Chapter Sixty-Seven: Tricks to Death

The sound of the earthquake lasted for ten minutes.

Li Cuilian threw her wonderful hands on the ground empty: "Emma, move your muscles and bones, and be relaxed." Empty, what did you just say? ”

Miao quickly got up from the ground empty-handed: "Senior brother, I just praised you for being handsome." Emma, the figure, face, and temperament of the senior brother are definitely the most handsome guy in our kitchen knife door. ”

Li Cuilian coughed: "Uh-huh, second, be modest, second, not first." The first handsome guy is the master, so I can barely be the second. When the master is not there, you praise me for being the first, and when the master is here, if you praise me for being the first, you and I will be beaten by the master. ”

Miao covered his waist empty-handedly: "What, it's nothing, I'll go first, you're busy." ”

Li Cuilian had a sunny smile on her face: "Don't be in a hurry to go, sit down and have a cup of tea." ”

Miao waved empty-handedly: "No, no, something, let's go." ”

Empty-handed, he turned into a pheasant and flew towards the hill where Mahu was.

Li Cuilian looked at the direction in which Miao Shou flew empty, and held back a smile: "This kid who is empty of the sky, if he doesn't die for a day, his skin will itch." I didn't have a long memory of being beaten here, so I went to the third junior brother to find and beat me. ”

Wang Xiongba asked curiously: "Cuilian, Kongkong has obviously become an immortal, why can't he beat you?"

Li Cuilian smiled and said, "Among our first batch of one hundred disciples, there is a cultivation rank called the first stage of the Martial Sect. ”

Wang Xiongba asked curiously, "What does the Wuzong section mean?"

Li Cuilian smiled and said, "Become an immortal, what's the big deal." I, the second junior sister Ouyang Linglong, the third junior brother Ma Hu, the fourth junior sister Zheng Yue, the sixth junior brother Zhao Yao, the seventh junior sister Deng Chanyu, the eighth junior brother Wei Hu, and the ninth junior brother Zhen Lei Chip. Which is not an immortal. It's just that we are reluctant to respect the master and are unwilling to ascend, so we compress our cultivation to the martial arts section. The first section of the Martial Sect is the limit of what we can compress our cultivation. ”

Wang Xiongba nodded: "I still wonder why your attack power is so high, but it is only a martial arts sect cultivation." ”

Li Cuilian smiled and said: "Shizun also knows the stalk of the first section of the Martial Sect, so all the disciples of our first section of the Martial Sect have been promoted to elders and arranged to be teachers." ”

Wang Xiongba asked curiously, "How powerful is that master?"

Li Cuilian thought for a moment and said: "I don't know, although Shizun is a mortal, ten of me in front of Shizun is not enough." ”

The two were talking.

From the Spirit Monkey Island, there was a cry of empty hands: "Donkey, come out for me, donkey, donkey...... Hahaha...... I'm so empty-handed, it's hard to be angry. You little scum of the Martial Arts Sect, hurry up and get beaten!"

"My name is Ma Hu, not Donkey!" came from the Spirit Monkey Island.

"Donkey, my sweet little donkey, come out and get beaten!haha...... From now on, I'm the third senior brother!haha...... "The pheasant has turned back into a smart hand."

Ma Hu walked out of the cafeteria with a dark face.

He patted his ass with his empty hands and sang: "I have a little donkey, I never ride, one day I rode a donkey to the market on a whim, and I held a small leather whip in my hand......"

Thereupon.

Thirty seconds later.

Empty-handed, he was hung from a tree like a sandbag and beaten.

Ma Hu shook his fists and feet at Miao: "Cute little donkey, right? little donkey, give me another one!"

Miao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Emma, third senior brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, third senior brother, I will never call you by your nickname again!"

Ma Hu accepted the bundle of fairy ropes: "If I don't beat you for a day, you will have itchy skin." ”

Miao's hands flew into the air and slapped his ass in the air: "Hahaha...... Am I the one who gives in so easily? Little donkey, my sweet little donkey. Haha......"

