Chapter 177: Rice Comes and Mouth Opens
Le Tong went around the kitchen and went out to buy vegetables with his bag, leaving Ling Hushuo with a confused face... By the way, there is also Wangcai.
"Xiao Shuo, is she going to live in our house?" asked Wangcai blankly.
"......" Ling Hushuo thought dumbfounded, and didn't hear anything at all.
Seeing that Wangcai didn't answer, he acquiesced yes, and fell down in despair: It's over, my status in the family is going to be reduced by one again, it's really difficult to be a dog, and it's even harder to be a dog named Wangcai!
Ling Hushuo sat on the sofa and finally came up with a solution - travel back ten minutes ago to change his answer, but as if a small person lived in his mind, a voice inexplicably prevented Ling Hushuo from doing this.
After living for more than 20 years, Ling Hushuo felt for the first time that his IQ was so bad, and he had to find a staff officer.
"Wangcai, you heard what the two of us said just now, do you have a way to break the situation?"
The dog-headed military division is on the line.
Wangcai pondered for a moment and said, "Eh, block her first, and then delete her." ”
Ling Hushuo's face instantly darkened, and he said speechlessly: "I'm not spraying with people on the Internet, it's a fart to pull the black tube, and I want to mess around in the company if I block the boss." ”
Wangcai thought about it again and sighed and said: "It's really not good, Xiaoshuo, you just give in, there's nothing wrong with being Bai Fumei, it's just that you pity me..."
"How can the two of us still affect you. Ling Hushuo frowned.
"If the two of you are together, won't my family status be reduced by one more when she comes to our house?" said Wangcai, pulling down his face.
Looks like this: 23333
Ling Hushuo smiled reluctantly and said, "You think too simply, she also has a cat." ”
Suddenly there was a crisp click, this is the sound of Wangcai's heartbreak?
No, the sound seems to be coming from the direction of the kitchen.
Linghu Shuo's face changed, and he felt bad and hurriedly jumped up from the sofa and rushed to the kitchen, Wangcai was worried that his dog food and kennel would be missing.
In the kitchen, the king crab was making a fuss, and the crunch sound was the sound of it breaking the cup.
Wasn't the king crab kept in a waterproof bag? Why did it escape all of a sudden?
Ling Hushuo's eyes inadvertently slanted, and he saw the wet waterproof bag in the trash can.
It seems that Letong mistakenly released it as a dead crab...
The king crab was furious, and a water cannon shot out, causing Fox Shuo and Wangcai to jump left and right in a hurry.
"You big crab still want to compete with me?
Ling Hu Shuo decisively used indestructible, instantly turtle shell protection, golden light cover body, but this time Ling Hu Shuo did not stand still and wait for someone to hit him as before, but rushed forward like a tank.
The king crab did not dodge the edge, and the armor-piercing pliers went all out to meet it!
collided violently, and in just a moment, the victory and defeat were divided, and the king crab was pressed into a "crab cake".
[Host]: Linghu Shuo
[Level]: Lv105→ Lv109
[IQ]: 195↑
[Ability]: Clone Technique, Soul Channeling Technique, Soul Shaking Song, Soul Snatcher Eye, Indestructible
......
Ling Hu Shuo canceled his ability and shook his head at the king crab on the ground: "Hey, why bother~"
Wangcai drooled: "Xiaoshuo, can we eat steamed crabs at night?" ”
"Eat, eat, you will know how to eat all day long!" Ling Hushuo glanced at Wangcai helplessly, and then pointed to the king crab on the ground and said: "It's all pressed like this, how can it be steamed, besides, this king crab hasn't eaten for at least two days, it must be thin and has no meat." ”
Wang Caihan shook his head with a smile and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not disgusted, it's okay to shave the crab meat and fry it." ”
There are quite a few ways to eat...
"You better eat your dog food, I'm going to recycle this crab to the system. Ling Hushuo thought to himself: This crab cost me more than a thousand! You can eat one meal and it will be gone, it's too extravagant, right? Or the system will recycle it and let me get it back!
Seeing that the business was extremely motivated, the superhuman system immediately appeared: "Boss, I can give you a price of 200 yuan for this crab, what do you think?"
Two hundred? Ling Hushuo spent more than a thousand when he bought it, not even a fraction?
"Is this thing depreciating so fast?" Ling Hushuo blurted out.
The crab depreciated by 23333, can you still stock up and sell it when the market is good?
Superman System: "If you hadn't turned this crab into a "crab cake", the price would have been much higher than it is now, but now..."
The crab cover is broken, and it is a stinky crab when it is put outside for half a day in the summer, so that Hu Shuo has no choice but to sell it at a loss.
