Text Chapter 115 Tong Muhe's intoxicating porridge
The wine banquet dispersed the stones and returned to the house, and directly entered the hermitage realm.
Shi Zi stretched his neck and pointed to a purple light Ding furnace in front of him, and said with a stumbling mouth, "Tong Lao, where did you get this Ding, where did you get that Piaoxiang Ding, and where did you make delicious food?"
Tong Mu couldn't close his mouth, laughed wildly and flew over and landed on Shizi's shoulder, turned his head to look at Shizi and said, "Idiot, you can, a woman's fragrance, yes, it's about to open up"
Shi Zi asked impatiently, "Sun Fang drank too much again, I will run back when I carry it back, what's the matter with this ding, you got such a cow ding?"
Tong Muhe smiled and said, "Idiot, don't you have a heart feeling with it? It is Piaoxiangding, but I found its secret, this is its true face of Lushan, what do you think of Xianshan Baoding?"
Shi Zi was very surprised, and couldn't believe that the famous baby was in front of him, and his eyes looked straight at Xianshan Ding and walked forward step by step.
Gently touching this treasure with his hand, after observing it closely, Shizi felt that this treasure, its light was soft and radiated in circles.
The stone is on the top of the fairy mountain ding, carefully observed, at this moment the brain conjured up the appearance of this mountain, very magical this kind of brain appeared in the shadow, are only hit by the first move of the stone, this time the stone is not surprised at all, he feels that this is the ancient magic weapon strange to make him appear in the brain of its appearance.
Shizi looked down and saw the dense small characters below, although he didn't know any of them, but each word was clear and neat.
Shi Zi turned to look at Tong Muhe and said, "Old Tong, don't you think you should rub these words down?"
Tong Muhe smiled and scolded, "Idiot, do you think Lao Tzu is stupid?
Shi Zi asked again, "This Ding Furnace still needs to be replaced, presumably Elder Mengxiao also knows about this, what is the effect of this Ding Furnace?"
Tong Muhe sighed and said, "Good baby is indeed a good baby, it is best to use it for others, and it is best for us to use it to burn some wine and drink, how about using it to defend after a while, that old fox will not know the true face of this Ding, because he does not have the spiritual power of the demon spirit and cannot be urged"
Shizi was relieved at this time, and then bared his teeth and smiled, "Is it good to use it to cook a few dishes, I am looking forward to it."
Tong Muhe scolded loudly, "Get out, fuck, go to sleep, you're still done with the rice bucket after a day."
Shizi was blinded by this scolding, and stood in place for a long time before running upstairs to sleep with his head down.
In the rest area of the elite disciples on the cliff behind the stone house, in two different houses, the two little women were lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night.
Sun Fang's face was happy, his eyes were closed, but his smile bloomed, and he whispered in his mouth, "Master, you are so bad, not only touching other people's hands, but also touching other people's butts at night, you are too sexy"
Then he hid his face in the quilt and said, "You said to give birth to a few, I'll give birth to you, hahaha"
In the other room, Sima Yu just couldn't sleep, thinking that Shizi was touching his white and fat little hand, rubbing it back and forth as if he was playing with a treasure, and looked at his hand and secretly laughed.
On the second day, Shizi was scolded and depressed, looked at Tong Muhe outside, and was about to make soju, and his heart was angry, and he pointed at the old bird and scolded softly, for fear that Tong Muhe would find out, and his expression was vicious.
"Dead old bird, stinky bird, pick your hair and plug your stinky mouth, be careful that the master roasts and eats it for you"
Sorted out his clothes and looked in the mirror, went downstairs to prepare breakfast, and when he walked downstairs, he saw a plate of meat and a pot of porridge on the table, and Shi Zi's mind flashed out that it was a breakfast made with Xianshan Ding.
Shizi quickly sat down and made a bowl of porridge, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth without chewing, and directly drank a mouthful of porridge and ate it slowly.
After swallowing it in one gulp, he exhaled deeply and said, "It's delicious, it's really extraordinary."
Then he closed his eyes and tasted it, blinked his mouth and said, "It seems to have a little aroma of wine, what kind of porridge is this?"
Tong Muhe also flew back at this time, landed on the table, looked at the porridge and said, "Why is this porridge delicious, drink more"
Shi Zi hurriedly nodded and said with a smile, "The more you eat, the more fragrant it is, it really deserves to be a good Ding pot porridge is fragrant, it just tastes a little wine, do you add wine to it, it is still fragrant with wine"
After eating the stone, his whole body was full of aura, he felt that his face was slightly red and burping, he felt a little shaky when he got up, and praised in his mouth, "It's delicious and delicious, I feel that the spiritual power mixed with it is full, I go out and you continue to burn the bar."
Shi Zi came out of the hidden cultivation domain, but Tong Muhe laughed: "Eat some wine and rice porridge, just like this, what a waste, what a fool who can't achieve anything"
Shizi walked out of the courtyard with flirtatious steps, and sat down in front of the chair in the corridor with his eyes shaken, but this time he fell asleep without meditating.
