Chapter 852: Shang Dynasty
The sun is hanging high, and the palace is full of gold.
The main hall is divided into nine levels, and the grades are high, each level is three feet high, and the length and width are thirty zhang.
The first and second levels are empty. There are dozens of holy immortals on the left and right sides of the third, fourth, and fifth levels, the immortal armor immortal generals on the left, and the courtiers in various robes on the right. Level 6, 7, 8, and 3, dozens of delicate red jade chairs were placed on both sides. The immortal kings of the ink and battle camps sit on the left side according to the high and low of cultivation, and the immortal kings from the camp and the immortal mansion sit on the right side.
On the ninth level, there is a large purple gold jade couch in the center, and there are three jade chairs on the left and right sides of the jade couch. There are six beautiful women sitting on the jade chair, but the beauties are all delicate and red, and their eyes show a trace of fatigue. Behind the purple gold jade couch, there is a large screen, and behind the screen, there are three people sitting in the shadow, but they can't see the specific appearance clearly.
At this time, on the purple gold and jade couch, the old man in the purple robe was lying leaning, wearing a purple crown, purple hair reaching his shoulders, and his eyes were open and closed, looking down with a little playfulness.
Tianjiu stood at the bottom of the right side, standing on the edge of the third level. Dressed in a blue robe, the tiredness on his face was swept away, and he looked completely refreshed. It's just that there are obviously a few red marks on the neck, and it looks like someone has gnawed it.
"Boy, where did you go just now? Brother can't find you anywhere!" came Huang Laowu's voice from the opposite side.
Tianjiu glanced at the old guy: "What's the matter with you?!"
"Hmph! The face is full of spring, the neck is bright red, and he must not have done anything good. It's just that Ben will be strange, in this imperial court, you can still see the opportunity to steal fish? I don't know which little female guard was harmed by you! Be careful, if you provoke Sanying, you will eat people!" Huang Lao Wu also sneered.
"Imperial Princess. Scared, right? Huang Lao Wu. After a while, I will propose to the Immortal Emperor Lao'er. Quack!" Tianjiu laughed evilly.
"Cut! I'm afraid you're a ghost! Just now, Ben will deliberately check, the princess over the age of sixteen is now famous, under the age of sixteen, you dare to touch, the old guy above must chop you up. ”
"It's not an old man, what are you doing looking at this, are you so boring?" Tianjiu snorted.
"Hahaha! I can't help it, Ben will accidentally let you catch a fatal loophole. Don't check it out. One day, if you follow in the footsteps of the black-armored general, wouldn't you be sad!" Huang Lao Wu said in a good mood.
"Old man, count yourself ruthless! Just ask, aren't you afraid that the kid will go back and fiddle with your daughter?"
"Hey, hey, you're miscalculated again. A few days ago, I received a voice transmission talisman from the mother, saying that the nine girls already have a heart, and the mother said that she had seen the kid and admired him very much, and nodded in agreement. Maybe now the two of them have already mixed up on the jade couch, and you are still tossing around here. Do you have a chance?! Alas, Ben will be cured of the last piece of heart disease. You, where are you cool. Huang Lao Wu happily transmitted the sound, shaking Tianjiu's sea of knowledge into a buzzing sound.
"Cut! Old man, the next time you cry, remember to bring a good tissue!" Tianjiu glanced at Huang Lao Wu with contempt, and couldn't help but sigh and shake his head.
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"Okay, let's start the early dynasty!, fairy kings, before you report on the big things, I will take a look at a young descendant, he is my lucky star!" said the purple-robed old man, looking up at the Mo Yi monk Nunu on the left.
Monk Mo Yi bowed slightly, and lightly recited a Buddha voice: "Amitabha!
"Huh?" Tian Jiu, who was secretly smiling to himself, suddenly felt excited, as if he heard someone mentioning his name.
"Boy, go up quickly, the old guy wants to see you!" Huang Lao Wu's voice came again.
"Damn!Why do you take the first one to open the knife?!" Tianjiu bared his teeth darkly.
He flashed out, took three or five steps to the eight steps, then clasped his hands into fists, knelt on the ground, and shouted loudly: "Wanzhou Tianjiu, meet Your Majesty My Emperor!"
"Well, Tianjiu, raise your head and let me see!"
Tianjiu gritted his teeth and looked up at the high jade couch. On the jade couch, an old man in a purple robe stared at him with a smile, the old man was full of purple hair and sharp eyes, but there were a lot of folds on his forehead and the corners of his eyes, which was quite a bit vicissitudes.
"Well, the appearance is average, the eyes are calm, the first time I saw me, there was no trace of nervousness and fear, it's okay. I heard that you are from Wanzhou, and you also won the first place in the Holy Immortal of the Three Provinces Exchange Conference?"
"Back to His Majesty, Tianjiu is just Rao Xing, in fact, in that time for the Holy Immortal Realm, there is a guy who has already taken the lead, but this unlucky ghost doesn't know that the Lu Dao box is the ultimate victory, he took away the treasure, left the jade box, and let the kid pick up a big bargain. ”
Tian Jiu replied loudly, waving his hand and wiping out a seven-foot-long jade box, which was the box that contained the colorful Xia clothes. The boundary mud on the surface of the box has long been cleared, revealing its original appearance.
