"Brother Bao, why are you back?" the little nurse asked with a smile when she saw Wei Dabao walking in.

"Don't mention it. Wei Dabao said, "Xiao Sui's stool is dry, there is no way, find me to deal with it." Xu Jia, who was a dog, was too lazy to deal with it, so she came to me. Tell me about young people nowadays, who are faster than anyone else when they encounter dirty work. ”

"I'll ...... Can this thing be dealt with?" the little nurse just thought about it, and laughed out loud, "Brother Bao, don't he have other ideas." ”

"What's going on in my little head. Wei Dabao reprimanded.

"How are you at the Sword Association Hospital?"

Wei Dabao's eyes rolled twice, and Ma said bitterly, "It's not a human job." ”

"Huh?"

"Do you know what Section Chief Wu told me today?"

"Say what?"

"He said let me learn how to use a ventilator. Wei Dabao said sadly, "I think the little nurses in Jianxie Hospital not only use it, but also estimate that the ventilator can be disassembled into parts and installed with a screwdriver." ”

"......," the little nurse was stunned, "why do you still need to learn to be on a ventilator? Aren't you just an ordinary doctor?

"No, Section Chief Wu is strict. Wei Dabao sighed and said half-truthfully, "Ventilators are trivial matters, and I estimate that I will have to learn the operation of IABP and ECMO after learning it." ”

"What is it, what cat?" asked the little nurse, stunned.

"Let's put it this way, in addition to the Jianxie Hospital, there are no more than ten ECMO units in the province. Wei Dabao said, "Of the four hospitals of the Medical University, only three ECMO teams can use it. ”

The little nurse smacked her tongue.

"You said that I can learn your brother. Wei Dabao complained, "It is estimated that it will not take a few days to be brought back." ”

"It's impossible, I don't believe it, I won't use any gram to be brought back. ”

Section Chief Wu ...... Forget it, don't talk about this, who's on duty today?" Wei Dabao asked.

"Old Yang. ”

"I'll go to him and prescribe some medicine. Wei Dabao chatted with the little nurse and went directly into the consultation room.

Yang Lei was seeing the patient, Wei Dabao explained his intentions, and Yang Lei prescribed him 4 capsules of Kaiseru and asked him to pick them up by himself.

Wei Dabao didn't feel sorry for this little money, he was particularly curious about what Sui Wenyuan's 'mineral water bottle' looked like.

After so many years of medical practice, Wei Dabao has never seen such a coarse stool, nor has he seen it after coming out...... Thinking of this situation, Wei Dabao was a little curious.

After waiting for half an hour, Sui Wenyuan "moved" to the Chinese Medicine Hospital.

"Come, I'll see. Wei Dabao led Sui Wenyuan to the disposal room. Yang Lei also followed curiously, ready to see the excitement.

Sui Wenyuan was a little embarrassed, but the mineral water bottle kept telling him the truth of the matter.

There was no way, waiting for Wei Dabao to close the door, Sui Wenyuan took off his pants and bent down on the bed in the disposal room.

I'll go...... Wei Dabao was shocked when he took a look.

Originally, he thought that Sui Wenyuan was exaggerating, descriptive, and metaphorical, but he never expected that this would be the truth! Even because Sui Wenyuan couldn't see it, what he said was a little worse than the actual situation.

The black stool about 4cm behind Sui Wenyuan was exposed, and there were blood streaks sticking to it, and the thickness was ...... There really is a mineral water bottle...... The pulsating bottle is so thick.

"Xiao Sui, you're so awesome!" Wei Dabao praised.

"Brother Bao, I'm a patient, don't laugh at me. Sui Wenyuan was about to cry.

"I'm not joking at you, I'm telling the truth. "Wei Dabao is really numb this time, such a thick guy, it is estimated that Kaisailu can solve it.

"Sesame oil, have you ever drunk it?" Wei Dabao asked.

"Drink, I drank half a catty at home, a little grinder. Sui Wenyuan said, "As a result, all the stool that came out was sesame oil, and the stool was motionless." Brother Bao, you can help me take a look, I'm afraid this thing is not stool, it's a tumor. ”

"Fuck off. Wei Dabao took out a pair of gloves and said while putting them on, "The tumor doesn't grow like this, you are so full of food." ”

Wei Dabao opened all the bottles of corkscrew, and first took one bottle and tried to stuff it along the sphincter.

But there is a stool the thickness of a mineral water bottle to block it, and the sphincter has expanded to the limit, even if it is a small mouth that opens the cork, it can't get in. As long as he moved, Sui Wenyuan would make a cry like killing a pig.

"Dabaozi, I heard that the maximum diameter of the anal sphincter is 4cm. Yang Lei said suspiciously.

"Where to look. ”

"A forum for RB. ”

"Lao Yang, you can see something useful. Wei Dabao smiled, "I estimate it to be 4cm, which is the size of no damage." People play with flowers, this ......"

He looked at Sui Wenyuan's stool the thickness of the bottle of mineral water outside the sphincter, and was helpless for a while.

"I'll put the mouth of the cork in it, you bear with it. Wei Dabao said.

"Brother Bao, you take it lightly. Sui Wenyuan couldn't breathe well because he was lying on his stomach, and said in a sullen voice, "I felt a lot of pain when I tried it myself." ”

"Bear with it, you don't know what it's like. Wei Dabao said, "I don't know if it's useful, but if it doesn't work, I'll have to use glycerin enemas." ”

"Da Baozi, it's useless for him to drink half a catty of sesame oil, and I don't think it's good for glycerin enema. Yang Lei said on the side, "Looking at this, it is estimated that I have to go to the city and find an anorectal department to cut the anal sphincter to take out the stool." ”

"......" Sui Wenyuan was about to be scared to death, and subconsciously the anal sphincter contracted, and the position of the anal fissure was a heart-piercing pain, "Wow~~"

"Don't move. "Maybe it shouldn't be that bad." ”

"Maybe, Brother Bao, do you think you need to cut it open? ”

"You've seen pulsating bottle-like poop. Wei Dabao reprimanded, "Relax, relax, if you don't relax, it hurts more." ”

As he spoke, he broke Sui Wenyuan's ass with his hand and tried the angle, but no matter which angle, the sphincter and stool were "tightly fitted", and there was no angle at all.

I tried the hardness of the stool with the thickness of the mineral water bottle again, and Bang Bang was hard, and the possibility of pouting did not exist. If it could be pouted, it is estimated that it would have been broken by the anal sphincter a long time ago, so that Sui Wenyuan would not have come to the Chinese medicine hospital all the way, and this section of stool would still be there.

What the hell, Wei Dabao tried it, and saw that there was no angle, and the mouth of the bottle couldn't get in at all, so he frowned and said, "Xiao Sui, bear with it." ”

Sui Wenyuan knew that he would have to pass this level sooner or later, so he gritted his teeth and nodded.

Wei Dabao took the mouth of the cork and squeezed a little bit of the small gap, he was happy in his heart, and squeezed the bottle of cork hard.

I can clearly feel the liquid in the bottle "spraying" out, but the "mineral water bottle" does not move at all.

Wei Dabao pulled out the mouth of the bottle, and a stream of liquid came out, but it was useless. It seems that if you want to wear a drop of stone, the possibility is not very large.