Chapter 166: Words can't be nonsense
Facts have proved that you can't let yourself go too much, because it is very likely that you will be overjoyed and sad.
Su Heng hadn't heard of this before, but he understood it now.
"Little brother, how did you fall in? I've been in for ten days, and you're the second unlucky ghost I've ever seen......
"Little brother, what do you say, it's been a day, little brother, are you blind?"
"Look at what I said, it's okay if you're blind and you can't speak, are you deaf? Oh, no, no, are you dumb?"
......
Su Heng looked at the little light above his head with a helpless expression, motionless.
It's been a day since he's fallen into this trap hundreds of meters deep, and he's going crazy when he faces this chattering guy next to him.
He was still naΓ―ve enough to say hello, and then the beggar-like guy began to introduce himself, and for the rest of the day, he didn't even have a chance to say a word, and all that echoed in his ears was the chattering voice of this guy.
"By the way, little brother, do you want to see if you can climb up?"
"If you go up, don't forget me. β
"Also, little brother, have you forgotten my name?"
"My name is Meng Yungui. Heck, it's extremely rude not to remember people's names, did your parents teach you?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I almost forgot, your parents' surname?"
......
Su Heng couldn't help but roll his eyes, this beggar, oh no, the man said it again just now, his name is Meng Yungui.
This Meng Yungui just made up the picture of him climbing out of the trap......
Oh my God, shouldn't that country below be a country without you?
God, even if you don't let me enter the country of Wuru, you should let me run into a sand bandit or something, right? You let me die so well that I fell into this trap that I don't know what it was, and let me run into this beggar-like guy who had never spoken in his previous life, oh, I'm sorry, that guy just said it again, his name is Meng Yungui!
Su Heng blocked his ears with his true qi again, then turned over, and looked at the trap mouth above his head with an expression that saw through life and death again.
I don't know if this trap doesn't fall in, my God, I can't imagine it, who would be so boring, digging a trap hundreds of meters deep, is this to install a land fairy?
Su Heng couldn't help but secretly complain about this trap again, he stepped on it, there was no chance to react at all, the violent quicksand swept him into the trap, and he fell hundreds of meters before falling to the ground, if he wasn't as light as a swallow now, he could borrow a little bit of strength, I am afraid that he would fall to death directly.
This trap is not afraid of you climbing up at all, there is sand on both sides, and it is completely impossible to climb up slowly, as soon as you start it, this trap will become a little bigger again, and it will continue to sink.
Unless it's a land immortal and the like, fly out directly, otherwise don't even think about going out.
Su Heng had tried it before, he tried his best to jump up, but found that he could only jump to more than half the distance, and then he could only slowly fall down, and then the trap sank more than ten meters.
"Oh my God, let me go......" Su Heng glanced at Meng Yungui, who was still chattering, and then closed his eyes without love.
Meng Yungui lifted away the messy hair in front of him, looked at Su Heng, who had given up resistance, and couldn't help but sigh, "Young people now, their psychology is still too fragile, how can it be like us back then......?
"Oh, I can't talk anymore, I'm going to be hungry again, I've been hungry for ten days, no, no, why can't the little nun come and pull me out?"
......
Su Heng felt that this Meng Yungui was moving again, so he opened his eyes and found that he was actually undressing.
"Damn, what are you doing?" Su Heng burst into foul language.
"Little brother, you can talk, don't you see what I'm doing?" Meng Yungui also turned around, for fear that Su Heng would not be able to see clearly, and carried the dirty oily tattered clothes on his body, "I want to take off my clothes, these clothes are too dirty, if I continue to wear them, I will be sick." β
Su Heng couldn't bear it at all, "You wait a minute, where do you still have clothes to cover your body after you take off your clothes?"
"What kind of body?" Meng Yungui looked at Su Heng with a surprised face, "It's just us two old men here, what am I afraid of?"
"You're not afraid of anything, but I'm afraid. Su Heng couldn't help but say in his heart, this guy is simply terrifying beyond imagination!
Meng Yungui ripped off the clothes on his body, but he didn't expect that his body was dirtier than his clothes, and it was black and swarthy, just like coming out of a coal pile.
"Little brother forgot to ask your name. Meng Yungui asked.
"Su ......" Su Henggang wanted to answer politely, but he didn't expect to be robbed by Meng Yungui again, "Little brother, do you have a knife?"
"Nope. Su Heng simply shut up, this guy was very likely sent by God to torture him.
"What are I going to do? I'm going to starve to death, and if I don't have anything to eat, I'm going to starve to death. Meng Yungui was full of anxiety, and shouted at the little light above his head, "Little nun, hurry up and pull us up, otherwise I will eat people!"
The sound reverberates through the trap.
Su Heng's head is full of black lines, is it really good for you to do this? If you say you want to eat me in front of me, you are not afraid that I will kill you?
I didn't expect Meng Yungui's words to be really useful.
A faint voice came from the bright light overhead, "You...... If you want to eat people, I'll ...... Just tell the master and let her beat you!"
"I don't want to eat people, but I'm really hungry right now, and I want to go out in the sun. Meng Yungui shouted loudly.
"I ...... I can't help it, who told you to keep jumping around?" said the thin voice, "This trap was originally only ten meters deep, but now it is so deep, and I don't have that long rope to pull you up." β
"Then go find your master, or I'm going to eat people." Meng Yungui opened his mouth exaggeratedly, "Whew! I'm scared to death when I eat it." β
Su Heng on the side was shocked by Meng Yungui's exaggerated expression, are all beggars in this place so good at acting?
"Then you can eat!" Meng Yungui felt that his trick must be useful, who would have thought that the weak voice above would directly let him eat it, this is not right at all.
"Aren't you a disciple of Buddhism? You even let me eat him? Do you still have compassion?" Meng Yungui craned his neck and shouted.
"My master said, you are a big evil person, it's a big deal to let you do more evil, so that the Ming King Buddha can destroy you. β
Although this voice was like a child's voice, Su Heng couldn't bear it anymore, was this like words? If you let Meng Yungui do more evil, then what am I?
"Little nun, your Dharma cultivation is not very good, I'm afraid your master is not very good, I think you should not learn it, lest the Buddha know about it and punish you. Su Heng raised his head and said.
"You...... You are talking nonsense!" The thin voice trembled a little, "You can't say that I am a master. β
"What I'm saying is the truth, how can it be justified that you, a person who studies Buddhism, can't be saved when you see death? I think ......
"What are you looking at?" Before Su Heng's words could be finished, he was interrupted by a cold voice.
Immediately afterwards, a huge palm fell from the top of his head, getting bigger and bigger, and finally directly slapped Su Heng and Meng Yungui into the ground.