The peach festival will make trouble in the heavenly palace
Let's say that at this time, in the heavenly court, Haotian said to the Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Since that Monkey King made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the prestige of my heavenly court has plummeted, and only now has it slowly recovered, and these days, the earth immortal realm has also calmed down a lot. The peach in Niangniang's peach orchard seems to be about to ripen, and I am ready to take this opportunity to reopen the peach conference and invite the great supernatural powers of the Three Realms to come in order to revive my heavenly court. ”
Queen Mother Yaochi frowned and said, "Everything is up to Your Majesty. ”
Haotian said: "Then at this time, it is so decided, and I will let people invite the great supernatural powers in the Three Realms to come." After speaking, he ordered someone to summon Tai Bai Xing and asked Tai Bai Xing to prepare for the Pan Tao Conference.
For a time, the envoys of heaven and earth shuttled through the Three Realms, and sent the invitations of the Peach Conference to all parts of the Three Realms.
After Lin Qing received Haotian's invitation, he glanced at it, put it aside and muttered, "Haotian, this is to re-establish the majesty of Heavenly Court." Now that Buddhism is booming, I am not afraid that the two doors of Taoism and Buddhism will fight the Dharma at the conference, I am afraid that this gathering will outweigh the losses, unless you attain the sacred position of Shinto, but I don't know if you can give up the psychological obsession of the immortal way. You sit on heaven and earth, all the heavens and all the worlds, and countless Hengsha all have your temples, you should really cultivate the way of God. After speaking, he closed his eyes and stopped talking, and understood the laws of Shinto.
Time passed day by day, and the time for the Heavenly Court to hold the Pan Tao Conference was getting closer and closer, and the messengers of the Heavenly Court were indeed more busy, and Yao Chi was also preparing for the Pan Tao Conference.
Finally, the Pan Tao Conference began, and Haotian and the Queen Mother of Yaochi came to Yaochi early in the morning to prepare to welcome the great supernatural powers within the Three Realms.
Slowly, the famous golden immortals from all over the three islands of Jiuzhou arrived, and Haotian and the Queen Mother of Yaochi sat on the throne. On both sides of the throne, the ones closest to Haotian and the Queen Mother of Yaochi were still empty.
Everyone knew that these seats were prepared for some quasi-saints in the Three Realms, and they were all waiting for the arrival of these big people, and at this time, there was a voice outside: "Confucius has arrived, the leader of the Confucian sect." ”
Confucius, as Lin Qing's doppelganger, should not have come, but he represented a sect, so he still came with himself.
The immortals thought in their hearts. It's finally here, I don't know how many quasi-saints will come to this Pan Tao Conference.
After a while, I saw Confucius carrying a rattan cane, accompanied by several disciples behind him, to Yaochi.
Confucius bowed to God Haotian and said, "Confucius has seen God Haotian. ”
Haotian knew that this was Lin Qing's doppelganger, but many golden immortals below didn't know it, so they had to treat Confucius as someone else and said, "The sect leader doesn't have to be polite, please sit down." ”
After thanking Confucius, he sat down in the fifth seat on the left.
As soon as Confucius sat down, he heard another voice: "Yunzhongzi Daxian has arrived in Xuandu, and the ** master has arrived!" The immortals couldn't help but think when they heard this, but they didn't expect that this time even this one came, and this time the Earth Peach Conference was indeed lively.
After the Xuandu ** Master bowed to the God of Haotian. He walked to the third seat on the left and sat down. Yun Zhongzi, on the other hand, sat in the fourth position.
The immortals were indeed taken aback and thought, "With the status of the Xuandu ** Master in the Dao Gate, he is still only sitting in the third seat, I don't know who the two seats in front of him will be?"
The immortals were secretly thinking about it, and it was another long report: "Vibha's corpse Buddha, Mai to Le's Buddha has arrived, and Medicine Master Liuli Buddha has arrived." "After these two came. After bowing to the god Haotian, he sat on the seat on the left, Maitreya Buddha sat on the fifth, Medicine Buddha Liuli sat on the fourth, and Vibhara corpse Buddha sat on the third.
Then there was a long report, "Burn the lamp, the ancient Buddha has arrived!" After the Buddha came. I sat in the second seat on the right.
