Chapter 34 Punished for Making Friends

When the morning dawned, I slept so well, as if every time I slept it sounded.

When Shizi got up, he felt the sound of wind chimes coming into the center of his ear, and shouted, "No, I'm going to class so early, and I still haven't eaten breakfast."

Shizi complained angrily and annoyed, but he had no choice but to hurriedly put on his clothes and boots and ran out of the hospital, closed the door and ran down the mountain.

Went straight to the cultivation pavilion opposite the dining hall, and saw many people sitting on the ground in the bamboo forest from a distance, which is not good, this is late.

Walking closer, a person in a green robe was pacing back and forth in front of the disciple with a white jade ring ruler in his hand, Shizi arrived at the teaching place, and was just about to sit down, and a sentence came from his ear: "Zhao Shiyu came late to be punished, come to me"

Shi Zi saw that this was not Fang Lin who picked them up? Shi Zi walked up to Fang Lin and said, "Stretch out your hand, all the disciples below remember to be punished for being late."

Fang Lin smiled and reminded the disciples below that their tardiness would be like this, and he snapped on the stones' hands.

I was not in a hurry, and the ruler fell on the stone's hand at once, the stone was sweating, his face was red, the stone gritted his teeth, held back, and did not shout pain, after a total of ten beats, the stone's left hand trembled, and then Fang Lin pointed to a vacant space next to him with the ring ruler and asked him to sit there.

Shi Zi saw that he sat down with his left hand, swallowed his tears in pain, and almost ran out.

At this time, another person came to Niu Dahan, who got up early but couldn't stop eating in the canteen, so he was late, so he also came to be punished by the thugs.

Niu Dahan screamed after the first ring ruler hit the palm of his hand, and tears like killing a pig rolled around his eyes again.

After beating Niu Dahan, and then another Sima Yu who was late to be punished, this little girl hit twice, and then was pointed to one place and sat down, the little girl sat down, her big eyes were pouted, and the crackling silver beans under her long eyelashes fell.

Shi Zi saw that Sima Yu was a little distressed, Niu Dahan pouted and said, "I can't hold it up twice, I'm crying." ”

Another late fat man ran over with a white smile on his face, Fang Lin said with a smile on his face

"From the time I entered the door to the present, you have brought a lot of happiness to everyone, you can come in a line when you are late, you can also quickly stretch out your hand to receive the reward of the ten precepts."

Xiao Chong was like a fool, and he said, "Master Fang, I just need a ring ruler."

Everyone below laughed, Xiao Chong stretched out his hand to take the ring ruler in Fang Lin's hand.

"Reach out quickly, put your hand flat, just put your palm up," after Fang Lin's order was given, Xiao Chong was beaten and yelled, and received ten times, and then sat down where he was pointed and sat down.

After playing Xiao Chong, his appearance was too amused, and Sima Yu laughed out loud, with a few tears hanging from his big eyes, but also a bright smile.

Fang Lin shook his head, holding the ring ruler in his hand, and said after seeing the people Qi, "I am your senior brother, Fang Lin, most people also know my name, these days I will teach you some history of cultivating immortal arts, and some introductory small spells are just scratching the surface, but what I teach is a shortcut, you have to listen well, the immortal art of cultivation is broad and profound, there are many kinds of things, but the entry is simple and important, and a solid foundation can lead to better cultivation."

After finishing speaking, he put the ring ruler on the table aside, and slightly opened his mouth to talk about the history of the immortal cultivation world and the history of the surrounding sects.

At the end of the three-hour schoolwork, Fang Lin put away the ring ruler and turned away, leaving everyone to discuss and talk about their personal opinions.

The stone still covers his hand, and his left hand is still swollen like a pig's trotters, although this class makes his eyes shine, the immortal art of cultivation can break the stone and break the gold, and the river and the mountain can be broken, the key is that the last sentence calls himself a hundred years old, and the golden pill can easily live a thousand years after the baby.

Shi Zi thought of this, and he wandered out of the world, thinking about what was wrong, and a happy smile hung on his face, but at this time, several female disciples sitting in front of him were whispering, and they were all saying that a kid wanted to find a daughter-in-law, a lazy toad, and wanted to eat swan meat, a little pervert, and so on.

