Chapter 18: A Visit from the Witches
Seeing this, Ah Huang snorted and laughed: "But a few of you let me be willing to live behind the scenes, and I want to be in the limelight, but now I envy Lao Tzu." ”
Ah Qing took a few small sips of "Lu Fu", but said with a smile: "I think it's quite funny, but it's a pity that it's just the Son and the Holy Spirit, if Jesus and the Virgin Mary are even more fun." ”
When Ah Huang and Ah Jin heard this, they were all speechless.
At the beginning, when the whole planet was in turmoil due to the shortage of "floating goods", the head of the Ting Council and the speaker of the leap council were still gloating and watching the fire from the other side, always thinking about how to use this fire to maximize their own interests.
But when their family's workshop and sales point were finally attacked maliciously, the two immediately felt that the situation was a little uncontrollable, and they thought that when the new product "Fufu" was launched in the future, there would be many powerful forces from all over the world who tried their best to target them.
The current forces of several of them have not yet developed to the point where they can control the situation of the whole star, so the two of them hurriedly discussed, and they had no good way to deal with it, so they had to secretly go to the Jinshi Sect in person to find Ah Huang and the other three allies to help.
Ah Huang Fu was also stunned when he heard that the situation had developed to such an unstoppable end, and after thinking and meditating for a long time, he couldn't help but murmur to Ah Jin: "If I had those great religious scriptures and classics on the earth in my hands, this catastrophe might be solved. ”
Ah Jin was surprised and asked, "Do you want to solve this matter in a religious way?"
Ah Huang nodded and said, "The end of the world can only be redeemed by God, but unfortunately there is no Bible in hand." ”
"Tsk, I have wow," Ah Jin patted his thigh and said: "I have all the classics in the database, the Old and New Testaments, the English version, the Latin version, as well as the Taoist Collection, Buddhist scriptures, and the Koran, whichever you want, I will export it to the jade slip and you can read it casually." ”
Ah Huang was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "The Latin version of the Bible is fine, you can lose a few more pieces of jade slips for backup, this can solve a big problem, Ji Ji!"
Ah Jin didn't believe his consciousness a little, and couldn't help asking, "Who can read the Latin version of the Bible?"
Ah Huang said: "You don't need to understand, just be able to recite it, and when the time comes, you can type the pronunciation into the mind of the person who recites the scriptures." ”
Ah Jin frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "Why me?"
Ah Huang smiled: "First, because of the existence of the database, you must know Latin, and second, you have the appearance of the god and human race, and the missionary needs the god and human race to dress up decently." ”
Sitting on the side, Ting and Yan didn't know what they were discussing with their minds, and they looked like their eyebrows were dancing, so they had to look at each other inexplicably many times, in front of the two outsiders, Ah Huang and Ah Qing still practiced the virtue of "closed-mouth meditation", and they really spoke, and they didn't understand the lingua franca of the star field to say it in vain, only the effect of chickens and ducks talking.
The two have discussed and decided, in view of Ah Qing's childish nature, don't care about her, you can take her to play at that time, and finally the initiator Ah Huang and Ting, Yan The two of them explained it in detail, until they said that their eyebrows stretched out, and gradually their smiles increased.
The speaker was still a little uneasy about the specific operation, so he asked: "The new product 'Lufu' is used for free to make holy water, so what about cost recovery and profit acquisition?"
Ah Huang smiled and said, "Religious property has always come from selfless donations from believers, and it is much more profitable than doing business. ”
Speaker Leap is not half-aware of religion, but the interests are at stake, Dao Xin fell down, such an explanation is worth a thousand words, immediately settled down, said and the two of them laughed louder and louder, Ting Hui has already understood, has been laughing without speaking.
Ah Huang then asked him if he could find thousands of gods and mortals in this star, and if he could speak well, he would have to spend a lot of money to hire them, which was the basis for wandering folk missionaries.
The speaker patted his chest and said: "Sensei said that thousands of people, tens of thousands of people can be found, which life planet will not have the immortal race, the god race and the witch race, this matter will be handled in the future, to ensure that it is done properly, Brother Mai can rest assured." ”
In the end, they agreed to launch a "bishop of God" at an appropriate time, send missionaries to various places to preach, build churches on a large scale, admit believers, and mobilize the group of members of the country of Gambi to donate land to establish the Holy See.
In terms of religion, the Holy Father is the ethereal Lord God and does not need to show up, the Holy Son is played by Ah Jin, the Holy Spirit is played by Ah Qing, the secular Holy See is headed by the Ting Speaker, and the Kampie National Assembly no longer has the post of Speaker, which is led by the Speaker of the Leap Speaker, and concurrently serves as the chief cardinal of the Holy See.
Pope Ting will serve as the "Divine Bishop" Pope as the successor of the future Inspectorate and the Chief Envoy, which must also be welcomed by the Central Star Domain Cultivator Alliance, which is the first choice to control a special life planet in the future.
At the time of the operation, Ah Huang was easy to be targeted by the reinforcements of the Central Star Domain because of his delicate identity, and it was difficult for him to appear in public, so he was excluded from the action, but Ah Jin and Ah Qing played the role of the Holy Son and the Holy Spirit everywhere in the limelight.
