Chapter 032: I'm Twisting, I'm Twisting!
Although Lady Sword's "zombie plan" is self-defeating, Jesse is still nowhere to be found. Yunou had no choice but to leave Qixingjing and go to an ancient secluded place - Baoxi.
When talking with Yubin's seniors, Yunou especially inquired about several quiet, strange and beautiful places in the adjacent areas of Zhejiang and Fujian. Yubin especially recommended two streams - Baoxi and Sanjing Creek.
Baoxi is in the territory of Longquan. But when I see this wonderful place in front of me:
The trajectory is natural, and the ups and downs are singing for a hundred miles;
The ripples are dreamy, and the shyness whispers about the seventeenth year.
- Baili Baoxi, just a young and pure, shy and shy young girl.
"I don't know if Ruyun and Wendao saw Baoxi, would they also want to collect it?"
However, Ruyun did not follow. In Qixingjing, after Ruyun met with Wendao and Grandma Jiang, Yunou left first. Because Wendao persuaded Ruyun, saying that he should wait for Zhen Luolong.
On the side of the road, a dilapidated ancient ruins of sword-casting made Yunou look sideways. Yun Ou pondered: "The mountains and rivers here are pure and exquisite, and they are the most suitable for casting feminine vessels! Perhaps, the female sword of the Merry Double Sword originated here." ”
Coldly, a woman appeared in front of her, wearing heavy makeup and delicate, and sang while walking:
I twist, I twist!
I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed!
I'm twisted, I'm ashamed,
Ten ingots of silver to accompany the wine,
A gold pair or two of pants are lost.
After singing, Chaoyun Ounu said with a red and glamorous thick mouth: "This handsome brother, where are you going?
"What the hell, Lao Tzu has seen too much!" "In such a fresh and refined place, such a broken thing that spoiled the scenery actually appeared, and Yun Ou ignited with an inexplicable fire, drew his sword and came out, and killed it with a cloud wanderer!
Yun Ou originally wanted to teach this woman a lesson, but unexpectedly, this woman pounced on Yun Ou without hesitation and wanted to pull Yun Ou's pants!
"Huh, I have some guts and skills!" Yun Ou was startled, and the sword road was forced to sink and retreat, but the woman took advantage of the momentum to press!
I saw that in that gap, a "water and wood bird" spread its wings and was ready to fly!
"Haha, boy, your trick is so dirty!" said Yun Ou laughed.
This ugly boy quickly regained his momentum and hurriedly put on his pants.
"I'm going to abolish your little bird's wings this time, see if you're still ashamed or twisted!" Yun Ou waved his sword and wanted to slash down!
At this time, there was a sudden "clang" sound, and Yun Ou's sword was hit by a flying stone and deviated from the direction. In a flash, a handsome descendant was killed in front of him, and he shouted: "Stay under the sword...... Roots!"
Yun Ou is naturally a false move, but he has already felt that the techniques and strength of this later life also have considerable cultivation!
"One against two, when it is decided quickly!" Yun Ou thought to himself, called "whirling clouds flying", took off a bucket and climbed over the head of the descendant, and waved out the "chaotic cloud wanderer".
Yun Ou's move, although it is called "chaotic", but countless dark energy is like a sharp blade urging out through the tip of the scabbard, and the clothes on the back of the latter life were cut into pieces in an instant!
"Ahh
"Hooligan, come up and spoil the weak woman!" Hou Sheng scolded angrily as he straightened his clothes in a panic with his back on his back.
Yun Ou turned his head and looked, and it turned out that the back of the "offspring" was impressively remembered with a women's chest pocket!
- Clearly, the beautiful back of a young girl in front of me!
"Oh, hell again, why are they all reversed yin and yang?" Yun Ou felt goosebumps all over his body, so he asked sharply: "Yin and yang are reversed, male and female are chaotic, where are you wild ghosts?!"
"Wild ghost, I think you're a pervert! Come on! I'm going to strip you naked today, so that you can be happy!" the girl scolded, and she swooped over with the filthy ghost, every move and every move was the momentum of the fight......
"Benben, Mu Mu stop! Come here for the teacher!" A middle-aged man suddenly appeared at a height a little farther away, and shouted loudly, "Does this benevolent brother seem to be good at undressing people's clothes!
"Sure enough, there will be a teacher, there must be a disciple!" Yun Ou heard the wrong word, was enraged again, and struck "Cloud Wandering in the Sky", turned over and swept towards the high place. The man didn't answer, but turned and leaped away.
The cloud gull continued the pursuit. After turning a few hills, there was no one to be seen.
After a few more steps, it suddenly opened up in front of me, and there was no cave:
Lush, with green hills facing each other, and green grass everywhere. A treasure stream meanders, and countless colored carp teams are lined up. The shore of the human settlements is unique, and the heart of the fence is unique.
Especially two or three human settlements, strange but not grotesque, ancient but ancient, unusual, really ingenuity!
In one of them, the front door was open, and there seemed to be a figure shaking. The cloud gulls strode closer.
"Haha, the young man is not only a humble gentleman, but also a man of temperament! Yun Ou entered the door and saw that it was the middle-aged man just now. But seeing that this person's face is full of vicissitudes, he does not hide his elegance, and he is a talent.
"Who is my friend? How do you recognize me? I don't know why I want to burst into foul language just now? If you are offended, please bear with me!" Yun Ou was angry, but when he heard that the man recognized himself and treated him politely, it was not easy to have a seizure.
The man was stunned for a moment, then slapped his brain, hugged his fists and laughed: "Shaoxia, there is no hospitality in the cold house, you can grab a few handfuls of green beans at random and go to the bar!"
When Yun Ou heard this, he immediately laughed and hurriedly hugged his fists and said, "I'm ashamed!
The man poured wine for Yun Ou, and then said:
"In Xiayuren, yesterday my best friend Yubin senior came here, and specifically mentioned you, and said that you might pass through Baoxi, so ......"
"I see, Senior Yubin really has a heart!" Yun Ou said happily.
"Zhao Ben and Shan Mu, that is, Ben Ben and Mu Mu, are my two apprentices, they are playful by nature, and when they heard that you were coming, they made a farce to greet you. It's not to blame for being ignorant, it's not to blame for offending!" explained the fishman.
"Hahaha, no wonder! Thinking about it now, it's really funny, it's funny, how can you blame it?" Yun Ou laughed heartily.
Yun Ou suddenly thought that this "fishman" name was so strange, so he said: "Brother Yu, your 'fishman' name seems to have a great future!"
Hearing this, the fishman was already in tears in the blink of an eye! Yun Ou was puzzled and asked each other one by one. The fishman invited Yun Ou to drink and chat, and Yun Ou was obsessed with listening and sighed again and again.
It turned out that the fish man was originally a neighbor of Qingyuan, who was sensitive to learning and liked martial arts. More than 20 years ago, because of a visit to a friend, I passed through Baoxi, and unexpectedly met a stunning woman bathing in this celestial body. The fishman was amazed by his beauty and exclaimed: "Beautiful as a phoenix!" After finishing speaking, a white light suddenly flashed, and the fish-man's vision blurred for a while. When he opened his eyes, there was still a shadow of a beautiful woman!