13. You women's clothing!
It is not the platform certified, safe and secure agent who lists the listing, but the landlord himself.
Could it be another liar?" Chen Miao muttered in her heart.
However, the conditions of this house are unexpectedly good, with two bedrooms and one living room, and in the Wenyuan community, which is only 150 meters away from their school, the household appliances are complete and the bags are ready to move in.
Although Chen Miao, who has experienced a social beating, always feels that there seems to be some pit in the low-priced house, but with his current balance, he can't afford to rent a high-priced house.
Just look at it, don't want money anyway.
Although the photos given on the Internet are relatively brief, it can be seen that the house is big enough and the furniture inside is quite clean.
The more Chen Miao looked at this house, the more satisfied she became, but when she pulled the page to the bottom, Chen Miao was stunned.
This room is only rented for girls from Linhai No. 1 Middle School, and does not accept accompanying students, and cannot enter visitors.
Forget about the requirements later, the right is forced by you, isn't the clause of renting girls a sexist state?!
Chen Miao was angry in an instant, the boy is so cute, why don't he deserve to rent a cheap house!
This landlord is really excessive, Chen Miao scolded secretly, and then habitually collected this message and continued to flip through the post.
"It's useless, there's no cheap house anymore. Zhang Wei said frustrating words beside him.
Chen Miao didn't give up, and looked for it from neighborhood to community.
Zhang Wei is right, there is indeed no more.
Time passed little by little, and the shady curtain also crept to the edge of the sky, and Chen Miao searched for an hour and did not find a house at the right price.
Only the one that rents only girls is the cheapest.
Chen Miao contacted the other party, and the other party said that the house was still empty and he could come to see the house.
How can I live in it?
"What do you think?" Chen Miao showed the news to Zhang Wei, then took a sip of beer and asked a little drunk.
"Huh, did you really find a cheap house?"
Zhang Wei is a veteran intermediary, and after a few glances at the pictures of the house, he judged: "It should be a real listing, the picture has not been seen elsewhere before, and this contact person is not an intermediary of any house, and it may not be a set of information." Good luck, you kid!"
When the page was pulled to the end, Zhang Wei smiled again: "But people only rent girls from Linhai No. 1 Middle School, you have no fun." β
"Alas!" Chen Miao was very sad.
Zhang Wei thought about it, then looked at Chen Miao, and a wicked smile appeared: "It's not impossible, you let me think about it." β
"Good. β
"I'm out of wine, I'll go buy some more. β
"Go and come back. β
......
Peanuts and rice are paired with wine, and the more you drink, the more you have.
Chen Miao, who drank for the first time, was filled with eight bottles by Zhang Wei.
"Chen Miao, do you want to rent a house?"
"Want to ......" Chen Miao's eyes were a little fluttering, and her cheeks were slightly red, but her voice sounded normal and excessive.
......
"Look, aren't you just a girl?" Zhang Wei said to Chen Miao, pointing to the figure in the mirror.
Chen Miao's appearance is, not only is she good-looking, her skin is also white and tender, but she is not tall enough.
He didn't need to do much on his face, and the rosy formed by the wine halo was the best blush.
Putting on the wig again, Chen Miao is a living girl.
No, there's something missing......
Zhang Wei walked into the bedroom and pulled out a corset from the corner of the bed that he didn't know who had worn it.
After the drunken Chen Miao obediently let him fiddle, after Zhang Wei completely cleaned up, looking at the long-haired beauty in front of him wearing a school uniform, Zhang Wei couldn't help but move his Adam's apple slightly.
Fortunately, reason has always been there, Zhang Wei never attacked a man, no matter how beautiful he was.
Bringing Chen Miao downstairs, Zhang Wei continued to flicker: "Women's clothing is only temporary, endure humiliation, and when the lease is signed, the house will be rented! You can't find such a cheap house anywhere, come on!"
After speaking, he took out a bottle of perfume and sprayed it at Chen Miao, completely covering up the not-so-pungent smell of beer.
"Come on!" Chen Miao, who was in a daze in his mind, also clenched his right fist to cheer himself up, and then began to wait for the elevator with the box.
Just now, when Chen Miao was applying makeup, Zhang Wei had already made an appointment with the landlord.
Next, Chen Miao will appear as a female student in the third year of high school.
Looking at Chen Miao's graceful back, Zhang Wei lit a cigarette, squatted under the tree and began to smoke one sip.
He was waiting for Chen Miao, waiting for him to come down in a hurry.
Really rent, even if it doesn't seem like it's possible. If you sign a contract, you have to sign a contract, and you have to prepare documents to sign a contract, but Chen Miao doesn't have a certificate for being a woman.
When the time comes, when he is driven down, he will sober up and pour the soup himself, this is his black history, the kind that can laugh for a lifetime.
Hahaha, it's funny to think about.
Laughing and laughing, Zhang Wei burst into tears.
Chen Miao remembered him, but ...... How long does this memory last?
When Chen Miao forgets again, he will disappear again in this world and become a transparent person who does not exist in anyone's memory again.
Hehe. Zhang Wei smoked most of a cigarette in one go, choking himself so much that he coughed again and again, and his eyes were red.