Shi Zi was deceived by Tong Muhe this time, and Sima Yu was the first to jump over to play with Shizi, and at a glance, he saw Shizi lying on the chair and falling asleep.
Sima Yu found a round stool and sat next to the stone, at this time Pan Biaohan and Xiao Chong also came, looked at the stone and were stunned for a moment, and then asked Sima Yu, "Little brother and sister, what's wrong with my brother Shi Yu, sleeping at this time, is it possible that you have been practicing all night at night?"
Sima Yu blushed and lowered his head and said, "I don't know either, but there seems to be a smell of wine emanating from him, as if he has been drinking."
Pan Biao shook his head and said affirmatively, "This is absolutely impossible, he would have drunk a long time ago, and he may not have eaten anything."
After a while, Sun Fang also came, and when he saw the three of them looking around the stones, he leaned over curiously, "What do you see, what's wrong with my master, come and ask me to take a look."
Sun Fang put her head on the face of the stone and sniffed it with her nose, raised her head and said, "You guys are so bad that the old man drinks, but he doesn't drink a drop of wine."
Sima Yu smiled and shook his head and said, "Don't frame us if you smell it again, okay" Sun Fang leaned over to Shizi's face and sniffed it carefully, Shizi's breath was indeed wine.
Just as she wanted to open her mouth, there was a small hand behind her head that pressed her head, and Sun Fang was firmly mouth-to-mouth with Shizi, and kissed this suddenly.
The hand on the back of her head was still pressed against her head and twisted, and then there was a laugh like a silver bell, "I'm not ashamed, I'm kissing in broad daylight, come and see"
Sun Fang raised her head vigorously, but her little hand was still very powerful, and she didn't get up and was pressed back again, and kissed the stone again.
Sun Fang shouted loudly on one side of her face, "Dead girl, you made the old lady happy early in the morning, didn't you, this time I have to clean you up" The two girls frolicked again.
Xiao Chong smiled helplessly, looked at Pan Biaohan and said, "Sister Ma, I heard that the Clear Heart and Bright Eyes Talisman you refined is very effective, come on, use one and I'll see the effect."
Pan Biao smiled and said proudly, "This is not blowing with you, my talisman is very effective, come, you can see it"
A talisman came out of his hand, and it was pasted to the door of Shizi's head, and suddenly in the talisman, a little blue light appeared, and after half a cup of tea, Shizi rubbed his eyes, and saw Xiao Chong and Pan Biaohan sitting opposite him.
Shizi said very unconsciously, "It's really not conscious, two brothers, I fell asleep because of the conspiracy of my bird, when did you come?"
Pan Biaohan looked at Xiao Chong and said, "How is it, how is my talisman, is it powerful, sober up?"
Xiao Chong solemnly gave Pan Biaohan a thumbs up, "Amazing, clever, admired, master of talismans, my sister is a wizard of talisman making."
Shi Zi felt clear-headed, looked at a yellow talisman in his arms and picked it up with his hand, and then said in surprise, "Yes, Sister Ma, your talisman is amazing."
Pan Biaohan is beautiful now, and he likes others to praise him.
Shizi looked into the distance and saw the two girls fighting, and then shouted loudly, "Can you two rest, the two brothers are here, you two are crazy sometimes, okay?"
As soon as the two girls heard this, they stopped, one came over with a smile on his face, and the other walked to Shizi's side with a blushing face.
Shi Zi scratched his head and looked at Sun Fang, and asked curiously, "Concubine, do you have any interest in drinking early in the morning?"
Sima Yu laughed and said, "She kissed you early in the morning, and kissed you twice when she saw that you were asleep, what a shameless person."
Sun Fang raised his pink fist and was about to hit Sima Yu.
Shi Zi also blushed, coughed lightly, and quickly changed the topic and said, "You haven't eaten breakfast yet, have you?"
The four of them were stunned for a moment, then nodded together, Shi Zi rubbed his nose and said with a wicked smile, "Then you have oral administration, you put the table, I will give you something delicious that the elders have never eaten, I will go back to the house and get it, and I will come back immediately."
Shizi got up and walked into the house, and the four of them were surprised and felt that Shizi was weird.
After Shizi entered the house, he stepped into the hermitage realm, and when he saw Tong Muhe, he hurriedly asked, "Old bad bird, why are you so bad, do you still have that porridge, I'll give them a taste, hahaha"
After hearing this, Tong Muyi laughed and said, "Say I'm bad, how can you be worse than me, there are all in the wine vat next to you, just take it, hahaha"
After the two laughed, Shi Zi filled several pots of wine and rice porridge, and then took a few plates of meat and turned to leave, Tong Mu closed behind him and said, "Heat some wine and the gas will not come out, it will melt into the porridge" Shi Zi laughed and stepped out of the hidden cultivation domain.
