Chapter 1: The Hapless Robber
It's a hot summer, and the heat seems to want to melt it all.
Chu Yun was sitting in a big bus and was slowly driving on the road back to the countryside from Xiangcheng.
However, unlike the other people around him, Chu Yun's state was extremely energetic.
The reason lies in the beautiful woman who is sleeping next to him.
Sitting next to him was a young girl, with long straight black hair hanging down from her shoulders like a waterfall, and a natural blush on her cherry mouth.
The pink little mouth is raised from time to time, and I don't know what kind of sweet dream I am dreaming, so that people will be deeply attracted by it at a glance.
The girl exudes a faint fragrance, which is particularly refreshing.
"After more than ten years away from the village, is the life in the village so good now? Chu Yun couldn't help but sigh.
This time, he went to a place called Anning Village, which is also his hometown.
When Chu Yun was six years old, his parents died unexpectedly, and when he was seven years old, he was taken away by a mysterious man, and since then, he has been living with him.
According to the man, he was a distant older brother to his father.
As for his profession......
It can be said that he is a doctor, who has a headache and brain fever, is unwell, and can't see a clue when he goes to the hospital.
At the same time, he will also help people with fortune telling and divination.
Whoever has feng shui to see, he will also change into a Taoist robe and go with a compass.
To sum it up, it's a professional god, but this man really seems to have some skills.
Chu Yun lived with him, and every day he could see a lot of people driving luxury cars who seemed to have a lot of status coming to visit.
Over the years, Chu Yun has been able to graduate from college safely, and it is indispensable to the man's credit.
But the annoying thing is that he just graduated from college, and he kicked him back from his home in Xiangcheng.
It is also called "tempering".
This man didn't know what to use, his skin was very well maintained, his face was like a crown of jade, his lips were red and his teeth were white.
In addition, he was already cultivating, and after a long time, he still had a bit of a dusty temperament on his body.
When many of the ladies who came saw him, their eyes lit up.
"I think this guy wants to drive me away so that I can have a tryst with the rich woman.
I just don't know if his body can stand those noble ladies who are like wolves and tigers.
There are always some steel wool balls at home for some reason, could it be that he is secretly practicing something?"
Chu Yun maliciously guessed in his heart.
Many times, he wanted to know the man's real name, but he was prevaricated by the sentence, "Idle clouds and wild cranes, no name and no surname".
Chu Yun heard someone call the man Xiaoyaozi a few times.
Thinking of his future life, Chu Yun couldn't help but sigh.
Do you want to be like him, drawing talismans and pricking needles in the countryside every day?
"Squeak!"
At this moment, the car suddenly slammed into a moment, but Chu Yun was sitting like a clock, and his body didn't move, after all, he has not practiced in vain over the years, and he has also learned some of the skills of the mysterious man.
However, the beautiful woman sitting next to Chu Yun didn't pay attention and lay directly on Chu Yun.
It's so big! It's so soft!
Feeling the softness on his legs, Chu Yun couldn't help but feel uneasy in his heart.
The girl was awakened by this shock, and when she saw her indecent posture, she hurriedly got up and apologized, and her pretty face was slightly red.
She had never had such intimate contact with a boy.
The passengers in the car also scolded and complained about the driver.
"Fuck, I'm looking for death, I want to die......"
The driver stretched out his head and cursed, and before he finished the next sentence, his head shrank inside.
The car door slowly opened, and two young men dressed as spiritual guys came up.
The two people who came up had ruthless faces, sturdy figures, full of flesh, and a few conspicuous scars on their arms.
I almost wrote the word hooligan on my face.
"You shit, who are you scolding!"
The green hair, led by the leader, took out a 54 pistol from his body after getting into the car.
He grabbed the driver by the collar, threw him to the ground, and kicked him hard in the stomach.
The driver clutched his stomach and lay on the ground grunting in pain.
The people in the car were speechless by the scene.
"Don't move!
The green fur said viciously, and then threw the backpack behind him to the people around him.
"Ergouzi, you go collect the money. ”
After saying that, he sat in the driver's seat and stared at the back.
"Lao Tzu only needs money, who dares to be dishonest, be careful that the gun in my hand is not long-sighted!"
After speaking, he also raised the 54 pistol in his hand with great force.
The people in the car all lowered their heads, did not dare to make a sound, and honestly put the money in their backpacks.
Looking at the frightened people in the car, Green Fur was very excited.
Suddenly, his gaze fell on the girl sitting on the right, and her face showed a look of lust.
"Hahaha, it seems that Lao Tzu can still rob a lust today!
Greenhair pointed at the girl.
It is even more difficult to meet such a superb beauty in this countryside than to buy a lottery ticket and win the lottery.
Hearing his eldest brother shouting, Ergouzi also stopped what he was doing.
Looking in the direction of his finger, the second dog was stunned, and a small tent was erected on his lower body, and it collapsed again before it stood up for three seconds.
It's the legendary second shot.
The people in the car who noticed this scene wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and their faces turned red.
"Fuck! You dare to laugh!"
The sturdy Ergouzi took out a machete from his backpack and said viciously.
Looking at the machete in his hand, the people in the car quickly lowered their heads.
"Fuck off, you idiot! What about my little beauty who scares me!"
Greenfur walked over and kicked him in the ass, then changed into a smile that he thought was charming, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth.
"Little beauty, what's your name. ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to touch the girl's face.
"Introduce yourself, my name is Ah Ji, and the people on the road call Brother Ji! ”
The girl was so frightened by this scene that she couldn't speak, and subconsciously grabbed Chu Yun's arm and shrank back timidly.
Brother Ji shook the 54 pistol in his hand, looked at Chu Yun Yaowu and said proudly.
"Hurry up and get out! Don't bother Lao Tzu to pick up girls!"
Brother Ji looked the girl's figure up and down with squinting eyes, it was summer now.
The clothes on this girl's body are very thin, highlighting her delicate figure to the fullest.
With such a stunner, it's no wonder that these robbers are not moved.
Chu Yun sat on the chair with a playful smile on his face.
Did these two stupid thieves go out without looking at the yellow calendar, and the robbery hit their heads.
I didn't want to care about these two stupid thieves, and when I came to collect my own money, I just made an illusion and fooled the past.
But they actually set their eyes on the beauty next to them, this is not good, such a big beauty, can't be spoiled in their hands.
"Holy shit, my eldest brother is talking to you, you didn't hear it!"
The second dog on the side stepped forward and stretched out his hand to pick up Chu Yun.
Relying on his eldest brother to have a gun, he bullied people a lot.
I also have my own little abacus in my heart, if the eldest brother is finished, I will definitely be able to be refreshed, and it is worth it to play with such a superb beauty, and to live a few years less.