Chapter 292: How Boring You Are

"No, you are talking nonsense, how boring I am, I can still take a fancy to you, hum, people ignore you!" said the mountain rabbit spirit blushing shyly.

"My God, then you must not take a fancy to me, you are a twelve-year-old little boy and you have taken a fancy to me, I have broken the law, and when the time comes, I will give you a big hat that violates minors, and I will die!" Su Xian hurriedly said.

"It's not very simple for the old lady to reach maturity, it's just that if the old lady is in adolescence, it's just better for the old lady to cultivate. The mountain rabbit said stiffly.

"You don't really like me, do you?" asked Su Xian again with a suspicious expression.

"No, it's impossible to fall in love with you, don't be sentimental, okay? I'll tell you, when you go back and see the third boy brother, you will be ashamed of yourself. The mountain rabbit spirit said strongly.

"But the third generation of the boy has a wife, what does this have to do with you, and what can you two have to do with it?

"You don't have to worry about my affairs, and you have more than a dozen wives, and you still care about me?" asked the mountain rabbit spirit rhetorically.

"As you said, I don't have a wife here, you can be my first. But I'm not interested in you, what do you say about this?" said Su Xian with a wicked smile.

"But you can also love me, is that kind of pure love, do you understand?" said the mountain rabbit spirit suddenly.

"Don't, I'm not interested in minors, I can't even do it if you ask me to do it. Su Xian said. "Then do you still want Meng Po's tears, you tell me?" said the mountain rabbit spirit coldly.

Su Xian thought about it for a long time, but still compromised, and asked: "Then you can explain to me in human terms, what is pure love? Is it the kind that doesn't get started and doesn't sleep with you?"

The mountain rabbit spirit shook his head: "It's okay not to go to bed, but you can't help it, you have to hug people, relatives, comb people's hair or something." ”

"Oh my God, you call this kind of thing pure love? Su Xian said with a disdainful face.

"And what do you want?" said the mountain rabbit spirit with a blushing face, "Even if I open my mind, do you think you can really do it?"

"No, no," Su Xian immediately shook his head: "I'm not interested in an immature body at all, I only like to eat ripe peaches." ”

"If the old lady becomes mature, then the man who must not pursue the old lady will be lined up from hell to the world? Hmph, if you don't know how to cherish the old lady now, the old lady will make you regret it!" said the mountain rabbit spirit coldly.

Su Xian had no choice but to nod, and then he easily held the hair of the mountain rabbit spirit in his hand, he looked at the gray hair and asked, "What's the matter with your hair?

"It would be nice to change in the future, I'm just not mature yet. Also, can you visit your family's house when no one is around?" asked the mountain rabbit spirit.

"Don't do it, you're a child, I'm an adult, that's not good. Su Xian said embarrassedly. "What's that, even if you don't kiss, you must at least hug me hard, and that's it!" the mountain rabbit spirit continued to ask.

Su Xian nodded, then hugged the thin waist of the mountain rabbit spirit and hugged it fiercely in his arms, and then quickly let go.

The mountain rabbit spirit was not very happy at this time, so he said: "Why do you seem to dislike me so much? Am I not good-looking?" Su Xian said: "I just have a psychological disorder, and you are indeed a child!"

"Okay, I won't force you, after all, it's your freedom to choose, but you have to remember that you have to care for me anytime and anywhere, love me, and take care of me like a brother takes care of a sister, understand?"

Su Xian thought for a while and nodded: "It's okay." "Okay, can I sleep with you at night?" asked the mountain rabbit spirit suddenly.

Su Xian was furious at that time, and hurriedly said: "How can this work, you are a child, if I miss my wife at night, or sleepwalk, what will happen to you?"

"What are you thinking, Su Xian, are you a pervert or a beast, aha, I mean I bring my own quilt, draw a line between the two of us, you just don't have a line at night. The mountain rabbit spirit said.

"Oh well. Su Xian thought about it and nodded. So the mountain rabbit spirit took Su Xian to the house of the third boy, this place is like an inn, and the house of the third boy has several bedrooms.

Su Xian entered the door and sat down at a table, and he could even see that there was such a thing as a menu. "No, this third-world boy won't be a hotelkeeper, right?" asked Su Xian with some surprise.

"Yes, that's what it looks like, this inn opened by the third boy is licensed by the ghost woman, because sometimes some humans or monsters who don't belong to hell will also come here, so open a hotel and manage it in a unified manner. The mountain rabbit spirit nodded with a smile and said.

"Then you people should eat differently than outside. Su Xian said. "We eat ours, you can eat what you have, do you see it, the vinegar fish in the West Lake is the specialty of the third boy, do you want to try it?" said the mountain rabbit spirit, pointing to the menu.

"West Lake vinegar fish, where did you get this kind of thing?" asked Su Xian. "Oh, it's easy, someone goes out to buy it, you don't care. Anyway, you are not allowed to be tempted by Sister Ying Ning, let's talk about it!" said the mountain rabbit spirit coldly.

"Ying Ning, the baby Ning in the Zhai Zhiyi?" asked Su Xian. "Hey, you're quite knowledgeable, it's her, hehe, now she's going out to buy for us people. The mountain rabbit spirit said with a smile.

"Then she must be very beautiful! It is said that if the dead want to see her, they will immediately become alive!" Su Xian said.

"That's not, what's more important is that Sister Ying Ning has always remained single, and many men want to sleep with her for one night, even if it's worth it. I'll tell you, even the White Bone Lady is ashamed to see her!" said the mountain rabbit spirit very proudly.

"Bone Lady, an old acquaintance, if I see her, I can still catch up. Su said with a smile.

"That was when you were on earth, and now in hell, you can't see her often. See, our hell is also full of talents, and this beauty is all beautiful!" said the mountain rabbit spirit.

"It's like you're very beautiful!" Su Xian looked at the mountain rabbit spirit with disdain. The mountain rabbit spirit grimaced at Su Xian: "Hmph, when the old lady reaches maturity, you will know that this girl should only be in the sky, how many times can you smell it in the world!"

"Well, I'm waiting for you, don't let me down!" Su Xian said with a wicked smile. "Yes, Su Xian, remember to be kind to me, do you hear?" said the mountain rabbit spirit coldly.

"Hehe, how boring am I to be emotional about a minor?Okay, let's leave it at that!" Su Xian said with a sigh.

"Then how boring are you, you stay in the world so well, do you have to run to hell?" At this time, a man's voice came from outside the door of the hotel, Su Xian looked for it, but saw a handsome young man with a red dot on his eyebrows.