Chapter 044: Naked Good Mood
This time, the merry cloud gull, who has been experienced for a long time and has seen a lot of things, has a miserable face! "There are strange things every year, especially this year! What the hell is it again? It's still a sow demon!" Yun Ou flashed.
Hearing another whistle, the sow immediately closed her mouth and ran away with the boar!
"Hahaha, let Yun Shaoxia be frightened! Shuai Xiao Pig, come out to see a distinguished guest!" At this time, a junior came out of the garden and smiled and compensated Yunou.
Naturally, there are no demons and no ghosts in this world! It turns out that this climbing pig is not an ordinary pig! Under the patient training of being afraid of pigs, all of them are smart and well-behaved! Just now, it was the sow and this offspring named "Shuai Xiao Pig" who performed a wonderful double reed! That voice was naturally made by Shuai Xiao Pig. Of course, this "sound transfer method" is really incredible!
Yun Ou knew the details, and became more and more happy, leaning forward and backward with a smile, and thought to himself: "This Qingyuan, if it is not for the Love Garden, is also very Qinyuan!
Bidding farewell to everyone, Yunou rode the "Junjun Horse" given by the real horse, bumpy all the way, and came to the outskirts of the ancient city of Qingyuan. In front of me, the two "dragons" - Shilong Mountain and Dragon Mountain stand proudly.
The sun is setting, and the sky is full of colorful clouds. Yun Ou remembered the invitation of the Longshan God Claw during the banquet, so he walked around the mountain and prepared to go to Shilong Cottage for a night's rest. It's just that the mountain road is tortuous and complicated, and Shilong Mountain and Longshan are indistinguishable for a while, so Yunou has been climbing to the top of Shilong, but he has not been able to find a cottage.
Looking down from the top of Shilong Mountain, the entire ancient city of Qingyuan has been hidden in the smoke and twilight. The cool breeze is gentle, it is a good season to sleep at night, after the cloud gull finds a secluded place to tie the handsome horse, it returns to the top of the mountain, takes the stone as the bed, takes the sky as the quilt, and sleeps in clothes.
At dawn, the cloud gull woke up, the stone dragon was clear, and the world was fresh. But see the ancient city at the foot, the clear stream flows slowly, the covered bridge lies quietly, simple as a thousand-year-old painting, quiet like a deep butterfly in the forest, and the clear beauty is better than the water of hibiscus.
Is it really the mysterious "City of Her"?
At this time, Yun Ou felt that the Shilong Mountain under his feet often had huge boulders exposed in the verdant greenery, and this was not just revealing his good mood? So he suddenly had an urge to merge naked into this beautiful world......
"Uncle Foal, it's not good! Look, there's a beast ahead!" a young and lively female voice suddenly sounded.
"Isn't it normal for there to be wild beasts in the mountains?" it was the man's voice, and it should have been Uncle Pony.
"It's just ahead! Look, this beast is hairless, it's not normal!" replied a boy. It seems that the little guy has sharp eyes and has found a small problem.
"Something's wrong!!How can a beast have a hairy butt?!This is a woman with a graceful figure!Let's hurry up and ......" The man glared and found a big problem!
"Hurry up? No, maybe the time has come for us to eliminate harm for the people!" a woman objected.
"What do you want to do? Slow down!" It turned out that Yun Ou was practicing the natural pranayama Dafa of "lying across the heavens and the earth", stripped naked, with his back to the back road, and his posture was extremely "enchanting".
"Ah, man, I just wanted to say retreat......" Uncle Ju quickly explained when he saw that it was also a man who turned his head and questioned.
Yun Ou quickly put on his clothes, turned to the little girl and said, "Hey, little sister, why do you scold me for being a beast?"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a wild man!" replied the girl. The girl looked like she was five or six years old, with two little girls and a small mouth.
A few people on the side couldn't help but laugh when they heard this.
"This ......" Yun Ou scratched his head in embarrassment.
