Boy calls himself a rare beautiful man in the Three Realms. But it's even more of a righteous gentleman who doesn't sit back and don't mess up, not to mention that there are beautiful women who are interested in themselves, even if the beauty directly says, "I like you, do you like me too?"

"It's what I want. ”

Hearing the words of the pipa fairy, the red boy was slightly stunned, and then laughed, and said: "In ancient times, there was a large family with a daughter called Liu Piaopiao. ”

This willow is sixteen years old, but she is very beautiful, but she doesn't know what the outside world is like, and she is also curious about men and women.

It's a pity that in ancient times, the country was strict and chaste, and women must be kept in the boudoir until they get married. Liu Piaopiao grew up at home until he was sixteen years old, and the man in his impression was a dignified father.

At that time, women were popular to wrap their feet, just like Zhao Feiyan in front of him, with a three-inch golden lotus, able to dance in the palm of her hand. Liu Piaopiao naturally has to wrap her feet, and it is painful to bind her feet, in Liu Piaopiao's words, it is the blood and tears of women that cast the perverted preferences of men. Just like the king of Qin and Chu who had a thin waist, and many palace maids starved to death.

Liu Piaopiao is deeply locked in the boudoir, and he can only see his father as a man on weekdays, even the little maid in the family also looks at it from a distance, and he is very curious about the outside world. It's a pity that even if you go to your yard to pick flowers, you have to ask your father for approval, where can you see it?

On that day, the weather was sunny and a hundred flowers were blooming, and Liu Piaopiao was picking flowers in the backyard but saw his cousin. At that time, Liu Piaopiao naturally didn't know him, "men and women are seven years old, different seats", so Liu Piaopiao has such a impression of it.

But I didn't expect that all of a sudden, my family had grown up, and my cousin was also a handsome young man.

She fell in love with him at first sight, but she didn't tell him, just because men and women are different, just looking forward to the day when her cousin will come to propose.

It's a pity that not long after, Liu Piaopiao was married to another person, the first man in her life, his husband. The husband is very handsome, just like a cousin, but alas, not a cousin.

Liu Piaopiao was a little disappointed, it turned out that the relationship between men and women was like that. Liu Piaopiao always remembered the wedding night, and her husband's roughness made her feel dirty. I often think in my heart that if it were my cousin, it would definitely be gentle and soft.

After getting married, Liu Piaopiao began to become dull and not good at words. Overwhelmed in the face of a new family. The in-laws are strict, the uncle is cunning, and the sister-in-law is powerful. Liu Piaopiao has changed from the pearl of the palm of the fine clothes and jade food to serving others, but she can't do it well, and it is natural to dislike it.

After three years of childlessness, her in-laws complained, and her husband finally couldn't help it, and when he had someone else outside, he brought her back and divorced her by the way.

I couldn't, so I had to go back to my parents' house. It's a pity that everything has already changed, when her mother looked at herself and wept, Liu Piaopiao knew that she was wrong, and she was wrong when she came back, so she could only endure the blame of her younger brother and sister-in-law.

Finally, he finally came, her cousin. He said that he regretted not coming to propose, and Liu Piaopiao was very moved. So, she wanted to happen, and it happened, but she realized that every man was so rough.

When I woke up in the middle of the night, he said to elope with her, and she agreed. She thought it would be easier to be with this man in the days to come.

Unexpectedly, he sold her. She cried, and realized the danger of the world, and she didn't see it when he left.

She was in the Qinglou, singing her signature song "Four Machines", which attracted many guests.

Finally, her ex-husband came, he asked her by name, he laughed at her, humiliated her, and took his anger out on her.

But the strange thing is that the ex-husband is coming more and more often, more often than he used to see at home.

It turns out that it is true that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing. She began to take the initiative to cater to him, her mind was full of her cousin's shadow, and she didn't know if Weishenme hated herself?

He was amazed, weishenme, she was not so dull, he wanted to redeem her, but she refused.

Perhaps, she just waited for her cousin for many years.

