Chapter 1 Aliens kidnap earthlings
Li Zhaoyuan, this name is very cliché and bloody, that is, his father's surname is Zhao, and his mother's surname is Li. This name means that it is the fate of Li and Zhao. At home, my father is a little man, a typical PTT (afraid of wife), so it is normal for this Li character to ride on top of Zhao Zi. To paraphrase his father's words, this is a manifestation of love, and loving you is the only way to let you.
His parents were working-class people, and the family was neither rich nor poor. His learning ability is not outstanding, and he took the college entrance examination twice in a row before he barely came to a pheasant university. He more or less inherited his father's character, so he talked loudly in front of men and shy and shy in front of women. I made a good-looking girlfriend in my junior year, and the woman took the initiative first. He really burned high incense, and naturally obeyed his girlfriend's words, and since then he has become a commonly known horse dog.
After graduating from college, Li Zhaoyuan went to the city where his girlfriend was located, found a job with a low salary, paid the rent, and barely lived. At first, I felt very happy and happy with my girlfriend, but less than a year later, my girlfriend proposed to break up, saying that she couldn't see the future with him, and this was not the life she wanted.
He doesn't want to give up, he wants to try to get his girlfriend back. Let his girlfriend give him a few years, and he will try his best to make her live a good life. It wasn't until he was at his girlfriend's house and saw her get into a Porsche man's car and leave that he knew he couldn't get it back. He could never afford a Porsche after a lifetime of struggle. Love is defeated by bread and milk after all, the reality is always cruel, and sweet words can't fill the stomach.
So he quit his job, refunded his rent, and returned to his parents' house in his hometown. Since then, he has been addicted to the online world, anesthetizing himself with online games every day, and has become an Internet otaku.
Two years later, Li Zhaoyuan found a beautiful cutie in an online game, and the conversation between the two was quite speculative. The two fought monsters together, leveled up together, and built equipment together, and soon they called each other husband and wife and became an online virtual couple. Li Zhaoyuan finally got out of the emotional wound. Then they decided to video to see what each other looked like, although there are a lot of dinosaurs on the Internet. However, our Li otaku is not too bad luck, although this Internet beauty is not a peerless beauty, but it is also an ordinary homely woman.
Li Zhaoyuan was originally ordinary, 172 cm tall, with a pair of big glasses, a typical otaku, and the two were also compatible. The two chatted with similar accents, and when they asked, they found out that they were from a city. So the two made an appointment to meet at Laoyinshan, a famous scenic spot in the city.
Early that morning, Li Zhaoyuan washed up and dressed up, and arrived at the date place early to wait. But he waited left and right, and an hour after the date time, the Internet cutie had not yet appeared. He was depressed in his heart, he wouldn't be released again, would he? The second spring, which had just been ignited, wouldn't it be extinguished again. How is it so inch?
He picked up his mobile phone and called, and it came - you dialed an empty number, please check the number before dialing. He carefully looked at it and dialed it again, but it was still empty, and he secretly said in his heart: "What's the matter? Obviously I got through yesterday, why is it empty today?"
No way. Since I was dumped again, fortunately, I didn't get into the relationship much this time, and there was no pain in my heart. Li Zhaoyuan just felt how stupid he was, and let women play again.
But he is also a bachelor now, and he believes that there is no grass at the end of the world, and he will come out anyway. When I arrived at Laoyin Mountain, I naturally wanted to climb it, and I wanted to shout at the top of the mountain to vent my grievances.
He soon climbed to the top of the mountain, although he had not exercised for two or three years, but after all, he was only twenty-six years old, young and strong, and his physical strength was okay.
"Ah——ah——ah——" he yelled three times, "your X's love! your X's Porsche! Lao Tzu will definitely ...... you in the future" He originally wanted to say that Lao Tzu must trample you under his feet and make a lot of money to stone you to death. He hadn't finished shouting yet, and he felt that he couldn't do it, and he didn't have the confidence to shout.
"Hahahaha......" Li Zhaoyuan was laughing alone after shouting. Nearby tourists who came to climb the mountain saw it and whispered on the side.
"Is this kid crazy?"
"I guess I was dumped by that dinosaur, right?"
"Probably from an insane asylum. ”
"Don't think about it, young man, or I'll introduce you to a girl!" an old lady shouted.
Li Zhaoyuan didn't hear these gossips from others.
At this time, a large number of dark clouds suddenly gathered in the sky, and there was a faint need for lightning and rain. A female tour guide shouted through a loudspeaker: "Please hurry down the mountain, thunder and rain on the mountain are very dangerous, please hurry down the mountain......"
It's not the tourist season, there aren't many people on the mountain, and it's gone quickly, leaving Li Zhaoyuan alone in a daze.
Suddenly he was patted on the shoulder by a slender little hand, and he was about to curse, but when he turned his head, he saw a girl who looked like a fairy. Before he could speak, the fairy spoke first: "Hey, I've called you so many times, why are you still standing here?!"
