"If you think about something else, I think I'm much better than the straight man you said, like when I talk to men, I always refer to them as brothers, so it's easy to get closer to us. But women are different, you can't come up and call someone a cutie, a sweet or something. Su Xian thought for a while and said.

"Then what did you mean by calling me Little Lori just now? And I didn't see you call the third boy a good brother, you are obviously very fierce to others, okay?" said the mountain rabbit spirit very seriously.

"It's like two people walking on the same road, and as long as one person moves, the distance will be shortened. But what is obvious is that he ran in the wrong direction and still dies without repentance!" Su Xian said.

"He ran in the wrong direction?" The mountain rabbit spirit thought for a while, and suddenly laughed: "Su Xian, you are really humorous! The third boy is the most directional man we have here, and he never knows how to be a road idiot, okay?"

Su Xian's brain sweated when he heard this, what kind of comprehension ability can he understand this sentence like that? Su Xian rolled his eyes angrily, and asked coldly: "Do you understand what I mean? I mean he doesn't want to have a good time with me at all!"

"Yo yo yo, are you in a hurry?" The mountain rabbit spirit looked at Su Xian with interest: "You said that people are minors, then minors must be the kind of little girls with unsound minds, I can't understand it, you can tell me about it!"

"Forget it, you won't understand it even if I tell you!In short, Young Master Ben is sleepy now and wants to go to bed!" As he spoke, Su Xian shook his head, and then walked upstairs to find a room to sleep in.

It didn't take long for the mountain rabbit spirit to walk to Su Xian's room with a plate of peanuts, holding a pillow in her other hand, and humming a song in her mouth, as if she was very happy.

"Do you really want to sleep with me?" asked Su Xian very strangely. "Otherwise, I've got all the things I need to grind my teeth at night, and I'd like to get some salt, but I'm afraid you'll not be able to control yourself!" said the mountain rabbit spirit with a flushed face.

"you, I can't control myself? It's about the same time you can't control yourself. What kind of beauty has Lao Tzu never seen, and Lao Tzu would like a minor who has not developed at all?" Su Xian was anxious at that time.

The mountain rabbit spirit was slightly stunned, her psychological tolerance is already very good now, and she has already made some mental preparations before coming.

"Su Xian, listen to me, I didn't mean that, I meant that if there are peanuts, the sound of my teeth grinding will be even louder!hahaha!" After speaking, the mountain rabbit spirit began to laugh heartlessly.

Su Xian can be seen now, the mountain rabbit spirit didn't want Su Xian to sleep well tonight. This mountain rabbit has the habit of grinding its teeth at night, and the sound of putting some salt in the past will be quieter, but if it is a hard and brittle thing like peanuts, the sound is not to mention how annoying it is.

Su Xian was a little unhappy like this, and begged: "I said aunt, I call you aunt, can you just let me go?" Yes, I'm a straight man, I'm not worthy of you, okay? I really beg you, I'm really tired today!"

"That's fine, but I have one condition!" said the mountain rabbit spirit suddenly. "What conditions?" Su Xian immediately asked. The mountain rabbit pretended to be thinking about it for a long time, and he was still laughing secretly there, obviously he had already thought about it, but he just didn't say it.

It's really infuriating, and it's torturous. Su Xian said a little impatiently: "Say it quickly, otherwise I won't agree to you, look at you like this, nine times out of ten it is not good for me, I'll count five for you, if you don't say it, then forget it!"

Before Su Xian finished speaking, he was immediately interrupted by the mountain rabbit spirit, and the mountain rabbit spirit suddenly said it, but it sounded more like a scream, afraid that others would not know.

The mountain rabbit spirit said, "Unless you kiss me for more than two minutes, I will torture you with this plate of peanuts tonight!" "Kiss a minor for more than two minutes?"

"I don't know if there's something wrong with you, but there must be something wrong with your head, did I say it's my mouth? I don't believe you kissing the side of my face, or my forehead, you can't kiss it!" said the mountain rabbit spirit a little angrily.

"Okay, I'll kiss it now!" As soon as he finished speaking, Su Xian hugged the mountain rabbit spirit fiercely in his arms, and then kissed her on the forehead fiercely for two minutes before letting go.

After kissing, Su Xian also asked her: "How do you feel in your heart now? I am an adult and I kiss you as a minor, and I deserve panic in my own heart!"

Unexpectedly, the mountain rabbit spirit was still reminiscing about the feeling of being hugged by Su Xian just now, and he couldn't come over for a long time. Hearing Su Xian's words, he was stunned for a moment, then nodded, then shook his head again, and then nodded.

"I'll rub it, what do you mean, Mountain Rabbit Spirit?" asked Su Xian. "Your attitude is so arrogant, Su Xian! My name is Mountain Rabbit, can you not call me Mountain Rabbit Spirit?"

"No, I just had some wrong things in my head. You may not know that I have a habit of having a thought in my head that I shouldn't have, and I will have in my head the things I have done that seem unforgivable now. Su Xian said seriously.

"Hehe," the mountain rabbit spirit smiled strangely, and asked, "Then what did you say you didn't have just now?" I'm very interested!"

"I am..." Su Xian hurriedly finished half of his words, his face turned red at first, and then he immediately shook his head and said, "I was just thinking about when I will be able to see the ghost woman, hurry up and get out of this ghost place!"

"Oh. The harespirit nodded in disappointment. "Don't you look very happy?" asked Su Xian. "It's none of your business, I'm going out to get salt!, if you don't like me being loud, lie down and sleep now, and you won't notice my movement when you fall asleep!" reminded the mountain rabbit spirit.

Su Xian also nodded, and immediately lay down and went to sleep. The mountain rabbit spirit walked out with peanuts, she walked to the front of the house, and took a peanut and gently put it in her mouth.

The mountain rabbit spirit looked up at the eyes of the sky, and said to one of them looking at his eyes, "Dude, what does this Su Xian think?"

Unexpectedly, the monster on the other side really spoke, and it said: "Men, they always like to be affectionate and self-inflicted, so Su Xian is probably because there are other women he likes in this hell." ”

"The whole hell, he said that the first time he came, there was no wife. The mountain rabbit spirit pouted. "Is the Bone Lady one? I once went out and saw two people tangled on the ground, do you want me to describe the scene to you?" said the thing.

"Don't, I'm not a minor for that kind of plot!" the mountain rabbit spirit grinned. "Hey, don't be minors all day, minors, we're all goblins, and we're eighteen years older than humans!" the thing said with a sigh.

"But there is a gap in Su Xian's heart, and there is no way to do it. But I'm not in a hurry, I'll give him a chance. The mountain rabbit thought for a moment and said seriously.

"Su Xian is going to be Jackie Chan in the future, will you be abandoned by others like this?" the thing reminded. But the mountain rabbit still nodded firmly: "No matter what, even if it's a good night, I'm willing to stay by Su Xian's side." ”

"Su Xian, hehe, he's a scumbag, it's not worth you to treat him like this!" the thing said fiercely. "What about the scumbag? The old lady just likes him! Not to mention, the old lady is going back to get salt, and I will lie in Su Xian's arms and sleep at night, hehe!" After speaking, the mountain rabbit turned back.

The thing looked at the back of the mountain rabbit spirit from the sky, and couldn't help but sigh.