The table was placed, and the four of them held the porridge on the table and a few plates of meat, and the four of them said in unison, "Didn't you say that there is no fire fox lizard meat, you are not good like this?"
Shi Zi scratched his head and smiled and defended: "There is no meat, there is jerky, you can drink porridge and eat jerky."
Shizi began to fill a bowl of porridge for each of the four people, and then stretched out his hand to signal that they could eat.
Xiao Chong sniffed it with his nose and praised it, "It's so fragrant with flowers, the porridge is colorful, the first time I saw it, I'll taste it."
Sima Yu also sniffed it, and smiled, "This fragrance is more than Sun Fang thought, I want to drink it too."
Sun Fang snorted coldly, just like Pan Biaohan, picked up the meat and ate it first, and then drank the porridge in small sips.
Shizi was really happy today while drinking tea and looking at the anther field, and he was really happy in his heart, but he didn't expect that these people could really drink it, and drank all the porridge.
I began to praise the deliciousness of this porridge, but it was too late to realize that this porridge was more intoxicating than wine.
Now Xiao Chong and Pan Biaohan are each lying on the recliner and falling asleep, while Sima Yu and Sun Fang are hugged by the stone and put on the bed, telling them to sleep hard.
Shi Zizai also did something in the house that made his face red and his heart beat, that is, the two girls were lying on the bed, and he boldly kissed each of them a few times.
The night was already deep, Shizi had a unique leisure today, he didn't have a meal and laughter, he didn't help Tong Muhe with soju in the hermit realm, but drank tea for a day.
After several people woke up, Shizi looked at the four of them and said, "Do you think I fell asleep this morning and was wronged by my bird's calculations?"
Xiao Chong laughed and said, "I can't prevent it, I didn't expect this porridge to be more powerful than wine."
Sun Fang pouted and said, "Master, you are too bad, put me on the side of the bed, Sima Yu, this dead girl is not honest when she sleeps, she kicked me out of bed, what do you say?"
Sima Yu covered his small mouth and snickered.
Shi Zi touched his chin and said, "The reward is only porridge, do you want it, I can declare that I don't have a gas stone now."
Xiao Chong immediately agreed, and said with a wink, "I'd rather get drunk again, the aura of this porridge is unimaginable, drinking a bowl and sleeping for a day feels more effective than meditating and cultivating for a month."
Pan Biaohan said more directly, "Brother Shi Yu, I won't go to the trial, I'm going to retreat and sleep for a year, what do you think?"
Sun Fang also nodded in agreement.
At this time, Xiao Chong added, "Brother Dahan hasn't drunk porridge yet, I'll bring him some back and tell him to sleep for a few days."
Shi Zi scratched his head and said, "I'll see how much is left, you sit here first, and I'll come when I go."
It didn't take long for Shizi to come back and say with a smile, "One person will give six soup pots, there is really no more"
The four of them seemed a little lost, but they were also very happy to put it away.
Xiao Chong hurriedly pulled Pan Biaohan out, and said, "Brother Shi Yu, it's not early, let's go back first, and we have to go to Brother Dahan to give him a taste of this delicious drunken porridge."
Shizi looked at the two people who were walking away and waved away and said, "You two are not allowed to fill your pockets, remember?"
After the two heard it, they didn't hear it, and the two snickered and each divided the amount of two soup pots, which was brought to Niu Dahan by Pan Biaohan.
When Niu Dahan opened the door, his face was flushed and he burped with wine, and Pan Biao said, "Then give your supper, remember to drink a bowl and then drink a bowl of incense, and then drink a bowl of better taste."
Niu Dahan took two pots of porridge and looked at it, one pot was full, and the other pot was less, then sniffed it and promised, "Okay, I know, Sister Ma, you haven't drunk less."
Pan Biaohan, who had already walked away, raised his hand and waved it to indicate that he was fine.
Niu Dahan practiced hard all day, and now someone sent warmth, he was really happy, and closed the door.
A pot of porridge on a table, Niu Dahan drank a bowl of porridge and waited to drink the second bowl, a wine burp came out, his eyes were faint, a big smile appeared in his mouth, and he muttered to himself, "Good porridge is stronger than good wine", and he fell drunk directly on the bed.
Pan Biao felt wrong after secretly drinking, and hurriedly walked back, just arrived in the house, fell to the ground, and fell asleep.
Here, Sima Yu and Sun Fang both wanted some porridge, Shi Zi shook his head and said, "It's really gone, it's the two ladies who will do it next time."
The two girls smiled and turned around and just wanted to leave, Shizi said behind them, "I originally Fang'er's lips were very hot, but after kissing Yu'er, I felt that Yu'er's lips were hotter, hahaha"
The two women glanced at each other, and with a "wow" sound, like a frightened little squirrel, they jumped and ran away.
Shizi was very puzzled and said to himself, "Is it such a big reaction to kissing? I just feel very fragrant, my heart is beating faster, there is nothing special?"
Then scratching his head, he walked back to the house.