Under the hall, Huang Lao Wu was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, and he looked at the guy kneeling on the stage, and scolded hundreds of times in his heart.
"Ha Lu Ha Ha Interesting! That guy who snatched the treasure must be a big pervert, do you know what was originally in the Lu Dao box?" asked the Eastern Emperor Ha Lu Ha Da Lu with a smile.
"I don't know what to do, Your Majesty!"
"A flowery dress worn by a woman is thin, dewy, and transparent. I don't know which pervert came up with the tribute, I looked at it for a long time, and showed it to the ladies in the palace, they shook their heads one by one, saying that it was too immoral and degrading, and it was insulting and delicate. It just so happened that the five Mo people came over to ask for the reward, and I gave it to him casually. ”
"Hehe, it turned out that it wasn't the Plastic King Dan, the kid also scolded that thief hundreds of times!" Tianjiu said loudly.
"Do you want to shape Wang Dan? Don't worry, don't worry! You're only in the early stage of the Holy Immortal, it's early, and when you make a great contribution for me, I can consider rewarding you with one. Now the plastic king pill is scarce, and it is not easy to get it. ”
"Thank you for your great kindness!" Tianjiu hurriedly clenched his fists, revealing a look of great joy.
"Okay!Master Moyi, is that little fairy dragon you caught last night the one he pointed out?" asked the Eastern Emperor, turning his head to look at the Great Monk.
"Yes, Your Majesty, it is indeed this son, this son is every word, which makes the old man suddenly bright. Mo Yi replied.
"Very good! Tianjiu Ping, I allow you to stand and reply!" Donghuang touched the purple whisker on his chin and nodded.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Tian Jiu replied, stood up, took a deep breath, and looked through the screen, as if he had caught a glimpse of a familiar graceful figure behind him.
"Tianjiu, tell me, how did you instruct the master to fish out the little fairy dragon? That's a cunning guy who can't be caught for decades. ”
Tian Jiu thought for a while, clenched his fists and replied: "Your Majesty, it's actually very simple, the kid just asked the master to change a bait." I pondered that this bait fairy dragon must not have eaten it, and I should have to give it a try, and the worst consequences are not obvious. ”
"What kind of bait?"
"Your Majesty, it's a pig!"
"Huh?!" the corners of Donghuang's mouth twitched.
Behind the screen, the big beauty covered with gold gauze had a jade face, but her heart smiled.
"Ahem, the kid is saying that the bait is a little fairy pork. ”
"Pork? no, Xianlong likes to eat such low-level toys?"
"No, no, your majesty doesn't know, the kid uses high-grade fairy pork, high-grade fairy pig, known as the holy fairy stone, and the fairy king will salivate when he sees it. As long as the fairy dragon has not eaten it, it will definitely be hungry. ”
"Well, I've eaten some, and it does taste extraordinary, but unfortunately the output is a bit scarce, and it doesn't breed in large numbers in the fairy world. Tianjiu, how did you come up with the idea of using it to seduce the Immortal Dragon?"
"Hehe, because the kid is a pig raiser, and he is called the swineherd Tianjiu. ”
"Hahaha! Swineherd Tianjiu, raising pigs can also become saints, and I have been received, interesting! Interesting! Tell me, are you very good at raising pigs?"
"Back to Your Majesty, it's hard to say anything else, if you want to talk about raising pigs, the kid is indeed good, and the high-grade fairy pig is a lot of it, the kid relied on it, made a fortune, became rich, and soaked in a bunch of little beauties. Eating pork during the day and beautiful meat at night, I am very busy. ”
Before Tianjiu's words fell, the hall was full of laughter, and behind the screen, the golden gauze beauty bit her lips tightly, and the corners of her mouth trembled slightly.
"Ha Lu Ha Ha Wonderful, wonderful! Swine Herd Tianjiu, look at the seat!" Donghuang Da Le, with a wave of his big hand, a purple gold jade chair was instantly placed on the right side of the eighth-level hall.
Tian Jiu sneered, bowed his hands to the immortal kings on both sides, and moved into the chair.
After dozens of breaths, the laughter subsided, and the Eastern Emperor examined Tianjiu again, suddenly glanced under the collar of his robe, and asked with a wicked smile: "Tianjiu, there are red stains all over your neck, and it seems fresh, it can't be that you fought with a beauty before the court, right?"
This is a sign of a great battle, but it is not a battle with a beauty. Tianjiu grinned.
"Oh?
"Alas, don't mention it. Do you know, although the high-grade fairy pork is beautiful, but the teeth are sharp, the bite is a ferocious, and there is no cure, and there is no cure for it, and it cannot be eliminated in ten days and a half months. These red stains have been gnawed by pigs!"
"Uhh
In the hall, most of the people also leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, only the golden gauze beauty behind the screen gritted her teeth.
After a hundred breaths, the Eastern Emperor patted the couch and exclaimed: "Tianjiu, you make me very happy, I want to reward you, what kind of prizes do you need?" Beauty, fairy stones, treasures, officials, you can choose one." (To be continued......)