Chapter 110: Lewd Linghu Chong
"Come on, come on, dry this bowl in one gulp, I will definitely have a good drink with Brother Linghu today!"
"It's done!"
Ling Hu Chong and the two top flower picking experts of "Smiling Proud Jianghu Shijie" frequently raised their glasses and clinked bowls and drank heavily. After a while, the three of them drank the only jar of peerless wine in the world.
The three of them smashed their mouths, they seemed to be reminiscing about this sweet and drunk person, making people feel like a fairy, it was really a peerless wine, which made people intoxicated and couldn't extricate themselves, and it really deserved to be the peerless treasure of the world's first wine king.
"Brother Tian, Brother Zhao, you two are very busy people, the so-called nothing is not to go to the Three Treasures Palace, what do you want to go to my Huashan Mountain to think about the cliff today?" Ling Hu Chong put the empty wine bowl on the stone table and went straight to the point.
"I look at the two of you seem to have a sad face, is there something unspeakable, everyone and friends, you might as well say it directly. Ling Hu Chong continued to say to Tian Boguang and the others in that oily and smooth prodigal tone, "It's really rare to find a few friends with a common language this year, don't worry, no matter what you ask, I won't agree to you." ”
"That's right...... I haven't even said it, why don't you say yes? Tian Boguang was anxious, what the hell is going on, he didn't say anything, he still looked like a confidant just now, drinking together, calling him a good friend of his brother, and he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone in a blink of an eye, which was too bad.
"Brother Tian, you don't need to say it, the eldest husband is hard to chase after him, no matter what you say, I will not agree to you. Ling Hu Chong pretended to be serious and said with a firm face.
At this time, Zhao Wansong, a bald man who resembles Hong Kong's No. 1 fierce man Xu Jinjiang, was also shocked by Ling Hu Chong's Sichuan drama's face change. The two world-famous top prostitutes stared at each other, and their minds were completely confused.
"Brother Linghu, what you are doing is not kind, how can you say that we also have the friendship of drinking at the same table, like the elegance of prostitution in the years of water, how can you turn your face and deny people. Tian Boguang's thoughts were messy, and he was confused by the difference in attitude change between Ling Hu Chong and before.
"Prostitute your sister, I just went to drink, and the nature of your lewd thief is completely different. Besides, there are countless people who have drunk at the same table with me Linghu Chong, and there is a fart at the same table to drink. You two whores want me to be in the same league as you, don't even think about it. Ling Hu Chong opened his mouth for a lot of reasons to refute, so that Tian Boguang was speechless.
Tian Boguang was so aggrieved that he wanted to vomit three liters of blood, and he couldn't care about any means of eating soft or hard, so he directly revealed his fierce appearance, and threatened viciously: "Brother Linghu doesn't miss the old love, then don't blame me Lao Tian for being ruthless, knocking you out directly and taking you down the mountain." ”
"Yo, Brother Tian is really a big mouth, although your martial arts are good, you are also a well-known figure in the rivers and lakes. But this is the mountain gate of the Huashan faction, if you do evil here, aren't you afraid that my master and sister will cut you off. Ling Hu Chong made a cutting gesture, and his eyes couldn't help but aim at the crotch of Tian Boguang and the others.
Tian Boguang and the others only felt that their bodies were suddenly creepy, and their hairs stood up, zuihou seemed to remember something, and said a little proudly: "The martial arts of the gentleman Jianyue are unfathomable, and he has left a great reputation in the rivers and lakes, Lao Tian and I really can't afford to provoke it alone." But Brother Linghu still don't have the illusion that your master will come to save you, he is probably still fifty miles away. ”
"Before thinking about the cliff and seeing the Linghu brothers, Lao Zhao and I committed a few cases in a row with this little white face surnamed Tian in Ziyun Town, Shili range of the Huashan faction, and then went around in a big circle before going to Huashan Siguo Cliff, at this time, the head of Yue and his wife are probably still in the town fifty miles away, and they will not be able to come in time for half a day. ”
Zhao Wansong added triumphantly, as if he wanted to see Ling Hu Chong's frustrated appearance.
"It turns out that you deliberately sent my master and master down the mountain, and you really thought of a good plan. Linghu Chong continued, "But for no reason, why did I want to go down the mountain with you, maybe I wanted to invite me to join your flower picking team." I explained in advance that I can't do such a difficult job as a thief. ”
"Okay, I won't hide it from you, brother, I was poured poison and lit a death hole, if you can't be brought to Hengshan alive and unscathed, my old Tian Dahaode time will be over, and the precious life will wither. Tian Boguang stopped going around in circles, and went straight to the point and told Ling Hu Chong the truth.
"Brother Linghu, I don't want to force you, it's just that my life is pinched by others, and I have to listen to others and do things for others. What's more, this is not a bad thing, the mysterious man wants you to go to Hengshan to see the beauty, it is said that she is still a peerless beauty. Zhao Wansong didn't beat around the bush and directly explained the reason.
"Although I don't know what poison you have, but I know that there is no incurable poison in this world, you can go to a doctor to help you remove the poison, why pin your hopes on me, in case the master who poisoned you thinks that you are useless, maybe he will unload the mill and kill the donkey and slaughter you directly. Linghu Chong said to the two.
"This poison is not an ordinary poison, except for the person who poisoned it, I am afraid that only the famous doctor who killed people can resolve it with one finger. It's just that this Ping Yizhi has a strange personality, and if he refuses to heal me, I won't die. Tian Boguang said with a frustrated face. If there was another way, how could he dare to go back and meet the female demon, he would have slipped away a long time ago.
"You can kneel down and beg him, or you put a knife on his neck, and I don't believe that the neck of a famous murderer is harder than a knife. Linghu Chong gloated and said cool words.
"Well, I said you kid gloating, didn't you. Anyway, you have to go down with us today, and if you don't, we'll knock you out and take you away. ”
Tian Boguang said in an undoubted tone: "I know that Brother Linghu is a famous young hero with strong martial arts, but he is still a little worse than my Lao Tian, although this bald head surnamed Zhao is a bastard, his martial arts are not bad." The two of us will join forces to catch you, and I advise you not to make senseless resistance, or obediently follow us down the mountain. ”
"I'm rubbing three thousand six hundred times!"
Zhao Wansong said loudly: "Brother Linghu, although the Huashan faction is famous, the entire Huashan is just a gentleman's sword, and the other disciples are simply vulnerable in my opinion. ”
"So Brother Linghu must not make senseless resistance, and don't let your brothers stand out for you. You know, this man must have died in vain when he came up, this woman, hehe, you know what we do, so, don't be impulsive. Tian Boguang also cooperated with Zhao Wansong to put pressure on Linghu Chong.
"Hey, hey!"
Linghu Chong laughed, laughing more and more thief, more and more obscene, and then getting louder and louder, zuihou turned into a long laugh looking up to the sky. I, Ling Hu Chong, as the only mythical master in the rivers and lakes for thousands of years, was despised by you two little lewd thieves. It's okay, I haven't made a move for a long time, so today I will take the two of you and force the Dongfang girl to come up in person.
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