Ma Hu clenched his fists and a black line: "I really want to break his leg!"

The magic hand hollowed out into a pheasant, but the speed of the bombing chicken escaped from the Monkey Island.

There is a ballad left in the air: "I have a little donkey, I never ride, one day I rode a donkey to the market on a whim, and I held a small leather whip in my hand......"

Ma Hu's face darkened: "All three legs are broken!"

Zhao Yao Ting Rabbit caught up with the skillful empty-handed: "Fifth Senior Brother, stop playing, the master has something to do with you." ”

Miao asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

Zhao Yao smiled and said, "We are going to Anji City to enroll students, and the teacher will call you to go together." ”

Miao raised his eyebrows empty: "Really?"

Zhao Yao nodded: "Of course, when has my mouth ever deceived someone?"

Miao Shou had an empty expression of disbelief: "Are there still few people who die on your mouth?"

Zhao Yao smiled and said, "Senior brother wants to guard the mountain gate of Qionglong Island, and he can't leave." The second senior sister went back to Nanzhao to find love. ”

Miao shook his hair empty: "That is to say, now by the side of the master, only I can be the big responsibility, and I am the pillar of our sect?"

The corners of Zhao Yao's mouth twitched: "It's not wrong that you understand it like this." ”

Miao laughed empty-handedly: "Hahaha...... Sure enough, I was empty-handed, and I was able to keep the clouds open and see the moon, and it was finally time to get the heavy responsibility. Where do you recruit students?"

Zhao Yao smiled and said, "Anji." We have to go to Lin'an City first, and then hurry to Anji. ”

Meanwhile.

Outside Anji City.

Riverside.

No one in the wilderness.

A young man in a white shirt and blue-collared robe is holding a stone statue of Li Cuilian.

The boy had curly white hair and wore a straight knife around his waist.

The words "Chief Head Catcher" are embroidered on the back, showing that his identity is the head catcher identity of Anji City.

Seeing that there was no one around, the young man put the statue of Li Cuilian on the ground, and then knelt on the ground and prayed sincerely: "The beast god is above, and the villain Jiang Ziya prays sincerely." Please also bless my hair as black and straight. ”

The stone statue didn't respond.

The boy ran to the river and saw that his hair was still white and curly.

Thereupon.

The boy gritted his teeth and pulled out a jar of tofu.

As soon as the cork of the jar was uncorked, it immediately stinked.

The wind blows.

The stench wafted to the surface of the river.

The fish in the river flipped and all fainted.

The young man put the stinky tofu in front of Li Cuilian: "Lord Beast God, Ziya, I saved up for two months before I went to Lin'an City to buy the tofu." Although it is said that when I brought it to Anji City, it stinks and smells, but the money is not less. Please also ask the beast god to make my hair black and straight for the sake of stinky tofu. ”

After the worship.

The boy ran to the river again, and when he saw the reflection, his hair was still white curly.

Jiang Ziya cried: "Lord Beast God, you don't know, I am only sixteen years old this year, because I was born a young man, I was stunned by others as sixty years old. Xiaolan, the girl I have a crush on, always calls me Grandpa Jiang when she sees me...... I'm miserable......"

"Chief catcher, where are you...... It's time to patrol!" called from inside the woods.

Jiang Ziya hurriedly put the stinky tofu jar into the storage ring, and then wrapped the stone statue of the beast god: "Oh, it's coming, it's coming soon." ”

A young man with red hair in a white robe walked over: "Chief catcher, have you magnified the number?"

The red-haired boy was born with a fire god physique, nicknamed Huo De Xingjun, and Lingzhuzi.

Jiang Ziya nodded: "Lingzhuzi, how do you know?"

The red-haired boy smiled smugly and said, "Because of the smell here, you must have diarrhea, haha......"

Jiang Ziya didn't want to tell about the private tofu, so he nodded and said, "Well, you guessed right." ”

Lingzhuzi cheered: "I also know that you didn't bring paper to the toilet, and you buckled it with your hands, because your hands were full of smell......s!"

Jiang Ziya has a black line: "......"