And Chen Miao, who was upstairs, had already gotten off the elevator and clenched his fist to himself and encouraged: "Come on!"
Everyone's drunken state has its own characteristics, Chen Miao doesn't cry or make trouble after being drunk, he is particularly obedient.
What others say is what it is, and it is right for him to have no brains to do anything.
So according to Zhang Wei's words, he obediently found the house number and knocked on the door.
There was a creak, and the door opened.
"Hello. As soon as the deliberately pinched falsetto said two words, Chen Miao couldn't say the next words anymore, and the wine was half awake.
Because the one who opened the door was his old acquaintance, no, it was an old acquaintance, Yu Lingling.
Damn, this house is the spirit of the Imperial Spirit?!
"Hello, you're the senior sister who came to see the house, please come in, please come in. "The Spirit of the Soul has opened the door completely.
This senior sister is so beautiful, Yu Lingling's eyes lit up.
But Chen Miao hesitated, and her brain was still a little unbright.
It's embarrassing.
Even if she was drunk, Chen Miao knew how embarrassing she was at this time.
But things have developed to this point, and the wine is so bold that Chen Miao still walked in.
Because the basic situation has been explained on the Internet, Zhang Wei has repeatedly promised that he is just one person and will not bring anyone else over, so after Yu Lingling casually took him to see the house, this matter was settled.
Simple and unexpected.
This senior sister seems to be too shy, always with her head down, not talking much, and her voice is small and soft, cute!
It seemed that he had forgotten, and Yu Lingling was also anxious not to mention the signing of the contract, looked at the largest suitcase he was carrying, smiled and explained to Chen Miao: "It's not early, senior sister, you should rest early." β
Afterwards, the Spirit Spirit ascended the stairs through a hidden indoor staircase on one side.
Chen Miao found out that this house was actually a duplex made up of a two-story house that was renovated after being opened.
It turns out that this is the case, although it is two independent houses, but there is a connecting space, and it can be regarded as a shared house, no wonder people only rent girls!
It's just that Yu Lingling really doesn't know how to do business, such a suite is only rented for two thousand, and if he is asked to come to Chen Miao, he will have to rent at least eight thousand!
Chen Miao forgot at this time that if this house was hung with eight thousand, he wouldn't even open it.
Then he felt that he had lost a lot, with his friendship with Yu Lingling's classmates for more than four years, you must know that this house is Yu Lingling's, he must not be women's clothes!
The righteous and honest people who come to ask for rent will also agree, and the two of them are fine!
I didn't have time to think about what to do next, and a wave of sleepiness hit.
After tossing for a day and drinking so much wine, it is strange that he is not sleepy, and he has no time to clean up his things, Chen Miao fell asleep on the sofa with a crooked neck.
"Hahaha!" The keyboard in Chen Miao's suitcase burst out laughing, but no one could hear it except the sleeping Chen Miao.
"I'll see how you wake up and behave. Then Chen Miao's cheeks began to redden, her body became hot, and the wine turned into sweat and gradually discharged down her pores.
"Huhu, tired baby. With that, the keyboard fell silent.
In her sleep, Chen Miao frowned, her mind was mixed, and her brain, which had been a little muddy before, gradually regained her clarity.
When she woke up again, it was past zero o'clock, and Chen Miao only felt that the drowsiness in her brain was gone, and she was refreshed.
It's because of posture problems, my neck hurts a little.
When he opened his eyes, it was dark all around, and after groping to turn on the light, Chen Miao was stunned, where is this?
Then the memory returned, and Chen Miao grew her mouth in shock.
HeβHe's wearing women's clothes?!
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What a neuropathy this is committed!
This is something that a normal man (crossed out) straight man can't do!
He is a 100% straight man! Zhang Wei of the dog day is a son of man in vain!
It's not that there is no cheaper house, but it's just a little farther away, so why just to rent a house, you put down your dignity and women's clothing.
Also, he is still wearing women's clothes in front of the spirit of the royal spirit, which makes him face his old table in the future.
Chen Miao began to scratch her head frantically, but found that the amount of hair was amazingly large.
What the hell!!
The wig on his hand was already in a mess, and he felt a little tightness in his chest, so he reached out and pulled out an old corset on his chest for a long time, and he didn't know which woman's it belonged to, and he definitely hadn't washed it before using it for him!
Really......
scolded a swear word, Chen Miao couldn't bear it anymore.
He grabbed a towel and hurried into the bathroom to take a good shower.
After taking a shower, I only felt relaxed all over, wrapped the towel around my waist, and Chen Miao walked out of the bathroom.
"Senior sister, I forgot to give you the key. A sweet voice came, and then both of them were dumbfounded.
"Chen Miao, you, why are you here?!" Yu Lingling was stunned, and then she reacted and asked, "Are you that senior sister's boyfriend?"
How should people answer, Chen Miao didn't say a complete sentence for a long time.
"Not true. Yu Lingling's eyes flashed, and he circled around Chen Miao twice, and after carefully looking at his face clearly, he affirmed: "You are that senior sister, you women's clothes!"