Xiao Chong came over and greeted the stone who was connected to the same fate, Xiao Chong was a very slow voice, and said in a gentle voice, "This fellow disciple is playing together today, and the friendship connected with the same fate can be celebrated, what do you think?"

Shi Zi wanted to be interrupted by such a little white fat man suddenly, and he was startled when he came to him, and before Shi Zi could speak, Niu Dahan walked over and said with a smile

"It's also said that it's not important to drink to be true, right Brother Xiao"

So Niu Dahan and Xiao Chong chatted freely, and Shi Zi slowly turned his head to look at the friends who could make friends with wine in a word, which was too fast.

This is also subverting Shizi's life, and then he looked at Sima Yu, who was punished together, and Sima Yu was blowing this swollen little tender hand with his mouth normally.

Everyone has been resting for more than half an hour, and then an old man in a green robe came, with one hand behind his back and the other hand holding a palm-sized incense burner, and there is a fragrance coming from it, not the fragrance of flowers is better than the fragrance of flowers, and no one can guess what it is made of.

The old man put the incense burner on the table and introduced himself, "The old man is the steward of Yaojian Mountain, the old man Duan Jintian, I will teach you how to meditate and cultivate, make reasonable use of the incense burner and the use of pills, and let you grow and cultivate quickly."

So Duan Jintian began to tell the story: "You must not know about the incense burner, in the major swords of our sect, there is aura gushing out of the ground every moment, although you can absorb it every day, but it is also very small, and your spiritual roots are also different, so you can quickly integrate the aura into the body with relative spices and gas crystals, and all the aura will become your five elements aura."

"For example, if you are a wood spirit root physique, you light the incense burner when you meditate, and all you inhale is wood spirit qi, you will get twice the result with half the effort when you cultivate, and with the assistance of the elixir, the three-pronged approach will definitely make you go to the next level."

This class is quite important, but Shi Zi frowned a little again, and found that there was no incense burner medicine that he could use, what kind of medicine did Yin Linggen use? After listening attentively after a class, I was afraid that I would omit something, that is, I didn't talk about the incense burner medicine I used from beginning to end.

When Duan Jintian put away the incense burner and told everyone to go to dinner, everyone rushed to the canteen, but the stone did not rush like before, but fell at the end, because he found that it seemed that this lesson was all for the benefit of others.

At this time, Tong Muhe flew out and landed on Shizi's shoulder and said: "I'm going to go to the canteen with you to drink today, although your trouble is a headache, but use the incense burner to increase the concentration of aura, it's simple, fool, go eat."

The dark clouds in Shizi's heart were clicked away, and the clouds quickly became happy when he saw the sun, and said with a smile: "Yes, it's okay to be thicker, the aura is as much as fog, I don't quickly cultivate to the two layers of qi, it's too simple."

Quickly followed everyone into the dining hall, and at this time, I saw that Niu Dahan and Xiao Chong had already sat down and invited him over to eat together.

Shi Zi was not polite and sat down and ordered.

"Senior Brother Zhao Shiyu, you can also drink some bars to celebrate our suffering together"

Shizi scratched his head, "I don't like to drink, ask my bird to drink with you, I promise to drink well with you."

Niu Dahan was afraid when he saw the stone bird, especially the sharp beak like a steel needle, recalling the scene of the event, Xiao Chong just wanted to say was interrupted by Niu Dahan, "Come on, come on, I'm so happy today, it's really good to hand over Brother Xiao, this time I can have fun drinking, I usually drink alone, and I get drunk alone, and now I have a companion to drink happily and laugh and talk about good stories, haha"

So there was a surprising scene in the dining hall, two people and a bird drank together, Niu Dahan and Xiao Chong both toasted and drank it all with a cup, when it was the turn of the bird, the bird grabbed the lid of the wine pot and plunged into it, and flew out after a while, knocked over the wine pot with its wings, pecked the wine bottle a few times with its mouth, and drank it all consciously, Niu Dahan and Xiao Chong were not convinced, so they took the pot to drink.

Before the stones were full, he saw Niu Dahan drinking with a smile on his face, shaking his head, Xiao Chong crawled on the table with a red face, and fell asleep.

Fortunately, the afternoon was a practice and meditation, otherwise the two of them would have been punished, and Tong Muhe also found his favorite wine and drank it one by one.