"My mother said that when you grow up, you can't be bare-assed, and bare-ass is either a savage or a cow!" the boy likes to interject. The boy was a little similar to the girl, a year or two older than the girl, and he was white and chubby, and he was very cute.
Yun Ou was surprised: "Sharp mouth! You Qingyuan are really talented!"
"We are not Qingyuan people! We are Zhenghe people!" the girl corrected quickly.
"Yo yo yo, Zhenghe talented girl, dare to ask the talented girl's name?"
"Hmph!" the girl shook her head triumphantly, took out a scroll of text from her coat pocket, and unfolded it towards Yunou.
Yun Ou looked down and blurted out: "Yingying! Well, this name is very suitable for girls!"
"Quack!" everyone laughed.
"You're 'lewd'! Is that called '坣坣'?!" The woman next to her expressed dissatisfaction.
Yun Ou took a closer look, and was so embarrassed that he broke out in a cold sweat, knowing that the person who came this time was not good, and he had to be cautious.
"Shame, shame, shame! So, what should this little brother be called?"
"How do you call me, just read it out loud!" said the boy, showing a text panel.
Yun Ou has an extra heart this time. At first glance, "I am Gou" is —— pit again, a bigger trap!
The crowd pricked up their ears and looked forward to it with joy.
"I'm harsh!" Yun Ou shouted!
When everyone heard this, they were first stunned in disappointment, and then laughed again.
"I'm Gougou! Not harsh!" protested the boy.
"You look pretty good, but why are your eyes and heart crooked?!" the woman sneered.
"Your eyes are crooked?!Take a closer look for yourselves!" Yun Ou pointed to the text panel and shot back.
The woman hesitated and looked back at the word panel carefully, and was suddenly dumbfounded—— it was a "harsh" word!
"In the blink of an eye, wipe it off with your might, what a sinister technique! It seems that your heart is indeed crooked!" the woman said with an angry eyebrow.
Yun Ou couldn't bear it anymore at this moment, jumped up, and shouted: "Who are you? I have always been polite to others, especially women! Don't you want to treat yourself as a woman?!"
"You rascal, you can really pretend! I'm nicknamed 'Bunny'! You haven't heard of Bunny, but you don't know what it's called, do you?!"
"Don't beat around the bush!
"I pay attention to reconnaissance and planning in advance! I came here to patrol the mountains just to arrest you!"
"Again, please be more direct!" Yun Ou became more and more impatient, but still pressed the phrase "if there is a fart, let it go" in his heart.
"Miao Rabbit, you've been chirping for a long time, I'm in a hurry!" Uncle Ju was obviously anxious to know the details.
"Qianliju, do you want to compete with me? Qianliju snorted angrily, and the girl hurriedly comforted: "Uncle Xiaofoal, this is not a foal crossing the river, there is no hurry. The boy took the opportunity to play: "Little foal, be a little obedient!"
"Oh, I really forgot to introduce it, his name is ......" Silk Rabbit seems to have been unable to grasp the topic when he was writing articles in a private school, and he has not been able to grasp the topic because he has not been able to grasp the topic.
Yun Ou interrupted loudly: "His name is Qianliju!
The rabbit went his own way and continued:
"My eyeliner has long told me that in the past few days, there is a strong martial arts rogue, oh, hooligan, haunting Longquan and other places. Really, his name is 'Six Touches'!
Eyeliner tells me that these six touches are coming in the direction of our Qingyuan. Look at yourself, bare-ass ...... in broad daylight."
Now, Yunou understands!
Chisakoma also got it!
"Stinky rascal, so you're the Six Touches!" jumped up and pounced on the cloud gull with both hands. Yun Ou was about to draw his sword, but his right hand was grabbed by the Silk Rabbit, so he had to dodge sharply to avoid the Thousand Miles Horse, and took off to suppress the Silk Rabbit with his bare hands.
"Six touches are really hooligans!Keep pressing up!" The rabbit fell back......