The immortals looked at it and thought, "The ancient Buddha who lit the lamp is still only sitting second. It seems that the leader of Mahayana Buddhism, Shakyamuni Buddha, is also coming, this is the first master of the Three Realms, this time the peach conference is indeed interesting. ”
As soon as the Burning Lamp Buddha sat down, there was a voice: "The ancestor of the Wuzhuang Guandi Immortals, Zhenyuan Daxian has arrived!" The immortals hurriedly got up and greeted each other, thinking: "This is also here, and the first one on the Daomen side should be him." ”
However, the immortals saw that after the Zhenyuan Great Immortal saluted the Jade Emperor, they looked at the two positions and didn't know where they were sitting, but when they saw that the Xuandu ** master had retreated under Lin Qing, they couldn't help nodding their heads, but they were sitting in the second position on the left. Seeing this, the immortals were taken aback and thought: "Daomen, except for saints, should be the highest in the Dao line of Zhenyuan Great Immortal, how can they only sit in the second position, is there still a higher Dao Gate than Zhenyuan Daxian Dao Xing."
After some famous families, they couldn't help but think about whether they had attained the position of the ancestor of the first line thousands of years ago, and couldn't help but wonder curiously about how that person could sit at the top of this door.
Finally, a rumor came from outside the door: "Shakyamuni Buddha and the Supreme Mountain Emperor of Ten Thousand Mountains, the ancestor of the earth gods, Lin Qing has arrived!"
I saw Shakyamuni and Lin Qing and some disciples stepping into this Yao Pond together.
The quasi-saints of that gate only nodded and greeted Shakyamuni after Shakyamuni Nyorai sat down.
Lin Qing couldn't help frowning a little when he looked at the seat, and couldn't help but say to Zhen Yuanzi: "How dare Lin Qing dare to be the first master of Zhen Yuanzi and Xuandu." “
Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Although Daoyou was born no later than me, Daoyou established the way of the gods of the earth and spread the way of God in the world, and was one of the two ancestors of Shinto. Under the Heavenly Dao, there are three great avenues of immortals, gods and demons, and if the Taoist friend is a disciple of a saint, his status can be equal to that of a saint. “
The people below couldn't help but be shocked when they heard this, this status was on par with that of saints. Some people can't help but put their minds on that Shinto.
I can't help but think, no wonder some great gods have built temples and called gods over the years, it turns out that Shinto is also one of the ways of heaven, and I used to look down on Shinto, and I want to try it in the future.
Just when Lin Qing was just sitting down, he heard a shout coming from the end of eating: "Old official of the Jade Emperor, why don't you invite my grandson to come when you reopen the Pan Peach Conference, and now that my grandson has become a Buddha, will you still make trouble." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a monkey wearing a robe appear in the Yao Pond. If this robe is draped on other people, it does give people a solemn feeling, but how awkward it looks when draped on this monkey makes people think of an idiom - Mu monkey and crown.
When the Da Luo Jin Immortals saw this monkey, they couldn't help but think in their hearts: "Why is this unlucky monkey here?" But today I can't tolerate your presumptuousness, if you are here to disturb the peach event, the face of these many people will be lost." Besides, if it wasn't for your Buddhist saint last time, how could Haotian allow you to be presumptuous.
When Sun Wukong came to Yaochi, he first said to the Jade Emperor: "I haven't seen the old official for many years, and you are still so stingy." Lao Sun won't make trouble for you at this time, why don't you invite Lao Sun to come to the Pan Tao Conference?"
After speaking, without waiting for the Jade Emperor to answer, he walked to the side of the Buddhist gate. He said to Shakyamuni Nyorai and the eleventh salute: "Fight to defeat the Buddha and see the Buddha." ”
Shakyamuni also made the eleven salutes and said, "There is no need to bow too much. Then Sun Wukong exchanged salutes with several other Buddhas. Then he came to the Daomen side and saluted Zhenyuan Daxian and said, "Big brother and my grandson are polite." ”
The reason why Sun Wukong called Zhenyuan Daxian so much is because during the journey to the west, Sun Wukong pushed the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuanzi. Later, he rescued Zhen Yuanzi, who was a pure person and never wanted to cause more trouble. There is also Hongyun's calculation, and he wants to take advantage of the monstrous luck of Buddhism to transfer it to himself. Otherwise, how could Sun Wukong push the ginseng fruit tree.
Sun Wukong thought that Zhen Yuanzi was really because of it. He saved the ginseng fruit tree before he bowed to himself.