The people around him were stunned and praised again and again, "Wine fairy, wine fairy, the amount of wine is extremely large"

The dining hall was lively and lively, and Shi Zi was also full, and when he looked back, Niu Dahan and Xiao Chong both climbed on the table and fell asleep drunk, and Shi Zi didn't care about them, and he could go back to his house when he woke up anyway.

I swaggered out of the dining hall, this comfortable and full of food is peace of mind, and I ran away from the troubles, and when I walked to the pool, I saw the black rock rockery.

Anyway, nothing to do, the stone climbed up, this rockery is not small, carefully observed and found that this black rockery is built up one by one, carefree to sit and look at this distance is very comfortable, the whole stone to sit on you are not cool and the same as the general stone.

Sitting and seeing Sima Yu coming from afar, he smiled and opened the stone and joked, "What are you doing on it, you will become a monkey when you are full, hahaha"

Shizi was not angry, smiled, Mimi looked at Sima Yu and said: "The handboard doesn't hurt after eating, now it's itchy, I'll come up and grind my hands to stop itching, Sima Yu, do you have itchy hands, come to grind on the rockery?"

Sima Yu pouted and scolded, "I'm a human, not a monkey, it looks like I can't remember it."

But the big-eyed one looked at the stone, and she sat on the edge of the pool, and the stone guessed that she wanted to come up and sit and feel it, but she felt that she couldn't go up, so she sat down.

Shizi climbed down from the rockery, stretched out his hand, signaled that he wanted to take Sima Yu up to sit down, and said, "Come on, this monkey king will take you up the mountain to see the scenery, come and give it to me."

Sima Yu looked at the stone, his eyes narrowed into a line, and he hurriedly stretched out his white and tender little hand, and the stone grabbed Sima Yu's hand and pulled it hard, Sima Yu's small body was thin and pulled up by the stone.

Shi Zi pointed to the stone that looked like a small step protruding and asked Sima Yu to climb up, Sima Yu was also clever and smart, so he climbed up and saw that he was one step away from the top of the mountain.

Sima Yu just wanted to ask the stone to help him climb the mountain since he was a child, so he held Sima Yu's little ass with one hand and pushed it up to the top successfully.

Sima Yu went up the rockery, his face was red, and he looked at the stones, and the stones climbed up after three or five times, because the seat was enough for one person, Sima Yu sat in front of him, and stood behind the stones, pretending to be low, and said, "You are the king, I am a courtier, and I will stand guard for you, this black stone is not cold at all, isn't it?"

Sima Yu still blushed and looked at the black stone with his hand in the distance, and many people walked by and saw the two rockeries looking at the scenery, and some female disciples also looked over.

Sima Yu knew one of the female disciples, so he stretched out his hand and beckoned: "Sister Fang, you're done eating, go up to the rockery to play, this black stone is very comfortable to sit on."

This is a beautiful girl who is half a head taller than a stone, her name is Sun Fang.

Sun Fang smiled, shook her head, teased Sima Yu, pursed her lips and said jokingly, "No, big lady, you and the master can enjoy the scenery, little girl, I'll go back and warm your bed, hehehe"

After speaking, the laughing flower branch trembled and covered the cherry mouth with one hand, she smiled and found that there were two moles on each of the two eyebrows, which felt very naughty and funny, Sima Yu heard this joke and made her face flush like a tomato.

Shi Zi is familiar with this kind of joke, because in Zheng Lao's team, which people often use words to tease because they are wandering all year round, Happy Shizi opened his mouth and said, "Yes, yes, very well-behaved, Fang'er doesn't need to come up to warm the bed, tonight, the eldest lady will not accompany me when she eats fasting and recites Buddha, or do you know the master's heart hahaha"

Sun Fang's face instantly turned red, and he was choked by Shi Zi's sentence so much that he almost breathed up, but Sima Yu's face was flushed, but he couldn't hold back his laughter.

The laughter is like a silver bell, it is very good, Sun Fang under the rockery still wanted to say something just now, and stomped his feet and went straight to his own house on the mountain, at this time Sima Yu looked back at Sun Fang's hand and subconsciously pushed it behind him, and his little finger was buckled into a small hole, and then he heard the sound of "ah", and the stone jumped down, and the stone also saw it at this time, and he couldn't see it from above at all.