The king crab was recovered, and the balance changed from five hundred to seven hundred, so you can survive until the day of salary.
After the matter of the overlord crab was resolved, Hu Shuo's attention returned to Le Tong's matter.
Wangcai is feeling sorry for not being able to eat crabs, obviously it can't be counted on as a dog-headed military advisor, so Hu Shuo has no choice but to find Bai Ji again.
in the bedroom.
"Hey, wake up, the moon is out..."
Bai Ji's brows furrowed more and more, and finally opened her eyes, glanced out the window, and saw that it was still noon, and she was suddenly angry: "Where is the moon?
Ling Hushuo smiled embarrassedly and said: "I'm here to ask for your help, Sister Bai must help me, if you don't help me, I'm afraid you won't be able to live in my house anymore." ”
"Threaten me?" Bai Ji's eyes changed, as if she was about to turn into a giant fox.
"No, no, no. Ling Hu Shuo hurriedly waved his hand with a desire to survive, and then told the whole story.
Five minutes later.
After Bai Ji understood the matter, she held her chin with one hand and thought for a while and said, "Isn't it a good thing that you can still be favored by a girl like this?" ”
"I didn't say that it wasn't a good thing, it just came so suddenly that I couldn't get used to it for a while, and... I felt that she said that most of the time because she saw that I was miserable, and seemed to sympathize with me more. Ling Hushuo rushed to finish speaking before he noticed that Bai Ji's first half of the sentence was a little wrong, and said faintly: What's wrong with me like this, I don't know that I am "the dream of 100 million girls"?
Bai Ji frowned and said, "Since you think so, then you can make it clear, I feel quite reasonable about that girl." ”
Ling Hushuo felt that Bai Ji still hadn't found the crux of the problem, and said anxiously: "The most important thing is that she has to take care of me, she comes every day, and she will carry out surprise attacks all the time! I can't pretend for months in a row, right?"
Bai Ji also began to have a headache, and she didn't bother to say directly: "Then I'll cripple you, so that you don't have to pretend, and you can naturally enjoy the care of the beauty." ”
Ling Hushuo's face was full of black lines for an instant, and he thought: You came up with an idea from a human being? By the way, you are not a human being.
It's no problem to call Bai Ji a team, this kind of emotional thing, Bai Ji doesn't seem to be very proficient as a fox.
"Forget it, you go back to sleep!"
The old man who made Fox Shuo's face pull left the bedroom, returned to the living room to ponder, and finally sighed and adopted the advice of the dog-headed military advisor Wangcai - give in when it is time to give in, as for the injury... If you can hide it for a day, you can survive for a month, and you will be successful!
In the evening, Le Tong made a large table of dishes, served a small bowl to Ling Hushuo alone, and then sat on the sofa and fed Ling Hushuo by himself.
"Ah, open your mouth, is it delicious? try my greens again..."
The beautiful boss personally feeds the vegetables, which Hu Shuo can't even dream of, has appeared! Not to mention, the life of opening his mouth to eat is really strange and comfortable.
After eating, Le Tong took the initiative to bring a wet towel to wipe Ling Hushuo's face.
Ling Hushuo stopped the towel and blushed and said, "Old... Boss, I can't walk because of a leg injury, I can't take care of myself, I can still wipe my face. ”
After speaking, Ling Hushuo took the towel with his left hand and wiped his face with extra attention.
Le Tong was amused and said, "I forgot, now my left hand can move freely, right?"
"Ahh ”
Le Tong glanced at his legs with a plaster cast and said, "Let's talk about exercising and walking for a month, if you want to move, I'll buy you a wheelchair in a while, and you can walk around the living room if you have nothing to do." ”
Wheelchair......
Ling Hushuo thought that he would not use this thing until he was seventy or eighty, but he didn't expect that he could experience it when he was only in his twenties.
"Uh, okay. Ling Hushuo nodded with a hard smile.
Le Tong sat until more than nine o'clock, and Ling Hushuo sighed and said that she was sleepy before leaving.
As soon as the door opened and closed, Wangcai, kittens, and prank dolls, who were hiding far away, leaned over one after another.
"Xiao Shuo, I envy you so much that you have someone to take care of you so much. "Wangcai's lemon heart is really sour: why is no one so good to me?
The kitten was wary of the living, so he didn't dare to approach Ling Hushuo in the afternoon, and now Le Tong walked and it could finally come up and make Linghu Shuo's legs.
Ling Hu Shuo leaned over and touched the kitten's head, and the pressure in his heart seemed to be reduced a lot.
Just when Linghu Shuo was surprised by this, Bai Ji came...
(End of chapter)