When Sun Wukong was talking to Nazhen Yuanzi, Lin Qing couldn't help laughing, seeing that Sun Wukong's current appearance was far from the monkey head that he thought of in his future life. There is also the time when Sun Wukong played the Buddha number.
After Sun Wukong and Zhen Yuanzi met the ceremony. Hearing Lin Qing sitting there, he couldn't help but laugh and said angrily: "My old grandson is also a vast friend in the Three Realms, but I never know you, who are you? What can I do to sit on my brother? And when my old grandson is talking, what are you laughing at me?
Hearing what Sun Wukong said, countless powers pursed their lips and snickered, that Confucius was Lin Qing's clone. Confucianism is very particular about gifts, and you, the monkey, are the leader of Confucianism and only say that people don't understand etiquette, which is obviously a slap in the face of Confucianism, and it is even more hatred.
Several people standing behind Confucius glared angrily, if it weren't for the peach event, they really wanted to go and theorize what etiquette was.
Ao Yunkun, who was behind Lin Qing, was furious when he heard this, and scolded: "Presumptuous! You monkey head is actually making a big fuss here, Teacher Ru has never taught you to respect your elders?" Ao Yunkun was already unhappy with the monkey, and couldn't help but say angrily.
Lei Zhenzi, who started it, also snorted dissatisfiedly. Lu Wu, who came out of West Kunlun by borrowing the temple of the earth god today, was grateful to Lin Qing, and couldn't help but sneer at Sun Wukong: "Could it be that Daoist friends know what etiquette numbers? When Daoyou entered the Dragon Palace, broke into the underworld, and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, can you know the number of etiquette?
Sun Wukong was furious when he heard that someone below said bad things about him, and he was about to soar. suddenly remembered that he had just said that he would not make trouble, but if he hit someone at this time, he would have broken his promise. and he held back his anger. This monkey is tyrannical, but it has a benefit. Even if you say what you say, you will never break your word, and you can be regarded as a trustworthy person.
Lin Qing raised his hand to stop Lu Wu, who was about to continue talking, and said to Lu Wu with a smile: "Thank you, Daoyou." ”
Then Lin Qing looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and said: "I won't say anything about what etiquette you are discussing today, I just want to ask you, I have no opinion on the great power of the heavens here, why do you have an opinion?"
Sun Wukong said: "If you can beat me, you can barely sit in this position even if you have some ability." ”
Lin Qing smiled and asked, "Oh, what are your skills? ”
Sun Wukong said proudly: "I have seventy-two changes, and I can change at will, and no one knows it." ”
Lin Qingyan said: "People don't know it, didn't Yang Jian, the true monarch of the Erlang Manifestation in Huaguo Mountain, see your changes back then?"
Sun Wukong's face turned red and said: "Okay! This is not counted, I have cultivated a golden body in Buddhism for 10,000 years, and it is not bad." ”
Lin Qing was addicted to teasing the monkey, and then said: "Whether it is a Taoist gate or a Buddhist gate here, it is nothing if it does not damage you. ”
Sun Wukong heard the words and was about to speak when he heard Lin Qing say: "But I heard that you are extremely fast, right?"
The Monkey King couldn't help but say proudly: "If these three realms are about speed, my old grandson will definitely not be able to lose." Are you going to be able to compete with me?"
Lin Qing shook his head, then stretched out his left hand and said to Sun Wukong with a wicked smile: "If you can turn out the palm of my hand, you will win." ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, and there was a thought in their heads: "This monkey is going to soar." And Haotian, who was sitting on the upper hand, looked at Sun Wukong with a funny face and thought: "This monkey is going to suffer." You have a master to take care of, then Lin Qing is better than you, and others also have a master, so why be afraid of you. ”
Seeing this, Shakyamuni thought, "Oh no, this monkey is going to get into trouble again." "What is his junior brother, Sakyamuni is still very clear, if you talk about what else, but this monkey is the apprentice of the Buddha's mother, then Lin Qing must find a lesson to avenge the revenge of the Ten Thousand Immortal Array, his junior brother was looking for something from the beginning, so as to find an opportunity to start. Thinking of this, Sakyamuni couldn't help but prepare to stop it, and felt that a huge immortal aura suddenly pressed on him, mostly because he ignored it, although he couldn't hurt himself, but it was inevitable that he would make a fool of himself. I could only stop and turn to dissolve this immortal qi, and then glanced deeply at Master Xuandu.