Shi Zi asked Sima Yu with concern: "This black stone has become a fine, and it will bite its hand, I'll see if the little tender hand is broken."

Sima Yu heard that the little head was beating like a drum, which meant that it was okay, chatting and watching the scene, and after a while, Sima Yu and Shizi saw more and more people coming out of the canteen on the rockery, so Sima Yu was afraid of being joked about again, so he wanted to go down the mountain.

Shizi climbed down the rockery a few times first, watching Sima Yu climb down slowly like a panda, and there was a period of time when Shizi urged: "You lie back, I'll follow you, and you will come down at once, believe me"

Shi Zi looked at Sima Yu as if he had made a joke and didn't care, stretched out his arms and waited, Sima Yu didn't hesitate at all and lay back directly, this joke was too big, Shi Zi didn't have much confidence, but he stretched out his arms and hugged Sima Yu steadily, fortunately it wasn't so heavy.

It was very comfortable to hold Sima Yu's body, and he jumped back directly into the pool by holding Sima Yu.

"Eat more, do you know, it's so light, what should I do if the wind blows you away that day, go there to find you," Shi Zi said to Sima Yu with a serious face.

Sima Yu stuck out his tongue, his little face was shy, and he turned around and ran away, Shizi watched Sima Yu leave, and walked slowly behind him, waiting to return to his house.

When I went back to the house, I took a bath, and it was really comfortable, Tong Muhe was very arrogant at this time, and said: "A few hairy children are really drunk when they drink with the old man, hahaha"

Shi Zi also looked at Tong Muhe in surprise and asked, "Old Tong, how dare you go into the dining hall with me to drink today, aren't you afraid of revealing your stuffing?"

Tong Muhe held his head high and said proudly: "I have grown skin and flesh under my feathers this morning, and the jade has entered my body."

Tong Muhe flicked the feathers with his mouth, and the stone could see clearly that it really grew flesh and skin, and heard Tong Muhe say, "Not in front of those old ghosts, I am sure that I will not be found to suck the body of the soul nourishing jade, and now it is also playing a preliminary effect, the silly boy has time to go to the library to see more and understand more, and it will be very useful in the future."

The stone was also washed, so he consciously began to practice meditation, and every time he meditated, he wanted to sleep, and this time he stared at him and told him to be serious, so this meditation was very serious, and he closed his eyes and felt the flow of body qi according to what he said in class.

This time, Shi Zi's eyes closed and he began to meditate, and the aura slowly entered the body after being surrounded by him, feeling very comfortable, and feeling that the cool aura started from his feet and slowly went upward, leaving a small amount of qi after circling through the dantian many times.

The excess qi goes straight up to the chest and into the arms, and then back to the chest, then directly to the head, and then back to the feet from top to bottom, so that after a few weeks of circulation, most of the qi pours into the stone, and the left hand begins to spin wildly.

Then this large breath began to circulate rapidly from the left hand to the forearm, Tong Muhe also saw on the table, it was from the beginning before, and now it is from the feet, this time it is really surprising, the left hand of the stone began to surround the white qi for a long time, which is really surprising and curious, and the rest of the body is still leaking like a sieve.

After more than two hours of meditation this time, the stone began to enter the good state, and he began to get sleepy, Tong Muhe flew over and pecked the stone several times, forcibly told him to calm down, and finally carried out the meditation until dark.

Shizi saw that it was dark, so he wanted to have dinner again, and when he arrived at the dining hall, Niu Dahan and Xiao Chong had just woken up from a sleep, and as soon as Shizi came in, Tong Muhe flew to a table next to the two of them, and landed, gesturing with a bird's beak to drink again, both of them shook their heads and said to forgive.

Shizi sat down and looked at him twice, and said disdainfully, "If you don't appreciate your face so much, you won't get drunk, come and drink some, at least accompany it."

Shizi ate meat and fish and began to watch the two of them drink, this time they didn't drink too much and ate a lot, Tong Muhe still waited for Shizi to finish eating before stopping drinking.

That night, Tong Muhe called the stone into the quilt, put the black stone and the copper ball in, and pressed it to sleep, this sleep until dawn, the token did not ring, the stone was much more relieved, but when he looked up, he saw a person sitting on the chair opposite him, looking at him and smiling.