Zhuge Buliang scratched his head, there was no way, he had to pull Pang Xin'er over and whispered a few words in her ear......

Pang Xin'er's face was much better, and she snorted: "You are really a bad guy, you can also think of this kind of prank." ”

"Alas, isn't this for the sake of art~~~" Zhuge Buliang said in a high-sounding manner.

Pang Xin'er squatted down, grabbed a ball of glutinous rice again, and said, "I haven't done this thing, don't blame me if you don't do it well." ”

"It's okay, it just seems like it's okay. ”

"How wide and how thin?" asked Pang Xin'er.

Zhuge Buliang was speechless and said, "Why are you asking this question so disgusting..."

Pang Xin'er glanced at him angrily, kneaded the glutinous rice ball in her hand with her slender fingers, kneaded it into a stick, and then carefully coiled it together. Zhuge Buliang squatted on the side to watch with relish, and Sun Ziming almost vomited, twisting his face to the side and not daring to look.

Zhuge Buliang nodded frequently, quite satisfied with Pang Xin'er's methods. Looking at the "artwork" that gradually took shape in Pang Xin'er's hands, Zhuge Buliang smacked his lips.

"What are you smacking, are you hungry when you see this thing?"

Pang Xin'er glanced at him and said, "The surname is pig, who are you planning to harm?"

"You two talk so much nonsense, of course it's for Xuanqingmen, do you want to eat?" Zhuge Buliang was depressed.

A few minutes later.

"It's done, what do you think?" Pang Xin'er endured the feeling of vomiting and handed the "handicraft" made by herself to Zhuge Buliang.

Zhuge Buliang took his hand, looked left and right, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's really not bad, grandson, how do you see it?"

"Take it aside!" Sun Ziming sighed with an ugly face, and he was about to vomit at this moment.

Zhuge Buliang took out a jade plate and put the "handicrafts" made by Pang Xin'er on it, it must be said that Pang Xin'er was ingenious, this "handicraft" was made delicately and slightly, glutinous rice cakes and brown sugar, and a whole lump was piled on it, just like the real thing.

Zhuge Buliang took out a jade plate again and said with a smile: "Grandson, I don't care what method you use, you can get me a lump of it." ”

"Ahh What the hell are you going to do?"

Sun Ziming was almost roaring.

"Don't be so loud, beware of being heard. Zhuge Buliang looked around and said, "Grandson, you go and get me a piece of milk, even if you use all the strength to eat, you have to get it out." ”

"Impossible!" Sun Ziming shouted.

Zhuge Buliang smiled and said, "Last time you asked me to hand over the jade talisman to Senior Sister Yin, don't you want to know what Senior Sister Yin said?"

"What did she say?" Sun Ziming's eyes immediately lit up.

"Do you want to know, pull it!" Zhuge Buliang smiled and handed the jade plate to Sun Ziming.

Zhuge Buliang gradually lured the cycle, and constantly suppressed Sun Ziming with Yin Mengli. Finally, Sun Ziming still couldn't hold back**, passed by the jade disc stupidly, turned around and walked towards the bushes not far away.

Then, a sound of "uh-huh, uh-huh" sounded from the bushes, and Zhuge Buliang squatted to the side, shouting "Come on, work hard!" and something like that.

Pang Xin'er twisted her pretty face to the side, covering her mouth with her little hand, obviously feeling like she wanted to vomit.

After about three minutes, Sun Ziming walked out from behind the bushes with a flushed face, and it seemed that he had really put a lot of effort into it. He held the jade plate in his hand, and covered it with a white cloth, and it was faintly visible that a small hill had risen inside.

"Come, inspect the goods. Sun Ziming walked over with a cold face.

"No need, I can smell it..."Zhuge Buliang pinched his nose.

"Can you tell me what Senior Sister Yin said now?" Sun Ziming said with a gloomy face.

"Uh... Didn't say anything. ”

"What do you mean?" Sun Ziming's face turned white.

Senior Sister Yin didn't say anything, she crushed the jade talisman and left. Zhuge Buliang had an indifferent look on his face.

"The surname is pig, I'm not done with you!!" Sun Ziming really had an urge to kill at this moment, and he couldn't wait to rush up and smoke Zhuge Buliang's two big mouths.

Zhuge Buliang covered the two precious "treasures" with white cloths, held two jade plates, and Pang Xin'er and Sun Ziming walked out of the woods.

At this moment, all the people in the square were waiting, and when they saw Zhuge Buliang coming back, and they were dragging two mysterious objects in their hands, Gu was stretching his neck.

Xiao Li, Jun Mofan and Liu Fu looked strange, Xiao Li sneered: "I see what the hell he is doing, how big a wave he can make!"

In the eyes of everyone, Zhuge Buliang walked to the scene, solemnly put the two jade plates on the ground, and said: "Okay, let's bet, remember what you just said, as long as I do something, you must do it!!"

"Okay! It's hard to chase after a horse!" Xiao Li stepped forward and took a step, domineering.

Zhuge Buliang smiled proudly, lifted the white cloth on the jade plate, and the jade plate was quietly placed on the ground, and two pieces of "handicrafts" were lying on it, which was particularly dazzling and eye-catching.

“**！”

"He's M's, it's ......"

"What is this bastard boy doing, where did he get such two pieces of!"

"Uncle, what the hell does he want to do!"

At this moment, whether it is the people of the Yaohai faction or the Xuanqing Sect, they all have the urge to jump and scold the street, what Zhuge Buliang did was too unexpected, no one thought that Zhuge Buliang left for more than ten minutes, it was for these two things.

Several elders in mid-air had unkind faces, especially the head of the house, with a strange look on his face, several of them were people who had lived for hundreds of years, but at this moment, they couldn't see through Zhuge Buliang, a young man.

"You... What do you mean by that?" Xiao Li said with a pale face.

Zhuge Buliang laughed and said: "Everyone, you must know very well what this is, if I eat one of them, then you Xuanqingmen will do the same thing!

"What!" Xiao Li, Jun Mofan and Liu Wugu were face changes.

Zhuge Buliang's words shocked the scene, and everyone showed a hellish look. Looking at the two lumps of "crafts" in front of him, even an idiot knew what they were. Zhuge Buliang actually threatened to eat it, which is simply the biggest joke in the world.

"What nonsense is the little junior brother talking about!"

"Can you eat that kind of thing?"

"That's it, how can this kind of thing be eaten, he thought it was yellow sauce~~"

"Don't say it, I'm about to throw up!"

Several female disciples had pale faces, covered their red lips with their hands, and looked like they were vomiting.

"What the hell is he doing..."Yin Mengliyan's brows furrowed.

Zhuge Buliang glanced at everyone and said, "If you don't dare, then you have to announce to everyone that Xuanqingmen is incompetent!!"

The faces of the two elders in mid-air were already extremely blue, their faces were full of cruelty, and the cold light flashed in their eyes.

"You... Are you really going to do such a thing!?" Xiao Li roared.

"Hmph, don't gamble if you're afraid, as long as you announce loudly that Xuanqingmen is incompetent, I will let you go!" Zhuge Buliang sneered.

"You... I don't believe you can really eat it!" Xiao Li's face was pale and colorless.

Zhuge Buliang smiled, squatted down and squatted the "handicraft" made of glutinous rice cakes in his hand, in the shocked eyes of everyone, Zhuge Buliang pretended to pinch his nose, bit down, chewed twice in his mouth, and then frowned and swallowed.

ps: The material of eating is taken from an excerpt of stand-up comedy, and interested brothers can go to the Internet to check it.