Master Xuandu ** smiled slightly, raised the wine glass, and toasted a glass of wine to Sakyamuni Rulai, at this time Sakyamuni Rulai was still angry, but he forgot to respond, and when he noticed it, Master Xuandu ** had already drunk the wine in the cup.
Shakyamuni thought bitterly in his heart: "This Xuandu ** master has always been a catastrophe for countless years, and he is really powerful, and he has turned this cause and effect very easily. ”
It's a long story, in fact, it's just a moment, and it was just Shakyamuni who was blocked by the Xuandu ** master.
Sun Wukong was already very angry, and he was suppressed by Sakyamuni for 500 years. is the most embarrassing thing about himself. Although he is now a Buddha, this matter is still the most embarrassing thing for him.
I saw Sun Wukong take out an embroidery needle from his ear, and Sun Wukong held it in his hand, Sun Wukong shook his hand, and the embroidery needle became an eyebrow-raising stick, officially Sun Wukong's famous weapon of the Three Realms - Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, that is, the Dinghai God Needle Iron used by King Xia Yu to measure the depth of the water.
After Sun Wukong took out the weapon, he pointed at Lin Qing and said: "As the saying goes, scolding people is not short. Hitting people doesn't slap them in the face. You bull nose deceives people too much. After speaking, he waved his stick and hit Lin Qing.
I only heard Lin Qing say, "What a noisy monkey." Then he waved his hand, only to see a big hand appear in mid-air, pinching Sun Wukong in his hand, Sun Wukong's ** golden body has been practiced to a very high level, and it is already not bad. But when he was pinched by this big hand, he couldn't help but let out a miserable scream.
Shakyamuni Rulai hurriedly said: "Please also ask the junior brother, go around Wukong's life." “
"Senior brother's order, junior brother dare not disrespect. After Lin Qing finished speaking, his fingers flicked lightly, and Sun Wukong suddenly flew out of Yaochi.
On the throne, Haotian watched Sun Wukong eat deflated and was beaten away by Lin Qing. Suddenly, the joy in my heart, my heart was depressed by the last time Sun Wukong beat the Heavenly Palace, but it was half of it.
The more he thought about it, the happier he felt in his heart, but he couldn't help but smile on his face. The immortal Buddha in the Yao Pond saw the smile on Haotian's face and thought, "The Jade Emperor is happy this time, but the Buddha Gate is gloomy." ”
Maitreya Buddha snorted coldly, feeling extremely dissatisfied with Lin Qing, now that Buddhism is flourishing, everyone in the flood famine, who does not give Buddhism a face.
Sakyamuni Rulai said dissatisfiedly to Lin Qing: "Fellow Daoist, you have passed. After all, that Monkey King was the only disciple of that person. “
Lin Qingman said indifferently: "He has a master, I also have a master, and I also have a master, so why be afraid." Besides, I didn't mean to, could it be that his master still bullies the small. ”
Shakyamuni couldn't help but smile bitterly, and his heart didn't care about this, anyway, when the sage of Buddhism was tribulated, he and the three thousand would go back.
Lin Qing picked up the wine glass and toasted Shakyamuni Rulai and said, "Senior Brother Chang'er and Senior Brother Wuyun are okay?"
Shakyamuni returned a salute to Lin Qing and said, "Long ears are the same as me, and the dark clouds don't know." ”
Lin Qing understood what Shakyamuni meant, and the long ears also returned with the sage tribulation.
Some of the original Buddhist disciples such as the Maitreya Buddha were slightly dissatisfied with Shakyamuni. Just now, Lin Qing lost the face of my Buddhism, but you are talking very happily here, you are the representative of Buddhism. Everyone knows that you used to be a disciple of the sect, but now you are the master of Buddhism.
Haotian above saw that if he continued like this, his peach event would be the same as last time, and it would end before it opened.
Haotian said: "For countless years, the Three Realms have been peaceful, so today I took advantage of the peach to feast on the immortals of the Three Realms to congratulate me. “
Then Haotian announced the start of the banquet, and the immortals ate the peach. Of course, peaches are also graded. Lin Qing and some other quasi-saints and the Heavenly Court Emperor ate them all for 9,000 years, while the others ate 6,000 and 3,000 years respectively according to the Tao and the Rites.
