Chapter 297: Design
"I'll rub, I like this, let Brother Fox rest assured, my Lao Tian is familiar with this thing, and I am the best at torture or something. ”
Tian Boguang was frightened by Ling Hu Chong's stunt of forcing the sound into a line and transmitting the sound into the secret so much that he took a few steps back, and after hearing Ling Hu Chong's arrangement, he was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "It's a trivial matter, don't be so troublesome, Brother Ling Hu can sit down for the time being, and leave the rest to my Lao Tian to handle it." ”
I rubbed you 3,600 times, and this bastard actually said it in public, it was really blind to Lao Tzu's stunt of forcing the sound into a line and transmitting the sound into the secret.
Ling Hu Chong shook his head helplessly, feeling helpless about Tian Boguang's oily and smooth temperament, so he simply sat down with peace of mind, picked up the teacup and tasted the fragrant tea.
Ever since he followed Linghu Chong down the mountain to teach Wang Dawang Er's gang of Tiger gangsters this time, Tian Boguang has developed a strong interest in the work of extorting confessions by torture.
Especially after the advent of Ling Hu Chong's Dafa of cutting Mimi, it is highly respected by Tian Boguang, and now as long as the members of the Tiger Gang fall into his hands, no matter how strong or weak their martial arts are, their status is high, they will inevitably be threatened by him unscrupulously with "Cutting Mimi".
Originally, Ling Hu Chong planned to interrogate the wolf directly, and the Tiger Gang sent elites to infiltrate the Hengshan Realm from thousands of miles away, and it must have a plan, if there is no unsightly purpose, just to travel to this land of Shenzhou to relax, I am afraid that even the chef of the Hengshan faction, Aunt Xu, who only has a primary school education, will not believe it.
But the strange and powerful recovery ability of the three elders shocked Ling Hu Chong, and after the shock, it was a big surprise, because the three elders were destined to be just a trick, and all his adventures would make a wedding dress for Ling Hu Chong and become Ling Hu Chong's trophies.
If Ling Hu Chong's guess is right, these three elders must have had a peerless adventure. Obtained a heaven-defying technique or treasure, so that his body has the terrifying ability of self-recovery, and this anti-heaven ability can even repair and resolve the terrifying damage caused by Ling Hu Chong, a mythical powerhouse.
Of course, Shijie is so big that there are no surprises, the land of Shenzhou is vast, the hidden dragon is crouching tiger, and it is not impossible for a terrifying freak with special abilities to emerge once in a while. However, Ling Hu Chong concluded that the three elders must not be among them, otherwise they would not have been nearly sixty years old and had not broken through to the realm of peerless masters.
Since it has fallen into his hands, how can Ling Hu Chong let it go, the Dongfang Sect Master has suffered a great injury to his vitality, and he can only stay in the Huashan Sect to recuperate quietly, if he can get this anti-heaven exercise with a recovery function, it will definitely be able to greatly shorten the recovery time of Dongfang's undefeated.
Through the brief contact with him and the information from the confession of the little brother of the Tiger Gang, it is not difficult to analyze, this third elder is a sanctimonious person. It is said that a few years ago, he often went to the "No. 1 Book Buying Center in the World" to buy the yellow book issued in limited edition by Bai Xiaosheng Publishing House.
In Ling Hu Chong's cognition, I am afraid that only the great master of body art who was popular all over the Internet in his previous life, "Little Fat Man Goes Up the Mountain", can slightly overwhelm him.
Ling Hu Chong was also a crazy fan of the great master of body art "Little Fat Man on the Mountain", the specific surname of the little fat man on the mountain has always been a mystery, no one knows, but he is recognized as the great master of human art in China's 1.6 billion male and female dicks, the master of human reproduction and inheritance research, the master of modern action director, the best male and female action movie director, and the only hope of leading the Chinese people to achieve the hope of the literary and artistic circles that surpasses the Japanese and the beautiful.
The little fat man is known for his sharp and unique professional vision. His famous article is the article "A Brief Discussion on Teacher Cang", which established his status as a great master of the Chinese literary and artistic circles in one fell swoop.
At that time, all the dicks were proud to worship Teacher Cang of a certain island country. Every time it's full of masturbation, there must be a figure of Teacher Cang.,If you don't mention Teacher Cang when you meet and say hello.,It's as if you've been outdated for hundreds of years.。
In the context of all the people worshipping Teacher Cang, the little fat man went up the mountain to bombard the entire network with an article "A Brief Discussion on Teacher Cang", which instantly bombarded the entire network and immediately detonated the entire wave of new cultural aesthetics.
All the dicks said the same thing, and they pushed Teacher Cang to the altar one after another. And Mr. Cang also took the opportunity to go to the mainland everywhere and made a lot of eyeballs, and it seems that he has been identified as the first goddess of the most beautiful and acting action movies in the island country.
Only the little fat man on the mountain seniors dared to speak out and use sharp words. cooperated with the actions of countless young actresses in the island country, completely overthrew the rule of Teacher Cang, liberated the thoughts of the majority of Chinese dicks, removed the fig leaf of vanity, and restored a real Teacher Cang.
Is Teacher Cang really as beautiful as a fairy?Ling Hu Chong once had subversive doubts about his own aesthetics, but all the dicks around him unanimously thought that Teacher Cang was the first goddess, and in desperation, Ling Hu Chong could only bury his inner doubts in his heart, for fear of being despised by all dicks.
Only the little fat man on the mountain, the great master of the humanities and arts, has the courage to speak out, is good at discovering the truth, and lists countless photo screenshots and video clips, to analyze the truth, dissect the truth, and change the majority of dicks to a correct value, shijie view and aesthetics.
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Well, please forgive the author's self-aggrandizement, and now to get to the point, Tian Boguang walked up to the wolf and punched him in the cheek, smashing several of his snow-white clean teeth hard.
"I'll let you pretend to be coercive, let you play tricks, you're showing grandpa, I'll beat you to death. ”
In front of many members of the Tiger Gang, Tian Boguang punched and kicked the wolf on the ground, scolding while beating, and his words were full of insults and sarcasm.
The little brothers of the wild wolves watched their boss being wantonly humiliated, and the firm faith in their hearts and the fanatical worship of the wild wolf were instantly broken a lot.
The three elders on the side also shrank their pupils, and when they saw their partner, who was originally equal to his own status, being wantonly insulted like garbage by others, he suddenly felt a sense of horror in his heart.
The third elder is different from the wolf, he is a very good-looking person, he thinks that he is a real intellectual, a learned person, so he often looks down on the wolf and others who can only fight and kill, and use brute force to solve problems, even if he secretly went to buy yellow books and periodicals was exposed, he still felt that his status was noble and superior.
If he was slapped in the face in public, especially in front of a group of Tiger Gang brothers whose status was far inferior to his own, then he would rather die. (To be continued......)
PS: The second update is here, and I'm going on a business trip to the field tomorrow, and it's going to be very late to come back, so tomorrow's update will still be very late.