Chapter 322: The Man with the White Flag
"But don't have a next time, I don't want to live at all, you still let me have a next time, I can't stand it anymore. Su Xian sighed and said.
"Don't, I have a strong intuition that you can't die this time, and it's very likely that you will become the person next to the ghost woman. I'm not in vain for you to get acquainted with each other, you have to wait here, I'll let you meet someone!" Lechuan said earnestly.
"Who?" Su Xian immediately asked.
Lechuan smiled meaningfully, and shouted to the other side: "Mi'er, come out, what are you still shy about?"
Su Xian frowned, he always felt that the other party was not good, at least the kind that looked uncomfortable, and sure enough, Su Xian saw a man wearing a white high hat, wearing a white coat, sealed with a red ribbon on the edge of his clothes, and holding a white flag in his hand!
This man is dressed like this, needless to say, this thing should be Bai Impermanence, and he should be a brother with Black Impermanence.
Bai Wuchang ran in small steps, twisting and twisting like a woman, and his eyebrows and lips were painted with a small smear of inverted triangle red, the kind of red that resembled peach blossoms.
Bai Wuchang stood there and smiled like an idiot, and then snuggled up to Lethe's side.
Seeing this scene, Su Xian's heart was disgusted, and he hurriedly said: "Mom, you two are promoting my death, aren't you? The Creation God is going to be blocked by the two of you!"
"Is it so obvious?" said Bai Wuchang in a strange manner.
"Isn't it obvious?God, if you get closer, you can stick it on Lechuan's face, what are you two doing?" Su Xian asked coldly.
At this time, Bai Wuchang's face turned red and he whispered, "I know, I'll pay attention." Hee-hee. ”
"Oops!" Su Xian shouted, and hurriedly said: "Don't laugh, I look very scary when you dress up now, it stands to reason that Bai Wuchang should be a thin beauty, how did he become a man?"
"Hey, this brother, you are wrong, Bai Wuchang was originally a man, but when he was in the world, he became a woman through false rumors!"
"You are such a hypocrisy!" Su Xian suddenly said: "Didn't you say that you are a normal person and have no habits?"
"Hehe, Lord Lethe is a good person, and only he can know the delicious food of the three realms I make! As for you, no, no, no, you don't know anything about food at all!" Bai Wuchang shook his head and said.
"I used to be very good at cooking, how could I know nothing about the food you cooked?" asked Su Xian.
"And what did you taste?" Bai Wuchang immediately asked.
"I tasted that there was a lot of minced garlic in it, which was really a novelty, but it seemed to clash with the taste of the duck itself, and the next time you put more salt or soy sauce, it would be a little more neutralized. Su Xian thought for a while and said.
"Hahaha, disdainful opinion, extremely vulgar! I'm really fed up with this idiot, hum!" Bai Wuchang said very arrogantly.
Su Xian was angry at that time, and immediately asked: "You don't have the style of a gentleman to scold people when you open your mouth like this!"
"Hmph, Lao Tzu himself doesn't want to be a gentleman, Lao Tzu is the one who wants to be a kitchen god!" Bai Wuchang said fiercely.
"Don't be Lao Tzu Lao Tzu at every turn, I feel that the word Lao Tzu is very wrong when you say it, and it is very inconsistent with your pseudo-mother's temperament, you know?" Su Xian said a little impatiently.
"Hmph!" Bai Wuchang glanced at Su Xian fiercely, at this time, Su Xian looked down and saw that Bai Wuchang was wearing a pair of clogs, with a layer of cloth on the outside, and there was something like Bai Gui on the toe of his shoes.
The style of white impermanence and black impermanence is just the opposite, black impermanence wears a black power suit, a black snakeskin hat, because the whole hat is wrapped around his head like a snake, and a pair of black coarse cloth shoes on his feet.
"I said, do you know Black Impermanence?" Su Xian asked suddenly.
"Acquaintance, the two of us are companions, how can we not know each other?And when the heavens and the earth have just begun, when all things have reincarnation, the two of us are here!" Bai Wuchang said as a matter of course.
"Except for the fact that both of you are a little bit of a sissy, everything else seems to be the opposite, the style of acting, the way you dress, etc.," Su Xian said with some surprise.
At this time, Lethe Chuan laughed and said: "Su Xian, what you said is really right, it goes to my heart, I have always seen it this way, I even thought that these two people were not brothers at all!"
"Maybe it's brother and sister!" Su Xian said with a wicked smile.
At this time, how could Bai Wuchang endure it, the white banner in his hand suddenly shook and swung towards Su Xian.
Bai Impermanence's attack was not to use his white flag to smash people, but with the swing of the white flag, a fire ditch appeared in front of Su Xian, just like Rambo's big move in the League of Legends, and this fire is even Samadhi real fire!
Su Xian hurriedly dodged, but the samadhi true fire was still stained a little, and as long as this samadhi true fire was stained, it would continue to burn.
At this time, Su Xian, who had no choice, saw that his legs were about to burn, so he had to turn his head and jump into the weak water!
Seeing Su Xian fall into the water, Lechuan couldn't help but glance at Bai Wuchang, and said with some depression: "Isn't this a trouble for you? How could such a short yin and yang chain pull him up?"
"Who made this man's mouth so rude, he just owes!" Bai Wuchang said fiercely.
"Hey!" Lechuan sighed, at this time, Lechuan conjured up a body, he turned out to be a huge dolphin, and directly pierced into it, and it didn't take long for him to lift Su Xian's body.
Su Xian drank several sips of weak water, and there was nothing in his body that could neutralize it at this time, and the anesthetic effect of weak water was also very great at this time.
Su Xian was directly in a deep coma, no matter how much stimulation there was, Su Xian's eyeballs didn't move.
Lechuan sighed, shook his head and said, "This kid is so low and his mouth is so hard, how did he survive to this day?"
"People are more or less immortal people, they must have some ability. You look at the reaction just now, I thought he had escaped!" Bai Wuchang said in a strange manner.
Lechuan glanced at Bai Wuchang with some impatience, and said coldly: "What are you going to do with this kid? Kill it directly, or do you want to make a place to fall and let people take care of it?"
Bai Wuchang was so counted by Lechuan that his heart suddenly had no bottom, so he had to shake his head, make a smile, and whispered: "Let that rabbit spirit watch it, if it is really handed over to the ghost woman, the ghost knows what will go wrong!"
Lechuan snorted coldly: "It seems that you are not arrogant enough to be lawless, in this way, you can bring this person over, I'll go back!"
After speaking, Lethe Chuan re-drilled into the weak water, and it was useless to let Bai Wuchang shout no matter how he sprinkled and shouted.
Bai Wuchang looked at Su Xian, who was asleep, kicked Su Xian's stomach hard, and said coldly: "You broom star, it's really bad for Lao Tzu, you don't have the ability to speak your tongue, why don't you burn yourself?"
But Su Xian can't just leave it here, but he really can't carry Bai Wuchang alone, and at this time, he also remembered that Hei Wuchang is coming.
Black impermanence is more than white impermanence, and his strength is also a little greater, and more importantly, people have some entities, and on the one hand, the strength is naturally incomparable to white impermanence.
At the same time, it was also because Bai Wuchang was already far from Hei Wuchang in his cultivation that he was obsessed with improving his cooking skills, and he also asked Lechuan for advice from time to time, and the two formed a kind of inexplicable relationship.