Chapter 200: The Female Driver
When the uncle came back, Lao Liu felt that he could go out and make waves.
Therefore, Lao Liu decided to organize a "team building" activity.
Lu Ming and Feng Xiaoyi take their employees out every year, and he, the boss, should also take proper care of his subordinates.
So Lao Liu decided to take advantage of the fact that there were fewer guests now, and divide his subordinates into two groups and go out to make waves.
Emmm...... Isn't there a song that sings, the wave is an attitude, the wave is up and down, the wave, the wave, the wave......
The first group of people were the first batch of employees who came to the inn, Tashi Dawa and his two sisters Yangji and Nizhen, as well as Kelsang Lham, Tenzin Wangmu, Yue Fang, Men Zhaojun, Xie Feng, plus Da Gou, Lao Liu and Chu Qian, a total of eleven people.
The driver is naturally Lao Liu and Da Gou.
Xiaolong and the Great Wall Cannon sit eleven people, no problem.
As for where to go to Lang, it was also debated at the beginning, and finally Lao Liu made a decision - just go to Sunshine City!
Tibetans can go to worship, others can go to the house if they want to, and those who don't want to go do what they like.
Of course, Lao Liu's decision was strongly protested by Chu Qian, but the protest was ineffective!
"Daughter-in-law, do you still want to take them to Bayi to play? If you go there, it will take three days to bring them back, what if the inn is a master? Guang Wang Feng and his brother-in-law are staring at the back kitchen, can they get over? So we have to find a place where we can come back in one day. ”
"Then you can't just go to Sunshine City?"
"What's wrong with Nikko City? Didn't you see Tashi Dawa and they were all happy? For people, going to the Jokhang Temple and the Cloth Palace to worship is the best way to relax. And I and Dagou haven't been to the Cloth Palace or Jokhang Temple yet......"
"You're a black-hearted boss. Chu Qian saw that she couldn't say anything about Lao Liu, so she glanced at him directly.
The big dog on the side said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I support the black-hearted hat you gave my brother!"
Lao Liu said with a smile: "Well, it doesn't matter if the hat with a black heart is black, as long as it's not green......"
Chu Qian: "Get out!"
Everyone laughed together.
The next morning, before dawn, a group of people happily prepared, and even for today's trip, several women specially asked the boss to drive them back to their homes yesterday afternoon, and brought some ghee from home.
Since you are going to go on a pilgrimage, it is essential to offer ghee to the Buddha.
The last row of seats in the Xiaolong can seat seven people when upright, and it is very spacious, so a group of Yingying Yanyan all sat on the Xiaolong.
The big dog's car pulled the three old men of Tashi Dawa, Xie Feng and Men Zhaojun.
It is said that one woman is equal to five hundred ducks, and now Lao Liu's Xiaolong is equal to pulling three thousand ducks......
These women can really talk together, even if it's a matter of needles and threads, they can talk endlessly, especially since three of these six women are married, even Tenzin Wangmu is also engaged, and Gesang Lazhen is a single dog.
So once these married old ladies chat, the content can make the most awesome old drivers retreat!
Even Yangji, who usually doesn't like to talk much, is Tashi Dawa's eldest sister, and once she starts driving, she can't stop......
"I had a dream before I got married, I dreamed that I had grown 15 pounds of meat after I got married! Yangji started driving.
Yue Fang smiled: "It's okay, dreams are all reversed, you dream that you have grown 15 pounds, but in reality, you must have lost 15 pounds." ”
Yang Ji smiled bitterly: "Yes, I thought so too, and this dream was really reversed, but I really didn't grow 15 pounds after I got married, but I grew 51 pounds in particular......"
Lao Liu's hand shook and he almost drove the car into the ditch......
Several women laughed unrelentingly, and Chu Qian smiled: "Sister Yangji, seeing that your current figure is not fat, how can you grow 51 pounds of meat?"
Yang Ji glanced at the beautiful proprietress and continued to drive: "Qianqian, this kind of thing will be known after you get married to the boss......
"Huh?" Chu Qian didn't understand what it meant, and the youngest Gesang Lazhen didn't understand either, and the two of them looked confused. As for Nizhen, Yue Fang, and even Tenzin Wangmu covered their mouths and snickered.
Yang Ji: "I did gain 51 pounds of meat within a year after I got married, but I don't need to exercise, and I can recover quickly." This is all caused by my husband. ”
The two girls were still confused, and several girls desperately covered their mouths and couldn't help laughing.
Yang Ji also smiled and said: "Boss, wait for the boss to 'follow' you......" The female driver said the word "attention" heavily, "There will be a little more guy in your belly, and then your weight will skyrocket." When the little guy comes out, won't he lose weight?"
Chu Qian and Gesang Lazhen blushed suddenly, but several girls laughed.
