Chapter 283: How Boring I Am

"It's you Lao Tzu and me, you really have to fuck as much as you want, do you know yourself? What are you asking me to do if you're okay? Now that Lao Tzu is back, I'm here to treat you!" Su Xian said coldly.

The water snake spirit looked Su Xian up and down seriously, and said secretly in his heart: "Sure enough, it's Su Xian, at the beginning, Lao Tzu just said that it was like making a harassing phone call, but I didn't expect this kid to take it seriously, and now he wants to cure Lao Tzu when he comes back?"

So the water snake spirit said coldly: "Is that Lao Tzu's instinct good?" Ah, your name is so famous, Lao Tzu just happened to be right, that's also normal, okay?"

"Don't be sloppy with me here, I'll tell you the right thing, what's the matter with you! Do you know what kind of strength I have now?" asked Su Xian.

So the water snake spirit looked at Su Xian seriously again, and at this time, the water snake spirit was covered with sweat, and whispered: "Isn't it only 1,100 years of strength? What is this, Lao Tzu is 1,150 years, 50 years more than you!"

"You've been a fart for 50 years, he's my godfather, if he wants to kill you, it's the same as if I'm going to kill you, the two of us work together to kill you, it's a big deal to lose both, but old boy, you definitely have to die for me!" Doudou stood up at this time and said.

"Who are you?" the water snake shrewd asked knowingly. "Who am I, this has nothing to do with you, in short, you have to die for me today!" As he spoke, Doudou immediately conjured his body and attacked the water snake spirit.

After all, the water snake spirit is also a cultivation of more than a thousand years, and it is more than enough to beat Doudou, but the water snake spirit saw that Su Xian did not make a move, so he must have a back hand, otherwise it will be difficult to be attacked by Su Xian.

The Water Snake Spirit looks very difficult to parry, but it can anticipate the enemy's opportunities everywhere, so no matter how hard Doudou attacks, it has no effect at all!

At this time, Doudou shouted to Su Xian a little impatiently: "Godfather, you hurry up, the water snake spirit has been controlled by me!"

"Okay!" At this time, Su Xian suddenly jumped up, but this time Su Xian jumped to a distance of ten meters at once, and stepped on the head of the water snake spirit at once!

The water snake spirit is a thousand-year-old monster, naturally very shrewd, seeing that things have gotten out of control, he simply stopped fighting, and went directly back into the cold pool.

Su Xian and Doudou jumped to the top of the mountain again, Doudou looked at Hantan and he was actually very scared, because Doudou didn't know water, so Doudou said to Su Xian a little embarrassed: "Godfather, if you really go underwater, I won't be able to help you!"

"Hmph, then Lao Tzu will go down and break through, I want to see how big the gap in the past fifty years can be!" As he spoke, Su Xian jumped directly off the cold pool with a plop.

As soon as Su Xian jumped off the cold pool, the water snake spirit over there was already ready, and surrounded this place with his very long snake body at once, ready to use his own body to strangle Su Xian to death at once.

If it had been placed in the past, Su Xian might have been tricked, but now Su Xian would have long since been, because in the territory of the Cobra clan, Su Xian has already fought too many times!

I saw Su Xian re-burrow into the deeper water with a fierce man, and happened to defuse the attack of the water snake spirit, and then Su Xian somehow took out a dagger from his pocket and poked it at the stomach of the water snake spirit.

But after all, the water snake spirit is a thousand-year-old monster, and its snake skin is very thick, no matter how Su Xian attacks, the skin of the water snake spirit is intact, but the water snake spirit feels severe pain.

That's entirely because Su Xian's multiple attacks will be mixed with knowing attacks, and knowing heart attacks are critical hits, even if they hit the hardest animal skin, it will make the animal feel a huge pain, even monsters, and immortals are all like this.

The water snake spirit roared angrily: "Boy, how can you be so powerful?" "How can I be so powerful?" Can you manage it, you?

At this moment, the water snake made a careful plan and quickly swam towards the cave under his water, it was originally a water snake, and few people could catch up with the speed underwater.

Su Xian tried his best to catch up, only to see the tail of the water snake spirit slightly. It didn't take long for Su Xian to swim in front of the water snake spirit's cave.

After the water snake spirit stood in front of the cave, his heart was much more relaxed, so he stood leisurely at the entrance of his cave, and turned into a human form, he was still a beautiful man, and his whole body was white like a woman.

"No wonder I heard that you were a woman when I was in Ninghai City, but I saw that you were a man today, I didn't expect you to be a pseudo-girl!" Su Xian said in surprise.

"Who is a pseudo-mother? You can figure it out for yourself, although Lao Tzu is in the corrupt circle, but Lao Tzu can never be a pseudo-mother, Lao Tzu's male consciousness is still very strong. The water snake spirit said angrily.

"Then why are your skin so white and tender, as if you have been soaking in water all day?" asked Su Xian very strangely.

The water snake spirit was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time before saying: "Lao Tzu is originally a water snake spirit, how can Lao Tzu drip if he is not soaked in water?" After the water snake spirit said this, Su Xian directly broke the defense.

What is the reason, it is because Su Xian also felt that his question just now was a bit too sand sculpture, so Su Xian scolded: "What are you talking about, you dead girl? God knows how many layers of water cream you put on your face every day!"

"Okay, they all say that you don't hit people in the face, you dare to scold me like this! Okay, come here, see Lao Tzu, I won't kill you!" The water snake spirit said coldly.

So Su Xian really passed, and swaggered, and walked to the cave of the water snake spirit without any scruples. The water snake carefully thought that this person is not a fool, why is he so heartless?

"Okay, since you're here, then I'll let you see how powerful the deity is!" As he spoke, the water snake spirit hurriedly retreated to a distance of ten meters, and then the water snake spirit moved a switch, and sure enough, a cage was placed above Su Xian's head, and it was full of that kind of hundred-year-old snake.

Although the strength of these little snakes is low, they can't bear the majority of them, Su Xian is guilty of watching that kind of thing dense phobia, and these little snakes all bite at Su Xian's body.

If this continued, Su Xian thought that he would definitely die, but what neither of them expected was that a dragon actually swam over.

Although the dragon may only be one meter long, it is enough to deter these little snakes, these two things are not on the same table at all, and the difference between the two is more than 10,000 throws!

"Jiaolong!" The water snake spirit itself was also startled: "Why did you appear here!" The water snake spirit couldn't speak well, and he was spitting.

Su Xian held Jiaolong in his arms, laughed and said: "The eldest of my family, although he was not born by Lao Tzu, but he was raised by Lao Tzu!"

"Su Xian!" At this time, the water snake spirit was not only angry, but also frightened, disappointed, and even desperate, he shouted: "How boring are you? Everyone does not interfere with river water, you have to kill me, what are you doing!"

Su Xian thought about it for himself, smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "I won't tell you, I also think I'm quite boring!"