Volume 3 Chapter 7 Facing the Wind! (II)
"Grandpa Qiao, you owe me a jar of wine," Hong Yu grinned, and looked into the jar of wine: "And then you smash the mud seal so boldly, and the dust won't fall into the wine?"
This problem has plagued Hong Yu for more than ten years, in the last life, when he read those martial arts novels, the heroes were all heroic, and they slapped the mud and sealed the clouds with one palm, and they always wondered about this problem.
Qiao Yuanchen knocked on his head and shuddered: "Stupid, look, I'll show you again." โ
He grabbed another jar of wine and slapped the mud seal with a palm from the side, and the mud seal flew out with a swish, and a faint martial aura swept across, sweeping all the dust on the mud seal and falling to the side.
Hong Yu sincerely admired: "It's really a tune that can only be played by heroes......"
Qiao Yuanchen grabbed him: "Haha, it's just right that you came, Ah Lie ran away just now, we didn't catch it, you can't run away, your grandfather is no longer good, change you." โ
Hong Shengri slapped the table and scolded angrily: "Phew! Who said that Lao Tzu is not good, Lao Tzu can live for decades!"
Everyone laughed, pointing at Qiao Yuanchen and coaxing: "Hong Shuai, Hong Shuai, Deputy Marshal is looking forward to your old man returning to heaven quickly, so that he can take over the Wulie Elite Camp! How can you tolerate this kind of traitor? If I were you, pour him three altars!"
Qiao Yuanchen's face was red, and he waved his hand again and again: "Hong Shuai, I said the wrong thing, I didn't mean that......"
The crowd shouted: "You can't spare him, you must fight for wine!"
Hong Shengri slapped his big hand and glared: "That's right!"
Then there was no follow-up, everyone waited for a long time, and they didn't see any movement in Hong Shengri, he sat there like a clay statue of angry eyes King Kong, and then the snoring sounded!
Everyone was dumbfounded, looking at each other as hahadaxiao.
Hong Yu called Hong An over, sent his grandfather back to rest, and then sat down by himself, smiling and making a gesture that would look at the world: "Everyone, who dares to fight with me!?"
"Good boy, very arrogant!" Kuang Wuyang was the first to be unconvinced: "Little rabbit, I can't kill you! Uncle, I'm coming!"
Hong Yu smiled, and his eyes looked like a little fox.
He frowned in pain every time he took a sip, Kuang Wuyang and his gang thought that this kid would definitely fall in the next bowl, but they didn't expect that they could go down bowl by bowl, and when he drank the eighteenth bowl, Kuang Wuyang got under the table, and he didn't respond to how he shouted.
Then Qiao Yuanchen was furious, and when he came up, he was almost drunk, and he was useless than Kuang Wuyang, and he only used ten bowls, and he lay on the table and couldn't get up again.
Xue Shao on the side sighed secretly, these thirty jars of wine are not enough, he commanded, and his subordinates hurried back to transport the wine, and drove the carriage to send fifty jars with a bang!
Then the generals took turns, Hong Yu was like drinking water, drinking too much to pee, came back to continue the battle, and all eight generals fell.
Zuihou Xue Shao didn't believe in evil either, he went into battle in person, he didn't drink much before, it can be said that he was in good shape, but he was still put down by Hong Yu.
In the water pavilion, the smell of wine was overwhelming, and ordinary people would get drunk when they came in and smelled it, and the general of the martial arts camp lay on the ground. Hong Yu drank alcohol in his last life, which belongs to the typical type of gluttony, but he gets drunk as soon as he drinks. How could he have killed so much and been invincible?
I felt good for a while, like that peerless master, he opened his clothes, was blown by the night breeze, and there was a feeling of pride, standing in front of the water pavilion, running on the railing, haha daxiao, hands on the waist and chanted loudly: "Who is the opponent of the heroes of the world, Cao Liu, and the son should be like Sun Zhongmou!
Then he felt the urgency to urinate, unbuttoned his crotch and stood high on the railing, and poured a soak of urine into the lotus pond below.
A gust of wind blew, and Hong Yu became more energetic. Violently exerting force, the buttocks are straight, and they really pee out three feet away!
"Haha, how mighty it is to pee in the wind!"
On the garden path, Hong Yilan and a girl dressed in red were dumbfounded.
The girl's big eyes, eyebrow-length bangs on her forehead, small nose and lips, and her surprised little mouth opened at this time, revealing two white and cute rabbit teeth.
"ThisโIs this your brother?"
Hong Yilan felt that this was really embarrassing and thrown home, the girl next to her was called Jia Xiaohe, who should be the daughter of a wealthy businessman, and the two took a fancy to a silk embroidered handkerchief on the street at the same time a few months ago, and Zuihou became good friends.
Although Jia Xiaohe's identity is far worse than that of Miss Hongfu, the two little sisters have similar personalities and are very close to each other.
Hongfu was blocked, Jia Xiaohe was very worried and waited outside for several days, today the Imperial City Guards finally withdrew, Jia Xiaohe hurriedly came in to comfort the good sister.
At night, Hong Yilan left Jia Xiaohe to sleep with her, and the two just went out for a walk after dinner, but they didn't expect to see such an amazing scene.
Hong Yilan was so ashamed that he wanted to bury his head in the armpit, and now he was very sure that Hong Yu, who "seemed" to have "improved", was definitely his stupid brother who was a loser!
"Ahem, it's my second brother, don't worry, not all of my family is like this...... No, no, no, he's the only one like that......"
Jia Xiaohe looked at her strangely, and said in her heart, how many more do you want? It's enough to have such a living treasure, right?
Hong Yilan dragged him: "Oh, what else are you looking at, let's go!"
Jia Xiaohe's pink little face flushed, and secretly took a sip of her, as if I liked what it seemed. But, it seems that I really saw it, how could it be so big...... Her face was even hotter.
Hong Yu didn't know that he was gone, finished the water, put on his pants, and scanned the people who drank down in the water pavilion with a master's eyes, daxiao went out three times.
In the Tianquan Cave, the Ancient Magic Elephant Totem was almost drunk, he drank too much today, causing the wine clouds in the Tianquan Cave, the Ancient Magic Elephant Totem liked this environment the most, dizzy, humming and chirping comfortably.