The hot spring in the meditation cave of Siguo Cliff waited for two years, and finally waited for its hostess to arrive, God knows how much preparation Ling Hu Chong had made for this moment and how much energy it had spent. Seeing that it was about to be completed, he was about to have a close contact with the sect leader and enjoy the fun of creating a human being, but he was destroyed by the two stunned people in front of him, how could he not let Linghu Chong's anger rage was monstrous.

"Land monkey, I haven't seen you go up to the cliff for two months, what kind of meal do you come to deliver at this time, you won't starve to death if you don't eat a meal!" Ling Hu Chong said angrily.

"Senior brother, I, I ......" Lu Dayou was stunned by Ling Hu Chong's angry eyes, stammered, and couldn't finish his words.

What the hell is going on, Brother Master hasn't seen me for a long time, my good brother, shouldn't I show extreme enthusiasm, how can this expression be as if I have a grudge against me, could it be that Brother Master also likes Cuihua, and my affair with Cuihua makes Brother Senior jealous.

"Senior brother, you won't be closed and confused, I'm a land monkey, I brought you your favorite dishes, and a jar of wine, let's go into the cave and eat." I still have a lot to say to the master. ”

An inference flashed in Lu Dayou's mind, and then he was immediately denied by himself, how can ordinary people appreciate the inner beauty of this vermilion flower, only my land monkey has this unique vision, and can sense it so clearly, the senior brother must be confused by practice.

"You don't have to go into the hole, just give me the basket, you can go down the mountain first, and then take it back when you deliver food in the evening." ”

Linghu Chong blocked the entrance of the cave and didn't let Lu Dayou in, just kidding, the oriental girl was still wet inside, and Lu Dayou was not all messed up when he entered. What's more, how can he have the kung fu to chat with Lu Dayou, so hurry up and drive him down the mountain, and then get along alone with the Oriental girl, and cultivate feelings is the right thing.

Lu Dayou was confused by Linghu Chong's jiashi, and he scratched his head and didn't understand why the senior brother, who had always had a great relationship with him, suddenly became like this, and he was in a hurry to let him go without letting him finish speaking.

"Senior brother, you haven't heard me finish yet, I have something good to share with you. Senior brother, you don't know, according to your way, I have already been with Senior Sister Zhu...... Hey!" Lu Dayou hurriedly spoke, but when he said that, he became full of spring and triumphant.

"Okay, I already know, you have fallen in love with Senior Sister Cuihua, and you have made a private lifelong commitment, watching the sunset together every day, practicing swords, saying those fleshy love words, and deceiving Senior Sister Cuihua's tears. Linghu Chong said the follow-up words for Lu Dayou, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and go down the mountain, Senior Brother still has to practice, I won't play with you today." ”

"I haven't finished yet, how does Senior Brother know what I'm going to say, and he knows it so clearly. Lu Da had a puzzled face, and secretly pondered in his heart.

Looking at Lu Dayou's inquiring eyes, Ling Hu Chong rolled his eyes, didn't bother to explain, and directly snatched the basket containing the food in Lu Dayou's hand, and then threw Lu Dayou off the cliff. Just kidding, what are you doing with a mysterious look, Lao Tzu has already figured out your old bottom last time he went down the mountain, and I know what kind of fart you want to fart as soon as you pout your ass now.

Thinking of the scene of Lu Dayou's thin body and Zhu Cuihua's majestic body hugging and saying love words, Ling Hu Chong's body suddenly shuddered uncontrollably, and quickly extinguished the murderous picture in his mind.

"Dandan, you have to remember, no matter who comes, you can't let him into the hole, stop the guy who forced his way in, and beat him up if he didn't know him, but don't hurt anyone. When your mission is completed, I will absorb the vitality of heaven and earth to reward you at night. Linghu Chong touched the head of the little spirit monkey and asked.

"Squeak!"

When the little spirit monkey Dandan heard that Ling Hu Chong was going to help it gather at night to adopt the vitality of heaven and earth, his eyes suddenly lit up, he nodded his little head fiercely, let out a cheerful cry, and patted his chest with his little paws to indicate that he had absolutely completed the task.

Ling Hu Chong returned to the meditation cave with the vegetable basket, but saw that the Dongfang Sect Master had already finished taking a bath, changed into his clothes and sat on the edge of the stone bed. Ling Hu Chong's face was annoyed, he was pestered by the bastard of the land monkey to talk nonsense, wasting precious time and missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

"Lady, are you really called Dong Fangbo? Ling Hu Chong put the vegetable basket on the stone table, came to Dongfang Undefeated and sat down, and said affectionately.

"Who is your lady!" Dongfang Undefeated was embarrassed, rolled his eyes at him and said, "How can one of my daughter's families have such a masculine name, my real name is changed to Dongfang Bai." ”

"It turns out that Dongfang Bai is the real name of the lady, this name is so good, and it really matches the lady. Seeing that Dongfang was undefeated and shy, as if he wanted to refute, Ling Hu Chong hurriedly said, "The husband's body has been seen by the lady, not to mention that we have a skin-to-skin kiss just now, and the lady can't put on clothes and don't admit it." ”

"You scoundrel is a hooligan, and you have to beat me up for ruining my innocence, it's really shameless. Dongfang Undefeated raised his palm and slapped it fiercely at Ling Hu Chong.

Linghu Chong did not dodge or dodge, and let Dongfang Undefeated hit his body, as expected, Dongfang Undefeated's seemingly fierce palm power fell on him, and he became weak and powerless, and he lost half of his strength.

"Why don't you dodge, do you know that if I don't stop in time, you will be seriously injured if you don't die. Dongfang was undefeated and said to Linghu.

"You and I are one husband and wife, I don't believe you will hurt me, even if you want to hurt me, I have no regrets and will never resist. Ling Hu Chong looked directly at Dongfang's undefeated eyes, and said sincerely, "You and I are destined, lady, no one can separate us in this life, and no one can stop us from being together." ”

Linghu Chong hugged the moved Dongfang Undefeated into his arms, lowered his head to find the red lips, and printed his big mouth fiercely.

Both of them are novices, and the kissing action is clumsy and rusty, although Ling Hu Chong has specialized in various American and Japanese action blockbusters when he was an otaku in his last life, but practice will always be different from theory, and this kind of thing will only progress if you experience it yourself.

For a long time, Ling Hu Chong and Dongfang Undefeated were lying on the stone bed side by side, and the two top masters in the world were a little dizzy, and they were actually starved of oxygen.

"Lady, although the hidden dangers in the husband's body have been suppressed, they have not been completely lifted, and it is not appropriate to have sex with you for the time being, otherwise the consequences of losing control of the dantian will be unimaginable. After a while, I will absorb enough energy and solve all the hidden dangers of the dantian, and then I will present the master to officiate the wedding for you and me. Ling Hu Chong said affectionately to Dongfang Undefeated.

Dongfang Undefeated didn't speak, just hugged Ling Hu Chong tightly, buried his head in his chest, and made up his mind that he must use all means to collect heavenly treasures, even if it is to rob the heritage of other heirloom sects, he must gather enough energy as soon as possible to completely solve the potential safety hazards in Ling Hu Chong's body.

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