Under the heavy stimulation of the throat washing of the holy water and the brainwashing of the Bible, the "Divine Bishop" relied on the Latin that no one could understand on the bright side to fool people's hearts and secretly drink the "Fufu" holy water to refresh their minds, and conquered the entire land of Yuling Star in a short period of time.
At the same time, all kinds of theocratic institutions have also sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and whoever allows the "divine bishop" to control the new product "Fufu", which has evolved into "holy water", will naturally order the world, dare not disobey, dare not disobey the religion, and join the religion, then there will be no such drink.
The religions of God, Christ, Orthodoxy, and Judaism in the west of the earth could never have dreamed that the star of the universe, which is so far away that it is not many light years away, actually has a branch of theocratic religion originating from them, and the difference is that this sub-religion actually has the right to crown princes that they only had in the Middle Ages, so that the first pope, Ting Mou, was honored as "His Majesty".
If Rubeus had come to Yuling Star and seen the strange scene of the "Divine Bishop" churches, the congregational and the ascendant, this authentic Jew would have been shocked and thought that he had traveled back to the Western world of the Middle Ages.
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One day, Elder Yin led a witch tribal delegation to the capital of the Golden Kingdom, the Great King City once known as Siju City, to visit the three kings of the Golden Kingdom.
In the solemn and solemn palace hall, the guests and hosts held cordial and friendly meetings and negotiations.
Originally, there were only three palaces in the Great King City, which belonged to the three kings, and since Ah Huang came back, he felt that if he was to contact the outside world, it was not suitable to entertain guests in any palace, so he built a more majestic palace called Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Lingxiao Treasure Hall is located in front of the three royal halls, facing the outer palace gate, with long steps, spacious halls and solemn Dan Majesty, there are court halls, audience halls, meeting rooms, rest rooms, verandahs, rest gardens and flower beds.
Today, the Witch Clan has a formal meeting with the three kings of El Dorado who are sitting in the meeting room.
Elder Yin first expressed his heartfelt gratitude to the Golden Kings for their early rebellion and then their help in blocking the enemy, and then conveyed the glorious deeds of the two demon generals of Lak Qi and Horn Wapi in defeating the enemy, and then introduced the heroic deeds of the four major tribes of the barbarian witches to resist the invaders of Ben Mistake, return the rivers and mountains, and so on.
In the end, he also autobiography: "Truly, how easy it is for the middle demon general to take away the great monk of the sect alliance, and the lieutenant general will lure him into the cave, and the lieutenant general will immediately fall on his head, and then the general will kick his ass with his leg, and the goods will get into the spirit bag by itself." ”
Elder Yin continued to sigh and said: "The Lord of the Middle Demon General is very grateful to His Royal Highness Fifth for giving him a bag for his help, if the demon people want to gain a foothold in this world today, they still need more spirit bags, this, our family also hopes that Your Highnesses will help a lot." ”
Ah Huang was so angry that he wanted to laugh when he heard it, what is a gift bag, it was obviously lent to them to put that big man, but now it has not only become a gift, listen to their intentions, but also more and the better, but if you don't give it, you can't give it away, so that you can make your own strength stronger.
Fortunately, Heng Yu has a lot of spiritual bags on his body, and he himself knows how to make them, although the materials are precious, they can still be found, and the spiritual bags become a pocket spiritual storage space, and the five elements can be made together when they gather together, and in their group of people, the five elements can still make up for it.
I saw Ah Jin frowning and asked, "How many spirit bags do you still want?" I don't have much to wait for. ”
Elder Yin's face was full of wrinkles, revealing a funny smile, stretching out a slap, grabbing and letting go: "Let's come three or five, won't it? ”
This time it was Ah Jin's turn to laugh angrily, this group of greedy heavenly demons and their servants Nima really dared to speak, and they didn't have any real thanks for helping, and they had to ask for the spirit bag inch by inch, so they impatiently took out their spirit bag and put it on the table.
Then asked Ah Qing for her bag, Ah Qing knew that there were still a lot of spiritual bags there, so he generously took out his spiritual bag and threw it on Ah Jin's table.
Ah Jin then shook the two spirit bags in his hands, and said with his nose: "Mai's one was lent to Lak, and now there are only this one and Mu Fairy's one, and the more ones are gone, do you want it?"
"Yes, yes, how can you not want it, two of them are also done, and you can't do it," Elder Yin smiled and hurriedly stretched out his hand, signaling the other party to throw it over, but he couldn't help but feel a little frustrated in his heart.
Seeing that Elder Yin solemnly put away the two spirit bags and put them into the lining of the coarse linen clothes and hid them, Ah Huang suddenly said to him: "Elder Yin Wu, you want this spirit bag, I don't keep it for myself, and I try to give it as much as possible, the so-called giving and asking is nothing more than that, then, can you also reveal the secrets of your clan to me?"
"Tribal secrets, we witches are in a poor and remote country, what other unspeakable secrets can there be?" Elder Yin received the transmission of his thoughts, his expression was a little dazed, and it didn't seem to be a fake.