Li Zhaoyuan was confused: "Did you call me?
"Hmph, if you don't come down the mountain, it's going to thunder and rain!" said the girl.
"Oh, I'll go down the hill. Li Zhaoyuan looked at the girl and was stunned, his heart was pounding, and his face was slightly red.
After the girl called him, she turned around and immediately jumped down the hill first.
Li Zhaoyuan also immediately followed, he was not as fast as the girl, and the girl disappeared in a blink of an eye. He wanted to ask the girl's name, but he didn't have the guts. So he could only slowly drive down the mountain.
Li Zhaoyuan hurried to the halfway point of the mountain, and at this time, the dark clouds that had been brewing for a short time sent out a bolt of lightning, clicked, and actually hit the top of the mountain. Li Zhaoyuan was startled when he saw it, but fortunately he retreated halfway up the mountain, otherwise he might have been a charred corpse now. In his heart, he was secretly grateful to the girl who had just told him to come down the mountain.
After the dark clouds sent out a thunderbolt and the first lightning bolt, eight thunderbolts and eight lightning bolts were fired in a row. Bursts of thunder shook people's lungs, and the lightning was terrifying. And the eight lightning bolts actually hit the top of the mountain. Li Zhaoyuan was so frightened that his feet were weak and he couldn't walk, so he slowly descended the mountain by holding on to the side of the mountain.
But his movements were too slow, and before he had walked a few steps, a vision suddenly appeared, and the dark clouds that emitted nine thunders and nine lightning bolts suddenly emitted a colorful light shining on Li Zhaoyuan. By the time the colorful color disappeared, Li Zhaoyuan had disappeared. Could this be the legendary alien kidnapping of earthlings?!
Then the dark clouds that had been gathering in the sky for a long time also dissipated, and not a single drop of rain fell.
When Li Zhaoyuan woke up slowly, he hurriedly touched his head, face, and then touched his body, looked at his hands and feet, and found that he was not injured, so he was slightly relieved. But when he looked around him, he couldn't be happy.
He was in a primeval forest, and the tall trees were so tall that the leaves almost obscured the sun, making it difficult for sunlight to reach the ground. He didn't know where he was now. He reached out and pinched his face. "Oops! it hurts. He said to himself, "It's not a dream. Where the hell am I? Damn aliens!"
He has seen a lot of movies about aliens and documentaries about UFOs, and can only think that he was kidnapped by aliens and put himself back, but not in the right place. He was really depressed, and he didn't know how many times he scolded the aliens.
Scolding is scolding, he is still full of obscenity, and he takes off his clothes again to see if there is a chip implanted by aliens or something. Obsessed with himself becoming a superman because of this, that's a real dick.
But he was disappointed again, and he found nothing when he searched all over his body. It can be said that it is a complete return to Zhao. He jumped, not as high as he imagined, and kicked the big tree next to him, and his foot hurt more than the tree.
Since you haven't earned anything, let's find your way home. Hopefully I'll get out of this damn primeval forest before I starve to death.
He finally climbed to the top of a large tree, and when he looked up, he felt dazzled.
"What's going on?" he said to himself, "it can't be that the aliens have broken their eyes." ”
He hurriedly took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he said, "Huh!, how is it so clear?" he put on his glasses again, and it was a mess. When I took off my glasses, it was clear again.
"Haha, the aliens have done something good. It cured my myopia. He was secretly refreshed in his heart, and he had a good impression of aliens. I was going to throw away my glasses, but I thought that I didn't know when I would be able to leave this hellish place, and it might be useful to keep them, so I put them in my pocket.
He looked around the top of the tree again, and saw that all around him was green, and the forest cover could be said to be 100 percent. I didn't even see a mountain, let alone a road, a person, or anything.
The mood that had improved slightly quickly fell to the bottom. "What should I do? How can I get out of such a big area? I'm afraid that I will die before I go out. Calm, calm down. He kept reminding himself.
He never thought that he would have such a day, and he didn't like to travel, so he didn't usually care much about the knowledge of survival in the wild. Fortunately, he usually likes to watch science or some documentaries, and he also knows some knowledge about survival in the wild.
He knew that the human body was made up of more than 70% water, and without water, he was afraid that he would not be able to do it in three days, so it was best to find a water source first. So he immediately climbed down the tree and looked nearby to see if there was any water source. He wandered and searched for more than ten minutes, but did not find a waterhole, nor did he see a stream or a river. When I was upset, I felt that my trouser legs were a little wet, and I immediately thought, "Dew!" There must be no shortage of dew in this primeval forest. Looking around closely, some of the unobstructed sunlight was scattered on some of the shrubs and grasses, and there was a glittering crystalline light.
If the water problem is solved, it is natural to solve the problem of eating. He soon found edible fruits, and there was no shortage of fruit trees in such a large forest. As long as it is confirmed that there is no poison, it will naturally starve to death.