Finally, she redeemed herself and lived in seclusion in a dilapidated house.

On that day, a rich man passed by the door, and she chased after him to see that it was his cousin.

She saw her cousin waving at the blind date, but unfortunately her cousin didn't have her in his eyes. She went home silently, looking in the mirror, only to realize that she was still old.

She laughed and sang "Four Machines" in a hoarse voice. But, who will be with her in red clothes?

She saw the shadow of her ex-husband in front of the door, he was also depressed, no one took care of him, but now he heard her singing, did he still love her? Since you can still bear it, let's get by.

Three days later, her ex-husband was executed for attacking the rich.

She sent him to the end, like a real wife, and did not cry. just looked at his cousin's back lightly, rushed up and spat at him, and gently called him, "Cousin." ”

He was surprised, but he didn't say anything, just let her go.

Instead, she slammed headlong into the stone pillar of the execution ground, and her brain burst. At that moment, the figures of her husband and cousin finally coincided, and she knew who she was in red clothes with......

After the red boy finished speaking, he sighed softly, looked at the pipa fairy in front of him, and then picked up a pot of wine, took a sip, and turned his head to look at the sunset on the river, inexplicable.

"Poor willow fluttering. After a long time, it seemed that he had only come back to his senses, but the pipa fairy sighed softly.

Then he turned his head to look at the man in front of him, but a hint of discoloration flashed in his eyes, and he sang softly: "Four machines, the mandarin duck weaving wants to fly twice, and the poor old man is white first." The spring waves are green, the cold is deep, and the red clothes are relatively bathed......"

"I don't think this story is what you have in mind, so what about your story? Can you tell me?" Seeing that the red boy did not react, the pipa fairy suddenly spoke.

"Huh?" Red Boy was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then laughed, showing a slightly playful look, and said, "The fairy seems to be very interested in the Holy Child?"

"Phew!" Pipa Immortal heard this, but his face turned red, and then he took a sip lightly, secretly glanced at the red child, and saw that he was looking at himself seriously, but he sighed, and then said: "Okay, I am indeed very curious about the Izumo City Lord, Xiniu Hezhou is well known, the Izumo City Lord is unparalleled, graceful, and the beauties around him are like clouds." ”

"Ahem!" The red boy smelled the previous words well, but the corners of his mouth twitched when he reached the beautiful cloud, and secretly said Who said this? Okay, although he admits that he is more amorous, he will never be obscene. Strictly speaking, my brother is still a virgin, uh, the accident of a plain girl.

"So, tell me?" the pipa fairy said softly when she saw that the red boy seemed unmoved.

"Okay!" When the red boy heard this, he laughed and said, "Then tell me first, your name can't be the Pipa Fairy, right?"

After speaking, he looked at the woman in front of him with a smile.

"This king ......" Pipa Immortal heard this, but his expression was solemn, and the color behind him was slightly red: "The slave family's milk name is Peach Blossom." ”

"Ha!" The red boy chuckled when he heard this, but he stretched out his right hand and tapped it lightly on the forehead of the pipa fairy, and then said, "It's getting late, go home, Sister Peach Blossom!"

"Ding!" There was a soft sound, but a phantom shadow flew out quickly from behind the pipa fairy, and hit the red boy directly, hitting the wrist of his right hand, making the sound of gold and iron clashing, leaving a white mark.

But it was Pipa Fairy who was taken aback when he saw that the red boy made such an intimate action towards his family, and he was ashamed and anxious in his heart, and he released his own inverted horse poison pile no matter who the other party was.

How do you think that the red boy is now nine turns of Xuangong and seven turns of perfection, and his body is even three points stronger than the monkey under the Five Elements Mountain, but he can't score a single point, and the fire burns everything, and the toxins can't enter.

"You!" Pipa Fairy He had suffered such a big loss, but he stood up and was about to make a move, but he saw that the figure of the red boy had long been gone.

But he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and then said softly: "I'll come back tomorrow." ”