The Buddha Gate was already a little resentful, and Maitreya Buddha suddenly said to Lin Qing: "I heard that Daoyou divided the Divine Dao into two, for that land Divine Dao, isn't it that the entire Earth Immortal Realm is the land of countless mountain gods in the starry sky, and there are Taoist friends in charge, presumably the Daoist Friends incense must be stronger than the Lord of the Heavenly Gods, right?"
Anger instantly appeared on Haotian Ting on his face, and he couldn't help flashing, as if nothing had happened, and the countless immortals below were also listening carefully to what Lin Qing said.
Lin Qing couldn't help but say to Miller Zun Buddha: "My earth god is in decline, not as big as your Buddha gate, the four continents have fallen into the hands of your Buddha Gate three, and countless famous mountains and rivers have your Buddha temples, my earth god is just left behind and corners." Besides, although there are a large number of people in my earth god lineage, they are all people with low mana, and even more so, your Buddhism enslaves my earth god lineage. I don't know what Venerable Miller should do with this kind of cause and effect?"
Maitreya Buddha couldn't help but say angrily: "Such lowly people, it is their honor for my Buddhism to let them do things, and in that there are some deep mountains and rivers, without the protection of my Buddhism, how can those low-powered mountain gods live alone, and they will all die and be in the mouth of monsters." I almost forgot that the disciple of the Taoist friend is the Emperor Gou Chen, who rules all the demons in the world. Maitreya was unintentionally offended, please forgive me. ”
After Maitreya Buddha finished speaking, there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Hmph!!" Lin Qing snorted coldly, "Your Maitreya Buddha claims to have a big belly and can tolerate the world, which is really a fallacy." Such a person who will repay the eyes also dares to call the big belly and can tolerate the world. The world is foolish. “
Lin Qing couldn't help sighing.
"Okay! Okay! Okay! I will definitely teach Daoist friends **, I want to see that Daoist Shen Dao Fa is really as powerful as your tongue. Maitreya Buddha reprimanded Lin Qing angrily.
Lin Qing said unhurriedly: "The day is not as good as today, the benefit of the deity's tongue will not enter your Buddhism, and you will think that your Buddhism is a lotus flower from your mouth, and you can turn black and white." Today, the deity will teach you the Dharma of Buddhism, and see how you are doing on this Buddhist Avenue?"
After Lin Qing finished speaking, he flew out of Yaochi, standing in the air with a glass sword in his hand.
Haotian saw that the fight started at the beginning of this peach event, so he hurriedly got up to play a round and said: "Both of you are high-spirited, why bother to stir the nameless fire, it's good to sell me a face today." ”
That Maitreya Buddha knew that the current Lin Qing was not something he could deal with, and even Nazhen Yuanzi had to deign to be behind him now, so he had to snort coldly dissatisfied, and then said to Haotian as a Buddha salute: "The poor monk will definitely not sweep away your temperament when he gathers here." ”
Lin Qing instantly withdrew the glass sword and said to Haotian in his own position: "I was offended just now, and I don't blame you for being a fellow Daoist." ”
"I, how can I blame the emperor for such a trivial matter. The Great Emperor is true temperament. Haotian said with a smile.
Haotian said in his heart, you are a stunned person, you really have to do it if you don't say a word, how did Tongtian accept you as a disciple.
Haotian saw that everyone didn't make any trouble now, and couldn't help but say: "In the north of Ruzhou, the big demons are rampant, I want to appease the big demons, so that the continent can be used by mortals to thrive, I don't know what you think." ”
I saw the ancient Buddha on the lamp and said: "Back then, Nuwa Niangniang cut off the limbs of the giant turtle to make up for the sky." The giant tortoise has no quarrel with the world, suffering from this unjustified disaster, and the resentment is monstrous, making a continent angry, but its merits are immeasurable, so the way of heaven makes it reincarnate as a human race, becoming one of the holy emperors of the human race, hoping to resolve its monstrous grievances, but unfortunately Beiju Ruzhou is still angry, so where can the demon clan survive. Now the Emperor wants to break the boundless evil qi, I don't know what can be done?"
Before Haotian could speak, the Medicine Master Liuli Buddha, who was sitting beside the burning lamp, said: "My Buddhism has the ambition to purify all sentient beings, and I can use the light of my Buddhism to dispel those evil qi, transform ten thousand demons, and return a flawless northern Ruzhou in the immortal world." “