Yue Fang said seriously: "That day, my husband told me, let's have a child." Do you think we're better off having a boy or a girl?"
A couple of female drivers started driving, and Nizhen said, "Hello boy." ”
Tenzin Wangmu said: "It's better to be a girl, and when a girl grows up, she will love her father." ”
Chu Qian smiled: "Then how good is it for you to give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus?"
Yue Fang smiled: "I told him, still boys and girls? It's good that yours is the special thing, you still pick a fart......
The car burst into laughter.
Nizhen started driving, "I went home that day, and my husband and I sat together at dinner and watched TV at dinner, and the news said that there was a quarrel between the two of them, and the woman poisoned her husband in a fit of rage, and directly poisoned her husband to death. My husband said that this woman is too ruthless, how can she poison her husband to death because of a quarrel?"
Several other women nodded their heads in unison.
"Then my husband told me that if I make you angry in the future, you can't be like that woman. I told him that the news report was too detailed now, and I didn't tell me which medicine to use! My husband's face turned white directly......
The group laughed again, then nodded yes in unison.
The old face who drove also felt that his face was a little cold......
Yang Ji continued to drive, and she said, "My husband asked me that day, saying that men will become bad if they are rich, do you think I will be like that? I am sure to tell him, you will definitely not be like that!"
A few girls "huh" together, obviously not believing it.
Yang Ji said very seriously: "I told my husband, because as long as I am here, you will never be rich in this life!"
At this time, even Lao Liu laughed.
Yue Fang continued: "Last year ago, my husband and I went back to our hometown and had dinner at my parents-in-law's house.
Yang Ji coaxed: "People dislike you, this man is all so virtuous." ”
Yue Fang said with a smile: "Yes, at that time, my husband told me, have you ever seen a fisherman who fed the fish after catching it? At that time, I was so angry that I couldn't catch this guy is a hard beating, my mother-in-law laughed at his son on the side, you stupid boy, it seems that your life is really bad, you are catching a crocodile!"
Several women laughed again, Lao Liu tilted his head and glanced at Yue Fang, and said in his heart: "This is a crocodile wearing carp skin!"
Gesang Lazhen also started driving, but this guy directly burned the fire of war to Lao Liu's head.
"Boss, I ask you a question, and you must answer it truthfully. ”
Several women, including Chu Qian, were coaxing.
Lao Liu held the steering wheel with one hand and smiled: "Ask, I promise to answer truthfully." ”
Gesang Lazhen: "There was a beautiful woman and an ugly girl who fell into the river at the same time, and the beautiful woman said, save me, save me, I will marry you." The ugly girl also said, save me, save me and I'll give you a billion yuan. And you can only save one of them, not both! Boss, who will you choose to save?"
"Damn, you girl is very insidious, isn't this an upgraded version of my wife and mother falling into the water at the same time?
Several women coaxed in unison again, and Chu Qian was naturally no exception.
Lao Liu glanced at Chu Qian, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat for a long time to watch the excitement, pondered for a while, and pretended to be very serious and said: "Actually, it doesn't matter to me whether it's money or not, the key is that I like ......ugly people more."
"Pull it down!" Chu Qian, who was still smiling just now and wanted to see the excitement, suddenly jumped up, and the "Twisting Meat Dragon Gripper" had already stretched out.
Lao Liu smiled: "Do you want me to say it well?" Chu Qian retracted her hand at this time.
"My answer is, I'll push your boss lady into the water too, and then save your boss lady first......"
"Shhh......h
Lao Liu followed up with a sentence: "I just said, it doesn't matter to me whether it's money or not, I like uglier ......"
Chu Qian gritted her teeth and asked, "You mean to say that I'm uglier than that ugly girl?"
"You said it yourself......"
The next few girls who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic began to laugh in unison, and Lao Liu's waist was naturally ravaged again.
After the trouble, Lao Liu felt that he had to comfort his wife, so he asked, "Ladies, let me ask you a question." ”
Several women nodded together.
"Do you know how to never leave the person you love?"
Several women talked about a lot of ideas, but in the end, Lao Liu vetoed them one by one.
Seeing that several women were speechless, Lao Liu said with a smile: "Let me tell you, this way is to owe each other some money." For example, I owe my family 120,000. Then I plan to pay it off in one hundred and twenty years, one thousand a year, eighty-three every month, two yuan seven a day, send her a red envelope every day, send one piece three in the morning, and send one piece four in the afternoon, every day is a lifetime. Surprises every day, contacts every day!"
"Shhhh......h
Gesang Lazhen wailed in pain: "You two are inhuman, this dog food is so sour......"
Talking about the noisy, I unconsciously entered Sunshine City.
drove all the way, Lao Liu listened all the way, and then he realized that those so-called old drivers were really nothing in front of these female drivers!
PS: Bow and thank you for the rewards of "Funny Bol dares to cover me" and "Daddy is very happy"!